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The Teen Commandments

Sara Cox Productions and Audio Always

Best friends Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton survived their own chaotic teenage years together and now they’re parenting teenagers themselves. With five teens between them, they’re back in the thick of it, trying to survive the wild world of modern teenage behaviour with humour, honesty and a lot of nostalgia.

Each week Sara and Clare unpack the realities of raising teenagers, from mood swings and boundary pushing to why teens communicate mainly in grunts. Expect funny stories and real talk from two former rule breakers who know exactly what teens are capable of… because they did it all first.

The Teen Commandments is more than a parenting podcast, it’s for anyone who misses those carefree teenage years. Get ready to reminisce over teen tales and nonsense behaviour and ask yourself, did we really do that?

Listen every Monday and Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube.

The Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always.

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Wednesday · 25 min
Your Turn: Drunken Mistakes & Deadly Farts
One night stands, deadly farts, and 17 used towels over a weekend are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare chat about on today’s Your Turn episode! We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed already and we're yet to read it out, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can also follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Monday · 37 min
First Impressions & Being More Like Dolly
Sara reveals how her teens delicately broke the Dolly news to her the other week, whilst also reminiscing about a very convincing Dolly Parton impersonator that she once book! Clare's planning to teach her son a very vital lesson...how to use the washing machine! The girls also reminisce about their first impressions of each other! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 9 · 23 min
Your Turn: Humiliating Spotify Mix-Up & Disastrous Holidays
What do you do if your ex catches you rapping to "Pussy Palace"? And when is it time to stop inviting your teens on holiday? Join Sara and Clare as they answer all your burning questions on today's 'Your Turn' ep! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 7 · 34 min
Uniforms and Sweaty Ravers
What was the first thing you bought with your own money as a teen? Sara and Clare read out a few of your answers, but keep sending them in! School uniforms, sweaty raves, Match Attax, and Smiggle bans are also covered on today's ep! We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed already and we're yet to read it out, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can also follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 2 · 20 min
Your Turn: School Reports & Shower Fun
Rude school reports, discovering a sibling at the age of 50, and the shame of someone discovering your secret toys, are just a few of the topics that Sara and Clare chat about today! We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed already and we're yet to read it out, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can also follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 31 · 30 min
Back To School & Clare's Daughter Returns
Sara and Clare reminisce about camping in their bestie's gardens, before chatting about teenage bad habits, going back to school, and goth punting! And remember - We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 26 · 24 min
Your Turn: Wrong Beds & Fake Tan Stains
What do you do when your kid finds your special toys? Or if you get into your brother-in-laws bed by mistake? Or even, when you find fake tan on a block of cheese?! Well, Sara and Clare attempt to help on today's bonus! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 24 · 33 min
A-Level Nerves & Bestival Highlights
It's been a nervous couple of weeks in Sara's house as her son receives his A-Level results, whilst Clare's still loving having her daughter back from her travels! The girls catch up about their brilliant Bestival highlights and also discuss how many glasses of fizz you can have before lifting weight?! You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 19 · 21 min
Your Turn: Teenage Revelations & A Cheeky Italian Romance
Being asked out in front of your parents, "URGENT - CALL ME NOW!" messages from your teen & an uncomfortable teenage discovery are just a few topics in today's 'Your Turn' ep! We love hearing your stories, so please keep sending them in at - hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 17 · 31 min
Chat-up Lines & Boring Dreams
Crowd-surfing fears, results day nerves, and teens clubbing come up on today's ep! Clare also reveals her new chat up-line, whilst Sara shares a recent dream... If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 12 · 25 min
Your Turn: 'Grown Up Time' & Naughty Candles
What do you do if your teen walks in on your and your hubby having some grown up time? Do married couples need to live together? And what do you do if you find your dad's kinky candle? Sara and Clare answer all your burning questions on today's 'Your Turn' ep! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 10 · 41 min
People Pleasing & Contagious Laughter
Coffin nails, single vs co-parenting, and armoplasties are the topics of convo today! Sara and Clare also continue their chat around raising daughters and teaching them that "No" is a full sentence! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 5 · 28 min
Your Turn: Holiday Horrors and Greying G-Strings
There's nothing quite like the freedom of a holiday adventure as a teen... until your mum finds you that is! Sara and Clare are getting into your messages of teenage holiday horrors past this week. And speaking of horrors, one of you shares a memory of a very sexy evening completely derailed by some choice underwear. We want to hear your stories! If you've emailed us before but we've not read it out yet, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 3 · 39 min
Teens Left At Home & Raising Strong Girls
As peak holiday season hits, are you taking your teens with you or leaving them in charge at home? Sara and Clare are looking back on leaving teens - and being left as teens themselves - for the first time, and the anxiety and excitement that goes along with it. Plus, are there different rules for raising girls? As always, we want all your thoughts on raising boys, girls and non-binary children, as well as any other stories of teens past or present. If you've emailed us before but we've not read it out yet, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 29 · 22 min
Your Turn: Bestie Celebrations & Rewarding Robbers
On today's 'Your Turn', Sara and Clare read more of your amazing stories - from life affirming celebrations, to drunken tattoos, to Naked Attraction confusions! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 27 · 37 min
Becoming Your Parents & An Awkward Hug
On today's 'Your Turn', Sara and Clare read more of your amazing stories - from life affirming celebrations, to drunken tattoos, to Naked Attraction confusions! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 22 · 17 min
Your Turn: TTC At The World Cup & Naughty Notes
We've loved all the photos you've sent in of 'Bring Back F*ngering' on the World Cup flags! In today's ep, Sara and Clare read your stories about sending cheeky notes in class, a clueless teen, and an unfortunate mishear. If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 20 · 37 min
Bed Etiquette & Teen Of The House
Today, Sara and Clare are chatting about being ignored of the fam group chat, introducing your teen to a new partner, and the chaos of a teens first solo holiday! Plus, the summer holidays are finally here! Make sure your bathroom is on point for your guests this summer with @whogivesacrap bamboo toilet paper. We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed already and we're yet to read it out, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can also follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 15 · 22 min
Your Turn: Wardrobe Clearouts & Moustaches
On today's 'Your Turn', Sara and Clare chat about getting rid of clothes that just no longer fit, family member's pointing out your five o'clock shadow, and a present scavenging diaster! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 13 · 31 min
Final School Runs & Spoilt Family Photos
As it's nearly the summer holidays, Sara and Clare chat about the emotions of the final school run and farewell school assemblies! They also chat about teens spoiling family pics, holiday bust-ups, and that time that Clare set fire to her parent's curtains?! We want to hear your stories! If you're struggling to understand the complex minds of your teens OR you're haunted by the memory of your mum walking into your teenage bedroom mid-dry hump, then email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk You can also follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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