The 40k Badcast

Dan Boyd and Campbell McLaughlin

A lighter take on Warhammer 40k. We're bad at 40k, and you can, too!

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Aug 29, 2024 · 1 hr 25 min
40k Badcast 155 - Live at NOVA Open 2024!
Once again the bois have returned to their ancestral homeland: the NOVA Open Tabletop Gaming Convention in beautiful Washington, DC! For whatever reason, we've been allowed to host another got dang live show, and here it is! The day after we recorded it, no less! We talk: The preview that was more of a re-view A girthy, live WMDK segment And the most salient debate of our era, wet or dry undead? Also, Dan gets grossed out by terrible novelty beer, and Campbell reveals a terrible secret hidden somewhere in his dad's house. Are there several mass "fuck you, Baltimore" chants? You'll have to listen to find out! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Aug 26, 2024 · 5 min
40k Badcast - Announcement: Badcast Live @ NOVA Open 2024!
Well, well, well. If it isn't a teaser that should have been posted last week. But someone (Dan) forgot about it. What an idiot. Can't trust that guy with anything. Anyways, the bois will indeed be back at NOVA this year, so tune in to figure out what's what!
Aug 12, 2024 · 1 hr 56 min
40k Badcast 154 - Cuddle Pit Cinco
Oh hell yeah, the Badcast bois are back! And on time this go-round! They've got sidequests, hobby PRE-gress, and an interview with dead author, Cormac McCarthy! An incredible get! Are his books good? Yes! Will they make you feel like hammered shit? Also yes! So get your coat, hat, and briefcase and hop on the 8:15 express to make sure you aren't late for this one! What the hell even is that last sentence? Shaddup already and listen! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Aug 4, 2024 · 1 hr 58 min
40k Badcast 153 - Four Swords and Seven Years Ago
Have you ever asked the question, "What Warhammer 40,000 character should run for president of the United States of America?" No? Smart, probably. But the Badcast idiots are either too brave or two stupid to avoid this particular pitfall! More topics include rawdoggin' the warp, the jobber jerk-off, red flags fly fasta, iron on every gob and a squip in every pot, and, last but not least, the jism schism. Any of that do anything for ya? No? Yeah. We get it. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Jul 16, 2024 · 1 hr 41 min
40k Badcast 152 - The Cast? Bad. The Mutants? Sad.
We could have named this episode "If I ain't truckin', I'm fuckin'" but we didn't because Rob from Goonhammer would get mad at us. And then the big fat checks would stop arriving every Friday. That's right, we make big money off of our partnership with Goonhammer! Huge money! A frankly INDECENT amount of money! We're also paid shills for Games Workshop! And official docents of the Woke Agenda! How does that make you feel?! DO YOU LIKE THAT?! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Jul 8, 2024 · 2 hr 5 min
40k Badcast 151 - Lethal Sussy Five Plussy
It's summertime, and the boys are back with an ice-cold glass of inane chatter! In this episode they discuss: chokin' and strokin', being hornus for tornus, and it happened again: Campbell said something terrible and everyone loved it. He can't keep getting away with this. So open up your gob, and get ready for the chowdah blastah, it's Badcast season, kid! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Jun 18, 2024 · 2 hr 5 min
40k Badcast 150 - Cloaca in Bio
Another day, another Blood Bowl trip report where the theme is "Dan rolls like shit". It really says something about how good the game is that he's still palying it after all these horrible dice stories. Or he has a "bad at rolling dice" kink. Who knows? Also, the fellas talk decking their dedicated transports with techpriest X-zyB1T! What the hell does that mean? Guess you're gonna have to tune in to find out! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Jun 9, 2024 · 2 hr 9 min
40k Badcast 149 - Baypilled and Crabmaxxing
You can take the boy out the bay, but you can't take the bay out the boy! This time 'round, the fellas revisit their favorite Nappy Roots song, investigate blobs of nobs, and Campbell gets his new name and title: High Marshall Wetmouth! It's just as bad as it sounds! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
May 22, 2024 · 1 hr 43 min
40k Badcast 148 - Pasta Undivided
Gawrsh, we hope you like pasta jokes and the tarantella bit. Oh you don't? Lol. Lmao, even. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
May 13, 2024 · 1 hr 55 min
40k Badcast 147 - Campbell Almost Doesn't Bring Shame to the Badcast
Episode subtitle: The 4-1-1 on going 4-1. He almost did it, gang. Campbell almost became the first ever Badcast host to win a GT. Instead, New Jersey's worst city dashed his dreams to smithereens! We're recapping Campbell's trip to the Squig City GT in Pendleton, OR, and that's pretty much it! Strap in and enjoy the Badcast, a show ostensibly about 40k, actually talk about 40k! What a world! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Apr 26, 2024 · 2 hr 9 min
40k Badcast 146 - We Hope You've Got a Cravin' for Some Ravin'!
We've said countless times (twice, probably) that "this episode is our most unhinged yet". Well, gang, this time we might actually mean it! The fellas don't even sniff the normal show segments and instead descend directly into The Discourse. But don't worry, Fact or Fanfiction didn't get left out. We know what y'all want, and we love you! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Apr 10, 2024 · 1 hr 39 min
40k Badcast 145 - Boston Creamer
Y'all are gonna find out within the first 5 minutes why we had to name it "Boston Creamer". It is also important that you know Campbell uttered the phrase, "Shout out to my boy DM for his BM!" Truly groundbreaking stuff over here. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Mar 28, 2024 · 1 hr 56 min
40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2024
Campbell and the Beef Thief are back, and this time ol' Beefy went on a lil' trip! Dan recaps Adepticon 2024 and Campbell lives vicariously. Make sure to wear ear protection for this one, gang, as the sonorous clacking of Dan's many medals might deafen you. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Mar 20, 2024 · 1 hr 58 min
40k Badcast 144 - The Monster Truck Episode
This is honestly supposed to be a Warhammer 40k podcast. How did we fuck this up so bad? Where did we go wrong? The good news is that if you like trucks, you're gonna be thrilled. The bad news is that we didn't use the soundboard even once in the entire fucking episode. Seriously, what is wrong with us? https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Mar 4, 2024 · 1 hr 38 min
40k Badcast 143 - 360 No-Think
Truly it is a grand day for a bad 'cast! This time around the fellas coin several new terms: "The Irish Good-Die", "mouth-bored", and rebrand as the Porty-k PottyCast. Does that make any sense? Does anything? Who even cares?! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Feb 18, 2024 · 1 hr 49 min
40k Badcast 142 - The International Piss Museum
Hoo boy. The fellas return after a month hiatus, and their time off has clearly addled their brains. Things immediately go off the rails as Dan demands to actually talk about Warhammer 40,000 (what?!). Then, thihngs truly get wild. Topics include: werewolf boyfriends, saying Notann to Votann, the Vorelord Titan, and various media suppositories. Additionally Campbell introduces perhaps the dumbest segment possible, and then immediately follows it up by giving Dan a glance at The World That Was. Truly unhinged. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Jan 24, 2024 · 1 hr 36 min
40k Badcast 141 - Quill-Pilled and Sleepmaxxing
Howdy friends! Dan was super sick during the recording of this show, so it appropriately went off the rails quick and pretty much stayed there. However, our two idiot hosts managed to chat about butts, faces, and a disappointing lack of gargants. Also, they randomly create the most terrifying mutant of all time and then immediately give him the dumbest name possible. Classic! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Jan 10, 2024 · 2 hr 12 min
40k Badcast 140 - "Your wood is somethin' else."
What's this?! Another Badcast?! O frabjurous day, caloo calay! In this double-wide, extra-thicc, girth-maxxed episode, Dan and Cam resolve last year's resolutions, make a bunch of new ones, and get a little silly on the way. Why is this one two hours long? Because Dan drank a 12% tallboy, that's why. Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Dec 20, 2023 · 1 hr 44 min
40k Badcast 139 - W-I-I-I-I-ZARD WEED
Could we have named this episode "Gregor Eisenbong"? Yes. Such are the rich veins of jokes you'll find here, on the 40k Badcast! Included in this totally-free, no ads episode are such other jokes like Kharn the Bogart, a discussion regarding the theoretical friendship between Trazyn the Infinite and Indiana Jones, and a whole lotta lasagna. Also, Campbell totally misreads the Irish Republican movement and Dan actually, litteraly, for real for real teaches people how to perform a gravity bong. Live! Laugh! Learn. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com
Dec 6, 2023 · 1 hr 33 min
40k Badcast 138 - Dan Plays a Lot of Blood Bowl
Hello, dear listener! This episode got cut short because Campbell had to meet a "friend" for "dinner". So mostly it's Dan talking about his experience at the 2023 Chaos Cup! But don't worry, it's still full of that piquant badcast flavor you've come to know and love. Also Dan get's Campbell with an "It's Been" which hasn't happened in months! Hell yeah! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com