TheKnuckleHeadsPodcast

626. Customer Disservice...

Knuckleheads! the Fanboy and the Hater are ranting about ridiculous Meta-glasses bans, a nightmarish Fogo experience, train chaos, and the eternal struggle of buying used shirts with surprise cat hair. Tune in for loud opinions, dumb antics, and real talk about everyday annoyances. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! PROMO CODE WINTERISCUMMING for 10% OFF Superior Marketing KICKSTARTER! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

625. 90s Returns...

Knuckleheads! This episode goes everywhere: angry tourist rants, job burnout truths, '90s return horror stories, weird gift memories, and the absolute absurdity of modern public toilets. Pull up a seat, laugh at the chaos, and try not to get caught by the door that opens mid-poop. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Superior Marketing KICKSTARTER! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

624. Brains, Trains & Bum Stains

The Knuckleheads are back and somehow public transportation becomes the enemy. This week we get into crowded trains, workplace culture, a near-death-by-bus experience, Hamptons Jitney entitlement, giant dogs, the chaos of Jamaica Queens, Hater Bucks, broken MTA doors, Florida Man, and some questionable death-row last meals. Basically, everybody is in the way and we're tired of them. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc Superior Marketing Kickstarter!

623. With Great Power Comes Terrible PR: Chase Muir | Superior Marketing

KNUCKLEHEAS! you gotta hear this one. We sit down with Chase Muir, the mastermind behind Superior Marketing, a laugh-out-loud comic about the messy, behind-the-scenes world of marketing superheroes (think PR disasters, social media freak-outs, and one clueless hero named Paragon). We talk origin stories, finding artists on Reddit, editing, and the upcoming Kickstarter! This is a must support! Kickstarter- Superior Marketing Chase Muir IG Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! 20 NEW DROPS LIVE! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

622. PAY It Aint So...

Knuckleheads! we dropped 20 new pieces on the site! We go full rant mode on the nickels-and-dimes of modern life cruise room fees, corking fees, split-plate charges, app-only nonsense and subscription creep. Plus a heavy recommendation for the Ralphie May doc we saw (bring tissues) and some wild train/street stories that make you shake your head. Stick around, rate/review/subscribe, and hit the store on FourthWall, buy the holiday drops before they disappear. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

621. The Price Is Declined

Knuckleheads! quick episode catch-up: we run through merch updates (Comfort Color drop Aug 31/Sep 1), The Haters hilarious Amazon-card double-decline at Fogo de Chão, the weird "guess the fake product" game, and a bunch of absurd things I saw on the train (projectors on the ceiling, phone speakers blasting, and people blocking seats with bags). Stick around for the Florida Man headline, some supercapitalism ranting, and of course rates/reviews hit up the Fourth Wall if you want the new drop. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

620. Clocked In, Checked Out...

Knuckleheads! this episode is a chaotic, hilarious ride: from ranting about gross protein bars and dreaming up waffle-cone spoons to me literally truckin' a phone-walking stranger on the C train. You get train drama, snack takes, and a whole lot of attitude. We also dig into cruise booking nightmares, brutal PTO policies, coworker horror stories (lunch thieves, microwaved fish, and more), and classic Florida-man antics — all with blunt, laugh-out-loud commentary. Pull up a seat and hang out with us. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

619. Winter is Cumming?

Knuckleheads! Quick heads up: summer merch is going away in about three weeks, so grab your ice cream truck shirt before it’s gone. We’ve also got Halloween and holiday designs in the works, so keep an eye on Fourth Wall and the Knuckleheads Lab shop. Caught a wild live stream, did some guesting (and learned to give up control on live shows), and collected a bunch of ridiculous train stories - umbrella splash, luggage collisions, and one unforgettable funk zone. We also riff on national food days, filet mignon opinions, He-Man toy nostalgia, and a classic Florida Man closing. If you’re feeling it, rate/review/subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and pick up The Morning Star on Amazon. Appreciate you showing up - this one’s a messy, funny ride and I’d love for you to come along. Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel KpopJunki Podcast Appearance! Ralphie May Doc We will be at the Premier in NY come say whats up!

618. Jaws 2 Electric Boogaloo

Knuckleheads! welcome back to the chaos. Guess who's back? We’re riffing on everything from Jaws and Hooper’s fate to subway pet‑peeves, busted backpacks, Comic‑Con buys that lied to us, and the dumbest Florida man headlines. It’s loud, messy, and exactly the kind of nonsense you’d hear from your rowdy friends. Pull up a seat, grab something to drink, and hang out. We’ll make you laugh, make you roll your eyes, and probably make you want to check your bag placement on the train. Sorry about some of the audio we are working through it now. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

617. Bagels Solve "Everything"

What's up Knuckleheads! today we’re revisiting bathroom etiquette (because people still can’t mind their piss), plus we riff on merch drops, weird train and work encounters, and food holidays you didn’t know you needed. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

616. Explosive Diarrhea & The Great Mint Chip Takeover

Hey Knuckleheads! jump into this messy, hilarious episode with the Knuckleheads. We talk merch updates, train beef (literally), a very ambitious ball-rubbing merch joke, the eternal hate for mint chip, national food holidays, cringe train outfits, wild Florida Man biz ideas, and even the looming "shit parasite" panic. Casual, crude, and oddly heartwarming grab a drink and laugh along like we're right there with you. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

615. Unwritten Rules of Public Bathroom's...

Knuckleheads hop in, this episode is a chaotic, hilarious rant session about Amazon packing disasters, people losing their minds on buses and trains, and the absolute insanity of public bathroom etiquette. We’re joking, we’re annoyed, and we’re keeping it real — like you’d hear from a buddy over a beer. Come for the laughs, stay for the outrageous stories. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

614. Stranded & Starry on Desert-Island! (Re-mastered Vault Episode)

Hey Knuckleheads! welcome to a cozy episode from the vault where the Knuckleheads get hilariously honest about being stranded: from shitting your pants to honey‑glazing wild boar. We riff on survival skills, debate which celeb and movie you'd want on a desert island, and crack stupid jokes the whole way through. It’s casual, messy, and real like overhearing two buddies plotting to survive with duct tape, rocks, and a copy of Toy Story. Come laugh, cringe, and maybe pick your own desert‑island team. Ep is from 2015- 2023 unknown >< Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

613. Trashcans, Train Dumps & Birthday Fails

Hey it's my birthday and the Knuckleheads go off: train gross-outs, a stolen Knicks trash can, a Chuck E.-style mascot swiping credit cards, and the glorious chaos of people getting rat-out famous online. It’s messy, dumb, and honestly kind of addictive. We rant about AI, preorder madness, surprise parties that implode, and why folks love to dunk on strangers for clicks grab a drink and come roast the world with us. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

612. VIP Prices, Shady Orders & A Florida Man Scams...

What’s up guys — grab a seat, we’re breaking down everything from Knicks parade and overpriced VIP Comic-Con passes to ridiculous customer service fails and a Florida man scanning taco seasoning packets to steal trading cards. We talk cons, merch, snacks, museum markups, and the weirdest theft scheme you’ll hear today. Come hang with us! Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc

611. Bum Showdown & Weird Jobs That Pay the Bills

Yo, what's up — this episode's a chaotic-ass ride: Hate gets into it with bums, tested my health limits, and broke down our new June merch drop (spoiler: Gildan heavyweight wins). We talk summer NYC nonsense — park crackheads, weird jobs, prop money ideas, and even a tricycle gnome thief. Stay for the sports takes, food talk (strawberry cake for life), and the usual Knucklehead energy. Rate, review, and subscribe, and if you wanna support the podcast, cop a shirt on Fourth Wall Save Destiny! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!

610. Knicks, Mint Wipes & Bizarre Laws...

Knuckleheads! — this episode is pure Knuckleheads chaos: Knicks hype, new merch drops, wild food hacks, and the weirdest laws you didn’t know existed. We also talk minty wipes gone wrong, Bigfoot/Big-tiger stories, and the usual stupid stunts — grab a shirt, a drink, and enjoy the ride with us. Save Destiny! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!

609. Florida man, This week on the train and beef patty dreams...

Hey knuckleheads! — we’re back after a two‑week hiatus with new drops, dumb fashion takes, rotisserie chicken tips, and a deep dive into beef‑patty sandwich engineering. We also rant about a $17 church entry, soggy sneakers, a train dog disaster, and whether the Mando movie should've just been two episodes. Grab a shirt, leave a review, and come hang — this episode’s chaotic, gross, and oddly wholesome, like the best of our knucklehead energy. Save Destiny! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!

608. Classic! Let's recast GIJOE! (330)

In this remastered classic episode we talk recasting the GIJOE movie and a bunch of stuff I cant remember! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!

607. Remastered Classic! Candy Bars and Movies (205)

Hey Knuckleheads! We have been sick this weekend and had to take a sick day... We remastered episode 205. Enjoy and sorry for dying... Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!

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