The Cooligans

Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

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June 4 · 1 hr 11 min
World Cup Power Rankings, Alex Morgan's Advice for Pulisic & USMNT Stars on Home World Cup Pressure
The Cooligans are getting World Cup ready! First, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros reveal their World Cup Power Rankings, debating which nations belong in the top 15, where the USMNT stacks up against the world's best, and who should be considered the favorite heading into the tournament. Then, USWNT legend and World Cup winner Alex Morgan joins the show to discuss life after retirement, her new role as a mother, and the advice she'd give Christian Pulisic as he prepares for the biggest to
May 31 · 57 min
USMNT Beat Senegal 3-2! Pulisic Is Back, MLS Call-Up Debate & Germany Warm-Up Preview
The Cooligans go LIVE with instant reaction to the United States men's national soccer team’s dramatic 3–2 win over Senegal national football team in a crucial FIFA World Cup warm-up match, breaking down whether the performance inspired confidence heading into the summer. The guys name Christian Pulisic Player of the Game, debate whether he has finally shaken off his scoring drought, question whether key MLS call-ups are helping or hurting the squad, discuss the goalkeeper battle, and ask if thi
May 30 · 48 min
PSG Go Back-to-Back! Arsenal Too Defensive? Kvaratskhelia Shines & Is Luis Enrique the Best?
The Cooligans go LIVE with instant reaction to Paris Saint-Germain F.C. winning back-to-back UEFA Champions League Final titles, breaking down whether Arsenal F.C. approached the match too cautiously and diving into the internet’s biggest reactions to the result. The guys also spotlight Khvicha Kvaratskhelia as Player of the Game, debate whether domestic league difficulty played a role in the final, and ask the big question: has Luis Enrique become the best manager in European football right now
May 26 · 44 min
USMNT World Cup Roster Reveal LIVE! Jedi Robinson, Kyle Martino & Our Bold Starting XI Picks
The Cooligans go LIVE from the roster reveal for the United States men's national soccer team ahead of the FIFA World Cup, breaking down the energy, expectations, and emotions surrounding one of the biggest moments in American soccer. The guys react to the atmosphere in real time, chat with Antonee Robinson about making the squad and the team’s mentality, and welcome former USMNT player and Major League Soccer legend Kyle Martino to discuss what this World Cup could mean for soccer in America. P
May 25 · 1 hr 36 min
Leaked USMNT World Cup Roster SHOCKS, Chicharito on Mexico’s Problems & Pep’s Emotional Premier League Goodbye
The Cooligans break down the leaked USMNT World Cup roster and debate the biggest snubs, surprises, and Mauricio Pochettino’s toughest decisions, including whether players like Diego Luna, Tanner Tessmann, Gio Reyna, and Alejandro Zendejas deserved a place. Then, Mexican legend Javier “Chicharito” Hernández joins the show for an honest conversation about the state of Mexican soccer, fan culture, the pressures of representing El Tri, his striker mentality, and why Hugo Sánchez deserves more respe
May 21 · 1 hr 19 min
Arsenal Finally Win The Premier League, Stu Holden Joins & USMNT World Cup Dark Horse Debate
The Cooligans react to Arsenal finally ending their 22-year wait for a Premier League title and debate whether Mikel Arteta’s side can now shake the “bottlers” label for good and build the next great football dynasty. NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani joins the celebration with his reaction to Arsenal’s title win and discusses his initiative to make World Cup tickets more affordable for New Yorkers. Then former USMNT midfielder and Fox Sports analyst Stu Holden joins the show to break down the pressure f
May 18 · 56 min
Xabi Alonso Chooses Chelsea, Antonee Robinson Joins & Is Jose Mourinho Returning to Real Madrid?
The latest episode of The Cooligans is packed with massive football storylines from around the world. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Xabi Alonso choosing Chelsea over Liverpool and debate whether Stamford Bridge is actually the right fit for one of Europe’s hottest young managers. Then USMNT and Fulham star Antonee Robinson joins the show to discuss the evolution of the American national team, his standout Premier League form, and why many Liverpool fans surprisingly support the
May 14 · 1 hr 4 min
Is Messi Worth MLS’ Massive Salary? Christian Pulisic Joins & 5 USMNT Stars Must Step Up at the 2026 World Cup
The latest episode of The Cooligans dives into the biggest conversations surrounding American soccer right now. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the eye-popping MLS salary numbers, including Lionel Messi earning more than 28 entire MLS rosters combined, and debate whether his impact justifies the price tag. Then USMNT and AC Milan star Christian Pulisic joins the show to discuss the pressure of leading the U.S. into a home World Cup, his new Michelob Ultra World Cup campaign, an
May 11 · 1 hr 2 min
Is Christian Pulisic Ready for the World Cup? + Landon Donovan & Barcelona Humiliate Real Madrid
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down growing concerns around Christian Pulisic after the USMNT star missed the weekend with a glute injury just weeks before the World Cup. Then, USMNT legend Landon Donovan joins the show to discuss World Cup pressure, his new memoir, criticism of American players, and how social media has completely changed life for modern soccer stars. Plus, Barcelona officially clinch La Liga by beating Real Madrid in El Clasico,
May 7 · 1 hr 21 min
Can Arsenal Survive PSG? Tim Ream on USMNT Pressure & Is Mbappe Tearing Real Madrid Apart?
The Cooligans break down the upcoming Champions League Final and debate whether Arsenal are walking straight into a tactical nightmare against Luis Enrique’s PSG. Then, USMNT captain and Charlotte FC defender Tim Ream joins the show to discuss the pressure of playing a home World Cup, the changes Mauricio Pochettino has brought to the national team, and why the squad isn’t panicking despite recent results. Plus, the boys dive into the chaos at Real Madrid and ask the question nobody in Madrid wa
May 4 · 1 hr 17 min
Whitecaps to Vegas?! Bombino on USMNT vs Italy & Inter Miami Blow 3-0 Lead at New Stadium
The Cooligans break down the growing uncertainty around the Vancouver Whitecaps and a potential move to Las Vegas with insider insight from Paul Tenorio. Then, San Diego FC’s Luca Bombino joins to discuss choosing between Italy and the USMNT, learning from Giorgio Chiellini, and his ambitions to play in Europe. Plus, the guys react to Inter Miami blowing a 3-goal lead and what’s gone wrong at the club.
April 30 · 1 hr
Is the Handball Rule Broken? Tyler Adams Talks World Cup Pressure & Is Mourinho Right for Real Madrid?
On this episode of The Cooligans, the boys tackle one of football’s most frustrating debates: is the UEFA Champions League handball rule fundamentally broken? They unpack the inconsistency that leaves fans and players confused week after week. Then, USMNT and Bournemouth star Tyler Adams joins the show for a candid conversation about the pressure of a home World Cup, his growth under Andoni Iraola, and the accountability culture among U.S. players. To close things out, the crew debates whether J
April 27 · 59 min
Pep Slams World Cup Prices, Weston McKennie Speaks on USMNT Pressure & Champions League Picks
On this episode of The Cooligans, we unpack Pep Guardiola’s passionate criticism of rising World Cup ticket prices and what it says about the growing commercialization of football. Then, USMNT and Juventus star Weston McKennie joins the show to discuss the national team’s mindset amid recent struggles, their readiness for World Cup pressure, and his ambitions with Juventus. Plus, we preview the Champions League semi-finals, break down every matchup, and make our predictions for who lifts the tro
April 23 · 58 min
Can Vancouver Save the Whitecaps? Clint Dempsey on World Cup Pricing & Chelsea’s Ownership Chaos
The Cooligans dive into the uncertainty surrounding the Vancouver Whitecaps and whether the club can survive mounting stadium issues, while fans rally to keep the team in the city. Clint Dempsey joins the show to break down World Cup ticket pricing, why working-class fans are being pushed out, and the mindset that defined his career. Plus, the guys react to Chelsea FC sacking Liam Rosenior and what it says about ownership across the sport.
April 20 · 1 hr 23 min
Are Arsenal Bottling It Again? Arteta Under Fire + Tommy McNamara on NYCFC, Pirlo & Lampard Stories
Are Arsenal F.C. collapsing again—and should Mikel Arteta be feeling real pressure if they finish trophyless? We break down the title race tension and react to Liverpool F.C.’s crucial derby win over Everton F.C.. Then Tommy McNamara joins us to share incredible behind-the-scenes stories from New York City FC, including learning from legends like Frank Lampard, Andrea Pirlo, and Bruce Arena.
April 16 · 1 hr 24 min
Is Mbappé the Problem at Real Madrid? Sophia Wilson on Leaving Soccer at Home & Inter Miami Coaching Chaos
Is Kylian Mbappé actually the issue at Real Madrid? We break down his trophy drought since joining, while his former club continues to thrive without him, and debate whether Harry Kane has quietly become the Ballon d’Or frontrunner. Then Sophia Wilson joins us to talk about leaving soccer at the door, motherhood, and what really drives her as a competitor. Finally, Kaylyn Kyle stops by to unpack Javier Mascherano’s shock exit from Inter Miami CF, Nashville SC’s statement win, and what it all mea
April 13 · 1 hr 26 min
Is Inter Miami Failing Messi Already? MLS Surprises, CF Montréal Chaos & USMNT World Cup Fears
Inter Miami were supposed to dominate—but instead, they’re stumbling out of the gate. We break down whether Lionel Messi is being let down by the roster built around him and if David Beckham and the front office got it wrong. Then we zoom out to the rest of MLS, highlighting the biggest surprises and disappointments so far, including why CF Montréal look completely broken. Finally, we get real about the USMNT and the two biggest fears heading into the World Cup that fans don’t want to admit.
April 9 · 54 min
Olise Chasing Messi’s Record, FIFA World Cup Ticket Chaos, & USMNT Rocked by Agyemang Injury
Michael Olise is putting up numbers that have fans whispering “Messi,” but is he actually the best winger in the world right now? We break down his historic assist pace, PSG’s dominance over Liverpool, and why Arne Slot is catching heat for a shaky season. Then, we dive into the growing World Cup ticket controversy, where fans are realizing they may not be getting what they paid for as FIFA quietly shifts seat categories. Finally, the USMNT takes a massive hit with Patrick Agyemang’s Achilles in
April 6 · 1 hr 13 min
NYCFC CEO Brad Sims on Building a Stadium, Fixing MLS Rules & The League’s Future Growth
The Cooligans sit down with NYCFC CEO Brad Sims for a deep dive into the inner workings of MLS, from the decade-long journey to build a stadium in New York City to the league’s biggest challenges in attracting casual fans. Sims offers rare insight into why MLS may need to rethink its rules and structure to grow its audience, and shares his vision for what the future of the league could look like as it continues to evolve on and off the pitch.
April 2 · 58 min
Can USMNT Trust Pulisic? Answering USMNT Fan Questions & Italy Misses World Cup Again
The Cooligans break down growing concerns around Christian Pulisic’s form for both club and country and ask the big question: can the USMNT rely on him at the World Cup? The guys also team up with Meta to answer fan questions straight from Threads, diving into the biggest debates surrounding the U.S. squad. Plus, they react to the drama of World Cup qualifying playoffs—from Italy’s shocking failure to qualify again to feel-good stories from Iraq, Congo, and Sweden, and why the expanded tournamen

The Cooligans

World Cup Power Rankings, Alex Morgan's Advice for Pulisic & USMNT Stars on Home World Cup Pressure

USMNT Beat Senegal 3-2! Pulisic Is Back, MLS Call-Up Debate & Germany Warm-Up Preview

PSG Go Back-to-Back! Arsenal Too Defensive? Kvaratskhelia Shines & Is Luis Enrique the Best?

USMNT World Cup Roster Reveal LIVE! Jedi Robinson, Kyle Martino & Our Bold Starting XI Picks

Leaked USMNT World Cup Roster SHOCKS, Chicharito on Mexico’s Problems & Pep’s Emotional Premier League Goodbye

Arsenal Finally Win The Premier League, Stu Holden Joins & USMNT World Cup Dark Horse Debate

Xabi Alonso Chooses Chelsea, Antonee Robinson Joins & Is Jose Mourinho Returning to Real Madrid?

Is Messi Worth MLS’ Massive Salary? Christian Pulisic Joins & 5 USMNT Stars Must Step Up at the 2026 World Cup

Is Christian Pulisic Ready for the World Cup? + Landon Donovan & Barcelona Humiliate Real Madrid

Can Arsenal Survive PSG? Tim Ream on USMNT Pressure & Is Mbappe Tearing Real Madrid Apart?

Whitecaps to Vegas?! Bombino on USMNT vs Italy & Inter Miami Blow 3-0 Lead at New Stadium

Is the Handball Rule Broken? Tyler Adams Talks World Cup Pressure & Is Mourinho Right for Real Madrid?

Pep Slams World Cup Prices, Weston McKennie Speaks on USMNT Pressure & Champions League Picks

Can Vancouver Save the Whitecaps? Clint Dempsey on World Cup Pricing & Chelsea’s Ownership Chaos

Are Arsenal Bottling It Again? Arteta Under Fire + Tommy McNamara on NYCFC, Pirlo & Lampard Stories

Is Mbappé the Problem at Real Madrid? Sophia Wilson on Leaving Soccer at Home & Inter Miami Coaching Chaos

Is Inter Miami Failing Messi Already? MLS Surprises, CF Montréal Chaos & USMNT World Cup Fears

Olise Chasing Messi’s Record, FIFA World Cup Ticket Chaos, & USMNT Rocked by Agyemang Injury

NYCFC CEO Brad Sims on Building a Stadium, Fixing MLS Rules & The League’s Future Growth

Can USMNT Trust Pulisic? Answering USMNT Fan Questions & Italy Misses World Cup Again