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The Thieves Guild

Jake Kerr | Epic Fantasy | Audio Drama | Thieves Guild | Full Cast

Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook.

The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains?

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CREDITS 

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

Production Note

This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

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  • Today · 43 min

    The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 50-54

    This compilation contains 5 chapters. Episodes included: 1. The Stable and the Room (October 12, 2026) 2. The Day of the Party (October 13, 2026) 3. Hiding Out (October 14, 2026) 4. The Tidal Cell (October 16, 2026) 5. Hemley's Plan (October 16, 2026) --- Episode 1: The Stable and the Room Winter bites, the party looms, and Bowden's wine arrives with curiously mismatched labels. But the real mystery waits in the stable: Virgil, the Craft Guild guard who watches from shadows. Episode 2: The Day of the Party Pete has never attended a formal party. Now he's throwing one for the city's elite, armed with three chefs, a rehearsed cover story, and a single target: Esmer, Deputy Guildmaster of the Harvest Guild. Episode 3: Hiding Out Trapped in hiding while the gauntlet floods Kallisto's streets, Ralan grows suspicious of Flitt's evasive answers. Episode 4: The Tidal Cell In a foreign throne room, Ralan finds a familiar face he never truly knew, and a fate crueler than the executioner's block. Episode 5: Hemley's Plan Bookish Hemley has finally grown a spine, and a scheme. His price for revealing it? The title of Deputy Guildmaster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E54
    Yesterday · 8 min

    Hemley's Plan

    Bookish Hemley has finally grown a spine, and a scheme. His price for revealing it? The title of Deputy Guildmaster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E53
    Yesterday · 8 min

    The Tidal Cell

    In a foreign throne room, Ralan finds a familiar face he never truly knew, and a fate crueler than the executioner's block. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E52
    Wednesday · 9 min

    Hiding Out

    Trapped in hiding while the gauntlet floods Kallisto's streets, Ralan grows suspicious of Flitt's evasive answers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E51
    Tuesday · 10 min

    The Day of the Party

    Pete has never attended a formal party. Now he's throwing one for the city's elite, armed with three chefs, a rehearsed cover story, and a single target: Esmer, Deputy Guildmaster of the Harvest Guild. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E50
    Monday · 10 min

    The Stable and the Room

    Winter bites, the party looms, and Bowden's wine arrives with curiously mismatched labels. But the real mystery waits in the stable: Virgil, the Craft Guild guard who watches from shadows. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • October 10 · 38 min

    The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 45-49

    This compilation contains 5 chapters. Episodes included: 1. Cleaning Up (October 05, 2026) 2. Questions on the Wagon (October 06, 2026) 3. The Tower's Thrall (October 07, 2026) 4. The Dragon's Breath (October 08, 2026) 5. The Brawl in the River's Edge (October 09, 2026) --- Episode 1: Cleaning Up On the lonely stretch of Dragon Road, outlanders come for Raef and Kray's wagon, and Raef learns why Kray is called Master of Arms. Brutal, efficient, and darkly funny, Kray fights to win and to keep his cargo spotless. Episode 2: Questions on the Wagon As Gaotteland's mighty walls rise on the horizon, Raef learns how the world truly sees Ness. Episode 3: The Tower's Thrall Retired Merchant Guildmaster Karch crosses the river chasing a black tower that haunts his view, and lands before a Thieves Guild captain who knows far too much. Episode 4: The Dragon's Breath Elle walks into the Dragon's Breath looking for answers and finds a silent room of disciplined thieves, hands hovering over hilts. Episode 5: The Brawl in the River's Edge A single silver coin turns the River's Edge into chaos. Fists fly, tables shatter, and Elle squares off against Bink, a hulking craft guild brawler who fights with unsettling discipline. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E49
    October 9 · 9 min

    The Brawl in the River's Edge

    A single silver coin turns the River's Edge into chaos. Fists fly, tables shatter, and Elle squares off against Bink, a hulking craft guild brawler who fights with unsettling discipline. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E48
    October 8 · 9 min

    The Dragon's Breath

    Elle walks into the Dragon's Breath looking for answers and finds a silent room of disciplined thieves, hands hovering over hilts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E47
    October 7 · 7 min

    The Tower's Thrall

    Retired Merchant Guildmaster Karch crosses the river chasing a black tower that haunts his view, and lands before a Thieves Guild captain who knows far too much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E46
    October 6 · 7 min

    Questions on the Wagon

    As Gaotteland's mighty walls rise on the horizon, Raef learns how the world truly sees Ness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E45
    October 5 · 7 min

    Cleaning Up

    On the lonely stretch of Dragon Road, outlanders come for Raef and Kray's wagon, and Raef learns why Kray is called Master of Arms. Brutal, efficient, and darkly funny, Kray fights to win and to keep his cargo spotless. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • October 3 · 43 min

    The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 40-44

    This compilation contains 5 chapters. Episodes included: 1. The Inn With No Name (September 28, 2026) 2. The Missing Blade (September 29, 2026) 3. Hemsley Has a Plan (September 30, 2026) 4. A Conversation Over Breakfast (October 01, 2026) 5. The Red Pile in the Forest (October 02, 2026) --- Episode 1: The Inn With No Name Blood marks every step through the Tides, and Philos's blade earns him a name whispered in fear: the Jester. Refuge is a secret key and a bare room at an inn that wants them gone by dawn. Episode 2: The Missing Blade Jasper's assassin has gone silent, and his patience is wearing thin. Then an unexpected visitor arrives: Guildmaster Quinto, the wild man from the plains, bearing a polite ultimatum. Episode 3: Hemsley Has a Plan Jasper's chosen blade has vanished, last seen with a mysterious woman from the outer fields. With the knight guild tightening its grip and Vesper's debts looming, Jasper hatches a reckless scheme. But Hemley, of all people, has a better idea. Episode 4: A Conversation Over Breakfast A quiet breakfast at the Green Leaf turns dangerous when a scarlet-cloaked wizard slides into a chair at Maela and Darla's table. Episode 5: The Red Pile in the Forest A rogue wizard in red offers Maela and Darla shelter, warm clothes, and an alliance against the tower. But his gifts come with a disturbing price. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E44
    October 2 · 8 min

    The Red Pile in the Forest

    A rogue wizard in red offers Maela and Darla shelter, warm clothes, and an alliance against the tower. But his gifts come with a disturbing price. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E43
    October 1 · 8 min

    A Conversation Over Breakfast

    A quiet breakfast at the Green Leaf turns dangerous when a scarlet-cloaked wizard slides into a chair at Maela and Darla's table. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E42
    September 30 · 7 min

    Hemsley Has a Plan

    Jasper's chosen blade has vanished, last seen with a mysterious woman from the outer fields. With the knight guild tightening its grip and Vesper's debts looming, Jasper hatches a reckless scheme. But Hemley, of all people, has a better idea. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E41
    September 29 · 10 min

    The Missing Blade

    Jasper's assassin has gone silent, and his patience is wearing thin. Then an unexpected visitor arrives: Guildmaster Quinto, the wild man from the plains, bearing a polite ultimatum. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E40
    September 28 · 9 min

    The Inn With No Name

    Blood marks every step through the Tides, and Philos's blade earns him a name whispered in fear: the Jester. Refuge is a secret key and a bare room at an inn that wants them gone by dawn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • September 26 · 41 min

    The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 35-39

    This compilation contains 5 chapters. Episodes included: 1. Words Over a Bar (September 21, 2026) 2. Blowing Off Steam (September 22, 2026) 3. The Host (September 23, 2026) 4. The Wine of the Plains (September 24, 2026) 5. The Jester (September 25, 2026) --- Episode 1: Words Over a Bar Rogers has vanished, and Elle has no intention of following him. But rumors of an Old Quarter where thieves offer refuge draw her into Ness’s taverns. She knows how to make people talk. What she doesn’t know is whose words to trust. Episode 2: Blowing Off Steam A laugh, a knife, and a stranger’s impossible claim send Elle across the bridge into Ness’s old quarter. Episode 3: The Host A grieving neighbor named "the host" visit's Pete’s estate with an offer. Episode 4: The Wine of the Plains A party can open doors—or expose the man knocking. As Pete prepares to infiltrate Ness’s upper quarter, a powerful guest, a suspicious guard, and twelve bottles of impossibly rare wine turn hospitality into a dangerous test of wealth, trust, and deception. Episode 5: The Jester Kallisto’s streets are starving, lawless, and steeped in fear. As Flitt reveals the rotten truth behind the city’s rulers, Ralan confronts a harsher lesson: in the Tides, words carry little weight unless steel stands behind them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • S7 · E39
    September 25 · 8 min

    The Jester

    Kallisto’s streets are starving, lawless, and steeped in fear. As Flitt reveals the rotten truth behind the city’s rulers, Ralan confronts a harsher lesson: in the Tides, words carry little weight unless steel stands behind them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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