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The Dog's Breakfast

The Zarzov Brothers

The Dog’s Breakfast Podcast is created by the Zarzov Brothers due to popular demand.
The Zarzov Brothers are descendants of Eastern European families involved in providing entertainment to the aristocracy around 1500 AD. The Zarzov Brothers rose to fame in the early 2000s with their program “The Dog’s Breakfast”, which aired on 88.9 WynFm.
The program discusses many current social issues, provides insights with modern-day philosophy and generally gets things off their chest in an amusing and sometimes irreverent manner.
The hosts are Blewey and Burnie with guests Ranni, Humpty, Movie and Chris the re-stumper.

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  • 20 episodes
  • fortnightly
  • Avg 1 hr 1 min
  • English
  • #24
    Yesterday · 58 min

    Show 24 - Machete Madness!

    Blewey’s new thoughts on improving the economy. Whippy Zarzov, 1864 Melbourne Cup Winner. The stream of consciousness touches many topics. A shout out to the Mushroom lady, Jimoen from the Wyn FM vault and much much more. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #23
    October 29 · 1 hr 9 min

    Show 23 - Didactic Dog’s Breakfast

    Didactic. Intended to teach or instruct, especially in a way that gives moral or educational lessons. What more can be said? This is the Dog’s breakfast. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #22
    October 26 · 51 min

    Show 22 - Is Blewey in or out?

    Ranni questions Blewey’s custodial status. Words of the week. Stop using the F word! Reality TV and Juke Box musicals are getting on their goat. And “speaking of Bull Semen”! Another episode highlighting the stream of consciousness that is the Dog’s Breakfast Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #21
    October 14 · 1 hr 20 min

    Show 21 - For The Common Man

    It’s Ranni time. The West is in mourning and we console Ranni. What’s getting on their goat? Words and phrases of the week and many memories. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #20
    September 27 · 1 hr 7 min

    Resume Transmission. Anyone out there?

    Due to challenges of technology and health, the Zarzov team resume after almost 12 months break. Easily stepping back into where they left off they cover many topics in typical “flow of consciousness" style. Why would anyone listen? Because it’s on! Catch the whole lot. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #19
    Dec 29, 2025 · 59 min

    Episode 19 - Arguably Future Focused

    Blewey has a unique perspective on stimulating the economy. Ranni has some advice for the cricket commentators. Burnie offers some concert etiquette. What is getting on their goat? Words of the week and a whole lot more. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #18
    Nov 26, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min

    Episode 18 - Black Friday Special

    Back after a short break the Zarzov team present the Black Friday special. They discuss the Selfie and it’s effect on society. It’s all about Cricket in the Wild West. Words of the week and what is getting on their goat? Blewey solves the energy crisis. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #17
    Oct 18, 2025 · 1 hr

    Episode 17: Hello Switzerland!

    The Zarzov team welcomes listeners from the USA and Switzerland plus their millions of Australian podcasters. It’s ludicrous and esoteric conversation at its best and the podcast grows in popularity almost as much as avocados! Is dog man’s best friend and what’s getting on their goat? Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #16
    Oct 11, 2025 · 1 hr 13 min

    Episode 16 - Grand Final Entertainment

    BBQs feature highly in the Zarzov family. Conspiracies surface and get on their goat amongst other things. Humpty is joining a motorcycle “Gang” and the rest is a Dog’s Breakfast. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #15
    Oct 4, 2025 · 1 hr 9 min

    Episode 15 - Everything Is Listening In!

    Conspiracies. Time to learn Auslan. The brothers discuss OH&S in Athletics. Minimal effort with maximum results! Why Vedic Meditation is the answer. Press conferences are getting on their goat and Ranni mounts the Mystery Road tour of WA. What are your favourite Lollies? Blewey reflects on another birthday. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #14
    Sep 27, 2025 · 1 hr 12 min

    Episode 14 - The Narrative

    Word of the week. Memories of ice cream. Ranni goes from AFL to Brisbane council. Jimeoin from the vault. The AFL is getting on their goat. Choice; is there just too much? Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #13
    Sep 13, 2025 · 55 min

    The Baker's Dozen

    Blewey tests our memory. Ranni and the brothers discuss the fabulous Australian wines of the 70s. Ranni from the Wynfm vault. What is getting on their goat this week and watch out for the Zarzov Philosophy book before Christmas. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #12
    Sep 7, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min

    Gnosis = Knowledge

    Gnosis refers to the truth beyond philosophy, dogma, personality and theory. Knowing oneself. The Zarzovs share their own brand of Philosophy. Humpty has a motor bike. From the Vault, some RAAF history and fun with Osteo Kev at the end. Ranni, road warrior. What is getting on their goat this week? Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #11
    Aug 23, 2025 · 53 min

    More Mushroom Trouble. Mushroom Tea!

    What's getting on their goat? Mushrooms taking another hit. Ranni is in a political mood and “Keep moving” is the theme for the week with some suggestions for movement workshops. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #10
    Aug 16, 2025 · 39 min

    The Dog’s Breakfast Best Bits.

    If you only listen to one podcast make it this one. Show 10! And they said they’d never make it! A compilation from the vault in the early 2000s at WynFM. The top rating show implanted the Zarzov Brothers as radio disrupters.

  • #9
    Aug 3, 2025 · 54 min

    It is a Dog's Breakfast

    The Zarzov Brothers confirm their Disrupter status. Can you benefit from some art therapy? Blewey has another idea. Ranni has the goods on Mushroom Lady’s former business in the Wild West. Chris the re Stumper has some Tradie talk to discuss. A look back at our thoughts on Sports programs in the early 2000s. More relevant today. And Poetry! Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #8
    Jul 26, 2025 · 48 min

    Mushroom Film Titles

    What will be the title of the Film, Mini series, Book and Musical? NB Please do not try any of the Zarzov medical tips. There’s nothing getting on their goat!?! It’s all happening in the West. The Bowel Burner, people wandering the outback and Erin used to run a bookshop near Ranni. From the WynFM vault, the advantages of tracking people electronically and the slab economy. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #7
    Jul 20, 2025 · 55 min

    Try A Little Kindness

    There are Zarzovs and Zarzoffs appearing everywhere. Is there pending legal action? TACO Trump has acted after Blewey calls him out. What’s getting on their goat this week? From the Vault a discussion about ideas for the Maccas drive thru. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #6
    Jul 12, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min

    Forget COVID.

    Callea Fever 2004. The brothers recall a time when the West of Melbourne was gripped in Fever. What is getting on their goat this week? Chris the re stumper fills us in on his football team. Ranni discusses the Goyder line as he kayak’s down the Swan river. Keep up to date with all of our goings on by following us on Facebook.

  • #5
    Jul 8, 2025 · 54 min

    Not Mushroom Left

    A rush release. The Mushroom Lady is guilty. Discussions of the mini series and lead role. The “Crisis” game emerges from what’s getting on Burnie’s goat. Chris the Re-stumper discusses Ai. More evidence of plagiarism from commercial radio stations. From the Vault, Daniel helps us with tech talk.

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