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Sink your fangs into The Rewatcher: True Blood the podcast where Ash, Alaina, and Mikie resurrect True Blood one ridiculous episode at a time. Join this unholy trio as they unpack the southern gothic chaos of Bon Temps — from vampire love triangles and questionable accents to every time someone dramatically says “Sookeh.” Expect passionate rants, psychic-level thirst for Eric Northman, wild tangents about supernatural etiquette, and a dangerous amount of Southern impressions.

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20 episodes
Updated Wednesday
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Episodes20

Newest first

Wednesday · 1 hr 6 min
Episode Revisit: Episode 1 of Buffy (Welcome to the Hellmouth)
Rewatchers! We are revisiting the episode that started it all! Join us in listening to S1:E1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Welcome to the Hellmouth! We will be back NEXT WEDNESDAY with an all new episode! See you then!
July 22 · 1 hr 14 min
True Blood: "I Smell a Rat" (S3E10)
Sookie is less than psyched with the revelation of what she is, and Bill explains why it makes things for Sookie SO MUCH MORE dangerous! Eric comes (in a slutty lil shirt) to say goodbye to Sookie and give a warning. Jason struggles with PTSD and gets honest with Tara. Summer is all horned up and ready to fooook! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash has flashbacks to a middle school dance, Alaina loves how Mary throws ass, and Mikie wonders why Tommy always looks wet. And don’t forget to follow us
July 15 · 1 hr 31 min
True Blood: "Everything is Broken" (S3E9)
With the ambush on Sookie’s house behind them, Bill and Sookie look to make amends and figure out WTF cookie *is*! Crystal gets tracked down, and she and Jason make a series of unfortunate choices that get multiple hospitalized, and tests their new relationship. Tara gets makes steps to move on from her traumatic getaway, but finds Franklin’s shadow hard to escape. Eric & Pam are placed on house arrest by the Authority as Russell is COMPLETELY unhinged by the death of Talbot. Rewatch, Listen &
July 8 · 1 hr 31 min
True Blood: " Night on the Sun" (S3E8)
With Sookie freshly traumatized by how animalistic (in a bad way) Bill was, we all grab our tissues and brace for a break up! Lafayette continues to be the BEST kind of person to have around after crazy shite, and Alcide worries about leaving Sookie behind when he heads back home. Meanwhile Jason puffs out his chest around Crystal's family and Arlene gets a ghostly visitor! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash rescinds her previously "thrown in towel" for Bill, Alaina admits that Eric could convince
June 24 · 1 hr 5 min
True Blood: Hitting the Ground (S3E7)
Lorena TOTALLY gets why Bill is so obsessed with Sookie and happily nomnomnoms on Sookie's ass much to Bill's dismay. Tara & Alcide escape immediate danger, but worry about loose ends left behind! Eric has an appointment with the Magister, and Jason just wants to get some Crystal! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash officially throws in her towel on bill's bullshit, Mikie loses his mind about some VERY talented and adorable canine actors, and Alaina hates on a double negative moment! And don’t forg
June 17 · 1 hr 5 min
True Blood: I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues (S3E6)
With knowledge of Sookie's sparkly jazz hands, Russell takes Bill & Sookie back to his home. He interrogates Sookie, and orders Lorena to kill Bill. Franklin lets it slip that Sookie is in the house, and Tara formulates a plan. Back in Bon Temps, Lafayette and Jesus' date comes to an abrupt end, Jason has girl problems, and Jessica decides to give Arlene a good ending to a shitty night! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we bask in Eric's slutty little blue sweater, we revel in Eric's seductive ways, an
June 10 · 1 hr 5 min
True Blood: Trouble (S3E5)
Franklin continues to be an absolute menace, and poor Tara rolls with his mood to stay on his good side. Eric pulls a Hail Mary, but fumbles when the vampire he blames is none other than Russell's newest Sheriff- BILL Compton! But Russell finds out that Bill is LYIN' to him, and is furious, putting Sookie in peril (again). Back in Bon Temps, Jason follows a siren's song (according to Ash), Terry is overjoyed by the way life is giving him ALL the normal blessings, and Jessica deals some much n
June 3 · 1 hr 16 min
True Blood: 9 Crimes (S3E4)
Sookie goes undercover to get intel on Bill's whereabouts and imperils herself in the process. Tara and Franklin's meetcute turns meetTerrifying right quick! Eric apparently smells like the North Sea and isn't insulted about it (question mark?) The Jason pendulum continues to swing! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we start a new weekly segment, Ash is brave and admits that her REWATCHER picker might be broken and Alaina leans in to appreciation of Eric! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher
May 27 · 1 hr 22 min
True Blood: It Hurts Me Too (S3E3)
Eric throws himself into the fray to protect Sookie from harm, and gets some precious information about Bill's whereabouts. Tara is dickmatized, and Jason is ready to join the fuzz! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash finds a new beau to focus on after utter betrayal, Alaina is treated to multiple exposures to Eric Northman's cocky charm , and Mikie marvels at some extremely smart music decisions!. And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!
May 20 · 1 hr 21 min
True Blood: Beautifully Broken (S3E2)
We're BACK in Bon Temps, and MAN this episode is PACKED with exposition! Sookie is hell bent on chasing every lead, even when it brings her to Eric's Doorstep! Jason starts an arc of redemption, and Tara gets a reality slap from Lafayette. Meanwhile, Bill is being held hostage by the King of Mississippi, and no amount of gourmet blood courses is going to erase the fact that shit is sketchyAF! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash worries that Bill's intentions haven't always been pure, Alaina gets ha
May 6 · 1 hr 6 min
True Blood: Bad Blood (S3E1)
Rewatchers!! We made it to SEASON THREE and things are getting wild! We pickup in the absolute mess that the finale left us in. Sookie unsuccessfully attempts to get the fuzz on Bill's trail, Tara is spinning out of control, and Eric has issues of royal proportion! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we get horrified by distracted driving, Mikie tries to find a tasteful term and fails miserably, and we decide that it's on SIGHT with Stanley! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagra
April 29 · 1 hr 23 min
True Blood: Beyond Here Lies Nothin' (S2E12)
We pick up where we left off with Sookie losing her damn mind as Tara tends to Eggs AND the weird giant egg in Gran's bed! unfortunately for her, Maryann has ideas on how she wants her reunion with her god to go, and they include Sookie! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash lives for the folk horror of it all, Mikie is obsessed with this episode’s music game, and we continue to mourn Scrub Daddy’s lost innocence! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus conten
April 22 · 1 hr 9 min
True Blood: Frenzy (S2E11)
With Bill being held hostage by the whims of the Brat Queen, Bon Temps continues to unravel into debauchery! Tara hones in on exploiting Lettie Mae's weakness. Sam calls upon an unlikely ally, and Sookie is drawn back to her house of horrors. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash bares her soul to mystified silence, Alaina wants to steal Sophie-Ann's look, and Mikie's euphemism almost gets him thrown in pod lab jail! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus cont
April 15 · 1 hr 8 min
True Blood: New World In My View (S2E10)
Sookie and Jason are welcomed back to Bon Temps with a bang-- literally! Maxine is not so queenlike, and Jessica has had ENOUGH. Bill gets all bitey when he confronts Maryann to HORRIBLE effect, and Sookie desperately tries to get through to a black eyed, possessed Tara., Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie feels the heat from Jason, we marvel at how much Terry loves Arlene, and we send some mustard lapping heathens to jail immediately! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagr
April 8 · 1 hr 33 min
True Blood: I Will Rise Up (S2E9)
Picking up right at the end of last week's explosive ending, the Dallas Vampire Coven deals with the fallout of a terrorist attack! Eric dupes Sookie to get under her skin (and MAN does he!) and Godric falls upon his sword to ensure that his clan is protected. Back in Bon Temps, things are ramping up into chaos! Lafayette is HORRIFIED when he sees bruises on Tara and responds accordingly. Sam flies the coop (literally), and Maryann continues to be an absolute menace to society.
April 1 · 1 hr 10 min
True Blood: Timebomb (S2E8)
In one of the best episodes of the series so far, Sookie gets saved by an unlikely friend. She and Eric attempt to escape from cult camp as Bill and Jason rally to get her to safety! At Merlottes, Lafayette gets a mystical warning, and Sam finds Daphne’s corpse and ends up in serious hot water!! Not a banner night for the hometown haunt! Back at the house that booties built, Tara is sus about the blackouts everyone is experiencing, and Maryann makes the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen
March 25 · 1 hr 30 min
True Blood: Release Me (S2E7)
With Sookie stuck at Cult Camp: Basement Edition, shit looks BLEAK! Hugo is bitchmade, and sings like a canary to save his own ass FURTHER endangering not only Sookie, but Jason as well!! Back in Bon Temps, Tara is freaked out by the time that she lost and starts to sense something is up when Arlene mentions the same thing happened to her. Meanwhile Andy just sounds like a crazy person ranting about demons and orgies in the woods, and people see him for what he looks like!
March 11 · 1 hr 3 min
True Blood: Hard-Hearted Hannah (S2E6)
EWATCHERS!!! We will be taking a short vacation, and will be back with a new episode in 2 weeks! Catch the next episode on March 25th! see you then! Sookie gets unlikely assistance from Hugo, a human paramour of one of the Dallas Vampires. Together they go undercover to spy on Steve & Sarah's Cult! Jason is having a conflict of faith after he got a holy handjob last week, and cracks in Sarah & Steve's marriage starts to show. Back in Bon Temps Tara and Eggs are treated to bitchmade behavior w
March 4 · 1 hr 17 min
True Blood: Never Let Me Go (S2E5)
This episode is brought to YOU by HANDJOBS! **twinkling sound** This week Daphne reveals how she knows about Sam's secret! Sookie attempts to force a bond with Barry the telepath, but fails miserably. Meanwhile Tara gets overwhelmed by the world, but comes home to Maryann who offers comfort! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks away Eric's previous poor oral hygiene, Mikie has thoughts about the episode title, and Ash readies herself to show Maryann these hands because of her "Temu Gran co
February 25 · 1 hr 8 min
True Blood: Shake and Fingerpop (S2E4)
Sookie plays the adorable step mom in this episode, talking Bill into leading Jessica with a gentler hand! They travel to Dallas, and receive an unwelcomed greeting. Meanwhile, Jason gets lured into the Newlin’s close circle, and Tara celebrates her birthday with 100 of her closest strangers. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina needs to collect herself after Eric’s blood has unexpected effects on Lala, Mikie has strong feelings about Scrappy (CRAPPY) Doo, and Ash pulls YOU aside for a little side

The Rewatcher

Episode Revisit: Episode 1 of Buffy (Welcome to the Hellmouth)

True Blood: "I Smell a Rat" (S3E10)

True Blood: "Everything is Broken" (S3E9)

True Blood: " Night on the Sun" (S3E8)

True Blood: Hitting the Ground (S3E7)

True Blood: I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues (S3E6)

True Blood: Trouble (S3E5)

True Blood: 9 Crimes (S3E4)

True Blood: It Hurts Me Too (S3E3)

True Blood: Beautifully Broken (S3E2)

True Blood: Bad Blood (S3E1)

True Blood: Beyond Here Lies Nothin' (S2E12)

True Blood: Frenzy (S2E11)

True Blood: New World In My View (S2E10)

True Blood: I Will Rise Up (S2E9)

True Blood: Timebomb (S2E8)

True Blood: Release Me (S2E7)

True Blood: Hard-Hearted Hannah (S2E6)

True Blood: Never Let Me Go (S2E5)

True Blood: Shake and Fingerpop (S2E4)