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The Morning Blitz

99.7 The Blitz

The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

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S4 · E158
Today · 1 hr 26 min
Hot Takes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-31-26
Wagers are now being placed on Goose's wedding Goose thinks it's cheating because Thick helped his friend with his fantasy football draft Kids love chicken nuggets...what are chicken nuggets in other countries? Tell us when you got into a big fight...
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S4 · E157
Friday · 1 hr 24 min
Car Troubles and Strange Laughs - The Morning Blitz 8-28-26
There was Goose with a broke down car off the road while in dire need of a bathroom Vin Diesel tried to sing Dolly Parton and it did not go well The strangest laughs from people on the internet Compact discs are making a comeback Obetz Mayor, Angela...
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S4 · E156
Thursday · 1 hr 27 min
Oreogate and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-27-26
Police are catching on to burying contraband on festival grounds Due to a possible medical issue with his dog, Goose went golfing Florida has a dicso chicken problem The mom drama on social media is blowing up over Oreogate What is romance and does...
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S4 · E155
Thursday · 11 min
Dusty Slay Interview 8-25-26
Our full interview with comedian Dusty Slay
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S4 · E154
Wednesday · 1 hr 28 min
The Perfect Columbus Couple and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-26-26
Rice Crispies created a train wreck of a day for Goose When were you the victim or beneficiary of accidental nakedness? A man thinks it is crazy that his wife washes the dog bowl after every meal A weatherman has gone viral for out of control laughing...
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S4 · E153
Tuesday · 1 hr 33 min
Deshaun Watson, Jed York and School Trouble - The Morning Blitz 8-25-26
Deshaun Watson was the big news in Ohio and then Jed York said 'hold my beer' How did your kid get in trouble at school already? We want to know if you would eat at this particular restaurant Senior citizens are really enjoying their weed these days...
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S4 · E152
August 24 · 1 hr 20 min
Would You Rather and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-24-26
A ridiculous 'Would You Rather?' that no one wants to answer Tell us what you can no longer raw dog and actually have to prepare for Gen Z is now telling millennials what isn't cool anymore Thick Rick was ready to run away from the Hollywood Casino...
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S4 · E151
August 21 · 1 hr 26 min
Goose's Bachelor Party and Fighting Kindergarteners - The Morning Blitz 8-21-26
If 5 kindergarteners came at you every 30 seconds, how many could you take out? We tell you about a conversation and you tell us if it was with a person or A.I. We are headed to Hollywood Casino for Goose's bachelor party tomorrow Tell us which of...
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S4 · E150
August 20 · 1 hr 29 min
A Fart Corner and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-20-26
What a Gen Xer wants in order to get him to attend concerts again A teacher established a fart corner in her classroom complete with a sign Insults in other countries that are superior to the United States If you could set up a GoFundMe for anything,...
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S4 · E149
August 19 · 1 hr 25 min
A.I. Pee and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-19-26
A campaign wants people to seend their pee to cool data centers You can't go online and say you are going to bomb Applebee's Blitz Therapy: Her daughter is 19 and dating a 30 something What high school pranks were pulled on freshmen at your high...
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S4 · E148
August 18 · 1 hr 32 min
A Live Grenade and High School Movies - The Morning Blitz 8-18-26
School starts this week...what is the best movie revolving around high school? Tell us the grossest thing you ever got on yourself Columbia House is closing down the business after over 70 years The four hosemen of a doomed relationship Discounts are...
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S4 · E147
August 17 · 1 hr 18 min
A Karate Kid Debate and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-17-26
Things get weird when local news people go off script Animated videos of rock stars acting out their lyrics Is Thick Rick boring or is he just a simple kind of man? The strangest teams that Big 10 teams played against in the 1800s The best states to...
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S4 · E146
August 14 · 1 hr 21 min
Unhappy Meals and Bath Water - The Morning Blitz 8-14-26
Josh Homme takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops for the first time. Would you drink a liter of your spouse's bath water for $1,000? Funny insults that people don't realize are insults Goose is very upset about the new Happy Meal topy at McDonald's Tell...
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S4 · E145
August 13 · 1 hr 26 min
Eating On The Toilet and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-13-26
Should you have to reveal you are in a wheelchair before a first date? Tubi is loaded with movies that you have never seen before There are people who will eat while sitting on the toilet Chat GPT tries to help a woman get out of a whale Goose is...
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S4 · E144
August 12 · 1 hr 34 min
Dr. Amazon and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-12-26
He had a vasectomy behind his wife's back and she is pissed Dr. Amazon might be one of the greatest services out there What is the new asbestos that is killing us these days? Goose's crotch keeps causing the TSA scanner alarm to go off If a cashier...
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S4 · E143
August 11 · 1 hr 35 min
Drunk On Taste Tuesday and Hump A Rainbow - The Morning Blitz 8-11-26
Tell us what you were warned about, but you did it anyway A woman tries to hump a rainbow in her yard Do you preview a menu before going to the restaurant? Debate over vacationing to an old place or a new place The Great Bourbon Affair taste test
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S4 · E142
August 10 · 1 hr 30 min
Shawn Wayans and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-10-26
Shawn Wayans calls in ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone Getting below fair market pay deserves below fair market effort in return Tell us how you benefit from getting around the rules of something You have to be careful when you schedule...
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S4 · E141
August 7 · 1 hr 28 min
Letting Kids Win and Her Crazy Noises - The Morning Blitz 8-7-26
That terrible moment when you needed a bathroom in the worst way Did you ever break up with somone because of crazy noises they made during sex? There is a new movie coming out called 'Wicker', and the women are all about it A debate on whether or not...
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S4 · E140
August 6 · 1 hr 21 min
A Dumb Debate and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-6-26
Goose discovered he likes to be the little spoon Who would win a fight between Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme in their prime? New extreme Texas Law banning weed vape pens is way over the top The best punishment for finishing last in your...
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S4 · E139
August 5 · 1 hr 29 min
Family Lottery Drama and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-5-26
Goose created quite the smell through our building Celebrities who are suprisingly bad at their jobs We read a crazy story from weird wide web A specific item at Chipotle is now making people sick The new Buc-ee's in Huber Heights is not making any...
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