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99.7 The Blitz

The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

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S4 · E204
Yesterday · 1 hr 28 min
Sad Nipple Syndrome and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 11-5-26
Misconceptions that people from other countries had about America Sad nipple syndrome is a real thing but you can prevent it Is it okay to wash a puke bowl and use it for food? Personality traits that can start out as a green flag, but turn into a red...
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S4 · E203
Wednesday · 1 hr 29 min
A Fridge Cigarette and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 11-4-26
What bizarre thing did you or your spouse eat on accident? You can get hypnotized to forget a movie so that you can watch it again for the first time Jobs that most people never knew existed A listener isn't sure how to feel about her boyfriend...
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S4 · E202
Tuesday · 1 hr 26 min
Petty Lawsuits and Shared Custody - The Morning Blitz 11-3-26
A new app makes it cheap and easy to sue anyone, anytime for anything We must stop being mean to A.I. Outside of children, what do you and an ex have shared custody of? A 77 year old woman just retired from singing for a punk metal band Movie roles...
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S4 · E201
Monday · 1 hr 14 min
High School Famous and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 11-2-26
Losing it because your kid is a high school senior about to leave home next year When you and your significant other are thinking the same thing but don't say anything Michael Myers pulled a car with the tip of his penis Derb from Red Tree stops by to...
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S4 · E200
October 30 · 1 hr 27 min
Livin' On The Edge and Football Friday - The Morning Blitz 10-30-26
An obituary that absolutely roasted the person who died What crazy thing happened to you while you were wearing a halloween costume? Buckeye Hall of Fame legend Jeff Logan joins us on a football Friday Tell us how you have been living on the edge The...
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S4 · E199
October 29 · 1 hr 15 min
Dangerous Toys and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-29-26
A murderer agreed to plead guilty in exchange for a cheesesteak Tell us what your nickname was when you were a kid A timeout during the Lions-Packers game saved a man's life The most passive-aggressive Buzzwords and phrases that begin a work email The...
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S4 · E198
October 28 · 1 hr 22 min
One Night Stands and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 10-28-26
What thing have you sacrificed because you left it behind after a one night stand? Things we were told as kids that we are finding out are not true at all The most honest used car dealership commercials Could borrowing someone's kid help you decide...
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S4 · E197
October 27 · 1 hr 25 min
A Skeleton Orgy and a Cane Made From A Bull Penis - The Morning Blitz 10-27-26
There are people in Poland who are actually larping as Ohioans Tell us the strangest thing that you inherited People in Wyoming are upset about a skeleton orgy display on top of a car The greatest screams in music history Dollar General is being...
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S4 · E196
October 26 · 1 hr 16 min
Home Alone and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-26-26
What kind of hijinks did you get into when you were home alone as a kid? Ohio is one of the top states in the country for people who are into the group thing Were you ever grounded from going trick or treating as a kid? Tell us how far you traveled...
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S4 · E195
October 23 · 1 hr 28 min
Shamonda Virus and a Driver's Test - The Morning Blitz 10-23-26
We try to answer questions from a current Ohio Driver's test An Arizona man will shoot you if you don't accept his free cocaine Which folder colors go with which school subjects? The Shamonda Virus is the new threat to the world It is not a good idea...
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S4 · E194
October 22 · 1 hr 40 min
Sonic Temple Lineup and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-22-26
Ronni Hunter joined us to announce the full lineup for Sonic Temple 2027 Goose suddenly sneezed while looking in the work fridge and it's not good We found the most controversial song of all time Beautiful people say being so good looking makes life...
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S4 · E193
October 21 · 1 hr 32 min
Most Hated Rock Songs and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 10-21-26
She warned you and you didn't listen and now you have a problem 'You're cute for your age' is not received as a compliment A woman charges $1000 to decorate the front of your house with pumpkins A reason to spend the night sleeping at the airport The...
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S4 · E192
October 20 · 1 hr 28 min
Taste Test Tuesday and HOA Jerks - The Morning Blitz 10-20-26
Your significant other was kidnapped, but returned in less than 30 minutes because? A new study shows that orgasms can help with your allergy issues What crazy thing happened to you when you got too drunk? We put a Twix inside a Twinkie for Taste Test...
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S4 · E191
October 19 · 1 hr 26 min
Sonic Temple and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-19-26
People are no longer having guests over the way they used to Someone overheard Goose and Nora's dirty talk in a Kroger parking lot Do you have a set rule for work or life that you have to do or else? Tell us how you recently had insult added to injury...
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S4 · E190
October 16 · 1 hr 35 min
Metal Yodeling and a Dumb Debate - The Morning Blitz 10-16-26
Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk about the big game against Indiana Where would you hide a paper clip in your house so it was never found? Tell us what old school tech you are still using Jobs that pay big money because no one...
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S4 · E189
October 15 · 1 hr 23 min
Gas Station Food and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-15-26
Goose felt like an idiot at a parent teacher conference You will have to worry about bills and a budget in the new GTA6 If you are concerned about going bald, you can always do hair banking What gas station has the best food? Staind has released their...
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S4 · E188
October 14 · 1 hr 27 min
Tramp Stamps and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 10-14-26
Gen Z is now rebranding that tramp stamp with a new name and image What is the craziest thing you hauled in or on your vehicle? AI was asked what the meaning of life is and it gave a pretty good answer That flight attendant is actually not allowed to...
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S4 · E187
October 13 · 1 hr 22 min
Getting Rid Of Hiccups and Sex In A Casket - The Morning Blitz 10-13-26
Kids can be total jerks....tell us how your kid was a jerk If your significant other wanted to 'do it' in a casket, would you help fulfill their desire? We now know for sure that the original video of Bigfoot is a complete fake The dumbest things...
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S4 · E186
October 12 · 1 hr 20 min
Pooping On The Job and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-12-26
People interrupt their dog's sleep more than dogs interrupt people What strange thing did you do when you were bored? Kelly Clarkson was given the 'Pretty Woman' treatment in a New York store New videos of artists acting out their lyrics If doing a...
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S4 · E185
October 9 · 1 hr 31 min
Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and Societal Shifts - The Morning Blitz 10-9-26
Goose made a big mistake that cost his wife an hour of her time When did you get injured and brushed it off and "got back to it?" Amazon Prime's knew 'About You' feature knows all about you Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio...
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