The Greatest Generation

Adam Pranica, Benjamin Ahr Harrison, Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC

An irreverent roast and celebration of everything Star Trek, The Greatest Generation is the most listened to and highest rated Star Trek podcast in the world. For ten years Ben and Adam have laughed their way through TNG, DS9, VOY and ENT watch-throughs, and now we’re rewatching them all over again. What's different ten years in? How have we changed? How have the costumes stayed so tight in the crotch area? Listen every Monday as we laugh our way through the best television show ever.

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Feb 25, 2019 · 1 hr 4 min
Tout Suite Goop Sweep (DS9 S4E1&2)
When the Klingons’ plan of “Stop, Frisk, and Blood Test” raises the tensions near the wormhole, Worf must find out their true motivations before it’s too late. But with Gowron personally leading the armada, Sisko must depend on guile (as well as a DS9’s newly installed torpedo launchers) to repel their attack. What’s the one thing NOT worth waiting for? Who is the red phone? Where do they keep the old uniforms? It’s the episode that plays some rough darts! Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 18, 2019 · 1 hr 3 min
O’Brien Fingers Bashir (DS9 S3E26)
When the Little D is deployed to the frontier of the federation, nobody is initially suspicious that Jake Sisko seems to now be a Starlfleet Admiral. But when aliens we’ve never heard of threaten war with the Federation, it’s the diplomats you really have to be worried about. Is the Defiant on its way to Vertiform City? Why does Eddington want to kill the Doctor? What kind of predicament would make you wish you’d become a barber? It’s the episode that finally hits the Jeffries tubes from the right angle.Follow The Game of Buttholes: The Will of the Prophets!Support the production of The Greatest Generation. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 11, 2019 · 1 hr 8 min
(Straight out of) Episode 74 (DS9 S3E25)
When Jadzia Dax assembles her friends for a symbiote bar mitzvah, everyone is invited. But when some guests overstay their welcome, it’s up to Dax to convince Kerzon that the party’s over. What’s the most boring video game? Which actor may be “too scary for tv”? Does Darien Wallace fuck? It’s the episode where we did it on the first take! Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 4, 2019 · 1 hr 40 min
Tomb of the Unknown Dick (DS9 S3E24)
When Kira is confronted with the prospect of the most awful person possible becoming the head of her planet’s government, that news comes with a mission from that same awful person. But when she tries to repo some farm equipment from her old terror cell, it’s more than just pizza ovens in peril. What character in Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure was most foundational to the host’s sexualities? Should Sisko have joined O’Brien for darts a long time ago? How long does a resistance refractory period last? It’s the episode that gets a John Doman rookie card in mint condition.Follow The Game of Buttholes: The Will of the Prophets!Support the production of The Greatest Generation. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 28, 2019 · 1 hr 4 min
Space Dish (DS9 S3E23)
When a secret investment scheme by Quark’s mother is laid bare, it makes everybody else in her family uncomfortable. But when a freighter captain visits DS9, it’s apparent to everyone that Commander Sisko is looking to give her docking ring preferential treatment. What is dumb for a Ferengi? Do tomatoes have cores? Where’s Leeta in all of this? It’s the episode that’s going to confuse a lot of people “who don’t listen to both.” Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 21, 2019 · 1 hr 13 min
The Red Hammer Diaries (DS9 S3E22)
When a bend-at-the-waist hug, leads to a father/son sailing trip, the Sisko men get to cranking. But when the adventure threatens to provoke a diplomatic incident, they’ll have to keep their new hobby in a bottle. Why is Dax cock-blocking Bashir? What’s a super comfy long-term sleeping solution? Can Chief O’Brien get “I love you, man” drunk? Romulan scientists are so vain, they probably think this discovery’s about them.Follow The Game of Buttholes: The Will of the Prophets!Support the production of The Greatest Generation. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 14, 2019 · 1 hr 8 min
Ask the Husnock (If You Can Find Any) (DS9 S3E21)
When Enabran Tain devises a military strategy straight out of the Admiral Hanson playbook, the fight does not go well. But when their plan to splash the Founders puddle gets them all wet, Garak must choose between escaping with his friend or going down with the ship. How do you pronounce Enabran? What do you do when you have too much bag? Are you a thermos or a jacket person? It’s the Ginuwine “Pony” album of podcasts! Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 7, 2019 · 1 hr 6 min
You Went A to F U (DS9 S3E20)
When an attempt is made on Garak’s life, it’s not just tailoring paraphernalia that gets blown out into the open. But when the Cardassian spy stops dissembling and the Tal Shiar stops playing chess, the potential conflict takes on a Spaceball One sense of scale. Is Quark finally fulfilling his debt to society? How big a threat are the Romulans now that they can walk two abreast? Do the Star Trek caves have mattresses on the floor? It’s the one where Garak Jazz Hands take on an ominous overtone. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 31, 2018 · 1 hr
Uncle Terrans (DS9 S3E19)
When Commander Sisko gets taken to the Mirror Universe, he makes strong choices w/r/t “the right thing to do” vs. “the Mirror Universe thing to do.” But when confronted face to face with his Prime Dead wife, his mission begins to suffer from a case of performance anxiety. Is the human brain capable of grappling with the sexual morality of multiple universes? Are the Pakleds in charge? Should we be getting more cut fruit in our diet? It’s a feel-good version of politics that you wish existed. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 24, 2018 · 1 hr 17 min
A Sarlacc Type of Mouth (DS9 S3E18)
When Garak is in the midst of soundly defeating Bashir in a round of Birthday Chess, Quark introduces a scary man to the doctor. But when that man goes rummaging in Bashir’s personal space, that space turns out to be more personal than he originally bargained for. How many boba teas did Altovar drink during production? What distinguishes good hand loaf from bad? What does Colm Meaney think of stuffed crust pizza? What are some tennis ball brands? It’s the episode that establishes the existence of a terrible roadside attraction called Mount Bitmore.Come see us live on tour with Greatest Gen Khan🎉🎉🎉!Follow The Game of Buttholes: The Will of the Prophets!Support the production of The Greatest Generation. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 17, 2018 · 1 hr 10 min
Top PtaQ (DS9 S3E17)
When Chief O’Brien gets irradiated, the side effects are disorienting. But when his premonitions predict danger for DS9, he’ll have to rely on the only person he can trust: himself. How dangerous is the ceremonial garter throw? Is Sisko Kira’s “work husband”? Could Wyatt Miller be involved? It’s the episode that just puts a patch on the blowout. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 10, 2018 · 1 hr 12 min
Let Go and Let Horse (DS9 S3E16)
When a mysterious stranger gives Quark blue oomox (bluemox? bloomox?), the ne’erdowell bartender is forced to room with Rom. But when the Nagus makes Maihar’du cry, Quark will risk everything to get Zek addicted to snuff again. Are we ever going to stop hearing about these stem bolts? Do Star Trek’s various giant, silent valet characters ever hang out? What’s the best board game to play with the desiccated remains of Ferengi? It’s the episode where we find out that the Prophets are just like us.Come see us live on tour with Greatest Gen Khan🎉🎉🎉!Follow The Game of Buttholes: The Will of the Prophets!Support the production of The Greatest Generation. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 3, 2018 · 1 hr 6 min
Resting Prophecy Face (DS9 S3E15)
When Cardassian scientists arrive on DS9 with a plan to communicate through the wormhole, it’ll take more than a Bajoran with a picket sign to stop Commander Sisko’s mission. But when prophecy turns into reality, O’Brien and the Cardassians must work past their differences in order to save the day. How many Peck’s Bad Boy films are in the Marvel cinematic universe? In which quadrant is the bedroom? What is the half-life of embarrassment? It’s the episode that doesn’t blink. Ever. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 26, 2018 · 1 hr 31 min
A Hundred Duck-Sized Odos (DS9 S3E14)
When Kira and Odo borrow a Starfleet runabout they get stuck doing Starfleet work. But when the mission turns into a crisis, Odo will have to decide if he believes Kira’s performance. Does Odo have a butt? Which side of the iron curtain is the best venue for metamorphosis humor? Does O’Brien have a kayak kink? It’s the episode that adds a fifth rule of Greatest Genquisition.Come see us live on tour with Greatest Gen Khan🎉🎉🎉!Follow The Game of Buttholes: The Will of the Prophets!Support the production of The Greatest Generation. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 19, 2018 · 1 hr 2 min
A Very Tough Kouign Aman (DS9 S3E13)
When an age appropriate love interest for Jake Sisko appears looking for a date, it’s love at first sight. But when the A story starts publicly humiliating the B story at the dinner table, the crew of DS9 is left stuck with the bill. Does the Kai have upgrade status on Bajoran transport ships? Are interstellar geopolitics a part of a healthy medical recovery plan? Which cast member do you trust an entire page of dialogue to? It’s the episode that requires a brain transplant to enjoy. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 12, 2018 · 1 hr 28 min
Not Purple Sports Car Success (DS9 S3E12)
When Ghosts and Gimme’s team up to take over the DMV, initially only the Dims will support their cause. But when the Defiant starts to drain its supply of time travel particles, the Chief rolls a three-sided dice. What are good demands when you’ve got that big hostage energy? Are hippies weird or high? Where’s the soot? It’s the episode we recorded on our way into the eight figure club!Come see us live on tour with Greatest Gen Khan🎉🎉🎉!Follow The Game of Buttholes: The Will of the Prophets!Support the production of The Greatest Generation. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 5, 2018 · 1 hr 10 min
They Found Him in Berkeley, They Left Him in Berkeley (DS9 S3E11)
When a freak transporter accident disappears Commander Sisko, Dr. Bashir and Dax, Chief O’brien is a little concerned. But when the away team appears at a critical time in the past, the death of a crucial historical figure has them scrambling to save the timeline. Is Brenner Information Systems a part of the Terminator movie universe? What’s the street value of a clown costume? How do Ferengi eulogize each other? It’s the episode that has a really cool tribal armband tattoo that we’d love to show you. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 29, 2018 · 1 hr 22 min
No Atheists in a Bajor Hole (DS9 S3E10)
When a couple of the crew welcome their long-absent lovers back, everyone’s favorite ambassador to hate crashes the festival. But when the polarity of the station’s boners is reversed, only the passionless Doctor Bashir can save the day. How much coffee should you drink before sex? Is Bajor’s spiritual homogeneity the product of a horrifying and bloody religious war? Is Quark awesome at canasta? It’s just another episode from the human interest story of Star Trek podcasts.Come see us live on tour with Greatest Gen Khan🎉🎉🎉!Follow The Game of Buttholes: The Will of the Prophets!Support the production of The Greatest Generation. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 22, 2018 · 1 hr 12 min
Big Commander Energy (DS9 S3E9)
When the Federation’s most popular commander beams aboard DS9 for a little R&R, the crew believes he’ll be making the station his own personal Risa. But after he starts throwing the D around too aggressively, the most sensitive parts of the galaxy are in danger of being punished. Where can you get a dope-ass tamale? Is Cal Hudson’s true legacy sartorial? Do the Cardassians take a dump without a plan? It’s the episode that chooses the wrench! Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 15, 2018 · 1 hr 12 min
Mid-Brand Cigarette (DS9 S3E8)
While trekking in the gQuad, Sisko and the gang encounter a disappearing reappearing planet whose inhabitants Dax finds very bonable. But while her relationship with one of the locals flowers, back at on the station, Quark’s depravity takes a turn for the worse. Does the Defiant need a dongle to disappear? Why is the makeup department neglecting Dax’s neck? Why do people keep going on these non-date dates? It’s the episode where we try out mid-90s flirtation.Come see us live on tour with Greatest Gen Khan🎉🎉🎉!Follow The Game of Buttholes: The Will of the Prophets!Support the production of The Greatest Generation. Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.