The Ball Boys

Honey Deuce and Honey Don'ts - with Reid Rohling

Join Paul and Reid for our US Open Recap show. We’re bringing you the honey dues, honey dudes, honey news, and honey feuds of the tournament. We start off with a speed round of Name that Butt and our Lobsbians including the first final ever between two game men. And yes of course the Nipplelodeon that was the Open this year. And at least one of us was ok when the girls were covered. We unpack the dominance that was Elena Rybakina and debate what Sabalenka needs to do to get back to number 1. On the men’s side, we’re still in an American drought, which might be matching the climate. But along the way we found a slew of records from the Open and we’ll be discussing them like a broken record. And we have our first democratically elected BaeTP. Unless of course someone stuffed their box.

The Bally Pardons - with Reid Rohling

Today’s show is a special one in honor of Dolly Parton. Paul is joined by tennis super fan and GRUNT member Reid Rohling as we get ready for the final slam of the year, the US Open. We play New Balls Please to probe Reid on just how gay he is for tennis. And we round up our lobsbians which straddle everything from changeover beers to men’s makeovers. We recap Cincinnati with our WKRP run down and then we turn our attention to the US Open. We debate if the Mixed Doubles really counts as a slam, we brush off our crystal balls to predict the winners and losers. And we have a special segment called Bally Pardons where we look for the silver lining in some chaotic US Open choices.

Canda Dry - with Myles David

On today’s show Paul is joined by Myles David, the creator of Tuned into Tennis as we recap the latest, greatest, and gayest in tennis. Catch up with our Lobsbians including the bizarro schedule of the National Bank Open and the proliferation of men in sports bras. And we recap all the highlights and lowlights with Up Sets, Upsets, and Upset. Plus we have a brand new case for Cross Court, where it’s Ca-Nada versus Can-Ada and we decide what needs to happen to save the fate of the tournament.

The Oh-DC, with Ivy Pochoda

Join us on an Odyssey through the tours and while we put the diss in Odysseus. Ivy Pochoda is back to flex her classical Greek muscles as we explore the Isle of Lobsbos to find the things that made us gayer for tennis. Hint, it’s everything Jelena Ostapenko is doing on social media. Plus we cover the 250s and all the new winners in That’s So Hades and we debate what puts the Ick in Icarus more - the Alcaraz cornrows or Taylor Townsend’s mixed doubles announcement for the US Open. We also talk about the Trojan Horse that could be the new genetic testing system implemented by the WTA and offer up our solution. And we play Yes Gawd where we match top players to Greek gods. You don’t want to Artemis it.

A Czech-off - with Kedzie Teller

This Wimbledon served up plenty of hits, with a few misses, and some twists and turns that kept us on the edge of our seat. We laughed, we cried, it was better than Cats. Kedzie Teller is back to break down all the action, from our Lobsbians that straddle Andy Roddick, diving divas, and Sabine Lisicki. To our tournament highlights that had us in tears whether it was Alex Eala’s chubby cheeks or Noskova’s tribute to mom or the surprising hometown hero Arthur Fery. And Jannik Sinner cements his status as the clear number 1 with another slam title, but makes us wonder if we are in a flop era for the ATP? But at least we had the pretty match between Dmitrov and Berrettini. And we play our favorite game SMASH back to help determine what will get Sabalenka her groove back before the US Open.

Bangers and Match - with Kedzie Teller

Buckle up for the most unpredictable Wimbledon in years as Paul is joined by a brand new ball boy, Kedzie Teller. Of course we start with New Balls Please, including the debut of Name that Butt. Plus we debate the pros and cons of the Serena Williams singles wild card, highlight some new entrants into the BaeTP and have our credit cards out for Jelena Ostapenko's new line of merch. And we finish up with our green-themed Wimbledon deep dive and our always reliable crystal balls. Find what seeds are bottoming out early and who is taking the crown.

Open Up - with Edward Schmit

We’re getting read and booked on the latest episode with the return of The Ball Boys Book Club! Paul is joined by Edward Schmit, author of the new gay tennis romance, The Open Era. We play New Balls Please and then dive deep into his debut novel, the steamy romance between Austin and Diego in a fresh take on rivals to lovers. From the anxiety players face, to the important relationships between players and coaches, to the way the media handles or mishandles LGBTQ+ stories this book takes us on a ride. Whet your whistle with us then pick up a copy of The Open Era wherever you buy your favorite books.

Claymaxxxed - with Matthew Coleman

The Ball Boys are back to wrap up one of the most unexpected, chaotic Grand Slams in years. Matthew Coleman joins Paul to recap the roller coaster that was Roland Garros and talking about the dangers of getting what you wish for. And it’s Pride month, a time to remember our resilience no matter the hardship or who wins the title. Also for Pride we’re switching things up our LGBTQ TWIT: L - Lobsbians and Lobsessions G - Grinds and Grass (including the return of Serena Williams) B - Births, Bad Behavior, and BaeTP T - Teen sensations making waves Q - Qross Qourt tries a new case

Clay Mascs with Matthew Coleman

Matthew Coleman is back to join Paul for a Roma recap and a preview of Roland Garros. We debate what makes someone worth stanning and argue over being an Ostapenko versus a Sinner. And with all the injured players taking time off, we rank who would make the best James Bond during their time off. Plus we have new Lobsbians that ask the question "when would you pants yourself?" and we consult our crystal balls to predict the upsets and breakthroughs for Paris.

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Red, for Fifth - with Nathan Frizzell

Buckle up for a bull ride through Madrid as Nathan Frizzell joins as guest Ball Boy. We cover all the ins and outs of Caja Magica with some Dark Magica, Magica Touch, and of course the model ball boys and girls. The ATP is red for fifth as Jannik Sinner is absolutely un-toppable collecting yet another trophy. Plus we debate just how many times a former number 1 should lose in a row before the wild cards stop and we hold space for each other as the BaeTP is hit with some clay ending injuries. And don’t miss our predictions for Rome with our always reliable Majica Balls.

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Claymates - with Zach McKenzie

On today’s show Paul is joined by Zach McKenzie from the Houston Tennis Club, OutSmart Magazine and My Gay Houston. We've got an insider’s take on the VIP treatment at the US Clay Championships, and once again worship at the altar that is the Monte Carlo Masters. And we visit the rumor mill to find out who broke up with who, who retired, and who stole who’s coach. Plus we’ve identified the Naomi Smalls of the tour, who’s wig is on backwards, and who is at risk of being stuck in the Khia Asylum. Come get caked up on clay with us.

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Marsh Madness, with Ivy Pochoda

Grab a towel and join Paul with special guest and pod favorite Ivy Pochoda as they break down the wet and wild action coming out of Miami. In honor of March Madness, we have our own Sweet 16, Elite 8, and Final 4 but Ball Boys style. We celebrate the historic wins of Sinner and Sabalenka, debate Miami versus Indian Wells, and have a new BaeTP ranking with a new leader and this tournament’s Moist Valuable Player, Arthur Fils.

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Just Deserts, an Indian Wells Recap

Today Paul is joined by hottie merch model and two time ball boy Ben Kersten to break down the latest from the desert as we’re talking all things Indian Wells. We breakdown the hottest matches, and we talk about the players matching the hottest breakdowns around the tournament. Sinner, Medvedev, Sabalenka and Rybakina just gave us one of the greatest final Sunday’s ever. Plus we have a new set of Lobsbians and a new Cross Court - opening a query into queering Sam Querey’s bracket quandary.

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Happy Endings with Tom Vellner, author of Thirty Love

We keep the love going this episode as we are joined by special guest Ball Boy, Tom Vellner, author of Thirty Love. This gay tennis romance novel comes out March 10th everywhere. We talk about the slow burn of a romance novel, the logistics of falling in love on tour, and the euphoria of queer stories where things work out in the end. We also put Tom to work and talk the latest Lobsbians from Hillary Duff’s new tennis music to Vacherot’s can’t miss post match interviews. And we cover the tantrums and hot runs that had us hot and bothered around the tour.

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Love All

On today’s show Paul is joined by Charles Conoly from the Tennis Channel and we have caught the love bug just in time for Valentine’s day. Charles shares stories from Paul’s literal dream job at the Tennis Channel and we talk about our favorite players, tennis couples and wags. Plus we cover the latest from around the tour, including a Middle East sweep from the Czech girls. Don’t miss our game where we find out what tournaments Charles would date and which ones have him swiping left. And of course we have new Lobsbians, from Pam Shrivers return to the Tennis Channel to Jack Draper's cold plunge.

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Alca-rithm Optimization - an AO Recap

Paul is joined by Matthew Coleman to cover the Australian Open from top to bottom. From Carlos Alcaraz’s record breaking run to Rybakina’s beguiling domination we’re giving our take on the first slam of the year. And something just felt a little off this year - whether it was great match ups that resulted in terrible match play, or the entire Italian team seeming to have tummy issues. We have a new BaeTP including the debut of Stan the Man plus in a shocking twist of Cross Court - Paul is taken to trial for skirting the ESPN overlords. He’s either punished or rewarded with a slice of warm apple pie and melted cheese. You be the judge!

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Two in the Bush - an AO Preview

For our preview special of the Australian Open, Paul is joined by pod mainstay Matthew Coleman to break down the action Down Under. We cover the tops and bottoms of the tour as we boomerang from Medvedev’s new title to United Cups pure entertainment. And we have our always 100% correct, backed by science, predictions of who is making runs on Rod Laver Arena and who is tumbling out of Margaret Court early. Plus a new BaeTP and Lobsbians covering everything from Tiafoe’s water bottle to Zizou Bergs’ thirsty twerking.

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Ball Drop 2026

Welcome to the new season of The Ball Boys! Paul is joined by Ivy Pochoda to break down the off season action and everything from Heated Rivalry to Venus’s wedding to the heartbreak of the Carlos Alcaraz and Juan Carlos Ferrero split. We cover the battle of the sexists - oops, sexes! And we have two new games for you. With Heated Riv-rally we’re deciding who on tour is a Shane, an Ilya, a Scott, or Kip. It’s like when we all used to argue about who was a Samantha and who was a Carrie, but hornier. And we have a round of New Yours Resolutions where we match players to resolutions, because The Ball Boys know best.

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The Second Annual Bally Awards

It's time to celebrate the outfits and outbursts, the dudes and feuds, the hot shots and low blows of the ATP and WTA tours with the Second Annual Bally Awards. Paul is joined by his Golden Globes, Matthew Coleman and Matthew Paluch to give out the most prestigious awards in niche, gay, tennis, comedy podcasting. Find out who wins awards like Best Manchild - is it Daniil Medvedev or Jelena Ostapenko? And who takes home the Lobsbian of the Year - the Laver Cup couch or the Carlos Alcaraz puppy cam. And of course we have our Golden Bally for BaeTP of the year. Don't miss the original opening song, a touching in-memoriam, and our predictions for 2026.

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Finals Fantasy

The Ball Boys put the rear in year-end with the ATP and WTA Finals. Paul is joined by media darling, Brooklyn tennis icon, and co-creator of Talk Hole, Eric Schwartau, to break down the final stops on the tour. We discuss the ASMR of tennis, debate tennis etiquette and that tainted WTA finals ceremony. Plus we cover who came out on top in 2025 between Carlos and Jannik and we have some predictions of who might be retiring and who’s taking home some big trophies in 2026. And we end with a new case in Cross Court, where the new ATP logo is put on trial in the case we’re calling “whatever happened to fun.”