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The Don't Call Me White Girl Show

Rebel Hill Productions

Don’t Call Me White Girl is back — revamped, unfiltered, and louder than ever. Each week, Mona tackles the wildest trending topics with her signature raw humor and “your-favorite-cousin” energy. Expect comedy, chaos, and the honest takes you didn’t know you needed. Welcome to the Realest podcast on Earth!

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30 episodes
Updated Wednesday
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Episodes30

March 4 · 43 min
I Am Alive | EP. 10 | The DCMWG Show
On this week’s episode, Mona kicks things off by teasing that Phelps has an announcement (0:34) before the crew dives into the tragic passing of rapper Lil Poppa (2:25) and the brewing tension between T.I. and 50 Cent (6:12). They get into the new...
February 18 · 1 hr 27 min
The Wrong Motivation | EP. 9 | The DCMWG Show
This week’s episode kicks off with Mona reflecting on her birthday and her new big age making her feel like a survivor. She talks about her friend Jenice Hart surprising her (22:40), tells a wild wedding story (30:10), and somehow pivots into just how...
February 11 · 54 min
Bad Aunt Bunny | EP. 8 | The DCMWG Show
Mona kicks off the episode with a G-Day serenade before diving straight into Super Bowl chatter and Bad Bunny’s performance (3:25), plus a quick note on Stefon Diggs and Cardi B unfollowing each other(6:55). From there, DCMWG breaks down the...
February 4 · 52 min
This is a Pu$$y Pod | EP. 7 | The DCMWG Show
DCMWG, Phelps, & Friend to the show Derek (Conehead) talk about The Game, Epstein Files, and more… Mona kicks off the episode by flaming Derek, aka Conehead, before diving into a debate about whether women’s takes on men, especially the ones...
January 29 · 1 hr 1 min
DooDoo Water | Ep 6 | The DCMWG Show
This week on the DCMWG Show, the East Coast gets smacked by a nor’easter and Mona holds a quick check-in on seasonal depression (1:15) before sliding straight into a heavy moment about ICE agents killing Alex Pretti in Minnesota and the outrage...
January 21 · 1 hr 12 min
Vaginal Body Count | Ep. 5 | The DCMWG Show
This week’s Don’t Call Me White Girl SHOW kicks off with some competitive banter between Mona and Conehead, resulting in a call to see how absolutely washed Derek is on the basketball court (9:15). From there, we get into Claressa Shields’s livestream...
January 14 · 1 hr 25 min
Chocolate Milk | EP. 4 | The DCMWG Show
This week’s Don’t Call Me White Girl SHOW begins with a Happy Birthday shout out to Mona’s son Smush (7:20), before she and Phelps dive into their promised review of the HBOMax documentary, The Alabama Solution (14:40). The conversation about law...
January 7 · 1 hr 5 min
Lil Hand, Big Mouth | EP. 3 | The DCMWG Show
This week’s Don’t Call Me White Girl SHOW kicks off with light banter and a story about Mona’s stolen groceries (3:45), before she dives into this week’s trending topics. The entire DCMWG Team echos the sentiments of Glasses Malone that no Doechii...
Dec 31, 2025 · 1 hr 44 min
She Burnt Me | EP. 2 | The DCMWG Show
Your favorite cousin delivers an extended episode of The Don’t Call Me White Girl SHOW and kicks things off on the opportunity she has to learn from the Pod Father himself, Joe Budden (6:15). DCMWG gives her feedback on the new Dave Chappelle Netflix...
Dec 23, 2025 · 37 min
The End of What Era?? | EP.1 | The DCMWG Show
Your favorite cousin returns to her seat behind the mic for the very first episode of The Don’t Call Me White Girl SHOW (:30). DCMWG jumps right back into her rhythm with her first recommendation for Movies, Munchies & Mona, Welcome to Derry a HBO...