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William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith explore the art of elevating everyday life by taking on a different area ripe for an upgrade, helping you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, and sorting the Onslows from the Hyacinths. Join William and Jonathan, your guides to all things opulent, as they advise the nation in gracious living, and help you to live a more luxury life.

Get in touch with William and Jonathan at postman@luxurypodcast.co.uk or join the Luxury Private Members' Club at https://www.patreon.com/cw/luxurypodcast.

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S2026 · E80
Today · 32 min
Bumpy Yacht and Dodging Buoys (Frigiliana Special)
Jonathan and William join you from the infamous yacht, but it's not quite what the boys had in mind! Pam from the pool is with them, enjoying her carton of rosé, whilst the boys try and keep their lunch down. Head over to our Patreon so you can watch JVS and William as they bounce about the boat, narrowly avoiding buoys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E79
Yesterday · 39 min
Airports (Frigiliana Special)
The boys are in Frig! After months of excitement, Jonathan and William are joining you from the pool. In their first Frigiliana episode, the boys are chatting about AIRPORTS! Getting pulled aside by security, spritzing in duty free, luxury lounges - JVS and William cover it all. And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E78
October 1 · 25 min
Figs in Frig and Jonathan's Homemade Spritz
The time is nearly here, Jonathan and William are off to Frigiliana! Jonathan's packed, all he needs to do is whip out the rainbow straps, whereas William is playing it cool and saving all the excitement until the last minute. The boys also chat about Jonathan's homemade spritz, Silicone Shaun's continental assistant, and washing etiquette. And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E77
September 30 · 37 min
Schedules and Calendars
Schedules / Calendars are the topic of discussion today! Jonathan and William chat about where's best to hang a physical calendar, how to get out of plans, missing your own operations, and whose birthdays have made it on their phone calendars. And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E76
September 24 · 28 min
Spillages and Firefighters
It was a very late night at William's recent soiree, resulting in a wine spillage on the viral floral sofa! The boys also talk about attractive uniforms, 'sten' dos, and a late night McDonald's delivery! And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E75
September 23 · 36 min
University
How on earth did Jonathan and William only just discover that they studied the same course at university?! The boys also discuss joining clubs, outfit choices, getting into mischief, and loads more on today's 'University' episode. And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E74
September 17 · 28 min
Beef Curtains and University Accommodations
William and Jonathan are taking his radio girls out on the town this week, but whatever will they wear? The boys also chat about beef curtains, luxury university accomodations, and Jonathan's new pink manly polo! And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E73
September 16 · 37 min
Bread
As you all loved our Potatoes episode, William and Jonathan are discussing BREAD today! Big loafs, garlic bread, fish finger sandwiches, freezing bread...as you can see, nothing is off limits! And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E72
September 10 · 28 min
New Jingles and Bye Bye Blue!
The Luxury Podcast has had a bit of a makeover, but fear not, William and Jonathan are here to walk you through the changes! The boys also chat about William's recent birthday, Jonathan's drunken phone call, and a dinner party toilet disaster. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E71
September 9 · 41 min
Uniforms
As children head back to school, William treats us to a slide show of photos from his school uniform days! Whilst Jonathan discusses the upmarket and cheap blazers on offer at his school. The boys also talk about which professional uniforms exude luxury and which fail the test! Head over to our Patreon page to enjoy William's slideshow - luxurypodcast.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E70
September 3 · 35 min
Tracking Thieves and a Whiffy Tube Ride
To commemorate dear old Dolly Parton, Jonathan and William start with a singalong! We then hear about the boys' stinky tube ride, Jonathan's dry brine, and William quest to catch a thief! The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E69
September 2 · 39 min
Windows
What is the classiest type of window? (Double hung sash, of course). Are net curtains ever acceptable? And is PVC ever better than wood? Get the luxury answers to all the window-related questions you never asked for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E68
August 27 · 26 min
Manly Bracelets and Luxury Charcoal
JVS and William are still making the most of BBQ season! They also chat about a Frigiliana proposal, a humiliating fall, and a mucky car. If you've got a questions for the lads or you have a problem that only they can solve, get in touch - postman@luxurypodcast.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E67
August 26 · 33 min
Department Stores
What makes a luxury department store? Well, William and Jonathan have very different stances! Join the boys as they also discuss shoplifting, Paris, CD stores, and plenty more. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E66
August 20 · 30 min
Funeral Tunes and Blancmange Sheets
Jonathan and William are in trouble for ruining a Buckethead's sheets! Meanwhile, the boys have a biscuit delivery and JVS has created his own luxury funeral music! If you've got a questions for the lads or you have a problem that only they can solve, get in touch - postman@luxurypodcast.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E65
August 19 · 38 min
Fantasy Dinner Party
William and JVS design their dream dinner party in today's ep - from their ideal location, to their luxury menu, and of course - their fantasy dinner party guests! The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E64
August 13 · 29 min
Pink Leotards and William's Smutty Joke
Jonathan's dog Betty is feeling a bit sorry for herself, whereas William shows off his luxury lumpy cucumber! The lads also chat about feeling superior during short-haul flights, an x-rated video star, and being mowed down. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E63
August 12 · 41 min
Social Media
X-rated photos on instagram close friends, William's diva messages to Jonathan on Twitter, and rotents popping up on your algorithm, are just some of the topics the boys are chatting about on today's Social Media episode! The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E62
August 6 · 29 min
Hussy Dogs and a Floral Mess
Jonathan's bought an array of new manly polos, but will he gain William's approval? In other news, William has been sun-bleaching his shirts following a floral mess. The lads also chat about puppy behaviour and luxury desserts. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 · E61
August 5 · 36 min
Potatoes
Join William and Jonathan as they discuss the nation's favourite food - POTATOES. Are jacket potatoes common? Have they ever set foot in a Pie and Mash shop? And what is the most luxury form of potato? All the important questions are answered in today's episode. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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