The Greatest Generation

Adam Pranica, Benjamin Ahr Harrison, Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC

An irreverent roast and celebration of everything Star Trek, The Greatest Generation is the most listened to and highest rated Star Trek podcast in the world. For ten years Ben and Adam have laughed their way through TNG, DS9, VOY and ENT watch-throughs, and now we’re rewatching them all over again. What's different ten years in? How have we changed? How have the costumes stayed so tight in the crotch area? Listen every Monday as we laugh our way through the best television show ever.

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Jan 1, 2018 · 1 hr
A Box that Does the Work (DS9S1E12)
When Kai Opaka makes an unscheduled visit to DS9, Commander Sisko, Major Kira and Dr. Bashir take her off the station as soon as possible. But when their Winnebago crashes onto “Planet War,” one of them will be unable to leave. Do humans in the 24th century have super eyesight? Does the promenade have a Claire’s? What’s the greatest amount of emotion depicted in Star Trek? It’s the episode that’s grandfathered into immortality. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 25, 2017 · 1 hr 3 min
Hesher Emeritus (DS9 S1E11)
When a pair of twins use their prominently placed keisters to smuggle an egg onboard the station, a deal brokered by Quark goes sideways and a man is killed. But when the prisoner shows Odo his necklace, the shape-shifter has a chain reaction. Is Lieutenant Toast a character that exists to save work doe the payroll department? Is this episode meant to be a stirring tribute to the makeup designer’s deceased father? Are these guys gum commercial twins or beer commercial twins? It’s the episode where we open ALL the presents and do ALL the ass jokes. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 18, 2017 · 52 min
Heavy Lies the Lampshade (DS9 S1E10)
When an extremely droopy Tony Robbins convenes a group of Ferengi economic minds, scheming for profit in the Gamma Quadrant is their top priority. But when he chooses Quark as his successor, the bartender is thrust from his comfortable place behind the scenes into a spotlight that proves dangerous. Where are the eyes supposed to go? Why would a Vulcan steal homework from a Ferengi? What are the chances that Rom has a nice apartment? It’s the episode that turns on Find My Friends! Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 11, 2017 · 56 min
Vaguely Nutcrackery (DS9 S1E9)
When diplomats from the Gamma Quadrant head straight past a good premise, they wind up in Quark’s bar. But when the Ferengi act like Ferengi, the stakes are raised for the staff of DS9 in the worst way possible. Are the Wadi elves or sharks? Is O’Brien just going to spend the rest of Season 1 on an air mattress at his mother-in-law’s house? Is Major Kira our emotional proxy? It’s the episode that is paid for with swag from a natural history museum gift shop. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 4, 2017 · 52 min
A Choice of Incompetence (DS9 S1E8)
When Dr. Bashir witnesses the death of a dangerous criminal, the officer in charge of his capture presupposes that...maybe he’s alive? But when a new lieutenant has some fresh ideas w/r/t station security, Odo struggles to ensure their working relationship doesn’t get burnt. When is a super dumb Bela Lugosi voice ever a good idea? How long should you have to wait before dispensing corporal punishment? Is it a good time to start killing characters? It’s the episode that ravaged us all! Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 27, 2017 · 53 min
Rura Penthe™ Brand Gavel (S1E7)
When some sneaky aliens decide to out-creep Dr. Bashir, they attempt to abduct Jadzia. But when the trial begins, it’s unclear if she’s an ankylosaur or a floor mat. Can Odo be Christmas Lights? Is Klaestron 4 a “mask and gloves” planet? How do you direct Nana Visitor? It’s the episode with all the great older ladies. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 20, 2017 · 52 min
Achilles’ Ear (DS9 S1E6)
When Vash returns from the Gamma Quadrant with a sack full of toys, she brings back with her a person who knows when she’s asleep and when she’s awake. But when an auction for the quadrant’s hottest item starts causing bangers all over DS9, it’ll take more than a six finger discount to end the bidding. What kinds of holosuite programs does O’brien use to unwind after work? Have we seen ear diddling before? Is Vash more of a “cowboy” or “medium single” type? It’s an episode that was written for the wrong series! Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 13, 2017 · 1 hr 5 min
Puts the Chew on the Other Ass (S1E5)
When the station encounters its first Gamma Quadrant alien, they send the handyman down to make First Contact. But when the alien’s pursuers show up, starfleet is forced to relax its policy about gunfights on the Promenade. Is #MeToo going to still be a thing hundreds of years from now? Why does that beverage cart have googly eyes? Is the Predator canonical Flash Gordon? It’s the episode where we become each other’s extravagance buddies. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 6, 2017 · 59 min
Nurk Goatse (DS9 S1E4)
When the inhabitants of DS9 come down with a case of flop-sweat aphasia, O'Brien has to be thinking that the sexy part comes next. But when the word salad is followed by a deadly main course, Kira turns to kidnapping as a last resort. Does the Federation have enough people to fix DS9? Is it possible to hug the sick out of someone? Can Odo turn himself into cat litter? It's the episode that does not enjoy a gentle touch. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 30, 2017 · 1 hr 2 min
The Red Bucket (DS9 S1E3)
When a Barnaby lookalike gets a decidedly unhappy ending on the holodeck, Constable Odo becomes the prime suspect. But when the kids of Deep Space Nine use the distraction to do pranks around the station, it’s up to a very unlikely character to teach them a lesson. What do we do about movie talkers? What’s the difference between where a Bajoran keeps their genitals and where they put them? Is Odo’s relationship history more problematic than Geordi’s? It’s the episode that’s pro Vichy Bubble. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 23, 2017 · 52 min
A Real Meet Scary (S1E2)
When Bashir makes friends with a man who is obviously a spy, the subterfuge, like the tailoring, goes way over his head. But when 90’s hair Bajorans start importing suspicious cargo, the crew will have to take risks far greater than hiding in a changing booth after store hours. Who’s your hall pass from the cast? Has DS9 overcompensated for the potted plant issue? What are Lursa and B’etor hiding with their boobs? It’s the episode where we really strain the portmanteau. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 16, 2017 · 1 hr 8 min
Wormhole Ambergris (S1E1)
When a reluctant and somewhat recalcitrant Ben Sisko is given command of the worst neighborhood in Starfleet, a tone is set for a very different kind of Trek. But when the locals identify him as potentially playing a major role in their religion, the commander's commitment to his job comes roaring back. Is the space station a metaphor for urban Detroit? Did someone tell Nana Visitor that she was going to be the star of the series? Is Picard looking at Sisko’s junk? It’s the episode where we trade Picard’s Beavis and Butthead for Sisko’s Woo! Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 9, 2017 · 1 hr 6 min
Vermeer as a Brand (TGG Retrospective)
When Star Trek: The Next Generation trots out its greatest ambassador for a special retrospective episode, it's only fair that The Greatest Generation does the same. But when the hosts start arguing over the best and worst episodes of the series, it could take more than an intergalactic cheerleader to put their relationship back together. Where did Frakes get his wardrobe? Are Members Only jackets cool again? Is this educational programming? It's the episode that takes advantage of what pretty ladies we are. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 7, 2017 · 44 min
Welcome to The Greatest Discovery (Bonus Episode)
The Greatest Discovery Episode 1: Oopsie-Daisy MurderWhen a precursor to the Argus Array gets a hole poked in it, the Federation sends its B-team: the USS SHEzhou. But when executive officer Michael Burnham pokes a hole in a nearby Klingon, the situation escalates quickly. Is Sarek the only Vulcan teacher? Has Georgiou given Burnham too much latitude? Is Saru the COB of this episode? It’s the episode that lights a beacon that can be seen across the galaxy. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 2, 2017 · 1 hr 20 min
Greatest Generation Forever (S7E25)
When Captain Picard starts slipping through time, his sanity is called into question. But when Q shows up to blame him for the creation of a space-time butthole, Picard must unify the crews of his past, present and future in order to save humanity. Does Star Trek First Contact bubble bath have an expiration date? Does Worf have a holodeck eating disorder? What does all this have to do with Joel Schumacher’s Batman films? It’s the episode that’s the end of one thing, and the beginning of another! Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 27, 2017 · 1 hr 13 min
It’s Like They Skinned Rowlf (S7E24)
When Lieutenant Ro is sent on a mission to infiltrate the Maquis, it’s just another late-Season 7 daddy-issues episode. But when the conflict between her loyalty to the Federation and her hatred of Cardassians comes to the fore, Picard doubles down on his inappropriate workplace behavior. Is Beverly the ship’s greatest disease vector? Are Starfleet officers the narcs of the Alpha Quadrant? How are we supposed to sympathize with Bajorans when all they eat are wraps? Everybody knows that the Federation are the good guys, but what this episode presupposes is, maybe they’re not? Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 25, 2017 · 1 hr 6 min
Pizza Place Tough Guy (S7E23)
When a clump of crazy straws sets up shop inside the wiring of the Enterprise, the ship’s holodeck programs become self aware. But when the characters begin to endanger the ship, they attempt to take back control by playing by their rules. Who's got time for canapés? Is there something going on between Jellico and Nechayev? Does the Parrot Army have anything to do with any of this? It's the episode where we finally decide what Riker's favorite sexual position is. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 20, 2017 · 55 min
Young Liza Minnelli & Old Billy Eichner (S7E22)
When a mysterious probe delivers a holographic Daimon Bok to the Enterprise, it’s a revenge served lukewarm. But when Picard discovers he may have unknowingly sired a son, the ship drops everything to save the beautifully coiffed boy. Is “farmer” the most eccentric job you can have? Does Picard need to start keeping a loaded DustBuster under his pillow? Why stop work on an amazing invention five minutes before you’re done? It’s the episode where Maury Povich takes a turn as co-host. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 18, 2017 · 59 min
Butter Knife Bat'leth (S7E21)
When Worf and Alexander take a field trip to a Klingon renaissance fair, an assassination attempt is foiled, and an old family friend appears to help. But when Alexander decides not to go to Klingon summer camp, his mentors must face the possibility that he'll never become the warrior they want him to be. Are Eric's balloons here to stay? What does a Klingon scented candle smell like? Which one is Lursa and which one is B'Etor? It's the episode that knows where to get the raw materials. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 13, 2017 · 1 hr 9 min
Warp Salieri (S7E20)
When Admiral Nechayev comes aboard, Picard would almost rather be relieved of command than carry out her orders. The mission coincides with Wesley’s Spring Break, and he’s eager to do some sweet bong rips to get out of the funk he’s been in. Who's the George of TNG? Why not deploy the Paul Sorvino Solution? Was anybody woke in the 90s? It’s the episode with all the pan flute. COOL! Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.