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The Garner Andrews Show

Garner Andrews

The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

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#1042
Yesterday · 26 min
Extreme Pickleball & Costco Pokémon
Costco was all lined up AGAIN? Also, did anyone buy that SKIMS Advent Calendar?
#1041
Friday · 16 min
High Pressure Pee Pee Situations
Have you ever found yourself in a high pressure pee pee situation? Garner did this morning, and he's not alone. And what part of your body do you wash first in the shower? Really, that? Weirdo.
#1040
Thursday · 24 min
Come And Knock On Our Door
Is Beaumont the swinger capital of Alberta? What's with all these secret codes. Plus, how to get the best gas prices.
#1039
November 4 · 28 min
Garnco Iron-On Transfers
Garner is going to get into the custom t-shirt business! Maybe...
#1038
November 3 · 27 min
Old Timey Slang
What old timey slang do you still use? Is it the bees knees?
#1037
November 2 · 27 min
The Hallo-Weekend Recap
How many kids did you have trick-or-treating at your house? How was your Hallo-weekend? Did you eat way too much candy?
#1036
October 30 · 26 min
Halloweenie Edition
Happy Halloween! What's the WORST candy, and why is it the molasses ones? Garner is still pondering his costume.
#1035
October 29 · 18 min
Are You A Morning Or Night Shower Person?
Garner always showers in the morning... Except this morning, and it's freaking him out. Also, how and where do astronauts go potty?
#1034
October 28 · 29 min
Halloween Maxxing
It's cold, what should Garner dress up as for the Halloweenie Roast?
#1033
October 26 · 24 min
A Salute To Castledowns & Garner's Treat
Garner discovers Castledowns and gets himself a little treat, while Taylor attends Emo Bingo.
#1032
October 22 · 9 min
Sleep Score & Weird Finger Pics
Stop asking Garner for free finger pics, you have to pay for those...
#1031
October 21 · 29 min
Garner Has A Weird Finger
Today we're diagnosing Garner's weird finger, and continuing the discussion on found food.
#1030
October 20 · 29 min
Found Food & Misophonia
Garner's wife found some rooftop car food, and now it's his! Have you eaten found food? Street food perhaps? Also, Taylor opens up about his Misophonia.
#1029
October 19 · 29 min
When's The Last Time You Made A New Friend?
Make some new friends! Maybe like hot tub guy, or truck guy! We also chat about wool sweaters and knitting.
#1028
October 16 · 26 min
What To Do With A Toilet Phone
Taylor Toilet Phone Smith - is his new nickname. Also, Garner has a new show he's watching!
#1027
October 15 · 25 min
What Did You Lose In The Wind?
Did you lose anything in that wind storm we had? Things were flying all over!
#1026
October 14 · 27 min
Hygiene Chat
Garner and Taylor talk openly about their hygiene! Judge away!
#1025
October 13 · 26 min
Happy Birthday Cellphones
43 years ago today, the very first cellular network turned on! And nothing was the same again....
#1024
October 9 · 26 min
Breakfast Dates
Breakfast dates are trending, instead of going out to dinner. Also don't send Garn a message but then delete it, it gives him anxiety.
#1023
October 8 · 27 min
High-Functioning Grown Ups
What makes you feel like an adult? Plunging a toilet? Shaking your fist at people on your property?

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