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The Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show

Dragonsail Puppets

(Adult humor.) The Dragonsail Puppets are a musical comedy ensemble featuring two dogs, a retired cat and a forceful diva.

The Dragonsail Puppets sing their rocking, funky original songs and hone their comedic craft while sailing the seas aboard the "Club Dragonsail", a huge old whaling vessel that is somewhere along the spectrum between luxury liner and rickety piece of antiquity. Upon this war-scarred ship, they entertain their "willing captives" —aka patrons who have dared to buy a ticket and take the ride —and dock every so often to regale fans in various ports.

When not on the ship, they busy themselves in their rural hometown running errands at the Pinch-My-Penny or getting styled up at the Color-Me-Crazy Salon, all in preparation for the next leg of their collective journey(s).

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S1 · E60
August 13 · 20 min
The Case of the Hungry Sand
In this episode: Onree as the defense attorney leads the crew on a Perry Mason styled adventure to uncover the perpetrator of a ghastly murder. The Dragonsail Puppets perform "HUNGRY SAND" from their studio album SWEET WRECK. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E59
July 19 · 26 min
Sweet Wreck
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "SWEET WRECK" and "NIGHT CRIES" from their studio album SWEET WRECK. Catatonia and Onree attempt to save Bruce from Surrenda's retributions for his drunken behavior. Surrenda advises hussies too wasted to make dinner. Bruce hides evidence of his heinous crime in the ocean's depths You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E58
June 28 · 24 min
ASK SURRENDA: Wise Advice For Foolish Hussies, episodes 11-15.
Welcome, my loves, to Ask Surrenda: Wise Advice for Foolish Hussies. She gives it, you live it. Episode 11. Halloween Episode 12. Xmas, etc. Episode 13. Back in your Gilded Cage, Hussy Episode 14. Dark Witch in Malibu Episode 15. Have You Tried Sandbags? You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E57
June 11 · 31 min
Crisco Sticks
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "AUTONOMY" and "RED GIANT" from their smoking hot studio album HELIOS. Catatonia's mother may or may not be getting fed wet hair. Surrenda collapses from exhaustion only to triumph over the flesh heroically. Bruce and Onree shed new light on a forgettable classic. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E56
May 10 · 29 min
50th Episode Celebration
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "AIMLESS" and "ME IN THE MOON" from their smoking hot studio album HELIOS. Catatonia compares Surrenda's before-show pep rallies to Al Capone. Georgia Hotflash moves back into her sugar daddy's mansion and Surrenda has a point of view about it. Bruce grows drunkenly wistful over memories of the past 50 episodes. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E55
April 30 · 21 min
Inside Gummy Mind
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "AXIS SWERVES WITHIN" and "RED GIANT" from their smoking hot studio album HELIOS. Stormcloud swallows a gummy and the entire episode takes place inside of his gummy mind. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E54
March 29 · 26 min
Bad Nurse at the Funny Farm
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "ALIEN" and "LINGERING TUNE" from their smoking hot studio album HELIOS. Catatonia suggests to Winston that he join the band, playing his mouth harp. Surrenda advises Georgia Hotflash to give her friends the gift of her absence. Stormcloud gives marketing advice to an unreceptive Surrenda. Onree discusses the beginning of the Dragonsail Puppets with drunk Bruce. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E53
February 15 · 24 min
Stone Cold Hussy
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "PULSATIONS" and "OZYMANDIAS" from their scintillating studio albums VISION SWEEPS and HELIOS, respectively. Catatonia's mother is as dizzy as a bug in a bag of shake and bake. Surrenda refuses the offer of a song about a hussy cowgirl in boots and a sundress. Bruce invents an opera/scat hybrid singing style. Surrenda takes time out from saving lives to give Georgia important advice. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E52
January 15 · 26 min
All About Bruce
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "AGAIN" and "THUNDER LIZARDS" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS. Bruce recites Moby Dick in valley girl lingo to impress Catatonia Surrenda reprises her failed attempt at making Bruce into a viable comic Bruce discusses social commentary and booby dancing with Georgia Hotflash You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E51
Dec 21, 2025 · 26 min
Holiday Special
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "POMEGRANATE CEREMONY" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS. Family members join the puppet crew for hilarity and suspect brownies. Surrenda describes a terrifying evening at a hussy holiday gathering. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E50
Nov 9, 2025 · 22 min
Pie Crust Promises
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "PRETENDERS PLAY" and "PEARL" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS. Zola must reckon with a pu pu platter. Puppets give thanks in the face of damning history. Surrenda graciously responds to grateful and confused perfume customes. Bruce explains the ancient Greek roots of the American Thanksgiving holiday. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E48
Oct 9, 2025 · 23 min
Goldiefinger
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Dark and "In It" from their studio album VISION SWEEPS. Onree's mother trolls Bruce for his bad habits. Surrenda chokes out our tears with laughter. Onree receives special treatment which causes Bruce to eschewwwww. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E49
Oct 9, 2025 · 27 min
Halloween in the Wine Cellar
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Inspirational Guest" and "Caution" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS. Bruce traps Catatonia and himself in the ship's wine cellar. Surrenda gives Georgia Hotflash plumbing tips. Surrenda recommends approaching Halloween from a less ugly-assed point of view. Onree saves the day with his Pinch My Penny oration. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E47
Aug 24, 2025 · 22 min
ASK SURRENDA: Wise Advice For Foolish Hussies, episodes 6-10.
Surrenda, grande dame of the Dragonsail Puppets, gives much needed advice to clueless hussies about: Dealing with potluck brownie snobs Avoiding grandchildren Removing lonely friends from your house who overstay And much more! You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E46
Aug 7, 2025 · 25 min
Vision Sweeps
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Vision Sweeps" and "Horn of Plenty" from their studio album VISION SWEEPS Bruce is drunk and Surrenda must warm a cold stick in her hand to deal with him Surrenda embraces her mature matronly status. Surrenda shows Onree how to feel fresh by wearing her fragrance while dressing in pigtails. Bruce gets his head dunked in the kitchen sink by his mama You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E45
Jul 10, 2025 · 21 min
Life on Land
In this episode: • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Heat Ladder" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. • Surrenda must face the hussies in her neighborhood in person. • Catatonia tries to orient her mother in space in her squalid apartment. • Bruce experiments with 3/8 timing and the key of H in his solo venture. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E44
Jun 18, 2025 · 24 min
Heading Home
In this episode: • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "One Touch Longer" and "The Island That Is Paradise" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. • Winston's brother heads to the slammer. • Surrenda slays in her lizard hip bone choker. • Surrenda chooses her pleasures wisely, beginning with her coffee choice. • Onree and Bruce sing the praises of tic tac chocolate pie and Moose Munch. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E43
May 18, 2025 · 24 min
Ape Going Up
In this episode: • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ape Going Up" and "Too Many Hands" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. • Catatonia's mother pees in the planter. • Surrenda beats back Georgia Hotflash's ambition to join her band. • Bruce has a short-lived and controversial big wig phase. • Bruce reveals his plans to construct his macaroni mansion on the boat. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E42
Apr 11, 2025 · 25 min
Plump My Bilbos
In this episode: • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Blue When Cooled" and "The Great Fires" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. • Catatonia's mother thinks her microwave is a TV. • Surrenda tells a story from her childhood of the great matriarch hussies of the Broken Dreams Estates trailer park. • Bruce gives us a preview of his song in process, "Honky Tonk Hussies. • Surrenda recommends Georgia replace her backup dancers with cut-outs made of wet cardboard. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com
S1 · E41
Mar 6, 2025 · 25 min
Corn Nuts
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Old Stone Face" and "The Giving Sea" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. A suspicious identity thieving rascal threatens the crew with unspeakable mayhem yet again. Surrenda recommends life strategies for Georgia Hotflash that go beyond bigger implants. Onree clarifies hospital policy on sprinkling lithium on jello You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com

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