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Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between.

Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue!

The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathered over the years, so why not take them up on it?!

You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

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  • S12 · E30
    Thursday · 21 min· Video

    LIFE LESSONS: "Married a grump? There's probably not a lot you can do..."

    This week, an email that seems to echo through history to a younger Mr & Mrs Whitehall. A newly married DL has been in touch, asking if Mrs Whitehall has any advice after she married a man who might possibly be another Mr Whitehall... Once you've heard about some of his outbursts, you might well agree. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E29
    September 14 · 42 min· Video

    Mrs Whitehall caught a couple "AT IT"!

    TRIGGER WARNING: If you don't like graphic injury detail, please approach with caution! This week, a story from Canada that is hilarious and harrowing in equal parts!! Plus, Mr Whitehall once again questions whether the production team are leading everyone down the wrong road and Mrs Whitehall caught a couple coming out of a restaurant bathroom... TOGETHER! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E28
    September 10 · 20 min· Video

    LIFE LESSONS: "Find your community!"

    The DL community is so wonderfully varied, with so much going on and so many experiences being had at any one time, so it's always a joy to jump into the inbox and see what's happening. This week, the Whitehalls hear from Lana, a Ukranian DL living in Germany and doing a cracking job raising a very young baby. You can do it, Lana! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E27
    September 7 · 40 min· Video

    Hilary Whitehall's secret for dealing with MOODY TEENS...

    Mrs Whitehall is no stranger to corralling a moody teenager... She had three to deal with in close succession, after all. Plus, how Mr Whitehall's life could have taken a VERY different turn and why the Princess of Wales gets called the wrong name ALL the time. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E26
    September 3 · 19 min· Video

    LIFE LESSONS: "Give leather (or pleather) jackets a chance!"

    Have you ever worn or owned a leather jacket? Whether or not other people think it suits you, there's quite a good chance that you'll feel splendid wearing it. Give it a try. This weeks email comes from a DL who is less than impressed with her husband's new jacket. But what can she do about it? The Wittering Whitehalls to the rescue! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E25
    August 31 · 44 min· Video

    The shortest question the Whitehalls have EVER answered...

    The DL's of this podcast are wonderful. The way they weave a story and allow us into every nook and cranny of their lives is fabulous. Emails are often a page or more and give every detail one could ask for... That's not always the case though. This week, a DL was in touch with a question that took up only 4 words! Luckily, the answer was a little bit longer. Plus, do you / should you use your "best" crockery and why you simply MUST try monkfish. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E24
    August 27 · 23 min· Video

    LIFE LESSONS: "Bidets?? Don't knock it until you've tried it!"

    Come on then, folks... Where do we stand on bidets? It's bound to start a debate. Unsurprisingly, it's a debate that splits the WW's sofa down the middle. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E23
    August 24 · 40 min· Video

    Actors in commercials... Michael & Hilary reveal the truth!

    Back in the day, it might not have done an actor's career much good to star in a commercial, but why has that changed and what went on behind the scenes when the deals were being made? Plus, a multi-generational living update and what's your favourite theme tune?? The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E22
    August 20 · 18 min· Video

    LIFE LESSONS: "This maths trick will BLOW YOUR MIND."

    Mind. Blown. Those are the words of Mrs Whitehall this week. DL Callum learned something whilst helping his daughter with maths homework and he's shared something which he had to share immediately! Plus... Nigel is still on the scene and it might be the last you see/hear from him for a little while! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E21
    August 17 · 38 min· Video

    Nigel the puppy is still VERY naughty...

    Nigel, though a sweet little chap, is very naughty indeed... For the second week in a row, he was allowed into the podcast recording and proved quite a challenge. Away from his hijinks, Mr & Mrs Whitehall advise a Swiss gentleman on his retirement and hear from a fellow cockapoo owner... Does it all get easier? The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E20
    August 13 · 25 min· Video

    LIFE LESSONS: "Your parents might be right... But that doesn't mean you should listen to them."

    Did you ignore advice from your elders in your youth? Perhaps your still enjoying your youth... Do you take parental wisdom well? Mr & Mrs Whitehall have a few thoughts for a DL who has managed to put together enough money for a holiday, but whose parents think they'd be better saving it! What to do... The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E19
    August 10 · 39 min· Video

    My Dad's table manners are VILE...

    It can almost be guaranteed that the way this DL's Dad eats his dinner is unique. Surely, nobody else on Earth does it this way?? Plus, an inflatable bath (how does that actually work?!) and a very, very naughty puppy... NIGEL IS BACK! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E18
    August 6 · 18 min· Video

    LIFE LESSONS: "Buying presents for kids? They HAVE to be the same!"

    Whether it's your own children, grand-children, nieces, nephews or kids of friends, there are huge mistakes that can be made if you're buying them presents. Is it the same thing? Is it the same colour? The same size? Tick all of these things off the list so that you don't make the same mistake this weeks DL did!! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E17
    August 3 · 43 min· Video

    The Whitehall cure for PASSIVE AGGRESSION!

    If someone's getting sassy with you, it's best to be sure. How easy is that if the person in question is employing passive aggression? Needless to say, Mr & Mrs Whitehall come at it from very different perspectives. Plus, a curious experiment involving Otzi The Iceman and 100 ways to cook an egg! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E16
    July 30 · 20 min· Video

    LIFE LESSONS: "Don't overthink it."

    There's been a lot of back and forth over the 'shoes on / shoes off' inside the house issue, lately. Wherever you fall on the spectrum of feelings DL's seem to have on it, you might not have thought about it quite as deeply as this weeks emailer, Tess. Ever thought about actually WHAT is on the bottom of people's shoes? Tess has! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E15
    July 27 · 47 min· Video

    I'm struggling to find love... Please help!

    This is exactly why this podcast started in the first place!!! A darling DL needs some sage advice and they've come to the best place for it. Plus, a celeb-studded family outing for the Whitehalls and a VERY tempting ad in the classifieds... The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E14
    July 23 · 16 min· Video

    LIFE LESSONS: "Lay out the ground rules FIRST."

    This week, a DL has a very complicated and potentially embarrassing social situation to navigate... They're off to Romania, with absolutely no idea of what's going to happen when they arrive. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E13
    July 20 · 45 min· Video

    Do THIS to guarantee good weather!

    The Wittering Whitehalls are here to help you and sometimes, that help or advice might be a little out of left field, but maybe it's worth a go! Got a special day coming up? Need good weather? GIVE THIS A GO! Plus, the time Mr Whitehall took Mrs Whitehall to the church he got married in, TO SOMEBODY ELSE!!! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E12
    July 16 · 26 min· Video

    LIFE LESSONS: "Put your f***ing phone down!"

    Hands up if you constantly pick your mobile phone up, for absolutely NO REASON whatsoever and start scrolling through trash... This week's DL has recognised this in themselves and asks The Wittering Whitehalls for a solution. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

  • S12 · E11
    July 13 · 46 min· Video

    My Husband Wants To Watch The Final... On Our 30th Wedding Anniversary!

    There's been *quite* a bit a of football on lately and this week, a DL has a question: Should I make my husband miss the World Cup Final, so that we can celebrate a milestone anniversary? Plus, emigrating to Australia and a possible Mrs Whitehall spotting on the telly! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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