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THE WEDDING POLICE

PENNY and JIM

🚨💍 The Wedding Police is on patrol!

Hosted by Penny & Jim, this comedy podcast takes a tongue-in-cheek look at wedding etiquette and the many crimes committed in the name of love. From dress code disasters and plus-one violations to speech misconduct and dance floor offenses, no faux pas is too small to escape the law.

Each episode, Penny and Jim investigate real-world wedding situations, issue citations, deliver stern warnings, and—when necessary—make full arrests, all while serving up lighthearted jabs and plenty of laughs.

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  • 22 episodes
  • weekly
  • Avg 24 min
  • English

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  • S1 · E41
    Sunday · 17 min

    Episode 41 - Wedding Vows

    Love, Honor..... Obey? or is it Cherish? Hmmm This week on The Wedding Police, Penny & Jim put wedding vows under investigation! Who is supposed to obey and who is supposed to cherish? Who’s making the rules, and does anyone actually read the fine print? From romantic promises to questionable commitments, we’re putting love, laughter, and a few wedding traditions on trial. Tune in for the do's dont's, and why you should be careful of AI written vows!

  • S1 · E40
    October 31 · 27 min

    Episode 40 - Halloween Special

    BOO! & I DO!!! This week on The Wedding Police, Penny & Jim tackle Halloween, haunted wedding traditions, and couples who think getting married in a graveyard is perfectly romantic. From spooky ceremonies to questionable costume choices, things get a little creepy, a lot ridiculous, and completely off the rails. Let's just say… somebody needs to call the wedding exorcist!

  • S1 · E37
    October 23 · 14 min

    Episode 39 - Katie's Wedding Update

    Katie’s back on The Wedding Police, and Penny and Jim are once again trying to bring order to wedding-planning chaos! With one reception in Flint, Michigan, another in Florence, Alabama, and just ONE budget to cover it all, this case is getting complicated! Can Penny and Jim get Katie’s wedding back on track before the budget disappears faster than the signature cocktail ? One thing’s for sure: We’re sticking with Katie all the way until the very last piece of wedding cake is eaten! 🍰🚔 This case is far from closed!

  • S1 · E38
    October 18 · 19 min

    Episode 38 - Janet's Planet! Astrology at the Alter

    🔮 Mercury’s in Retrograde… and So Is the Wedding ! 💍😂 This week on The Wedding Police, Penny and Jim welcome Janet, who believes the stars may have more to say about your wedding than your mother, your maid of honor, and your bank account combined! Can your zodiac sign predict your bridal style, your future in-laws, or a seating-chart catastrophe? Penny approaches astrology with one eyebrow raised, while Jim is holding on for dear life watching the planets collide with this episode! Is it written in the stars—or are we just blaming Saturn for bad decisions? Janet is decoding all the signs and one thing’s for certain: even if all the planets align, somebody still has to pay the caterer! 🌙😂

  • S1 · E37
    October 12 · 20 min

    Episode 37 - Rehearsal Dinner : Veils, Tales and Cocktails

    🍷🚨 The Wedding Police: Rehearsal Dinner Rules & Family Feuds! 🚨🍷 Who pays for the rehearsal dinner? Where should it be? And when exactly is this pre-wedding feast supposed to happen? Penny and Jim are on the case! From family traditions to financial finger-pointing, we’re serving up wedding etiquette, a little controversy, and plenty of laughs. Because the only thing more complicated than planning a wedding is figuring out who’s picking up the check! 🥂👮‍♀️💍

  • S1 · E36
    September 30 · 11 min

    Episode 36 - Wedding Guest Plus One or None?

    PLUS-ONE PANDEMONIUM: Because Apparently Everyone Needs a Date This week on The Wedding Police, Penny and Jim tackle the wedding minefield known as the plus-one. Is your third Tinder date really worthy of a $200 dinner? Does your dog count as a guest? And why does your friend who has been single for six years suddenly think the wedding is her personal dating event? Penny and Jim dive into the rules, the ridiculousness, and the inevitable hurt feelings. Because when it comes to weddings, apparently “You’re invited” doesn’t necessarily mean “Bring whoever you want.” 😂💍

  • S1 · E35
    September 24 · 21 min

    Episode 35 - Keeping Up with Katie

    Katie, an avid Wedding Police listener from Alabama, jumps on a Zoom call with Penny and Jim looking for help planning her wedding. What she gets instead is a full-blown intervention! From tea lights to tiaras, Penny and Jim dig into every detail like the FBI—only with more champagne and less evidence. And this isn’t a one-time consultation—we’ll be checking in with Katie all the way to the wedding, guiding her through DIY and more.... in sickness and health....Grab your sweet tea and buckle up—this wedding is officially under investigation! 😂💍🚨

  • S1 · E34
    September 16 · 21 min

    Episode 34 - Gown Gossip with Dave Gaffke!

    🚨 The Wedding Police are bringing in an expert witness! 🚨 This week, Penny & Jim welcome David Gaffke, owner of Complete Bridal in East Dundee, IL and the star of the hit bridal reality show “Best in Bridal”! 👰‍♀️🔥 David spills the tea on bridal gowns, Mother of the Bride drama, Mother of the Groom madness, and all the behind-the-scenes gossip you won’t hear anywhere else. From the dressing room to the altar, no veil is left unturned and no bridal secret is safe! 🎙️ The gowns are gorgeous. The gossip is even better. Tune in to The Wedding Police!

  • S1 · E33
    September 12 · 18 min

    Episode 33 - Penny Goes To Germany

    🇩🇪💍 Penny went all the way to Germany for a wedding—and of course, Jim has QUESTIONS! This week on The Wedding Police, Jim grills Penny about the bride who made this dream wedding happen… and whether “difficult bride” is putting it mildly! Expect wedding drama, behind-the-scenes stories, and plenty of laughs as the interrogation begins. Is this a case of "Love Conquers All" or "Money Changes Everything"? Find out !!🚨👰😂

  • S1 · E31
    August 28 · 34 min

    Episode 31 - 1996 vs 2026 Weddings

    1996 vs. 2026: Wedding Edition! 💍📱😂 This week on the Wedding Police Podcast, Penny & Jim take a hilarious trip down memory lane to compare weddings in 1996 vs. 2026! In 1996, you had a disposable camera, a DJ, a three-tier cake, and maybe a fax machine involved. In 2026, you’ve got drones, content creators, QR codes, choreographed entrances, personalized cocktails, and enough wedding apps to require their own IT department! 😂 From “Please RSVP by mail” to “Scan this QR code and tell us your meal, song request, hotel preference, and emotional support animal”—weddings have definitely changed! Tune in as Penny & Jim decide whether weddings have gotten better… or just a LOT more complicated! 🚨👰🤵 #WeddingPolice #WeddingPolicePodcast #1996vs2026 #WeddingThenAndNow #WeddingPlanning #BrideToBe #WeddingHumor #WeddingTrends #WeddingChaos #WeddingPlanningProblems

  • S1 · E30
    August 22 · 22 min

    Episode 30 - Bachelor Parties

    This week, Penny and Jim put bachelor parties on trial! 👮‍♂️🍻 Are they really like the movies and TV make them look—or is that just Hollywood doing what Hollywood does best? From wild Vegas weekends and questionable decisions to the reality of what guys actually do, Penny and Jim compare bachelor-party fantasy vs. reality and ask the most important question of all: Does anyone actually remember the bachelor party the next morning? 😂 Expect plenty of laughs, stereotypes, and a few stories that probably should have stayed in Vegas!

  • S1 · E29
    August 13 · 25 min

    Episode 29 - Bachelorette Party or Financial Crime Scene?

    Penny and Jim are putting bachelorette parties on trial! 💍🍾 From Nashville to Vegas and everywhere in between, they’re talking about the outrageous costs, questionable decisions, matching outfits, and the inevitable moment when someone says, “What happens in Nashville stays in Nashville.” How much is too much for one weekend of celebrating? And who exactly is paying for all this?! Penny and Jim investigate the fun, the finances, and the full-blown bachelorette chaos—Wedding Police style! 👮‍♀️👮‍♂️🥂

  • S1 · E28
    August 9 · 30 min

    Episode 28 - Over the Top Wedding Intros

    This week, Penny and Jim are asking the question nobody at the rehearsal dinner is brave enough to ask: When did the wedding reception become a talent show? We’re talking over-the-top choreographed bridal party entrances, brides doing full-blown dance/cheerleading routines, groomsmen hitting moves they’ve apparently been practicing since the engagement, and bridal parties who have somehow turned “introducing the wedding party” into a Broadway production! Is it fun and unforgettable… or are we just one costume change away from Dancing with the Stars: Wedding Edition? Penny and Jim are putting on their judge’s hats, warming up their dance moves, and deciding when a grand entrance crosses the line from “Wow!” to “Please just walk in.” So grab your popcorn, cue the music, and let’s dance our way into another episode of The Wedding Police! 🚨💃🕺

  • S1 · E27
    July 31 · 28 min

    Episode 27 - Wedding Food

    This week, Penny & Jim are serving up a full plate of wedding food talk! From carving stations and signature cocktails to late-night snack bars and the age-old debate of chicken... beef... or the vegetarian option no one remembered to order. Is a cash bar a wedding crime? Is there ever too much food? And should your guests really be waiting two hours to eat? Grab a fork and join us as we investigate the delicious (and occasionally disastrous) world of wedding catering. As always, the advice is judgment-free, the laughs are plentiful, and someone just might end up under Wedding Police House Arrest! Bon appétit... and remember... The Wedding Police are always watching... and always hungry!!!

  • S1 · E26
    July 26 · 18 min

    Episode 26 - Alterations

    In this episode of Wedding Police, Officers Penny and Jim put on the white gloves, dust for receipts, and investigate the social media saga that has everyone talking: UNDONE by KATE. From viral posts and online speculation to plot twists worthy of a reality show, no comment section is left unexamined. Grab your badge, your coffee, and maybe some popcorn—because this case is full of red flags, hot takes, and enough drama to require backup. Is it a bridal salon or a crime scene? The Wedding Police are on the case.

  • S1 · E25
    July 19 · 23 min

    Episode 25 - HOT HOT HOT

    This week on Wedding Police, Penny and Jim are on heatwave patrol! If your wedding day forecast is "hot enough to fry an egg on the dance floor," don't panic. They cover smart (and funny) ways to keep your guests cool, from handheld and misting fans to hydration stations, cool desserts, and creating comfortable indoor and outdoor spaces. They also explain why giant industrial fans and carefully arranged centerpieces are not the best of friends. Tune in for practical tips, plenty of laughs, and simple ways to make sure the only thing raising the temperature on your wedding day is the romance.

  • S1 · E24
    July 11 · 44 min

    Episode 24 JusT&T

    On this week's podcast, the confetti has settled, the cake has been sliced, and we're still reviewing the game film. Penny and Jim return for Part Two of the completely unofficial, wildly over-speculated, post-game analysis of the wedding that had the internet calling time-out: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's big day. Was the seating chart a strategic masterpiece? Was there really a buffet? Did the first dance deserve a standing ovation? And which guest nailed the Karaoke? Grab your leftover wedding cake, tighten your tuxedo, and prepare for another round of hot takes, questionable opinions, and far more analysis than any wedding probably needs. The Wedding Singerhas left the building, but the Wedding Police are just getting started.

  • S1 · E23
    July 5 · 27 min

    Episode 23 - Taylor & Travis Pre Game Rundown

    In this fun-filled episode of The Wedding Police Podcast, Penny & Jim put on their imaginary wedding planner badges and investigate the wedding that hasn't happened...yet! From Taylor Swift's dream gown to Travis Kelce's tux, they speculate on everything—including the guest list, venue, décor, flowers, menu, entertainment, and whether the reception will end with a surprise concert or a touchdown dance. They even debate the biggest question of all: Could the ceremony actually take place at Madison Square Garden? Is it the ultimate celebrity wedding venue, or would Taylor and Travis choose something far more private? Nothing is off-limits as Penny and Jim hilariously imagine every over-the-top detail of what could be the wedding of the decade. Grab your badge and join the Wedding Police for a playful investigation into the ultimate celebrity "I do"...if and when it happens!

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