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The Swellington Tonight

Late-night AM radio for people who don’t trust explanations anymore.

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  • August 16 · 1 hr 1 min

    🐷 THE SWELLINGTON LIVE KEEP THEM GUESSING

    🚨🐷 KEEP THEM GUESSING 🐷🚨Just when you think you know what's going on… look somewhere else.🕵️ Be Where They’d Never LookThe secret to winning? Apparently, just don't be where anyone expects you to be.☀️ The Sun Takes a Break in SpainEven the sun needs some PTO.💧 Maybe the Datacenter Drank All Italy’s WaterAI needs power. AI needs data. Apparently AI might need a big glass of water too.⚔️ God of War: All Pete Knows Is WinningWinning, winning and perhaps a little more winning.🍺 Brad Pitt Gets Deep About Getting DrunkSometimes you find yourself at the bottom of a bottle. Sometimes you find Brad Pitt.Politics. News. Interviews. Questionable conclusions.🐷 THE SWELLINGTON LIVEKEEP THEM GUESSING

  • August 9 · 57 min

    The Swellington: Fake It Until You Make It

    🚨🐷 Trump, Iran, HRC & Jesus Is Back! – LIVE SUNDAY • 2:00 PM PST 🐷🚨 Another week in America, another perfectly normal collection of events. 📈 Trump IS the Stock Market Forget earnings. Forget fundamentals. It’s all about the confidence play! ⛏️ What’s Old Is New — Let’s Go to the Mines! America looks toward the future by heading underground. 🇮🇷 Finally, the Iranians Come Crawling Back Who blinked first? The Swellington investigates. 😭 A New AG Confirmed by Crying Apparently tears are now part of the confirmation process. 💰 The Senate Makes Sure to Pay Themselves Finally, Washington tackles an issue everyone can agree on: Washington getting paid. 🎙️ EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH HRC Hillary joins The Swellington for the questions absolutely nobody else thought to ask. ✝️ AND GUESS WHO’S BACK? Jesus is back. Back again. Jesus is back... tell a friend. 🐷 Politics • Parody • Interviews • Questionable Analysis THE SWELLINGTON: FAKE IT UNTIL YOU MAKE IT #TheSwellington #PoliticalSatire #Comedy #Trump #Politics #Parody

  • August 3 · 59 min

    The Swellington The Fifth of Fun

    🚨🐷 THE SWELLINGTON – LIVE SUNDAY • 2:00 PM PST 🐷🚨 A Fifth of Fun is headed your way! 🌪️ Weather: The Unstoppable Villain 🍲 “Hey waiter… there’s some migrants in my soup!” 💸 The Debt Provides 💉 The Fifth Fauci & The President Who Abides 🏕️ Camp David Exposes Herself… and America Breathes Her In 🇮🇱 Exclusive Interview with Mr. Netanyahu during his visit to Washington. 🐕 And on a brighter note… man and man’s best friend team up to put a smile on everyone’s face. Politics. Satire. Interviews. Absolute nonsense. Sunday • 2 PM PST Only on The Swellington! #TheSwellington #Live #PoliticalSatire #Comedy #Parody

  • July 26 · 55 min

    Hello From the Other Side

    🐷 THE SWELLINGTON LIVE TONIGHT 🐷This week on The Swellington, the headlines somehow get even stranger.👮 America's Mayor Goes Hard on CrimeUntil he discovers some of America's friends may be above the law. Better get back to suit swimming!🧟 The Dead Rise AgainIn one last effort to save the republic, Mitch McConnell loads a bill with an anti-weed provision. Big Booze is back, baby!👻 A Swellington SéanceWe attempt to contact the spirit world and end up chatting with Sen. Lindsey Graham.💰 Give Us All Dat Money!Tariffs return, and they're somehow even funnier this time.🌍 War Never SleepsOnce again, Republicans swoop in to keep the geopolitical temperature nice and toasty.👽 Aliens Are Here... and Nobody CaresA look at the latest claims and theories with Avi Loeb.❤️ America's SweetheartA conversation about surviving loss and finding hope.Expect outrageous interviews, ridiculous characters, political satire, and the kind of comedy that only The Swellington can deliver.The Swellington"Hello From the Other Side." 🐷#TheSwellington #Live #PoliticalSatire #Comedy #Parody #Aliens #Tariffs

  • July 19 · 56 min

    The Swellington: Swamp Donny

    🐷 THE SWELLINGTON LIVE: SWAMP DONNY — LIVE! Tonight we're asking the questions the mainstream media was too afraid... or too syndicated... to ask. 📺 Were the real experts the TV legends of the '80s and '90s? 👽 Dr. Phil explains the mystery of alien behavior. 🗳️ Roseanne weighs in on voting machines. 🧬 Maury Povich and the greatest paternity test of them all... "Donnie... YOU ARE in the files!" Also tonight: 🔥 Trump declares war on California wildfire smoke: "Get off my lawn!" 🤖 The "Most Beautiful, Most Secure Voting Machine" pageant. 🥬 If it's not recalled, why is it your problem? Poisoned vegetables and who really pays. 🎤 An explosive parody interview with Dan Scavino – "Let's Get Real!" 📖 Mtn GuardianX joins us for a review of The Odyssey... because apparently Homer gets sexy. It's satire. It's absurd. It's The Swellington. 🎙️ LIVE TONIGHT! Like • Subscribe • Join the chat! #TheSwellington #LiveComedy #PoliticalSatire #ComedyPodcast #Parody #LiveStream #YouTubeLive #CurrentEvents

  • July 16 · 55 min

    The Swellington: You'll Want To Listen Again In An Hour.

    🐷 THE SWELLINGTON LIVE TONIGHT 🐷Hey Iran, get the hint!Tonight on The Swellington:🥬 These Diseased Vegetables Are Eating Me AliveThe good news? You're finally losing weight.🗳️ The Best Qualified Lindsey Graham Sister Gets Her SeatDemocracy works in mysterious ways.📏 Why Can't These Mormons Measure?A hard-hitting investigation into numbers, rulers, and disappointment.🦈 Sharkey: The 300-Year-Old SharkStill younger than some government committees.🇨🇳 Exclusive Interview with the President of ChinaQuestions will be asked. Answers may be translated poorly.🪱 Special Guest: Tapey the TapewormOur new buddy stops by to discuss the summer blockbuster event:🎬 DIGGERIf you've ever wanted one show to combine geopolitics, ancient sharks, intestinal parasites, and questionable science, your wait is over.The Swellington"You'll Want To Listen Again In An Hour." 🐷

  • July 9 · 50 min

    he Swellington: Matrimonial Bliss T&T&T Dolly interview and heatwave zombie apocalypse!

    🚨 LIVE TONIGHT: 🇺🇸 THE SWELLINGTON – LIVE TONIGHT! 🐷 💍🔥 Heatwaves and Zombies and Weddings, Oh My! 🔥💍 This week on The Swellington, romance is in the air and something smells faintly of sulfur. 💒 T&T Married in Satan A celebration of eternal devotion, questionable vows, and registry gifts from the underworld. 🎤 Dolly Parton for Satan and the TT Baby The exclusive interview nobody requested but everyone deserves. 💄 Nicki Minaj is Trump's New Side Piece Politics, celebrity gossip, and campaign strategy collide in ways modern democracy was never designed to handle. 🖥️ Quantum Computer: Is Life Computed? Are we living in a simulation? Is free will real? Did your toaster vote in the last election? 🥵 Heat Waves Be Hot! Breaking analysis from our weather desk confirms: hot weather remains hot. 🧟 Zombies in the Gubment Featuring the latest sightings, mysterious freezes, and suspiciously undead behavior from the halls of power.

  • July 6 · 54 min

    Did I Do That? 🚨 DJT Interview, #america250, American Musk, Hail Satan White Party & Jokes! Parody

    🚨 LIVE TONIGHT: 🇺🇸 THE SWELLINGTON – LIVE TONIGHT! 🐷 America has another birthday... and The Swellington has some questions. 🎆 Trump trying to one-up Washington 😈 White Parties to Satan? 🤔 Did we all forget about everything? 📂 Where are the releases? 🚀 Elon: The First and Last Great American? Plus, an over-the-top patriotic monologue on what America means to me, complete with flags, soaring music, and absolutely questionable conclusions. And of course... 😂 The Best American Jokes 🎙️ Live satire, absurd characters, and audience interaction all night long. If you've been looking for political comedy that pokes fun at everyone, celebrates the ridiculous, and never takes itself too seriously, pull up a chair. 🇺🇸 Happy Independence Weekend! #TheSwellington #LiveStream #Comedy #Satire #PoliticalComedy #LiveShow #America #FourthOfJuly #IndependenceDay #Humor #YouTubeLive #Rumble #XLive

  • July 2 · 56 min

    Full of Independence🚨 Executive Journals, Media Narratives & Special Guest | Live Parody

    🇺🇸 THE SWELLINGTON: FULL OF INDEPENDENCE 🇺🇸 Happy Independence Week! The Swellington is back with another completely unnecessary emergency broadcast. Tonight we ask the questions America forgot to ask... 🦷 All Gums, No Breaks – A dramatic reading from The Journals of Natalie Harp, featuring motivational notes, presidential encouragement, giant purses, spare diapers, and enough positive reinforcement to make a grown politician blush. ☢️ Give Him Everything... But the Codes – Is politics still politics, or has it become the biggest television series ever produced? As America heads toward its 250th birthday, The Swellington pitches a blockbuster Season 2 finale: Trump—War, Peace... or Ratings? 👽 It Stinks, and We Don't Like It – Aliens have had decades to impress us. Instead they hide, buzz airplanes, disappear, and occasionally drop dead. America demands better extraterrestrial entertainment. 🌌 I, Universe – Maybe we're all just temporary piles of stardust pretending to know what's going on. Let's embrace the cosmic absurdity together. 🎆 Exclusive Interview: Joe Pressy, America's most outspoken anti-firework activist, finally reveals the embarrassing Fourth of July incident that changed his life forever. One prank. One scream. One unforgettable humiliation. The Swellington delivers an hour of satire, absurdity, fake experts, questionable philosophy, and commentary on the week's headlines. Nothing is sacred, everything is fair game, and common sense remains on paid leave. Live. Laugh. Liberty. #TheSwellington #Comedy #Satire #LiveShow #PoliticalSatire #FourthOfJuly #IndependenceDay #Trump #Aliens #ComedyPodcast #LiveStreaming #Humor #America250

  • June 30 · 1 hr

    America...Great!

    Tonight on America...Great, the pig mask is on and the chaos is unmatched. We are diving into the latest on Trump and the tart, breaking down why the Supreme Court is saying "Yes, Yes, No," and giving a massive yawn to the World Cup updates. 🔥 TONIGHT'S EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: We talk to a completely anonymous whistleblower who demands to reveal the absolute madness he witnessed through the windows of the White House while attempting a historic Guinness World Record for Ferris Wheel rides in a single day! Plus, we close out the night riffing on X tweets with Mtn GuardianX to see if they slap! DO NOT MISS IT! *** The Swellington Tonight is a late-night satirical news program. All characters, interviews, and socio-political commentary are purely for comedic entertainment and parody purposes.

  • June 27 · 1 hr 5 min

    Breath It In

    🚨Live🚨The Parton Pit Stop, the democratic front runner, alien exhaustion, AI Salvation and visit with MTN Guardian X for DOES IT SLAP! DO NOT MISS!

  • June 25 · 54 min

    I,Cosmos

    🚨Live🚨 Trump Dumps, Aliens Dry Up, The Vances hit the stage, The Cosmo is like Fart Jokes? and we interview A. Leprechaun about the proton collider creating gold! DO NOT MISS!

  • June 23 · 55 min

    everything is under control.

    🚨Talk AI, Vance,Trumps brain, the Universe new big hole & interview the Pakistani Negotiator DO NOT MISS🚨

  • June 21 · 59 min

    God Chose Me

    🚨Live🚨 Iran admires the Kardashian method, AI and the economy of Baal (we interview the top demonic economist), and Trump takes flight or a dump or a pass DO NOT MISS!

  • June 15 · 56 min

    America F Yeah!

    live tonight America 250! We talk with Karoline Leavitt and we play Comedians Comedian on X Do not Miss!

  • June 14 · 55 min

    The Strait Victory

    live tonight we go deep into Trump, Aliens and Dabble Roast with Mtn Guardian X DO NOT MISS

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