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The Garner Andrews Show

Garner Andrews

The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

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  • #1011
    Thursday · 19 min

    Sock Talk & Illegal Dumping

    Sock talk has really taken off! Or on? We also talk about illegal dumping, truck racing, and more, on the show starring YOU!

  • #1010
    Wednesday · 19 min

    The Plane That Landed On The Highway

    A plane landed on Highway 21at Baseline Road this morning! You don't see that every day! Also, do you sit to put socks on?

  • #1009
    Tuesday · 27 min

    Cottage Cheese & Vacuum Chat

    Have troubles finding cottage cheese these days? Apparently it's a hot commodity! Also, which vacuum are you rockin'? Is it as fancy as Taylor's?

  • #1008
    Monday · 25 min

    Welcome Back, Garner!

    Garner is back with a new back! He updates us on all things Garn from his time away.

  • #1007
    July 20 · 21 min

    Hot Dogs, The Odyssey, and Thermacells

    It was a busy weekend in the big city. We've got an update from the guy who's eaten 150 hotdogs in 2026, talk Great Outdoors Comedy Fest, Thermacells, and The Odyssey Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  • #1004
    July 15 · 33 min

    What's Your Favourite Jingle?

    Garner and Taylor discuss old jingles! Why is The Clapper guy so... intense? Also, what kinds of cool stuff do you have access to?

  • #1003
    July 14 · 27 min

    New Hobbies

    Garner is gatekeeping magnet fishing sooo, what's your new hobby? (He's kidding - go magnet fishing).

  • #1002
    July 13 · 25 min

    The 9-9-9 Challenge and Dumbphones

    Could you eat 9 hotdogs and drink 9 beers all in 9 innings at a baseball game? Who do you think could: Garner or Taylor? We also talk trading in your smartphones for dumbphones.

  • #1001
    July 10 · 11 min

    Historical Cringe Pt.2

    We continue to share your stories of things you may have done that you still look back and cringe about. Historical cringe!

  • #1000
    July 8 · 17 min

    Your Moments Of Historical Cringe

    Ever have a moment of cringe so hard that you still think of it? Maybe you scored on your own goal? Let's discuss.

  • #999
    July 7 · 13 min

    Weddings Cost WHAT Now?

    Weddings are getting pricey, so much so that Gen Z is skipping some! How big was your wedding? Or are you skipping any weddings because of the cost?

  • #998
    July 6 · 18 min

    What Makes You Feel Put Out?

    What smaller things make you feel inconvenienced? Maybe it's having to walk up an escalator. Also, why are people making food in public washrooms?

  • #997
    June 25 · 26 min

    Summer Activities & Special Skills

    Do you have a good nose blow? Is that your special skill? Also, we got more outrage from another Taylor's Top 5. You agree though, don't you?

  • #993
    June 16 · 30 min

    Don't Go In That Bathroom & Father's Day Gifts

    POV: There's a sign at your work that says "Danger: Someone Destroyed This Bathroom"..... Would you look? Garner did. Also, what are you getting your old man for Father's Day?

  • #992
    June 15 · 20 min

    Dine & Dash Security Footage

    Garn's latest algorithm update involves dine & dash security footage. Father's Day is coming up but are there any good songs about dads?

  • #991
    June 12 · 20 min

    Casual Friday & Movie Theatre Sherpas

    Do you still do casual Friday? Do you even go to work on Fridays? Also, people are bringing so many things to theatres nowadays maybe there's room for a movie theatre sherpa. To carry all your blankets and heat packs and whatnot.

  • #990
    June 11 · 27 min

    What Was Banned At Your School?

    We're talking about things that were banned at your school when you were young, and how some of us just have too much stuff.

  • #989
    June 10 · 34 min

    Tell Us Some Juicy Lies

    We catch up on Garner's magnet fishing video, adult spares, and your juicy lies.

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