The 40k Badcast

Dan Boyd and Campbell McLaughlin

A lighter take on Warhammer 40k. We're bad at 40k, and you can, too!

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Jan 10, 2020 · 1 hr 15 min
40k Badcast 64 - This One's For The Horn Dogs
It's the first episode recorded in 2020, and the bois are back with what is probably their horniest episode ever! Dan and Cam gripe about their health, talk about feet, and lose their shit about the idea of a Regimental Ska Band. Come for the terrible Jimmy Stewart impressions, and stay for the absolutely awful sound effects! The world is a fuck! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send email! We need those WMDK questions! contact@40kbadcast.com Sign up now so you can get that sweet Andrew Lloyd Webber content you didn't know you needed! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Jan 1, 2020 · 1 hr 28 min
40k Badcast 63 - Daves to Darkness
It's the 1st day of 2020, so why not celebrate with a brand new Badcast?! This time the fellas talk when to get into a new game, 2019 and why it sucked, and what they're looking forward to in 2020! So start off the year the right way and listen to two idiots grouse about their favorite toys! Twitter is terrible, but here are some links anyways! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send email! We need those WMDK questions! contact@40kbadcast.com We can't tell you how to waste your money, but we will make it easy for you! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Dec 17, 2019 · 1 hr 33 min
40k Badcast 62 - A Nice, Long Haft
The weather outside might be frightful, but in here, the hosts truly are delightful! The fellas have returned with another straight banger where they talk speeding up your games of 40k, Adepticon registration, and what hobby hell really looks like. You better not miss this one, and remember, roll call will be taken at the beginning AND end of the episode, so make sure you listen to the whole thing! Join us on Twitter where we can watch civilization fall in real time! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send email! We need those WMDK questions! contact@40kbadcast.com We can't tell you how to waste your money, but we will make it easy for you! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Nov 22, 2019 · 1 hr 43 min
40k Badcast 61 - Campbell dumpstered his dad on his dad's birthday
We've long suspected it, but Campbell has proven to be the worst son on the podcast once and for all. In this episode, the fellas also chat about regional stone phalluses, finding balance in life and hobby, and (not surprisingly) Necromunda! They also resurrect a long-dead segment, and Discover that in addition to being a terrible son, Campbell doesn't get Billy Joel references! For shame! Liberate tu te me ex inferius: https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send email! We need those WMDK questions! contact@40kbadcast.com We can't tell you how to waste your money, but we will make it easy for you! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Nov 1, 2019 · 1 hr 39 min
40k Badcast 60 - Ignorant Grox-Fondlers
It's been 2 weeks, so the fellas are back and they're talking intensely regional delivery ice cream options, poop jokes, and, interestingly, a whole-lotta Necromunda. They also bring back the 40k Book Club with Mike Brooks' Rites of Passage! You don't want to miss this one, fuckos. If you do, the boys will know, and they'll be sad. The Washington Nationals won the World Series. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM The Washington Nationals won the World Series. contact@40kbadcast.com The Washington Nationals won the World Series. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast The Washington Nationals won the World Series. https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Oct 22, 2019 · 1 hr 23 min
40k Badcast 59 - Garbage, Air-Dropped From A Butt
Hope you're ready for some strong, uneducated opinions, because dumbass is back on the menu, boys! This time Dan and Crumbo talk about grown men moving their toys from one box to another, the Brave Little Toaster, and Dan rips in to other Raven Guard players with no provocation! They deserve it, though, trust us. Sail the seas of douchebaggery with us on Twitter dot com! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send email! We need those WMDK questions! contact@40kbadcast.com We can't tell you how to waste your money, but we will make it easy for you! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Oct 7, 2019 · 1 hr 39 min
40k Badcast 58 - It's a TOUGH LIST
Welcome back, fuckos! This time the fellas are talking inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue and the monster that crushes it, where the real pain comes from in a penitent engine, and Campbell has some interesting thoughts about how much pooping goes on at the Nova Open! This podcast sounds terrible! Why do you listen to it?! I guess you can interact with these two idiots on Twitter, but why?! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM They'll respond if you email, but it will probably just be toxic nonsense. contact@40kbadcast.com It is almost unimaginable that you would want to give them money for this, or anything else, but maybe you're playing 5-dimensional chess or some shit. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Sep 26, 2019 · 1 hr 28 min
40k Badcast 57 - The Shotgun Approach to Humor
The hell world of 2019 continues as the boys are back for their first regular episode in more than a month! They're talkin' GW's brand new marine unit: Primaris Intercoursers, making more than one joke about Slipknot, and a very long discussion about pizza, because they have about 6 brain cells between them (Dan has five of them). Also, this episode somehow clock in at under 90 minutes, so please make sure to congratulate them on their restraint. Experience existential pain with us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40kbadcast.com Waste both time and money with this one simple trick! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Put our shirts upon your corpus. https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Sep 16, 2019 · 1 hr 41 min
40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Novacast 2019
In the continued tradition of the Summer of Bullshit, the fellas are back to regale you with tales from the 2019 Nova Open! Well, one of them has tales. Anyways, join them for the ups and down of the new marine codex (there are no downs), the reappearance of a beloved character, and hear the siren's call for a drink named after war crimes! You can't miss this one! Gaze into Hell on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40kbadcast.com You're bad with money, and we're bad at podcasting: https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast It's never too late to pick a side in the eternal war between Sports and Anime. https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Aug 27, 2019 · 1 hr 39 min
40k Badcast 56 - A Rube Goldberg Machine of Misfortune
The most literate Warhammer 40,000 podcast on the planet has returned with yet another brave and handsome installment! They fellas talk grundles and when to look behind them, woods porn, and review the brand new Space Marine codex! Hot diggity! They also immediately derail the show with a discussion of crab rangoon of all things! What a couple of jokers! Please make sure to stick around after the end music for an important update about the show. Look at our minis on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40kbadcast.com Need more idiot shenanigans? Buddy, have I got the link for you. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast TWO NEW SHIRTS, FUCKOS https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Aug 9, 2019 · 2 hr 7 min
40k Badcast 55 - 75% Pizza
Who's ready for our girthiest episode yet! Thanks, new Marine Codex! The fellas briefly touch on new marines, debate the usefulness of Larry Bird on a battlefield in the 41st millennium, and do some hard hitting investigative reporting on ork dicks. So trap in, grab a loved one, and get ready to feel the rhythm, because the fellas are back, and they're not leaving for at least two hours! Stop using Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40kbadcast.com I cut out the part of the show where we talked shit about our own Patreon, but now I'm including it in the description! What's wrong with me?! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Buy some Badcast merch and show up at Nova! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Jul 29, 2019 · 1 hr 35 min
40k Badcast 54 - "I have painted quite a few ork taints in my time..."
Fuckin' get your shit together, because the yukk hucksters are back huckin' yukks, and not givin' fucks! A quick warning: the month-long absence of the 40k Badcast is explained in the first few minutes and things get heavy very quickly. After that, though, things get stupid once more! The fellas use impressive vocabulary, piss off both Italians AND Greeks, show off their impressive accent impressions, and serve up some steamin' hot Metallica takes. Feel lucky, fuckos, because the bois are BACK! Send your eyes to hell on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40kbadcast.com There are some good yukks on our Patreon, be sure to subscribe! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Summer's on the wane, but it's never too late to grab a Cult of the Swole-Armed Emperor shirt! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Jul 1, 2019 · 1 hr 46 min
40k Badcast 53 - Fulgrim's Quest for Sexual Perfection
Dan and Cam are back to basics in this extra-girthy 53rd installment! They talk managing relationships and hobbying, which Primarch couples would be extra kawaii, and Dan won't shut the fuck up about his stupid wedding. Did he throw his now-wife's instructions to not go to the Taco Bell Cantina on their wedding day out the window and enjoy the forbidden pleasures of a Baja Blast Margarita? Only time will tell! We're sure you have opinions, why not shout them into the void on Twitter? https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40kbadcast.com We just talked about AoS with a special guest in our most-recent Patreon episode! Subscribe now so you don't miss it! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Do like we say on the show and advertise your love of delayed gratification with an Edging Enthusiast T-shirt! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Jun 17, 2019 · 1 hr 23 min
40k Badcast 52 - Exploring Chaos in Non-Traditional Ways
Recall, if you can, the lyrics to that one stupid fucking Staind song, because it has indeed been a while for cha bois Deezy and Crumbles. They're very sorry about this, but life sometimes gets in the way of hamscastin'. Renew your love of the Badcast by indulging in this large and very much in charge 52nd offering! The fellas talk sandwiches, what to do when you're in a dry spell, and collaboratively discover the perfect piece of Games Workshop licensed merch! You'll be sure to want one, too, when you hear about it. So get it while it's hot, and don't forget the gravy! Tweet us pictures of your pets enjoying a warm afternoon on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40k.com I will not apologize for my "dadaist masterpiece", the 40kSMR podcast available only to Patreon Subscribers. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast It's summer, so make sure to grab a couple of Cult of the Swole-Armed Emperor tank tops! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
May 17, 2019 · 1 hr 59 min
40k Badcast 51 - Warhammer Underpants
In the aftermath of Cinco De Necro, the fellas have returned to their rightful place as rulers of the worst 40k podcast on the planet. This extra-thicc episode covers Warhammer Fest, Cinco de Necro, and the bois say a fond farewell to a certain automobile. I'd say it's ok to miss this one, but then my pants would immediately fail a blaze check. They're not the only thing that fails a blaze check around here *wink*! Watch the world burn with us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40k.com THere's good stuff in our Patreon, why don't you drop in a couple of shekels and come find out! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast The classic 40k Badcast t-shirt is perfect for any occasion! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
May 2, 2019 · 1 hr 26 min
40k Badcast 50 - The Perfect Release
You don't know it yet, but the title of this episode is an orgasm joke! Hilarious, right?! Anyways, the fellas are back with another barnstormer! They talk Big FAQ 3, Necromunda, and Dan hates on the city of Baltimore's favorite baseball team! It's deserved, trust us. So, grab a cold drink, sit on back, and let two random dinguses from the internet waste about 80 minutes of your time that you can never, ever get back! Do you hate reasoned and rational discussion? If so,m why not Twitter? https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40k.com Check out our ICP episode and much more at our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Listen, man, the 4-Armed Emperor is still the Emperor, ok? No heresy here, no way! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Apr 17, 2019 · 1 hr 36 min
40k Badcast 49 - Suck it, Listeners
That's right, listeners. The bois are back with a monster episode where they talk Jeep Wranglers, malt liquor, decide the winners of the 40k Destruction Derby, and interview our Ham Dad, Carl Tuttle. Listen, you can miss this episode if you really, really want to, but then we wouldn't be able to guarantee your mini collection's safety. You've got such a wonderful collection, too. Hate to see something happen to them. Do you feel like you don't hate the universe enough? If that's true, then might I recommend twitter dot com? https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40k.com Join more than 100 people with more money than sense! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Suns out, all 4 guns out https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/ Listen to Carl's little-known podcast here: theindependentcharacters.com
Apr 9, 2019 · 2 hr
40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2019
The bois are back in their respective towns, but have rejoined, Voltron-like, once more to detail their trials and tribulations at this year's Adepticon! They talk hangovers, gross shots, and Campbell shares exactly how many times he threw up in this xxxtra-long version of our wonderful program! You better not miss it, but if you do, there are like 500 other podcasts talking about the same fucking thing, so enjoy, I guess. Find the next great Milkshake Duck on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40k.com Sports vs. Anime, you choose! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast We sold out quicker than rooms at the Renaissance Schaumburg! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Mar 22, 2019 · 1 hr 22 min
40k Badcast 48 - The Smarch for Smacragge
So gather 'round, fuccbois, wherever you roam, And admit that the waistband around you has grown, And accept it that soon, you'll be more than big-boned, If the Chaos gods think you're worth savin'. So you better start prayin' you'll find your way home, For your limbs, they are a-changin'. DESTROY some snowflakes with FACTS and LOGIC on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40k.com Sports vs. Anime, you choose! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast Baby, buy buy buy (buy buy) https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/
Mar 15, 2019 · 1 hr 30 min
40k Badcast 47 - Unbridled Enthusiasm
Another day, another podcast where two idiots get excited about toys! Join said idiots while they discuss, Shadowspear, un-loved units, and what size sandwich is best (hint: it rhymes with trouble)! Don't miss out, or your parents will forever be disappointed in you. We just think you could do *more*, you know? Look at our baby pictures on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/brothersrm Please send us questions for WMDK! contact@40k.com Support the show, maybe! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast 2 SWOLE 2 CONTROL https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kbadcast/