The Confused Breakfast

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A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Thursday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

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Feb 9, 2022 · 1 hr 27 min
50 First Dates (2004)
Don’t forget your flippy floppies! It’s a warm one out there! Oh wait, wrong movie, kinda. 50 first dates takes a fun twist on a familiar plot with a character reliving the same day over and over and over again. But everyone else is there to help her alon
Feb 2, 2022 · 1 hr 30 min
Groundhog Day (1993)
Don’t forget your booties, it’s cold out there! It’s GROUNDHOG DAY and you only got one day to live, over and over and over again. What would do? What would you do different? Who would you do? Who would you do different? Why would you do.. well you get it
Jan 26, 2022 · 1 hr 4 min
Top 5 Rom-Coms
Our topic today is Top 5 Romantic Comedies. Before you go, ewwwwww, yuck and turn it off, you gotta think about the bad rap that Romantic Comedies get. People think of them as 'girl movies' and 'dumb love stories.' But if you think this way, you are li
Jan 19, 2022 · 1 hr 34 min
Cool Runnings (1993)
Sanka, ya ded? Our lord and savior, John Candy is back as we review the second best Disney movie made about the Olympics. A movie that took some major liberties with the actual story, in order to deliver us a feel-good, lesson-learned type of a film.
Jan 17, 2022 · 28 min
BONUS: The Matrix Resurrections Review
After watching the original Matrix, we sat down and discussed our thoughts on the new Matrix installment.
Jan 12, 2022 · 1 hr 42 min
The Matrix (1999)
Take the blue pill and you'll wake up feeling kind of groggy. Take the red pill and you'll be ripped from everything you could possibly think of as real and spit out via a bio mechanical bowel movement, picked up like a prize in a claw machine and everyon
Jan 5, 2022 · 1 hr 29 min
Rad (1986)
GNARLEY! It’s time to finish up your paper route and bicycle boogie on down to hell track! Rad offers up some of best 80’s cheese that taught us that corporate bread is no match for scrappy hometown DIY attitude dude! Let’s stick it to the man and mom an
Dec 29, 2021 · 1 hr 22 min
I'VE NEVER SEEN... The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an
Dec 22, 2021 · 1 hr 27 min
A Christmas Story (1983)
You’ll shoot your eye out! The movie that makes 24 hours seem like a single watch. A Christmas Story has been revered as the quintessential holiday film while others call it over rated and pandering. This movie still taught us about licking cold poles, ma
Dec 15, 2021 · 1 hr 28 min
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
It’s time to put up the exterior illumination, grease up the sleds, and empty the sh***er. Christmas Vacation is maybe more of a staycation, but who needs travel when you can have the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house come right to you
Dec 8, 2021 · 1 hr 39 min
The Princess Bride (1987)
Anybody want a peanut? The Princess Bride tell the tale of a grandpa telling his grandson the tale of of one of the greatest love stories of all time. Although plenty may retort, INCONCEIVABLE, at such an idea. We learned so much from this movie. Piracy i
Dec 1, 2021 · 1 hr 3 min
MINI-BYTE: Goosebumps
The Goosebumps book series by R.L. Stine is the most iconic book series of the 90s. From the extremely crushable 120-pages and the relatable teenage characters to the beautifully, scary cover art and quirky book titles, this series quickly became the 2n
Nov 24, 2021 · 1 hr 26 min
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
The definitive Thanksgiving movie, right?? The travel, the trouble, the good the bad, and laughably maddening scenarios that can only come from the mind of John Hughes. With two comedic giants at the forefront, does this buddy-travel movie hold up and spe
Nov 17, 2021 · 1 hr 42 min
GoldenEye (1995)
The names, Bond. James Bond. This week we chat about what might as well be the source material for one of the most important video games of all time, Goldeneye. Pierce Brosnan’s first installment as the MI6 super spy. The cars, the gambling, the women, th
Nov 10, 2021 · 1 hr 36 min
The Burbs (1989)
What happens when your neighbors have nothing better to do than snoop and spy on other neighbors? The Burbs tackles any and all answers to this question. Big and small. What’s worse? Digging up A dead body? Or hitting a gas line? Vacation or staycation? A
Nov 3, 2021 · 1 hr 24 min
I'VE NEVER SEEN... The Running Man (1987)
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an
Oct 27, 2021 · 1 hr 30 min
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
How bout a podcast sandwhich booger lips!? Ernest Scared Stupid is somewhere between the best and worst of the Ernest movies, or so they say. How amazing is Jim Varney? How awful are the kid actors? How disgusting are the trolls? Is Bulgarian Miak strictl
Oct 20, 2021 · 1 hr 41 min
Ghostbusters (1984)
There’s something strange in the neighborhood. So let’s slide down the fire pole, fire up our unlicensed nuclear accelerator proton packs, and make our clients feel uncomfortable! The Ghostbusters became an instant classic, but with an all star cast, ques
Oct 13, 2021 · 1 hr 26 min
The Monster Squad (1987)
It’s October and spooky season is upon us. What better movie to dissect than 1987’s The Monster Squad. A movie where a group of kids save the world from an invasion of the Universal Classic Monsters. This movie is quite literally the definition of a Cu
Oct 6, 2021 · 56 min
Top 5 Fall Movies
It's that time of year. The leaves are changing, the air is getting cool and crisp and we are all breaking out the flannels and hoodies on our way to grab a pumpkin spice latte. Fall is a special time of year and many people's favorite season. Join us