The Clean Take

Wizard the Wicketkeeper and Fish Cricket

From Lord’s to your local park, join Fish and Wiz every week as they discuss the best and worst from the world of cricket. Tune in as two very average cricketers try to tell the professionals how the game should be played while telling their stories and reacting to the world of village cricket.

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Saturday · 49 min
17 Runs Off 1 Ball?! KP is Back & The Largest Partnership Score Ever
Our final club cricket episode of the season! Relegation heartbreak, Harry Brook smashes Sri Lanka & KP is back with England. Plus we have two crazy scorecards to chat through! New episodes every week through winter - from village greens to the Test arena. Got a wild scorecard? Send it in and we'll feature it next week! 🏏 🎧 New episodes every Saturday, 8am perfect for your away-day. Follow @wizardthewicketkeeper & @jackffish Like, subscribe and comment with your thoughts. 🏏 New episodes every week covering club cricket, wicketkeeping, batting disasters, and everything happening in the cricket world.
September 12 · 41 min
SIX Wickets in ONE Over?! Wiz Gets Relegated & A Cricket Club Music Video..?
England vs Pakistan at Edgbaston kicks off Ep23 with 14 wickets falling on Day 1 and some big questions for Pakistan cricket. Then we dive headfirst into classic club and village cricket madness: battling through a swamp to scrape 100 all out, relegation without even bowling a ball, SIX wickets in one over, and perhaps the greatest collapse of them all - 311-0 declared… then 21 all out! Got a wild scorecard, ridiculous collapse or unbelievable cricket story? Send it in and we might feature it next week! 🏏 🎧 New episodes every Saturday at 8am — perfect listening for your away day. Follow @wizardthewicketkeeper & @jackffish and let us know your thoughts. 🏏 New episodes every week covering club cricket, village cricket, wicketkeeping, batting disasters, cricket chaos and everything happening in the cricket world. #Cricket #EnglandCricket #PakistanCricket #VillageCricket #ClubCri
September 5 · 43 min
326 Runs in 20 Overs?! 14-2 off two balls & Ashes 2027 Stadium Debate
Rain washed out the entire weekend, Lord's pitch is getting called a disgrace, and we found the most ridiculous scorecards you've ever seen, including 326 runs in 20 overs with ZERO wickets lost. Wizard & Fish are back breaking down English cricket's rain chaos, England vs Pakistan, and why the Home of Cricket's pitch isn't good enough. Got a wild scorecard? Send it in and we'll feature it next week! 🏏 🎧 New episodes every Saturday, 8am - perfect for your away-day. Follow @wizardthewicketkeeper & @jackffish Like, subscribe and comment with your thoughts. 🏏 New episodes every week covering club cricket, wicketkeeping, batting disasters, and everything happening in the cricket world. #Cricket #EnglandCricket #VillageCricket #ClubCricket #cricketpodcast
August 29 · 43 min
He Drove 10 Hours To Face 5 Balls! More Boozy Issues for England and Scorecard of The Week
Buckton CC were bowled out for 2 — and NO ONE hit the ball. 😳 This week, Wiz drives 10 hours to face just 5 balls at the Content Creators Cup at Arundel Castle, while Fish goes 14* at Oxton on a boundary so small it barely seems legal. Plus, we dive into the Brydon Carse handcuffs scandal, an incredible 30-ball over caught on camera, a controversial stumping, back-to-back wins, and our Scorecard of the Week: Buckton 2 all out, 8 men, 0 runs off the bat. We’ve also got Pen Caro vs Buckland tied on 130, Steve Bebington’s video raising the question of whether the keeper pulled the bails off, and plenty more cricket chaos. 🎧 New episodes every Saturday at 8am — perfect listening for your away-day. Follow @wizardthewicketkeeper & @jackffish Like, subscribe and let us know your thoughts in the comments. 🏏 New episodes every week covering club cricket, wicketkeeping, batting disasters, village cricket and everything happening in the cricket world. #Cricket #EnglandCricket #VillageCricket #ClubCricket #CricketPodcast
August 22 · 44 min
Caught Cheating by a Wedding Photo! The Worst Over Ever & England Batter Pakistan
A 30-ball over that went for 53 runs, a cheating scandal blown open by a wedding photo, and Fish’s pitch-side day at Lord’s for The Hundred final. 🏏 This week, Wizard & Fish dive into another chaotic week in cricket — from England vs Pakistan and Australia’s shock defeat to Bangladesh, to the madness of club cricket and one very unusual 50-over umpire. 🎙️ In this episode: • Fish goes pitch-side at Lord’s for The Hundred final • England vs Pakistan • Australia lose to Bangladesh?! • Club cricket’s one-man 50-over umpire • Scorecard of the Week • The unbelievable 53-run over — 30 balls, 53 runs! • The wedding-photo cheating scandal 📸 🎧 New episodes every Saturday at 8am — perfect for your away-day. Follow @wizardthewicketkeeper & @fish.cricket and join us every week for club cricket chaos, wicketkeeping disasters, batting nightmares, and everything happening in the cricket world. If you enjoyed the episode, follow the podcast and let us know your thoughts! #Cricket #EnglandCricket #VillageCricket #ClubCricket #CricketPodcast
August 15 · 39 min
All Out for 2?! The Worst Cricket Scorecards We've Ever Seen
The Trent Rockets head to Lord’s, Wizard gets Fish a proper Nike shirt, and we dive into the chaos of club cricket. Plus: our first-ever Hundred game, the MSG chant that needs banning, two of the worst scorecards we’ve ever seen, and a village cricket cheating scandal involving a ball in a bush. ⏱️ Timestamps 00:00 Welcome 01:10 What we’ve been up to 02:03 🚀 Trent Rockets at Lord’s — Wizard’s big weekend 03:14 🎁 The Nike jersey reveal 04:12 🏟️ Our first-ever Hundred game — Manchester Super Giants 06:55 🗣️ The MSG chant has to go 13:22 🏏 Club cricket round-up — Fish’s catch 14:25 The 90-for-9 miracle chase & Fish’s umpiring 17:39 🧤 Wizard’s four catches behind the stumps 21:48 📉 Scorecard of the Week 22:45 All out for 2 — Richmond CC 28:37 🦆 All out for 3 — ten ducks and a number 11 32:20 🤫 The Whaley Bridge ball-swap scandal 37:30 Locked in the changing room 🎙️ Pro cricket analysis, honest stats and village cricket chaos — every week. Listen to new episodes weekly on Spotify and YouTube. Follow/subscribe so you never miss an episode. Disclaimer: The allegations and opinions discussed in this episode regarding Whaley Bridge CC are strictly allegations and represent the views and commentary of the hosts/speakers. At the time of publication, these claims are unproven and should not be treated as established fact or a definitive finding of wrongdoing. This content is provided for informational and discussion purposes only and is not intended to defame, malign, or injure the reputation of any individual or organisation involved. We welcome responses, clarifications or official statements from any party mentioned.
August 8 · 37 min
Viagra stops play?! | The Worst Cricket Excuses Ever, The Hundred and The Worst Scorecard Ever.
Fish's wild week at The Hundred, interviewing England legends Stuart Broad & Ben Duckett, plus why Trent Rockets are absolutely unstoppable right now 🚀 Then we get into the best (and worst) cricket excuses ever sent in: Viagra, nursery graduations, and a lost brother-in-law. Plus: two scorecards you won't believe! Like, subscribe and comment with your thoughts. 🏏 New episodes every week covering club cricket, wicketkeeping, batting disasters, and everything happening in the cricket world. #Cricket #EnglandCricket #VillageCricket #ClubCricket #cricketpodcast
August 1 · 39 min
Clicky Ponting: Cricket's Most Ridiculous Cheating Scandal
The Clean Take Podcast is back with another packed episode covering The Hundred, club cricket controversy, and the latest England news. This week, we chat about Fish's first presenting gig with Trent Rockets, Birmingham Phoenix's dramatic finish, the shocking abuse directed at a 13-year-old club cricketer, the bizarre "Clicky Ponting" fake-catch incident, Steven Fleming's appointment as England's new Test coach, and Joe Root's return as Test captain. Timestamps: 00:00 – The Hundred at Edgbaston 04:36 – Fish's first presenting gig 10:31 – Club cricket stories 14:14 – Abuse aimed at a 13-year-old player 20:00 – The "Clicky Ponting" fake-catch scandal 32:52 – Steven Fleming becomes England Test coach 35:21 – Joe Root returns as captain 38:17 – Outro New episodes every week covering club cricket, The Hundred, England cricket, wicketkeeping, batting, and the biggest stories from around the game.
July 23 · 42 min
"Get That On Your Live Stream!" | Sledged at a Quarterfinal & Run Out By My Own Mate
🏏 We rushed back from a brutal quarterfinal to record this one at 11pm. Wiz got sledged relentlessly and Fish got run out by his own mate after facing ONE ball. Plus: Brendon McCullum sacked, Justin Langer for England, and Craig Overton's T20 Blast madness. New episodes every week covering club cricket, wicketkeeping, batting disasters, and everything happening in the cricket world. #Cricket #EnglandCricket #VillageCricket #ClubCricket #CricketPodcast
July 13 · 36 min
Bowled out for how many?! | Wiz gets some runs and chaos erupts in Club Cricket!
Fish lands a hosting gig at The Hundred, Wizard finally brings up his long-awaited 50, and second-team cricket descends into complete chaos, with video evidence to prove it. We also break down England's dominant T20 win over India, Fish's latest batting disaster, a controversial afternoon of club umpiring featuring dodgy LBWs, missed stumpings and a near-fight, plus react to the worst scorecard we've ever been sent: a team bowled out for just 10. Village cricket never disappoints.
July 5 · 34 min
Ben Stokes Retires, The Future of England Cricket and More Dodgy Umpiring
Ben Stokes has retired from international cricket... or has he? Wizard and Fish unpack the conspiracy theory surrounding his exit, dissect England's disastrous Test series against New Zealand, and ask why Baz McCullum and Rob Key are still in charge. They also look back at Stokes' incredible legacy, debate Harry Brook's approach at the crease, and celebrate the England Women's team reaching another final. Elsewhere, Wiz makes it three not-outs in a row (18* off 9 this week 🚀), calls out the growing umpiring crisis in club cricket, and shares another update from his latest weekend in the middle. New episodes every week covering club cricket, wicketkeeping, batting, and everything happening in the world of cricket.
June 27 · 40 min
Most Overrated England Team Ever? We Got ICC Passes & Chaos Followed
Back in the studio after an unbelievable week at the ICC Women’s T20 World Cup. We recap the media pass chaos — from ICC hospitality suites and getting inside the commentary box with Ian Bishop, to Fish nearly getting wiped out by security on the Edgbaston pitch and landing our first-ever player interview for the podcast with Sophie Molineux. Plus: is this the most overrated England generation? We get into the James Rew keeping technique debate, preview the Trent Bridge Test, and relive Fish’s all-time first-baller LBW meltdown. To finish, Wizard dusts off his 2006 Woodworm Wand and takes us back to where it all started. 🏏 New episodes every week covering club cricket, wicketkeeping, batting disasters, and everything happening in the cricket world. #Cricket #ClubCricket #EnglandCricket #TestCricket #CricketPodcast #VillageCricket #GMCL #CheshireCricket
June 15 · 46 min
Behind The Scene's of Colson's Cricket Club! | Women's Cricket and England Test Match Drama
We're live from Castleford Cricket Club with special guest Colson Smith and this one's got everything. Colson joined the committee at 15 years old, just in time to watch the club nearly fold. From relegation to a five-year rescue plan scribbled on the back of a Nando's menu, this is the story of how a local club rebuilt itself around three simple words: Cricket, Club, Community. It gets properly chaotic too, the council literally filled in their tea-room serving hatch mid-renovation, they're spending £385 just to host a home game, and somehow, out of all that, a women's team was born. Then we're into the professional game: the Lord's pitch disaster, England v NZ fallout, Ben Stokes' big night out and what Joe Root back as captain actually means. The Clean Take Podcast, honest cricket chat, served straight up. New episodes every week. 🏏
June 6 · 34 min
Same old England! Our week in Cricket & The Worst Umpiring Ever
This week on Clean Take, Fish races straight from a chaotic T20 to the podcast after battling Cheshire road closures, while the lads break down another rollercoaster week of club cricket. From back-to-back ducks and unorthodox scoop shots to a first-ever stumping off a seam bowler, controversial umpiring decisions, and England's latest Test match frustrations, there's plenty to discuss. If you enjoy honest club cricket chat, cricket stories, and plenty of self-inflicted batting analysis, you're in the right place. ⏱️ Timestamps 00:00 Fish's nightmare journey to the T20 & late arrival 03:10 Wicketkeepers trying to field and club cricket updates 05:45 Breaking a run drought, scoops, and batting struggles 10:35 Team performances and captaincy challenges 12:15 2nd XI debut and a first stumping off a seam bowler 16:30 Batting review, rust, and getting out cheaply again 20:25 The worst LBW decision you'll see this season 23:15 Targets for next week and getting older in club cricket 24:00 Reviewing dismissals and the "drop catch" debate 26:20 England's Test match struggles and the future of Test cricket 🏏 New episodes every week covering club cricket, wicketkeeping, batting disasters, and everything happening in the cricket world. #Cricket #ClubCricket #EnglandCricket #TestCricket #Wicketkeeper #CricketPodcast #CleanTake #VillageCricket #GMCL #CheshireCricket
May 30 · 45 min
Watching our highlights! T20 Blast and India's new GOAT
The Clean Take Episode 10 Fish is back from Thailand (where, surprisingly, there was no cricket), while Wizard's form has somehow gone from bad to worse — just 1 run across his last 3 innings. This week, we break down Fish's return to action in a T20 that earned him both maximum fines and DOTD, react to the return of the Vitality Blast, and get stuck into the latest Virat Kohli drama after his awkward exchange with Travis Head. We also look at the 15-year-old IPL sensation smashing 97 off 29 balls and share what might just be the funniest village cricket video ever uploaded to the internet. New episode every week. Follow us so you never miss one. 📲 @wizardthewicketkeeper | @fish.cricket
May 8 · 34 min
Club Cricket Drama! England's New Selector and Ben Stokes is Back!
Fish has had a haircut. Wizard has had a nightmare. 🏏Three games, three losses, 14 runs and that's not even the worst of it. A county cricketer tears Wizard's side apart, Fish's team nearly gets a win from the at the death, and a helicopter lands mid-over at a village ground. Yes, really. On the international side: England finally have a new selector in Marcus North and we've got thoughts. Plus Ben Stokes is back, two wickets and all. Send us your club cricket stories, scorecards, and chaos best one gets something special sent out.
May 2 · 44 min
What Would We Change About Club Cricket? | Ollie Robinson for England & the Worst Run Chase Ever?!
This week, Wizard & Fish are back from the first weekend of the season — match reports, wicket keeping nightmares, grown men begging for slip, and the art of convincing your missus you need to play a double header. Plus: Ben Duckett's form, the Ben Foakes bowling incident, and whether Ollie Robinson deserves an England recall. Got a scorecard, a chaos story, or a clip from your weekend? Send it in, we want to hear it.🎙️ The Clean Take Podcast, cricket from the village green to the Test arena.
April 25 · 40 min
How Did We Do In Our First Game? | Bethell, Bellingham, The Hundred vs T20 Blast
The Clean Take Episode 7 The cricket season is here and we're already arguing about everything. This week on The Clean Take Podcast, Wizard and Fish get into Jacob Bethell's IPL situation (should he come home to Warwickshire?), Jude Bellingham joining Birmingham Phoenix (his PlayCricket stats are... not great), the age-old Hundred vs T20 Blast debate, and whether the new England kits are a genuine throwback or a lazy effort from Castore. Plus club cricket is back. And we're launching the Game Week Highlights Competition - send in your scorecards, best moments, and cricket chaos for a chance to win. New episode every week. Follow us so you never miss one. 📲 @wizardthewicketkeeper | @fish.cricket
April 18 · 39 min
The Cricket Season Begins! | The Clean Take Ep.6
The season is back and The Clean Take is back with it. In Episode 6, Wizard and Fish return for the first episode of the 2025 season, and things kick off with a bang. Their two clubs went head-to-head on Saturday, and there's already drama — Wizard skipped the game for a trip to the Lakes, came back to a fine, and isn't entirely sorry about it. Fish, meanwhile, was being subbed off the gloves after 20 overs and banished to long-on in April mud. Then the debate gets serious. Are cricket teas dying? Fish thinks so — and he's got plenty to say about it. From COVID quietly killing off the tradition to leagues refusing to enforce it, they go deep on why the proper post-match spread matters and who's to blame for its decline. Plus, Wizard and Fish each share their personal targets for the 2025 season — the kind of honest, cricketer-to-cricketer chat you don't get anywhere else. Expect fines, excuses, passionate rants, and the usual club cricket chaos. Welcome back.
April 11 · 43 min
Ranking the most 'village' moments in cricket | Our targets for the season and The County Champs
Welcome back to The Clean Take Podcast! In this episode, we’re embracing the chaos of village cricket as we rank some of the most outrageously “village” moments the game has to offer — from classic mishaps to the kind of scenes you only see on a Sunday afternoon. If you’ve played club cricket, you’ll definitely recognise a few of these… We also look ahead to the season with our personal targets — what we’re aiming for this year, where we want to improve, and what would actually count as a successful campaign for us. On top of that, we chat through the opening rounds of the County Championship, discussing early standouts, key performances, and what’s already catching our attention as the season gets underway. As always, there’s a mix of cricket chat, honest opinions, and a few stories thrown in along the way. So if you’re into village cricket, County Championship action, and a bit of everything in between, this is the episode for you. Subscribe so you never miss an episode!

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