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The Cooligans

Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

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#1018
Yesterday · 1 hr 25 min
Manchester United Survive + Como Crush Lens + USMNT Roster Drop + NWSL Playoff Preview
Christian and Alexis break down Manchester United's comeback vs Roma, Como's meteoric rise, the USMNT Roster, and the NWSL Playoffs.
#1017
Monday · 1 hr 15 min
Nashville On The Brink Of History + Yan Diomande Forces Mourinho's Hand
Christian and Alexis break down Nashville's historic season, and how Yan Diomande is making lineup choices at Real Madrid difficult.
#1016
October 28 · 1 hr 10 min
Harry Kane Wins Ballon D'or + Arsenal SHOCKED + NWSL Rule Changes
Christian and Alexis break down Harry Kane's Ballon D'or win, Arsenal's shocking loss and the recent NWSL rule changes.
#1015
October 26 · 1 hr 16 min
Who's In for USMNT Nov. Camp + Dax McCarty Joins + 3 Year Old Gets Cops Called
Who should be called in for November USMNT Camp, Dax McCarty joins and a 3 year old so good other parents called the cops.
#1014
October 22 · 59 min
United Get Embarrassed, PSG Are Flying, Cavan Sullivan to City
Christian and Alexis break down Manchester United's loss, PSG's win over Barcelona, and Cavan Sullivan is still going to City.
#1013
October 19 · 1 hr 36 min
Landon Donovan vs. Eddie Johnson, Mia Hamm Joins the Show, MLS Commissioner Comments On TV Deal
Eddie Johnson claps back at Landon Donovan, Mia Hamm on body positivity, and Larry Berg makes comments on MLS' TV deal.
#1012
October 15 · 50 min
City Crushed In UCL, Rodman Disappoints, NWSL Pro/Rel
Christian and Alexis break down PSG's demolition of Manchester City, a disappointing USWNT camp, and the potential of Pro/Rel coming to the NWSL
#1011
October 12 · 41 min
Author Ryan Conner Joins: 12 Guys Walk Into A Kitchen
On today's Cooligans Author Ryan Conner Joins the show to talk about his book 12 Guys Walk Into A Kitchen.
#1010
October 7 · 1 hr 32 min
Sheamus Tells All: From IT Nerd to WWE Champion
Christian and Alexis welcome Stephen Farley FKA Sheamus to talk all things Wrestling, Liverpool and Dortmund.
#1009
October 5 · 1 hr 17 min
Kochen Is The Key, Citizens Could Suffer, CR7's Prolonged Goodbye
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down why Diego Kochen is the key to the USMNT future, the city of Manchester's impact on the impending Man City Punishment, and Ronaldo's departure from Portugal camp.
#1008
September 30 · 1 hr 13 min
USMNT Beat Chile 4-2 We React, Man City are in Big Trouble
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down the USMNT win over Chile, and the Premier Leagues statement on Manchester City.
#1007
September 28 · 1 hr 14 min
The USMNT Kids Are Alright, Man City GUILTY, Ireland vs. Israel Controversy
Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down the USMNT win over Peru, Man City being found guilty, and the contentious match between Ireland and Israel
#1006
September 23 · 1 hr 8 min
Pro/Rel In Liga MX, More Fallout From The Madrid Derby, Federico Higuaín OUT in Columbus
On this episode of the Cooligans Christian and Alexis dive into Pro/Rel possibly coming to Liga MX, more fallout from the Madrid Derby and to round out the show Federico Higuaín is out of Columbus Crew II.
#1005
September 21 · 1 hr 11 min
Chaos In Madrid, Cavan Does It Again, Messi vs. Garber
On this episode of The Cooligans, everything is going wrong at Real Madrid, Cavan Sullivan is breaking records, and Messi and Don Garber argue on the pitch.
#1004
September 16 · 1 hr 8 min
Poch Takes Shots at Pulisic, Messi Has A New Coach, Barbara Banda Gets A Bag
On this episode of the Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down Poch's 'Vacation' quote, Messi choosing his new coach, and Barbara Banda getting PAID!
#1003
September 15 · 1 hr 4 min
Cavan Sullivan May Be The Chosen One, Americans In Europe, VAR In England Is A Nightmare
On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian break down Cavan Sullivan, notable Americans in Europe, and the nightmare VAR situation in the EPL.
#1002
September 10 · 56 min
Arsenal Top Napoli, Can Harry Kane Win a Ballon D'or, Rápido Reactions
On this episode of the Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down Wednesday's UCL results, Harry Kane's Ballon D'or chances and give us all the Rápido Reactions.
#1001
September 7 · 38 min
How Shirts Reveal Hidden Stories of Money, Power & Politics in Soccer with Joey D'Urso
Alexis & Christian are joined by journalist and author Joey D’Urso (“More Than a Shirt”) to reveal how global politics and big money collide on the front of your favorite football shirts.
#1000
September 2 · 1 hr 9 min
Balogun’s Failed Everton Move, MLS Teams Return to US Open Cup & Champions League Draw Reaction
Christian & Alexis dig into the chaos of the European transfer window and react to the UCL draw.
#999
August 31 · 1 hr 2 min
Messi Announces International Retirement + US Soccer Steps In With Youth Development + Infantino vs UEFA
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros breakdown all we've missed since our last episode.

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