The Meet Market

Lyndsie and Jess

WELCOME TO THE MEET MARKET: WHERE EVERYONE'S LOOKING FOR LOVE! 🎙️💘

Step into The Meet Market, the podcast where love, laughter, and a little bit of chaos are always on the menu! Here, every guest is single, ready to mingle, and boldly putting themselves out there in the search for their perfect match.

Each week, we bring you bold, unfiltered conversations about the highs, lows, and laugh-out-loud moments of dating. From awkward first dates and swoon-worthy surprises to the lessons learned along the way, our guests share their stories, spill secrets, and keep things spicy as they navigate the modern dating world.

But we don’t stop there! We dive into juicy topics like hot dating trends (Cougars, anyone?), celebrity love drama, and insider do’s and don’ts to level up your dating game. Plus, we spice things up with listener questions, local date spot recommendations, and our signature segment, The Meet Grab, where guests answer daring truths or reveal jaw-dropping tales.

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S1 · E87
Wednesday · 21 min
THIS MAGICIAN REVEALED HIS TRICK FOR GETTING WOMEN ON CAMERA
He bites a wine glass and actually crunches it in his mouth. No blood, no cuts, just everyone wondering WHAT THEY JUST SAW. 😂 Electric joins us to talk street magic, wild performances, and the art of making people question reality. But can those magic skills work in dating too? We get into flirting with card tricks, dating without expectations, and what he’s actually looking for in a partner. Plus, we tackle relationship regrets, snooping through your partner’s phone, and whether privacy and trust can survive a little detective work. 👀 Hit play for magic, dating tricks, and a few relationship debates that might get you in trouble at home. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E86
October 28 · 45 min
OnlyFans Manager Wants to Be a Housewife, Would You Wife Her Up?
Phoenix dating is giving “I want something real” followed by three days of silence. 😂 Charlize moved from Vegas and has some thoughts about dating, ghosting, and why finding someone genuine feels like a full-time job. We also get into the business side of OnlyFans, from managers handling DMs to the requests that make you question humanity. Plus, there’s a first date that gets WAY too controlling, a guy texting his female best friend mid-date, and the age-old debate: can men and women really just be friends? 👀 Hit play for dating chaos, wild stories, and red flags you definitely shouldn’t ignore. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E85
October 21 · 39 min
HER 90 DAY RULE: CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
She’s a rapper, has a 9-to-5, and gets Instagram DMs that might make you want to throw your phone away. 😂 Ollie joins us to talk music, confidence, dating, and what really goes on behind the perfectly curated social media feed. We get into creepy DMs, dating app burnout, why intelligence beats looks, and why meeting someone at a hobby event might be your best shot at love. Plus, we debate celebrity drama and get into the red flags that can kill attraction FAST. Hit play for music, dating chaos, and a peek behind Ollie J’s online persona. 👀 A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E84
October 14 · 43 min
How to Get a Bottle Service Girl to Leave the Club With You
Bottle service looks glamorous until a customer thinks buying a bottle means buying your attention. 👀 Sydney spills what really happens behind the scenes, from crazy nightlife expectations and tip drama to setting boundaries with customers who clearly missed the memo. Then things get messy with unhinged dating app voice notes, body-shaming men, dating red flags, and the kind of first-date behavior that deserves its own warning label. We also get into small-town dating drama, celebrity icks, and cheating receipts that are almost too good to be true. Hit play for nightlife secrets, dating chaos, and plenty of reasons to keep your standards high. 😂 A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E83
October 7 · 37 min
HE'S 6'7" AND HIS STANDARDS ARE EVEN HIGHER
He’s 6'7", played basketball overseas, and somehow says height is the least interesting thing about him. 😂 Dylan joins us to talk attraction, confidence, dating attention, and whether women should make the first move. Then things get real. He opens up about concussions, rebuilding after divorce, mental health, and what it actually takes to show up for a partner. We also get into dating apps, coffee date etiquette, social media icks, OnlyFans, faith, and the values that matter when you’re thinking long term. Plus, would you actually go on a first date that involves a cold plunge? 👀 Hit play for dating standards, red flags, and a few opinions that might start an argument in the group chat. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E82
September 30 · 40 min
ONLY FANS MODEL: SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY
A breakup with no screaming, no cheating, and no dramatic finale? Somehow, that can hurt even more. Savannah joins us to talk about realizing you’re building a life alone, lifestyle compatibility, and why “I love you” doesn’t always mean “we want the same life.” Then things get spicy. 👀 We get into OnlyFans, relationships, boundaries, consent, and what happens when your partner benefits from something they might not fully understand. Plus, we tackle a five-year relationship stuck in debt and low effort, dating app icks, meeting people in the wild, and some brutally honest deal breakers. Basically, modern dating, messy decisions, and a few “girl, you already know” moments. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E81
September 23 · 41 min
SHE SAID NO TO A PRIVATE JET. DO WOMEN ACTUALLY WANT A RICH MAN?
One minute it’s a cute first date, the next you’re blocking someone who has FaceTimed you ten times. 😂 Leah joins us for dating apps, ghosting, the ick, and all the chaos that comes with dating in 2026. We get into dating as a mom, meeting people offline, running clubs, pickleball, boundaries, and knowing when someone’s giving you a red flag instead of a green light. Then things get messy with drunk fights, divorce threats, roommate relationships, and the 777 rule. Basically, dating chaos, questionable behavior, and plenty of “girl, run” moments. 👀 A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E80
September 16 · 36 min
ONLY FANS MODEL REVEALS WHAT MEN ACTUALLY WANT
Peanut butter, pole dancing, OnlyFans, and a dating mystery involving one very suspicious contact name... somehow, this episode has all of it. 😅 Astrid joins us for a brutally honest look at the things people never see behind the scenes of being an online creator. We get into wild DMs, strange requests, dating red flags, social media icks, and the art of knowing when to say “absolutely not.” Plus, Astrid shares what happens when the internet becomes your workplace and why staying safe, setting boundaries, and knowing your worth matter more than people realize. And just when you think we’ve covered everything, we get into a long-distance relationship mystery, a very questionable bathroom selfie, and celebrity sobriety. You’ll have to listen to find out how all of that connects. 👀 Hit play, share it with a friend who loves a little chaos, and leave a review with the biggest dating red flag you’ve ever spotted. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E79
September 9 · 30 min
THE BIG BEAUNER METHOD: HOW HE GETS GIRLS WITHOUT DMS
Your dating life might improve the second you stop treating every swipe like a job interview. Big Beauner joins us for a hilarious conversation about dating apps, first dates, and why having a personality might actually get you further than having perfect profile pics. We talk mini golf dates, profile photo catfishing, power couples, and that awkward space between “just having fun” and “okay, so what are we?” Then things get a little messier when we get into open relationships, honesty, consent, and whether you can really call it ethical if someone else doesn’t know the full story. Plus, there’s a sex party cruise, a celebrity wedding crowdfunding disaster, and plenty of internet chaos along the way. Basically, dating advice, questionable decisions, and a lot of opinions. Hit play, send this to your funniest single friend, and leave us a review with your hottest dating take. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E78
September 2 · 42 min
HOW TO DEAL WITH THE PSYCHO EX
A backwards full-court shot sounds like something you try once at a party and immediately blame on the lighting. Jeremy did it enough times to become a three-time Guinness World Record holder. We get into the crazy discipline behind trick shots, chasing records, and what happens when the cameras turn off. Then things take a hard left into dating and divorce, including betrayal, dating apps, and discovering your relationship has way more secrets than you thought. And then there’s the identity theft. Credit cards, loans, secret accounts... this relationship came with a whole fraud department. Plus, we tackle dating after divorce, rejection, feeling behind, and some seriously wild red flags. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E77
August 26 · 37 min
HOW TO USE A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP TO HAVE A GLOW-UP
A glow up can really scramble the dating algorithm. Ivy, 23, joins us to talk weight loss, new hair, suddenly getting way more attention, and the hilarious moment when guys go from “you’re so fun” to “I want something serious” like they just discovered LinkedIn. We get into dating without apps, meeting people through pickleball, soccer, run clubs, and random community events, plus why real-life flirting beats collecting 47 “hey” messages from men you will never meet. Ivy shares what actually catches her eye, from emotional intelligence and discipline to faith, confidence, and knowing how to have a little fun. Then we get into negging, fitness comments, thirsty DMs, dating red flags, and why some people treat a first date like a job interview for their future husband or wife. Hit play, send this to your friend currently experiencing a glow-up, and leave a review with your most unhinged dating hot take. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E76
August 19 · 47 min
MALE STRIPPER'S #1 DATING ADVICE
A Halloween party, a Roger Rabbit costume, and one random stranger saying, “You’d be perfect for a male review show.” Somehow, Ali ends up dancing at a Scottsdale nightclub and discovering that confidence pays the bills. We get into male stripper life, dating app chaos, OnlyFans, going viral, and getting stood up because someone Googled him. Ali also opens up about a near-death experience that changed everything, leading to sobriety, meditation, and a full life reset. Plus, breakup drama, anxiety, and why being single might actually be better than settling. Hit play for the wild stories, dating chaos, and unexpected plot twists. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E75
August 12 · 43 min
HINGE, BUMBLE, OR IN THE WILD? SCOTTSDALE BARTENDER SPILLS
Hinge, Bumble, or just hoping someone hot makes eye contact at a bar? April has tried enough dating options to know that finding someone is easy. Finding someone who actually wants a relationship? Different story. Our Scottsdale bartender spills on dating in your 30s, situationships, catfishing, creepy “friends,” and the classic “I’m just having fun” line that nobody asked for. We get into dating with intention, spotting mixed signals, and why seeing someone back on Hinge is basically a jump scare. Plus, we get into long-distance dating, sexting, nudes, and what happens when two people have very different ideas about intimacy. Hit play, send this to your friend who just re-downloaded Hinge, and leave a review with your biggest dating red flag. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E74
August 5 · 31 min
NO APPS, NO ALCOHOL, NO SEX: HOW THIS BODYBUILDER FINDS WOMEN 🏋️‍♂️
Dating without apps sounds impossible. Add no alcohol and no hookups, and somehow Gabe still makes it work. We had to find out how. Gabe is a natural bodybuilder and fitness coach who shares why he ditched swipe culture, what he actually looks for in a relationship, and why compatibility starts with shared habits, not just chemistry. We also get into fitness dating, Christian values, steroids, GLP-1s, and the standards people expect from a partner but rarely expect from themselves. If you've ever wondered whether dating is easier without the apps, or if your lifestyle is helping or hurting your love life, this episode is for you. Hit play, send this to your friend who deleted Tinder for the fifth time, and leave a review with your biggest dating standard. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E73
July 29 · 40 min
HER WILDEST DATING STORIES SOMEHOW GET WORSE 🫣
You know those dating stories that make your friends yell, "THERE'S NO WAY"? Emily somehow has one every week. Just when you think she's hit peak chaos, another guy shows up and somehow makes the last one look normal. Emily is back, and now she's navigating dating while going viral on TikTok. We get into creepy DMs, guys shooting their shot in the worst ways possible, bar disasters, situationships that should've stayed in the group chat, and the unemployed guy promising a stay-at-home wife lifestyle. We also talk online dating, social media chaos, red flags that people ignore because someone is attractive, and a few stories that sound fake but are somehow 100% real. Hit play, send this to your most single friend, and leave a review with the dating story that still makes you cringe. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E72
July 22 · 54 min
SPORTS JOURNALIST REVEALS HOW TO LAND A PRO ATHLETE ⛹️‍♂️
Want to date a pro athlete? Paige has spent years around the NFL, and she knows what actually gets their attention and what sends you straight to the bench. As the CEO of The Draft Network, Paige shares what it's really like working in football, dealing with internet trolls, and earning respect in one of the most male-dominated industries. We also get into athlete dating, cheating stereotypes, groupie culture, and whether fame actually makes relationships harder. Plus, we answer a listener question about catching cheating early, debate the 90-day rule, 50-50 relationships, and settle Messi versus Ronaldo once and for all. Hit play, send this to your friend who swears they're going to marry an NFL player, and leave a review with your biggest dating red flag. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E71
July 15 · 38 min
TINDER VS RUN CLUB: WHICH ONE WILL GET YOU BETTER DATES?🤔
Dating apps or run clubs? Which one actually leads to better dates? Martin, a marathon runner and fitness coach, joins us to settle the debate and explain why the best match is not always the one with the best profile. We get into meeting people at the gym, dating app burnout, first-date disasters, and the little red flags that end relationships before they even start. We also talk healthy habits, why lifestyle compatibility matters, and the phone clues that can expose a cheater faster than you think. Plus, we answer a listener question about telling your partner to take better care of themselves without starting a fight, and finish with rapid-fire dating icks that will definitely start one. Hit play, send this to your favorite gym crush, and leave a review with where you'd rather meet your next date, Tinder or a run club? A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E70
July 8 · 49 min
DOES DATING A FEMALE PROVIDER MAKE YOU LESS OF A MAN?
Would you date a woman who makes more money than you? For some guys, that's a deal breaker. Heather, host of Dear Heather, joins us to unpack why success, confidence, and changing gender roles still make people weird when it comes to dating. We get into people pleasing, boundaries, self-worth, and the dating habits that quietly ruin good relationships. Heather also shares one of the scariest first-date stories we've ever heard, plus practical advice on spotting red flags before you're too invested. If you've ever wondered whether confidence is intimidating or attractive, this one's for you. Hit play, send it to your most opinionated friend, and leave a review with your biggest dating non negotiable. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E69
July 1 · 42 min
SCIENTIST BREAKS DOWN WHY YOU KEEP LOSING THE GIRL 👩‍🔬
Turns out dating has patterns... and our guest literally studies patterns for a living. Celine is an Arizona epidemiologist, so spotting red flags is basically in her job description. She helps us figure out why people get ghosted, catfished, and stuck chasing someone who was never serious. We get into dating app detective work, first-date disasters, and the ER doctor who somehow made tiki drinks awkward. We also talk about reverse phone lookups, getting unmatched after a date that felt great, long-distance relationships, and the red flags people ignore because someone is attractive. If your dating life could use a little less chaos and a little more science, hit play. Then send this to the friend who keeps saying, "I can fix them," and leave a review with your biggest dating red flag. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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S1 · E68
June 24 · 47 min
THAT TIKTOK CHEATING DRAMA EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT? WE SPILLS THE TEA!
You know that viral cheating story everyone swears happened to their friend? This one comes with a makeout video, dating apps, Ring camera footage, and enough receipts to make a detective quit their job. Abby joins us to break down the chaos, from catching a cheater to surviving modern dating, catfishes, height lies, creepy DMs, and the kind of red flags that look pink when you're attracted to someone. We also get into dating as a travel nurse, wild relationship stories, getting "heaven zoned," and why your gut is usually the smartest person in the relationship. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!
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