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The Cryptonaut Podcast

The Cryptonaut Podcast.

Welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast hosted by Marc Storrs, Chris Carnicelli and Rob Morphy. Exploring everything from Aliens, Cryptozoology, Cryptids, Ghosts, Monsters, The Occult, Paranormal Phenomenon, UFOs, Ufology and Unsolved Mysteries .... all while keeping a close eye on our reptilian overlords that dwell in the flat, hallow, robot infested Earth. This is the Cryptonaut Podcast.

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#448
August 24 · 51 min
#448: Patreon Clip Show Summer 2026: Centaurs, Lionoids, Ghost Cows and Headless Horrors.
The quest for vengeance has begun! Centaurs are in the mine, Lionoids are creeping behind you, a Ghost Cow is just around the corner and a Headless Horror haunts the Highlands. Patreon EP #63: Are You Down With Centaurs? - Jun 27, 2021: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-63-52986305 https://ghostsofmagonia.blogspot.com/2020/12/subterranean-centaur-scare.html Patreon EP #88: Lionoids - Dec 5, 2021: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-88-59547178 https://paranormal-world.fandom.com/wiki/Feline_Fiend_Frightens_Fishing_First-Graders Patreon EP #133: Cowstarter and the Demijohn - Oct 16, 2022:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-133-73369590 https://paranormal-world.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cambria_County_Ghost_Cow Patreon EP #162: Quest for Vengeance - May 21, 2023: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-162-83325274 https://paranormal-world.fandom.com/wiki/Headless_Horror_of_the_Highlands The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#447
August 17 · 1 hr 5 min
#447: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 3: Reality Glitch, Orange Rods, CE5, Dogman and Bigfoot Encounters
An airplane to seems disappears into thin air. A listener crosses paths with an orange rod and possibly a Dogman. A group of teenagers fire a bottle rocket at Bigfoot… and get way more than they bargained for. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#446
August 10 · 1 hr 8 min
#446: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 44: The Phantom Rider & the One Legged Thing
Something stole a man from his bed. A cyclist raced through solid walls. And a one legged thing hopped out of a child's nightmares and into reality. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#445
August 3 · 1 hr 17 min
#445: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 7: It Never Ends
The paranormal pandemonium that had engulfed Braxton County in the summer of '52, was finally beginning to ebb. But this odyssey of the bizarre would never truly end and the legacy of the Flatwoods Incident is one that will likely endure for the ages. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#444
July 27 · 1 hr 24 min
#444: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 6: WTF is Going On?
In just over 24-hours, the sleepy hills of Braxton County were swept up in a tsunami of high strangeness from which it would never fully recover. In the midst of the chaos surrounding what many were beginning to believe was a full-scale alien invasion, a pair of intrepid paranormalists—one a globetrotting adventurer, the other a hometown hero—arrived at the scene and walked directly into the eye of this supernatural cyclone. Their investigation would become the stuff of legend, converting a fleeting news sensation into one of the most enduring, influential and significant UFO legends ever told. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#443
July 20 · 1 hr 25 min
#443: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 5: Bashful Billy & Co.
For the citizens of Braxton County, West Virginia, a surreal sequence of events would not only transform their once tranquil town into a whirring blender of metaphysical madness, but forever alter the landscape of modern ufology; resulting in the equivalent of ontological whiplash for those swept up in these reality-shattering events... Yet even for those left clinging to the frayed lashes of sanity, stranger things were still to come. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#442
July 13 · 1 hr 8 min
#442: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 4: All Hell Breaks Loose
Frightened, rattled and violently ill, a group of intrepid eyewitnesses managed to jump fences and hurtle down a steep slope in order to evade a perilously close encounter with one of the most bizarre beings on the books. But, despite their narrow escape, for most of this ill fated posse—not to mention the rest of Braxton County—the worst was yet to come. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#441
July 6 · 1 hr 14 min
#441: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 3: Enter The Green Monster
On the night of September 12th, 1952, eight eyewitnesses claimed to have had a run-in with a being so bizarre it not only left them in a state of shock but rocked Braxton County, West Virginia, to its very core. Though their encounter was brief, it set off a chain of events that would forever change this quintessentially quiet American town, leaving generations both frightened and fascinated by the existence of what locals refer to as: "The Green Monster." The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#440
June 29 · 1 hr 23 min
#440: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 2: The Invasion Begins
History books rarely mention it, but the summer of 1952 played host to one of the most alarming UAP flaps ever recorded. While most UFO buffs are familiar with the "Washington Invasion" of late July, few know of the September incursions that carried anomalous objects over some of America's most sensitive sites. The U.S. government viewed the events as an aerial intrusion by enemies unknown—the response was a stark order to USAF pilots: "Shoot them down!" The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#439
June 22 · 1 hr 6 min
#439: E.S.M.B. Swedish Space Cyclops And Friends: Minus Rob
Two bizarre encounters from rural Sweden: a retired farmer watches cone shaped cyclops like figures bounce across a foggy bog, while a teenage girl comes face-to-face with silent humanoids in silver suits searching through a moving freight train. Story Links:https://www.facebook.com/groups/1734280653427204/permalink/3066231590232097/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/1734280653427204/permalink/3041498436038746/ The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#438
June 8 · 58 min
#438: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 1: Watch The Skies!
West Virginia plays home to some of the most bizarre beasts and eccentric entities ever put to paper, but even among its outlandish ilk, there's one that stands out from the rest: the Flatwoods Monster. For all that's been written about this mechanical goliath, the story most know is only a small part of the truth. When all the surviving accounts are stitched together, what emerges is something much stranger—and potentially far more terrifying—than most would dare to imagine. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#437
May 25 · 1 hr 7 min
#437: House Of The Inexplicables
Within the various schools of paranormal study there exist an array of biological anomalies so bizarre they strain the credulity of even the most ardent true believers. We're not talking about the kinds of creatures who startle random hikers or abduct late night stargazers; that's child's play. No, we're talking about truly bizarre beings that lurk in the inky darkness beyond the edge of the established unknown—a cadre of creatures so unique, so incomprehensible, that only one word can hope to encapsulate their existence: "Inexplicable". The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#436
May 18 · 1 hr 2 min
#436: Strange Saga Of Mrs. X
In the midst of the psychedelic 60's, a woman known only as Mrs. X had a series of increasingly outlandish encounters with objects and entities beyond reckoning. It is a case that forces us to wonder whether she was born with an innate gift… or the victim of a para-psychological curse. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#435
May 11 · 58 min
#435: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 2: Abductions, Ghosts And Faceless Entities
A possible abduction attempt in Ontario.. missed only by a few inches and a listener is caught in back-to-back waves of high strangeness that doesn't fade… The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#434
May 4 · 1 hr 14 min
#434: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 43: The Cyclist, The Disk And The Mantis
A grinding metal whine, a cyclist moving too slow to exist, and a fear that drops in like it came from somewhere else. A black disk waits under the clouds… then lifts straight up and erases itself. Years later, it answers back.. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#433
April 27 · 1 hr 18 min
#433: Florida Aquanaut Invasion
Starting in the mid-1960s, an array of anomalous, semi-aquatic oddities made a massive splash in and around the beaches, lakes and waterways of the already ocean locked Florida peninsula... Was this mini-incursion merely a chance for our marine brethren to explore terra firma? Or was this the Vanguard of an attack from the true ruler's of this waterlogged orb we call home: All hail the Aquanauts! The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#432
April 20 · 1 hr 23 min
#432: Dark Destinations: Welcome To Hell
On this Earth there are extraordinary places; places that seem to defy logic; places so unique that its mere mention can make even the most cynical heart skip a beat. Stonehenge is one such place, and the events alleged to have occurred there in 1971 are nothing short of nightmare fuel… Our next stop on this horror-filled odyssey takes a terrified eyewitness from the bucolic backwaters of Down Under and drags her kicking and screaming into the darkest, depths of hell. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#431
April 13 · 1 hr 17 min
#431: Curious Carcasses: The Evidence That Almost Was
In the shadowy labyrinth of the paranormal, every turn feels like the turn; the one that finally breaks the case wide open. You move forward with that electric sense of impending revelation… only to slam, again and again, into dead ends. Most never get past that. But every so often, usually when it's least expected, someone makes it to the end of the corridor. And there, waiting in the dark, is something... Something wrong... Something lifeless... Something that shouldn't exist… but does. And if it's real? It doesn't just answer questions... It changes everything. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#430
April 6 · 1 hr 5 min
#430: Interdimensional Oddities: Wart Head And The Slime Monster
In 1966, the fabric of reality was torn to shreds by a bizarre beast, thrusting a group of Malaysian students and their terrified teacher headlong into a state of paranormal pandemonium… The high strangeness continues with a Tennessee family who were not only terrorized by a freakish, hairy, wart-faced fiend, but violently attacked in their own home by the savage thing who could vanish in a puff of smoke. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#429
March 23 · 1 hr 10 min
#429: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 42: The Obelisk and Area X
A quiet drive home ends with dead lights, screaming static, and a chunk of missing time. At Area X, UAPs dart across the sky, the forest throws rocks back, voices echo yours, and a black shape steps from the shadows. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook

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