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The Stoned Genius

Ro Martin aka The Stoned Genius

Welcome to The Stoned Genius — a late-night comedy and conversation podcast hosted by Ro Martin. Blending cannabis culture, intelligent humor, paranormal curiosities, personal storytelling, and raw late-night honesty, the show feels like old-school overnight radio mixed with deep conversation between friends. From UFOs and conspiracies to life experiences, weird theories, comedy, and personal growth, every episode is unpredictable, thoughtful, funny, and real.
“Often Stoned. Always a Genius.”

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  • #440
    September 5 · 1 hr 53 min

    J-Bird, Ian Ziering, and My Broken Pee Pee

    Episode 440 begins with apologies to Tim Lightell and Bobbi before I dive into a strange and wonderful collection of stories. I talk about my awesome friend J-Bird, actor Ian Ziering, running a bingo night I attended in either a dream or a parallel universe, and my latest doctor’s visit concerning my broken penis. Finally, I wrap things up with an update on Stroke of Genius: Back Nine and how the project is coming together. It’s another perfectly normal episode of The Stoned Genius Podcast.

  • #438
    July 29 · 2 hr 5 min

    Episode 438: Post Reunion Awards 🏆

    What happens after your 40th high school reunion... when everyone has gone home, and the stories begin? In Episode 438, I'm handing out completely imaginary Post Reunion Awards to some of my classmates—celebrating the funny moments, memorable conversations, and the people who made the weekend unforgettable. I also tackle one question that crossed my mind after the festivities: Did anyone actually hook up after the reunion? 😄 Along the way, I had an unexpected realization. As I reflected on the people I missed seeing, I noticed that nearly every name on my list was a Jewish friend. It's a funny and honest observation that sent me down a rabbit hole of memories and appreciation for friendships that have lasted decades. Whether you attended your reunion recently, are looking forward to one, or enjoy a little nostalgia mixed with humor, this episode is for you. Did you win an award? 🏆 #TheStonedGenius #TheStonedGeniusPodcast #HighSchoolReunion #ComedyPodcast #Episode438

  • #437
    July 26 · 44 min

    Episode #437 – My 40th High School Reunion

    Forty years. How is that even possible? In this episode, I look back at my 40th high school reunion, the people who made it memorable, and the strange realization that time somehow moves faster every year. I also spotlight my classmate Mike Burns and his incredible Hall of Fame bowling career. It's always fun to see classmates who have accomplished amazing things, and Mike's story is definitely worth celebrating. A special thank you goes to Tim Raynor for his kind words. Along the way, I also discover that I apparently forgot where the apostrophe belongs when making someone's name possessive. (Is it Raynor's? Thankfully, English teachers aren't grading this podcast.) Finally, I revisit my C.A.T.S. designation and introduce an all-new SUPER C.A.T.S. designation. What does it mean? You'll have to listen to find out—but if you've ever wondered what separates good from truly exceptional, this one's for you. Join me for stories, laughs, a little nostalgia, and a few moments that prove getting older doesn't necessarily mean growing up.

  • #436
    July 20 · 1 hr 28 min

    Episode 436 What Job Will YOU Give Me?

    This episode is a little different—and it's dedicated to my classmates as we celebrate our 40th High School Reunion. Instead of me telling you what I've been up to, I want YOU to decide. Come find me at the reunion and start the conversation with: "I heard you've been..." Then make up absolutely anything. Maybe I've become a shark wrangler. Maybe I'm the official taste tester for NASA. Maybe I coach penguins to play golf. Whatever you come up with, I'll respond as if it's 100% true and spin the most outrageous, completely improvised story I can. It's a chance to laugh, reconnect, and create a few unforgettable reunion memories together. So... what have you heard I've been doing?

  • #435
    July 19 · 49 min

    FORTOR to FOPTOP

    Friendliness Of Runners Towards Other Runners has been changed to Friendliness Of People Towards Other People. Also, this is my shortest show ever!

  • #434
    July 7 · 2 hr 17 min

    Episode #434 Laura Van Tyne

    This week's guest is Laura Van Tyne, author of Battle with the Dark Side: My Journey from Teacher to Exorcist. Laura sent me a signed copy of her book before my stroke. Unfortunately, my health forced us to postpone our conversation for a long time, so finally sitting down with her made this interview especially meaningful. We talk about: 👻 Her remarkable journey from teacher to exorcist 📖 The true stories behind her experiences 😈 Spiritual warfare, faith, and the unexplained 🤔 What Hollywood gets right—and wrong—about exorcisms Whether you're fascinated by the paranormal, curious about the supernatural, or just enjoy hearing incredible life stories, this is an episode you won't want to miss. 🎧 Watch now and let me know in the comments: Do you believe evil can take physical form? #TheStonedGenius #Podcast #LauraVanTyne #BattleWithTheDarkSide #Exorcist #Paranormal #Supernatural #SpiritualWarfare

  • #430
    July 3 · 1 hr 31 min

    Episode #433 – [Placeholder]

    Sometimes the title comes first. Sometimes the episode comes first. And sometimes... neither one shows up. Welcome to Episode #433, appropriately titled "[Placeholder]", because even after recording it, Ro wasn't entirely sure what to call it—or even what the first third of the episode was about. Somewhere along the way, however, inspiration strikes as Ro develops the concept for Bathroom Assassin, a movie that absolutely should star legendary adult film actor Rocco Siffredi. Is it a thriller? A comedy? A cinematic masterpiece? That remains to be seen, but the brainstorming session is half the fun. The episode wraps up with something a little more grounded as Ro discusses navigating three very different situations while enjoying the Tampa Bay Rays' visit to Kauffman Stadium for their series against the Kansas City Royals. It's a reminder that even amid life's chaos, baseball still has a way of bringing everything into focus. Like many conversations on The Stoned Genius, this episode wanders without a map, stumbles onto a few unexpectedly entertaining ideas, and somehow ends exactly where it was supposed to. Often Stoned. Always a Genius. 🎙️ Subscribe to The Stoned Genius Podcast YouTube: @The_Stoned_Genius Instagram: @thestonedgenius X: @the420genius

  • #432
    June 30 · 1 hr 24 min

    Episode #432 – Are You My Daddy?

    What happens when a WNBA player starts reminding you a little too much of... yourself? In Episode #432, Ro wonders if Indiana Fever enforcer Sophie Cunningham could somehow be his long-lost daughter. Not because of genealogy—but because of attitude, competitiveness, and a willingness to stir things up on the court. The similarities are... unsettling. Then the conversation takes another unexpected turn when Ro addresses the uncanny resemblance he's been told he shares with legendary adult film star Rocco Siffredi. Coincidence? Genetics? Pure internet nonsense? You decide. And perhaps the biggest surprise of all... THE BAG continues to evolve. What started as a joke has taken on a life of its own, changing shape in real time during the recording of this very episode. At this point, nobody—including Ro—is completely sure where it's headed. As always, expect humor, questionable logic, unexpected detours, and just enough self-awareness to keep everyone guessing. Often Stoned. Always a Genius. 🎙️ Subscribe to The Stoned Genius Podcast YouTube: @The_Stoned_Genius Instagram: @thestonedgenius X: @the420genius

  • #431
    June 23 · 1 hr 38 min

    Episode #431 – I've Reconsidered Some Things

    Sometimes life changes your perspective. Sometimes age changes your perspective. And sometimes you simply realize you were wrong. In Episode #431, Ro takes a deep dive into a few opinions he's held for years and explains why he's reconsidered some things when it comes to threesomes, orgies, and the realities versus the fantasies. Along the way, he somehow ends up discussing actress Natasha Henstridge, her identical twin, and the legendary City Girls. As always, the conversation takes a few unexpected turns before arriving at a surprisingly thoughtful destination. Ro also reveals the minimum number of participants required before he'll officially classify something as an orgy. Spoiler alert: the answer is eight plus Ro, and that number was not arrived at lightly. There is methodology involved. It's funny. It's ridiculous. It's probably overanalyzed. And it's exactly the kind of conversation you'd expect from The Stoned Genius. Often Stoned. Always a Genius. Follow The Stoned Genius: YouTube: @The_Stoned_Genius Instagram: @thestonedgenius X: @the420genius

  • #430
    June 16 · 1 hr 19 min

    Episode 430 Jeff Macolino

    Host of the Jeff Macolino Podcast, Jeff Macolino joins TSG on the podcast today.

  • June 12 · 1 hr 33 min

    Episode 429: Who Do You Get Confused For?

    Have you ever been mistaken for someone else? In Episode 429 of The Stone Genius Podcast, Ro dives into one of the most unusual and entertaining recurring themes of his life: being confused for other people. Over the years, strangers have assumed he's a former college athlete, a retired professional player, or even an Olympic competitor. Standing 6'5" with an athletic build tends to attract attention—and plenty of assumptions. But none of those cases compares to the most outrageous mistaken-identity story of all. Ro shares the hilarious tale of how his best friend Mitch, Mitch's mother, and even his girlfriend at the time became convinced he was actually internationally known adult film star Rocco Siffredi. What began as a casual observation quickly turned into a running joke that followed him for years, leading to awkward conversations, double takes, and some unforgettable reactions. Along the way, Ro explores why people are so quick to connect unfamiliar faces to familiar ones, how first impressions shape perception, and what it's like to spend a lifetime having others decide who they think you are before they've even met you. Filled with humor, self-deprecation, and stories that are almost too strange to be true, this episode asks a simple question with surprisingly entertaining answers: Who do you get confused for? From mistaken identities and celebrity comparisons to the strange assumptions people make based on appearance alone, Episode 429 is a funny, candid, and thought-provoking look at identity, perception, and the stories that emerge when people think they already know who you are.

  • #428
    June 9 · 2 hr 4 min

    Episode 428 The Last Time I...

    Have you ever done something for the last time without realizing it? In this reflective and deeply personal episode, I explore 45 moments from my life by asking a simple question: When was the last time I...? From childhood memories and major life milestones to the life-changing impact of my stroke, each question becomes a journey through the moments that shaped who I am today. Some answers are funny. Some are nostalgic. Some are surprisingly emotional. Together, they serve as a reminder that life rarely tells us when we're experiencing something for the final time. Join me as I look back, share stories, and reflect on the importance of appreciating the moments we're living right now—because we never know which one might be the last. #TheStonedGenius #TheStonedGeniusPodcast #StrokeRecovery #LifeLessons #Reflection #PersonalGrowth #TheLastTimeI #NewBeginnings #Gratitude #Resilience

  • #427
    June 5 · 1 hr 34 min

    Episode 427 Shawn Wickens Getting Double Stuf

    On this episode of The Stoned Genius Podcast, Ro is joined by New York City-based comedian Shawn Wickens, author of Time Travel Blueprints (available on Amazon) and host of the worldwide Secret Time Travel Meetings. What starts as a simple conversation about Double Stuf Oreos quickly spirals into a discussion that only these two could have. Along the way, they tackle important questions such as: Are Double Stuf Oreos actually better? What exactly was in Al Capone's Vault? And how does a guy who hosts secret time travel meetings end up debating sandwich cookies on a podcast? No major mysteries are solved, no time machines are built, and Al Capone remains mostly unavailable for comment, but there's plenty of laughter and more than a few unexpected detours along the way. So grab a snack, twist apart your Oreos however you see fit, and join Ro and Shawn for an episode that's equal parts comedy, curiosity, and complete nonsense. Often Stoned. Always a Genius.

  • #426
    June 2 · 1 hr 36 min

    Episode 426 What Happened to My Dreams?

    Despite the title, I never actually get around to talking about my dreams. Instead, I take a winding detour through friendships, tall people, CVS Specialty Pharmacy, and the strange world of Celebrity Jeopardy. Along the way, I develop brand-new conspiracy theories involving COVID vaccines and library cards, question why dogs insist on drinking water outside when there's perfectly good water indoors, and somehow manage to solve absolutely none of life's great mysteries. No conclusions. No breakthroughs. Just a fun, unpredictable ride through whatever happened to be rattling around in my brain that day. As always, we're often stoned, always a genius.

  • #425
    May 29 · 1 hr 11 min

    Episode 425 New Beginnings

    Episode 425 — New Beginnings After 424 episodes, countless late-night conversations, and one life-changing stroke, Ro returns behind the microphone with a brand-new direction for The Stoned Genius Podcast. In this deeply personal late-night radio-style episode, Ro reflects on: Rebuilding the show after the stroke Why “The Tennis Gals and Me” became one of the most beloved episodes ever The difference between noise and real conversation The return to midnight releases The future of The Stoned Genius and why authenticity matters more than perfection Recorded on the brand-new RØDECaster Duo, Episode 425 marks the beginning of a new era for TSG: slower, smarter, more intentional, and more focused on genuine long-form conversation. This isn’t just another episode. It’s a reset. Welcome to the next chapter of The Stoned Genius Podcast. Often Stoned. Always a Genius.

  • #424
    May 20 · 51 min

    Episode 424 So Many Topics

    OMG! This was a difficult show to get out for many different reasons. Hear some of this, where TSG has been, and how the topic keeps moving on me.

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  • #423
    April 13 · 1 hr 5 min

    Episode 423 Michael!

    I discuss many things, including my health, a puppy, and Michael!

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  • #422
    March 18 · 1 hr 9 min

    Cryptids: Creatures in the Shadows

    Are they myths… misidentifications… or something far more real? Tonight on The Stoned Genius Podcast, we step into the shadows and explore some of the most legendary cryptids ever reported. From the towering mystery of Bigfoot… to the depths of the Loch Ness Monster… to the blood-chilling encounters with the Chupacabra… these are the creatures people swear they’ve seen — and in some cases, survived. But are these beings hiding just beyond our understanding… or are we connecting dots that were never meant to connect? And somewhere along the way… things get a little stranger, as we take a sideways look at unexpected influences — including a surprising nod to Natasha Henstridge. Remember… we’re often stoned… always a genius… and tonight, we’re asking: What if the monsters are real… and we’re the ones who haven’t figured it out yet?

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  • #421
    March 10 · 1 hr 46 min

    Aliens: Do I Still Believe?

    UFOs or UAPs are discussed. TSG talks about his desire to be abducted by sexy aliens. Things go south from there with TSG discussing his current "State of Beliefs" regarding UAP's.

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