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THE ABUSE HOUR

COFFEE LONG

20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.

buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

youtube.com@ABUSEHOUR

t.me/THEABUSEHOUR

We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses.

Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society.

For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard target, and disappearing into the background.

We'll analyze the source of contentious events, offer insight on the causes, effects, and unseen bad actors associated with these events, and discuss what these occurrences mean for the future.

Unlike other News and Commentary podcasts, THE ABUSE HOUR pulls no punches and tells you what's what, who's involved, who benefits, and of course, who ends up holding the bag at the end of the night.

As time permits, your ill-tempered but good-natured host, Coffee Long, will do his level best to help you laugh just so you won't cry during this train wreck we call the current year.

Brief respite from daily life in the ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICA is offered in, among other forms, occasional red-hot recipes for outstanding cocktails to stiffen the spirit and dull the pain.

Episodes are recorded in a range of exotic locations, from the Mobile Doomsday Studio, the Secret Underground Lair, and a host of soundproof hotel suites situated inconspicuously in various locales across greater metropolitan America.

This podcast is available on literally every platform where controversial content is permitted, Hunt it down, fire it up, and become part of the problem.

You can support our efforts at the link above where you can throw in a few cents or become a bigger threat to the Globalists by become part of the ABUSE HOUR GOON SQUAD for a paltry 5 bucks per month.

Ladies adore it, gentlemen respect it, and if it was put together any better you'd swear it was a PsyOp.

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  • weekly
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  • English

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  • S1 · E183
    Tuesday · 53 min

    EP183 - IN IT FOR THE COW

    A short-fuse, low-quality product, including crazy women, orange cult leaders, and European conscription. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$

  • S1 · E182
    September 5 · 58 min

    EP182 - WAGON-WHEEL JUSTICE

    Icehouse trannies, coffeehouse bathrooms, trashcan dead-drops, and Wagon-Wheels of Woe. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$

  • S1 · E181
    August 31 · 1 hr 9 min

    EP181 - JUGGERNAUT GEORGE

    Psychoactive pharmaceuticals, extra passports, AI arguments, crazy women, and founding fathers. PLUS a schizoid thumbnail if you know where to look. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$

  • S1 · E180
    August 21 · 1 hr 17 min

    EP180 - BAD GUY RISING

    EP180 - BAD GUY RISING: Overpriced prank cocktails, cougars, slow-witted diversity hires, and becoming OK with being the villain. PLUS: Some takes from Pepe Silvia! YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$

  • S1 · E179
    August 12 · 55 min

    EP179 - BURRITO LIMOUSINE

    Iran, Ramen, and American Muslim communists lead to a few thoughts on getting your house in order. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$

  • S1 · E178
    August 5 · 1 hr 7 min

    EP178 - EPISODE OF WOE

    Technically deficient with sub-standard content, but if a mindless rant on airports and Asian bar-girls is what you want, this is the episode for you. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E177
    July 25 · 59 min

    EP177 - SHNOOK BRITCHES

    More bad movies, conflict escalation, and picking out the perfect spare tire. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E176
    July 22 · 1 hr 12 min

    EP176 - BLONDE BROCCOLI

    A high-energy rant on military uniforms and who gets away with what, more humiliation, and the face that launched a thousand manhunts. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E175
    July 13 · 37 min

    EP175 - GHEY MENS CHOIR

    EP175 - GHEY MENS CHOIR: A short episode, but extra-ranting. A laugh at the recently departed, the werewolf thought process, and figuring out what kind of bar you are. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E174
    July 3 · 1 hr 6 min

    EP174 - AMERICAN HISTORY X-FACTOR

    Celebrity weddings, Brit-Bong cops, a Citizen Vigilante revisit, and a focus on empire collapse for Weimerica’s 250th. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E173
    June 28 · 1 hr 5 min

    EP173 - PANIC CLOSET

    Good scotch, bad cinema, and the subtle art of being highly suspicious of literally everyone. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E172
    June 22 · 42 min

    EP172 - GRABBLER’S PAW

    A short and unsatisfying episode with some thoughts on basketball Americans and a follow-up on not diming yourself out as the scene gets hectic in the Urban Hellscape. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E171
    June 18 · 1 hr 6 min

    EP171 - MAN-LOVE THURSDAY

    [entertainment purposes only - don’t take everything so serious, goy] A no-shit had it up-to-here episode with some how-to on phones, invaders, and diverse applications for a couple layers of Saran-wrap. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E170
    June 9 · 1 hr 3 min

    EP170 - BUSINESS TACTICAL

    News-cucked again, but some thoughts on muh-greatest ally and Iran, impending monkey-shines, and why aloha shirts ain’t so bad. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E169
    June 2 · 1 hr 15 min

    EP169 - FUNKO-MAN

    A rabbit-hole rant on the inherent tiny-hatted’ness of juice in the gym, glowies-on-parade, and more free stuff for Israel. BONUS: Pepe Silvia with some dignified sounding takes! https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E168
    May 26 · 32 min

    EP168 - REVERSE STAR TREK

    Not especially long, but not especially good. Middle East confusion, alien-posting, and a full dose of Boomer diskermination. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E167
    May 20 · 1 hr 13 min

    EP167 - DRIVING WHILE ANGRY

    A stream of semi-consciousness rant while driving through Stupid Canada. Talkin’ the joys of business travel, UXO, and not answering questions from The Man. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E166
    May 19 · 35 min

    EP166 - SOME KIND OF FOXX

    A broke-ass rushed-ass episode about Chud the Slayer and the multi-layered complexities of living in a very unserious place.

  • S1 · E165
    May 12 · 1 hr 2 min

    EP165 - TACO TRADEMARK

    A short round-the-horn followed by a lengthier discussion on the application of boozing philosophy to Nationalism. And also a margarita recipe. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

  • S1 · E164
    May 4 · 1 hr 7 min

    EP164 - HOT STACK

    A cut-rate rant about Star Wars, Iran, Mean-Time-to-Hitler, and the perfect substitute for an overpriced liqueur. PLUS: Solid pinch-hit work from Pepe Silvia. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

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