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The Confused Breakfast

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A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Thursday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

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  • January 8 · 1 hr 45 min

    Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

    This movie is somehow one of the most emotionally sincere movies ever made about time travel. It was one of those low expectation, sneaky good comedies of the 2000s that you likely skipped at first because of the title. When you finally gave it a shot, it blew your expectations out of the water. It explores the dangers of resigned complacency and revisiting nostalgia and we are wondering if it still holds up. We are of course talking about 2010’s Hot Tub Time Machine •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:30 - Critical and fan reviews •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:32:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • January 5 · 1 hr 1 min

    BRUNCH: Is It A Christmas Movie or Not - The Definitive Debate

    We got ahold of a list of movies that are the most argued about. Is it a Christmas movie or not? So we give our opinions on these borderline movies. And the 2nd half of the episode is audio from our recent radio appearance. It’s a fun listen. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Dec 31, 2025 · 1 hr 48 min

    So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)

    On today’s episode, we discuss a cult-classic romantic comedy that underperformed at the box office but went on to become a cable-TV and VHS staple throughout the ’90s. It’s Mike Myers’ first starring role following the massive success of Wayne’s World. This film marked his debut as a romantic lead and introduced the world to his first taste of multi-character madness. We are of course talking about 1993’s So I Married an Axe Murderer. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:32:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members - Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Dec 29, 2025 · 52 min

    SCREEN TEST:  Christmas Movie Trivia Game Show

    Another edition of Screen Test, hosted by our producer Logan. He curated a Christmas movie gameshow for Mike, Sean and AJ to play. Test your movie knowledge against the hosts on today’s special episode. 0:00- Christmas Traditions 7:00- Game show begins Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Dec 24, 2025 · 1 hr 43 min

    Jack Frost (1998)

    Today we are talking about the movie Jack Frost. No, not the 1997 horror-slasher flick. This is the other horror movie about the Dad that dies and comes back to life as a snowman. Instead of righting his wrongs and giving his family an explanation about the afterlife, he just decides to completely ignore his grieving hot wife, start talking in cheesy catch-phrases and only worry about teaching his son how to shoot a hockey puck. This one is gonna be fun! Merry Christmas! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:19:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:26:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED **WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! **RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Dec 22, 2025 · 1 hr 50 min

    DINNER AND A MOVIE: A Christmas Story Christmas

    AJ cooked us a meal from scratch while we drank and watched 'A Christmas Story Christmas'. This is our take on 'Dinner and a Movie' and we hope you enjoy it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Dec 18, 2025 · 1 hr 49 min

    Batman Returns (1992)

    The return of Tim Burton’s Batman and he decided to make it a Christmas movie. Is Michelle Pfeiffer the best Catwoman ever? Is Danny Devito absolutely revolting in his Penguin costume? Why are there so many villains in this story? Is it better than the original? We tackle all of this and more on the first episode of ‘A Very Merry Keaton Christmas’. Please enjoy our review of 1992’s Batman Returns. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:15:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:36:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED **WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! **RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Dec 15, 2025 · 1 hr 19 min

    BRUNCH: Top 5 Funniest Movies of All-Time with Dusty Slay

    We are joined by our friend Dusty Slay to talk about his personal top 5 funniest movies list. Give it a listen and find all things Dusty at http://dustyslay.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Dec 11, 2025 · 1 hr 51 min

    The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

    8 years after the success of the original movie, they decided to make a sequel and we are left with more questions than answers. First question- Why? More questions- Did Babe Ruth die and become The Tooth Fairy? Why didn’t they kill off Charlie’s character after the disastrous acting performance in 1994? Who is actually in charge of writing ‘the list’ because it sure ain’t Santa Clause? Why didn’t Scott just marry Tracy from his date because she would make the perfect Mrs Claus? We tackle all of this and more in today’s new episode about 2002’s The Santa Clause 2. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan reviews •0:22:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:36:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED **WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! **RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members - Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Dec 8, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min

    BRUNCH: What Is The Best Christmas Movie Of All-Time?

    After seeing another tournament bracket online that angered us, we decided to create a single-elimination tournament bracket of our own so we could find out what the best Christmas movie of all-time is. If you like when we are a little tipsy and are extra-fired up and chippy, then you are gonna love this episode. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Dec 4, 2025 · 2 hr 2 min

    Inglourious Basterds (2009)

    On today’s episode, we discuss the 4th highest rated Tarantino movie on IMDB and his 3rd highest rated on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s a hilarious, inspiring and brutal alternate history tale of the ages. this movie Tarantino’s masterpiece? Does Mike Myers really need to be in this movie? Is the opening scene of this movie the greatest of all-time? Is Brad Pitt perfect for this role? We tackle these questions and more in our full blown review of 2009’s Inglorious Basterds. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:26:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:49:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **ASPCA- To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast **UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED **WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! **RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Dec 1, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min

    BRUNCH:  Movie Trivia Showdown

    Do you think you know a lot about movies? Maybe more than Mike, AJ and Sean? Well then you need to tune in for today’s fun brunch. Our producer Logan has produced a fun game show for us to play, called Screen Time. Join us for the pilot episode and play along. ——————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Nov 26, 2025 · 2 hr 2 min

    Boogie Nights (1997)

    On today’s episode we discuss the movie that put Paul Thomas Anderson on the map. It was nominated for 3 Oscars and has an endless list of iconic actors and characters . We are of course talking about 1997’s Boogie Nights. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:30 - Critical and fan reviews •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:45:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED **WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! **RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members - Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Nov 20, 2025 · 1 hr 40 min

    The Usual Suspects (1995)

    On today’s episode, we are reviewing the #48 highest rated movie on IMDB. It won 2 Oscars and holds a special place in the hearts of Turkish audiences. Despite its accolades, it is famously on the “Most Hated” list from our friend Roger Ebert. And If you can believe it or not, Stephen Baldwin was the top billed actor and this came out 30 years ago (you are old). We are of course talking about 1995’s The Usual Suspects. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:30 - Critical and fan reviews •0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:30:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED **WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! **RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members - Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Nov 17, 2025 · 1 hr 9 min

    BRUNCH: What Is The Best Song From An 80's Movie w/ The Midnight

    In today's very special brunch episode, we talk to our friends Tyler and Tim from The Midnight and use a single elimination tournament bracket to determine the greatest song from an 80s movie. This is a lot of fun- check it out! Also, be sure to listen to The Midnight's new album 'Syndicate' and catch them on tour- http://themidnightofficial.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Nov 13, 2025 · 1 hr 58 min

    First Blood (1982)

    We didn't do this podcast to rescue Rambo from you. We did it to rescue you from him. On today’s episode, we discuss the 13th highest grossing film of 1982. This movie was Sylvester Stallone’s favorite of all 5 Rambo movies and this movie helped spawn endless amounts of toys, comic boys, video games and more. This movie was Sly’s first non-Rocky movie to not be a total flop. We are of course talking about 1982’s First Blood •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:30 - Critical and fan reviews •0:26:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:45:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **TRU-TONE BULBS- Check out the greatest Holiday lights you will ever buy. http://tru-tone.com **ASPCA- To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast **UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED **WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! **RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members - Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Nov 10, 2025 · 41 min

    BRUNCH: Halloween III, Scream 2, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Skulls and more

    Join us as we check in to see what media the fellas have been watching outside of the podcast. Movies discussed are Weapons, Halloween 3 and 4, The Fog, Scream 2, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Skulls, The Faculty, The Warriors and much more. ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Nov 6, 2025 · 1 hr 30 min

    Go (1999)

    Picture this- it’s 1999. Y2K panic is ramping up and Napster is giving you access to all the music you ever wanted. Today’s episode about a movie that is the definition of the late 90s. So grab your JNCO jeans, frost your tips, bleach your pucca shell necklace, and put your visor upside down and backwards because we’re about to hit play on one of the most chaotic, hyperlinked stories of the late ’90s. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:20:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED **WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members - Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Nov 3, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min

    BRUNCH: Best Horror Movie Villain Of All-Time (Tournament)

    We took 16 of the most iconic horror movie villains of all-time and put them into a single-elimination tournament bracket to see who is the best, baddest and toughest of them all. Join along for the fun! —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com **HELLO FRESH- Go to http://HelloFresh.com/CONFUSED10FM now to Get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life! **JUVENON- Get 30% off by going to http://bloodflow7.com/BREAKFAST **RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused **UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED **WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices