We thought we were having a normal morning with Lucy filling in until she genuinely asked if porcupines live forever because they are nocturnal. Between measuring eyeball distance live on air and exposing Dan's childhood mermaid costumes, things spiralled fast. Grab your headphones, you are not ready for this mess!
Meg is away sick so Lucy fills in as Clint and Dan kick off Tuesday with early-texter medal awards, a debate about scheduling texts and using ChatGPT for grocery lists, and Clint’s mission to catch a mouse humanely. Caller Alice returns with a story about her sister winning the South African lotto and the crew gives away $100. Scandal includes Selena Gomez saying vaping changed her voice and Kings of Leon announcing a 2027 Auckland Domain show. Comedian Chopper joins to plug his NZ tour, Gemma shares doing Olivia Dean’s nails backstage, Dan debuts a chaotic Macarena jingle, listeners share wild “right after birth” stories, and the team tackles A-lister rankings, forever engagements, and more giveaways. 02:20 Mouse Droppings Panic 05:50 First Call Alice Returns 09:43 Scandal 11:47 Chopper Gold Interview 15:40 Olivia Deans Nail artist 20:16 Easy money 22:45 Marketing Monday 30:06 Postpartum Pressure Talk 37:16 Kings of Leon Giveaway 39:04 Tuesday News Radar 41:37 Brutally Honest Dating Cons 46:06 Westpac Studio Tap Win 48:34 Easy Money 50:36 A Lister Debate 58:04 Hit The Spot Song Vote 01:01:47 Forever Engagement Stats 01:05:24 Longest Engagement Calls
Dan gets into a full-blown yelling match with a nosy neighbour over sidewalk parking, complete with Hannah stepping in and threats of running people over. Meanwhile, Meg puts Dan's intelligence to the test with a "Quiz for Dummies" to redeem his math abilities from last week, featuring a lifeline call to Clint and a very confusing riddle about cats and mice. Plus, the team tracks down an old booster math classmate, and the studio text machine gets flooded with NSFW insults.
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with holiday chatter, Halloween costume predictions and a recap of Olivia Dean’s delayed but “worth it” gig. They take calls for “I still haven’t…” (including a listener who’s never left New Zealand), debate wedding gift spending, and hit Scandal headlines on Harry Styles, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. Dan’s struggle solving 11×11 leads into Quiz for Dummies, while Easy Money nearly lands $1,000. They judge ultra-honest dating “pros and cons,” prank-call Clint’s mum as Santa, test 24-hour business jingles, get celebrity matches from a matchmaker, give away a $1,000 Westpac card, and reveal a hilarious sign-download website mix-up. 01:45 Coffee Catchup 05:13 First Call Confessions 08:33 Scandal 11:08 Top Halloween Costumes 15:41 Dan vs 11x11 19:32 Quiz for Dummies 22:47 Easy Money 25:04 Ocean Dating Honesty 38:15 Small Business Jingle Returns 41:38 Wedding Gift Debate 48:56 Easy Money 51:15 Santa Calls Mum 58:12 The Love Jeanie 01:08:12 Westpac Studio Tap Win 01:10:39 Poster Sign Stuff Up
Here is this weeks Greatest eight, including our famous marketing monday jingles and a few of your best stories from some of our phoner segments.
The team take on a viral mailbag dilemma... would you take a guaranteed $500 or risk it all on a 10% shot at $10,000? After trying to test the odds with a live random number generator, the team dives into the darkest, weirdest search histories caught on partners' phones, from accidental crack-withdrawal Googling to catfishing for unsolicited photos.
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Friday show with roll call, jokes about Clint’s headaches and a chat about his changing “Christian” image, plus music talk including Zara Larsson’s “Blue Moon.” They call a texter, Gemma, as First Call of the Day and give her $100. On the Overthinkers podcast, Boss Jack admits he wore a rude T-shirt to work for two years without noticing. The team revisits shocking foreign objects found in food, plays Easy Money, and shares a Producer’s Diary recap. Listeners also call in with random places they found love, while the Edge Arvo team gives away the last Olivia Dean tickets in Auckland. 00:00 Friday Roll Call 00:46 Headaches And Health 02:10 Clints Christian Era 04:54 Music Swap Debate 05:28 First Call Gemma Wins 08:16 Scandal Zara Larsson 10:24 Overthinkers Boss Tee 13:48 Tooth In Chocolate 16:39 Food Surprise Calls 19:55 Easy Money Letter E 23:03 Producers Diary Highlights 28:06 Mum Plays Wingman 31:19 Weird Places To Meet 32:10 Party Bus Romance 33:12 Gay Bar Stripper Love 35:36 Easy Money Tease 36:07 Creed Algorithm Glitch 37:27 Paul McCartney Birth Memory 38:53 National Anthem LARP 40:41 Easy Money With Evie 43:07 Olivia Dean Ticket Hunt 49:26 Yard Sign Promotion Ideas 52:43 Electric Ave Bribe Rules 58:06 Westpac Studio Tap Win
Clint, Meg and Dan bite back against sticky summer weather, viral plane drama, and the chaos of retirement home romance. Clint’s unstoppable libido forces the team to start a relentless "NOW" drinking game, leading up to an unannounced studio pop quiz that catches boss Jack red-handed in a shockingly offensive t-shirt.
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with listener roll call, an embargoed Street Fighter premiere chat, and a wedding music fail story that wins Paris $100. Scandal headlines cover Celine Dion’s Barbie doll, Paul McCartney’s thoughts on modern music, and a Tate McRae teaser. They reveal New Zealand’s best sausages, including the taco snag from Mapari Meats, then debate safe words—from kids’ “octopus” to bedroom and party code words. Easy Money features a disastrous round with Kane and a better attempt from Roshana. The team also shares pet hates, prizes via Westpac Studio Tap, door-knocking to place show signs, “Books by Boomers” dating tips from 1958, and shocking stories of teeth, toenails, and rat tails found in food, before interviewing the sausage award winner. 02:12 Coffee Catch Up 05:30 First Call Wedding DJ Fail 08:37 Scandal Headlines 10:33 Best Sausages List 14:41 Naughty 640 Safe Words 23:46 Easy Money 27:03 Weekend Gig Plans 31:31 Miley Or Jamie Game 35:16 Pet Peeves Vent Session 39:10 Westpac Studio Tap Win 41:50 Silly Election Policies 52:10 Easy Money 56:38 Dan Goes Door Knocking 01:04:51 Books By Boomers Dating 01:09:16 Rotten Tooth Chocolate 01:14:17 Gross Food Confessions 01:18:11 Best Sausage Winner
The team unpack everything from workplace boundary lines to high-stakes property predictions. Meg gets called out for her "favourite sister" status after Clint confesses his strict rules around farting in front of hot girls vs. airing out his pre-show bodily functions in the studio. Meanwhile, Dan faces the music over a tragically dead lemon tree left behind at his rental, and the team addresses fan mail accusing Clint of flexing too many luxury holidays.
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with graduation songs and school memories, then revisit their improvised small-business jingles. Scandal covers Khloé Kardashian feeling creeped out by a TikTok teacher and Olivia Rodrigo teasing a Chappell Roan collaboration. The team debates how long leftovers are safe, with a food-industry caller warning chicken or fish should be eaten next day. Lotto winner James shares that his partner of six years left two weeks after his $850,000 win, sparking calls about worst-timed breakups. Easy Money is played twice, Jeannie from Shortlist Dating gives DM advice, and listeners share outrageous app messages. John Aitken plugs Lessons on Living, and the crew admits their election-park sign stunt was illegal. They finish with slogan T-shirts, news, and festival updates. 00:52 Graduation Song Memories 02:56 School Years Debate 04:47 Jingle Challenge Recap 08:16 Scandal 09:57 Lets Settle This 14:47 Lotto Winner Breakup 19:27 Worst Timed Breakups 24:19 Easy Money 27:10 Dating Turnoffs List 35:31 John Aiken 39:34 Election Sign Stunt Gone Wrong 44:15 Easy Money 46:31 Westpac Studio Tap Win 49:47 Love Genie DM Advice 53:27 Wild Dating App Messages 58:15 Slogan Tees Exposed 01:06:40 News Radar Weather Politics
Lotto winner James returns to the podcast after picking up his massive $850,000 jackpot, but the celebration takes a dark, chaotic turn. Just weeks after taking home the life-changing money, James reveals his partner of six years suddenly did what!? Plus, after weeks of subtle jabs and backhanded compliments, Clint, Meg, and Dan pull out their burn books. The hosts go head-to-head in a brutal, hilarious "Pokémon battle" of the worst insults they've secretly logged about each other behind the scenes, ranging from body odour attacks to total career disrespect.
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday by debating the worst day of the week and dive into Meg’s nightmare navigating SkyCity-style car parks with duplicate bay labels. First caller James updates the team after winning $850k lotto, spending $13k on his son’s race car, and warns how his winning ticket was briefly lost. They argue whether you should eat when your meal arrives before others, then reveal a 200-man “Ultimate Fart Club” and play a 32-second fart. Easy Money gives away $1,000, Tova O’Brien previews the 1 News multi-party debate, the team discusses election sign rules, Kelly Clarkson’s $15k bird-store dispute, Homegrown tickets, chaotic live business jingles, Westpac prizes, and wild ex requests like officiating an ex’s wedding. 02:17 Parking Garage Chaos 06:10 Money Stories Call In 11:18 Scandal 12:36 Dinner Etiquette Fight 17:09 Ultimate Fart Club 23:02 Easy Money 25:36 Tova O'Brien 29:11 Election Sign Rules 31:22 Free Promo Corflutes 34:12 Kelly Clarkson Drama 39:14 Homegrown Tickets Giveaway 41:36 A Lister Debate 48:40 Easy Money 51:40 DIY Business Jingles 59:49 Westpac Studio Tap Prizes 01:05:49 Wild Ex Requests Calls
From Jimmy Fallon's viral party games to Conan O'Brien’s surgeon-level stress ratings for late-night hosts, the team puts their own skills to the test. Watch as Meg forces Dan and Clint through high-stakes fake news breaking updates involving stolen sausage rolls and missing school shorts before Meg's own chicken-on-the-loose bulletin goes completely off the rails.
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a rainy Monday debating why spring “sucks,” celebrating an All Blacks win, and teasing giveaways including Westpac prizes, Easy Money and a Sydney trip to see Harry Styles. Meg shares being recognized at Butterfly Creek, while a listener who worked at Australia Zoo recalls meeting the Backstreet Boys and Paul Walker. Scandal headlines cover Kim Kardashian’s F1 redemption and Troye Sivan’s video with Ian McKellen. The team argues over lotto daydreams, Dan’s nude “before” fitness photos, updates the A‑Lister rankings, gives away Air Points and Scotch Fingers, creates business jingles, and debates taking kids out of school for holidays. 00:00 Monday Morning Reset 01:51 Weekend All Blacks Recap 04:05 Meg Recognized In Public 05:22 First Call A List Celeb encounters 09:09 Scandal Headlines Roundup 12:25 Lotto Winners Dream Spending 16:15 Naughty 640 23:16 Easy Money 25:14 A List Tidy Up 30:38 Westpac Studio Tap 33:34 Scotch Finger Giveaway 37:31 Willy McBiscuit Appears 40:49 Male Triangle Theory 44:39 Jingle For Your Business 52:25 Easy Money 54:44 Harry Styles Sign Winner 57:40 Worst Pains Countdown 01:07:36 School Holiday Debate
Clint, Meg and Dan are back from their holiday! Here is the top 8 moments from this week Including Hit The Spot, a few of your wild phone stories as well as one of our most wholesome winners from the Olivia Dean nice to each other competition.
The team stumbles across the Friday finish line with a few wild confessions: Meg turns her house into a hotel while flirting via family banter, Dan panics over taking stark-naked body transformation photos, and Clint sparks an uproar by claiming he has 43 close friends. Plus, Reddit meetup debates, an AI country remix for Guess the Fart, and Clint’s latest acoustic studio weapon.
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with Christmas countdown chatter, then revisit Dan’s Jason Derulo “Hit The Spot” performance and the surprisingly thirsty comment from Dan’s mum. The Wheel of Random Yarns lands on wedding stories, with a caller describing her brother being lifted by a runaway marquee. Naughty 640 reveals 11.3% of adults admit to shoplifting, prompting anonymous confessions and caller stories. Easy Money brings heartbreak when a fast run is ruled incorrect, before listeners compliment the team to enter an Olivia Dean ticket draw, which Christine wins. The episode also features producer diary highlights, Jeannie from Shortlist Dating on dating bios, and more show banter. 00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter 01:29 Hit The Spot Recap 10:54 Wheel of Random Yarns 11:37 Wedding Marquee Disaster 14:41 Shoplifting Stats Debate 20:19 Caller Kiwi Scam 23:45 Easy Money Challenge 28:44 Olivia Dean Compliment Game 34:19 Producer Diary Highlights 38:12 Scandal Headlines Roundup 49:23 The Love Jeanie 57:12 Easy Money Challenge 01:00:27 Olivia Dean Ticket Winner 01:05:51 Telemarketer Prank Game 01:10:27 Harry Styles Sign Ideas 01:14:56 Biscuit Battle Finale 01:19:21 Clint Tries To Be Funny
Clint gets put in the hot seat after taking some heat for not being funny, leading to a hilarious 2-minute comedy intervention with Megan. The crew dissects the most popular (and most annoying) seats on public transport, complete with Dan's obsession with trains and a heated debate over backward-facing bus seating. Plus, Dan reveals a deeply traumatic and deeply hilarious childhood memory involving the high-speed hydroslides at Waiwera Hot Pools, and the gang contemplates whether they’d survive a simulated apocalypse.
lint, Meg, and Dan kick off with newsreader Glen’s “thirsty” beer comment before diving into beatboxing throwbacks and a book blurb request about recycling hotel soap to help global hygiene. They plug the uncensored Overthinkers podcast, debate postpartum definitions, and roast each other with a “mean quotes” list. Easy Money returns with planking attempts, near-miss answers, and a Wheel of Random Yarns winner after Sophia’s terrifying Bali monkey attack and rabies shots. They tackle dating dealbreakers (men who don’t read), new dining discounts via Eatclub, mispronounced names, feeling old facts, and “Nice to Each Other” Olivia Dean ticket compliments. Dan performs Hit The Spot to Jason Derulo in full leather. 01:57 Beatboxing Throwback 03:37 Book Blurb Email 08:15 Postpartum Definition Fight 10:58 Scandal 14:26 Monkey Attack Call 18:27 Naughty Jury Game 21:07 What Ya Got 27:17 Easy Money 29:15 Over 35 Vitamin Gummies 44:31 Wrong Name For Two Years 51:22 Easy Money 55:07 Hit The Spot Returns 01:01:01 Biscuit Battle Voting 01:06:38 Stacys Mom Age Shock 01:10:29 Olivia Dean Giveaway 01:15:26 Clint Tries To Be Funny
