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Terrible Person

Unfiltered conversations unfold between “Gary” and “Selena” as everyday observations slide into cultural commentary, media obsession, relationship dynamics, and moments that probably should have stayed private. Nothing is structured and very little is filtered.

Topics drift from movies, celebrities, and internet culture into arguments, confessions, and reactions that feel slightly too honest. Some exchanges are funny, some are uncomfortable, and some cross into territory that is occasionally highly inappropriate. 

“Gary” and “Selena” revisit disagreements, contradict themselves, escalate minor annoyances, and follow curiosity wherever it goes, without smoothing anything over. If you like sharp observations, messy honesty, and the feeling of being a fly on the wall during conversations you were never meant to hear, this is exactly that.
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  • Friday · 51 min

    The Flagstaff Subaru Ninja Incident

    Gary and Brad turn a bow hunting trip near Flagstaff into a bizarre confrontation with an angry stranger wielding a bo staff, complete with police, guns, and a lesson in why you should never bring Donatello to a gunfight. From there, things spiral...

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  • September 3 · 43 min

    The Moon Is Watching You

    Gary returns with Brad, a military veteran and former law enforcement officer, for a chaotic dive into conspiracy theories, military stories, government surveillance, and the mysteries hiding behind everyday reality. From JFK and 9/11 to Epstein,...

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  • March 23 · 37 min

    $150 at Cheesecake Factory and Now We Don’t Trust Dinosaurs

    Gary and Selena open without a formal introduction and immediately spiral into a chaotic night out that turns into a full breakdown of modern restaurant culture. After trying multiple spots in East Mesa, they land at Cheesecake Factory, where a “15...

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  • February 6 · 34 min

    Turning 40, Losing Our Cool, and Arguing About Everything

    Gary and Selena drift through everyday chaos, aging, intimacy, and irritation as a casual conversation about colors turns into reflections on turning forty, gift expectations, and the strange emotional weight attached to birthdays. They talk massages,...

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  • January 31 · 35 min

    This Wasn’t on the Forecast

    Cars piling up, flashing lights, and that sudden sense that something nearby just went wrong. Being out of town next week, missing each other, and the everyday friction of schedules and communication, including why notifications and an Apple Watch can...

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  • January 24 · 39 min

    Do You Girls Like Elevators?

    What’s the most realistic way a “dirty cop” plan would hold up in court, and why do TV writers get away with it? A movie recap turns into a long detour through The Walking Dead, Grey’s Anatomy, and what it means to be permanently tied to one iconic...

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  • January 17 · 30 min

    Enjoy What’s Left of Your Day (Happy Birthday GARY!)

    What goes through your mind in the second before you die, and is that moment worse than the pain itself? Nuclear weapons and energy warfare. The psychology of fear, and why dying instantly might be preferable to surviving what comes after.  ...

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  • January 9 · 54 min

    Counting Houses

    What’s the worst kind of workout humiliation, the kind where your expensive running shoes audibly pop like a balloon mid-treadmill, or the kind where a coach screams about your form while you try not to puke in a warehouse parking lot. A detour...

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  • January 1 · 38 min

    Ignore The Guy With The Hat

    A New Year walk turns into a loose, meandering argument about whether it is better to storm off during a fight or accidentally get lost on a dark community college campus while electric-bike teenagers circle a little too slowly. From there the...

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  • Nov 14, 2025 · 34 min

    Ryan Murphy's Lady Lawyers Pt 2

    How does a conversation start with oyster crackers meant for soup and end up as a full-scale debate about celebrity hotness rankings, fast food dessert scams, and why every online platform eventually turns into a magnet for predators. It opens with...

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  • Nov 14, 2025 · 41 min

    Ryan Murphy's Lady Lawyers Pt 1

    On this episode, terrible person covers a mix of trending news, weird stories, and everyday disasters. Topics include Kim Kardashian reportedly failing the bar exam, the most commonly missed warning signs of dementia, and Trailer Park Boys actor Mike...

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  • Nov 7, 2025 · 38 min

    Wet Ass Pizza Pt 1

    "Gary" and "Selena" spiral through awkward vape shop encounters, Comic-Con chaos, and how close things came to going very wrong at a convention tied to Power Rangers lore. The conversation jumps from cosplay weapons and near-death moments into...

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  • Nov 7, 2025 · 35 min

    Wet Ass Pizza Pt 2

    How does a conversation start with a Silence of the Lambs quote hunt and end with an extremely detailed review of a bathroom upgrade that becomes a full debate about the physics of aiming, the ethics of “priming,” and what qualifies as a peanut-butter...

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  • Oct 31, 2025 · 31 min

    One Eye Bob Pt 2

    Do pop stars age out of relevance overnight, or does the culture just decide it is bored all at once. A casual opener about Sabrina Carpenter versus Taylor Swift turns into a broader teardown of pop star energy, homeschool vibes, relationship...

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  • Oct 31, 2025 · 35 min

    One Eye Bob Pt 1

    What happens when a month off turns into a loose, spiraling reentry full of tech indecision, pop culture resentment, and deeply specific grievances that have been waiting patiently to come out. It starts with a deceptively simple question about buying...

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  • Sep 28, 2025 · 48 min

    Let Them (FREE EPISODE ONLY)

    What starts as a casual “free episode” immediately turns into a long spiral about modern TV pacing, cultural burnout, and why nothing can just come out all at once anymore. Streaming shows get put on trial, from the surprising strength of Wednesday to...

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  • Sep 14, 2025 · 45 min

    P.T. So Delicious

    A free-flowing conversation moves from pop culture curiosity into heavier cultural reflection, starting with skepticism around celebrity-centered documentaries and how obsession gets packaged as storytelling. Current events cast a shadow over the...

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  • Sep 6, 2025 · 40 min

    Ambushed for Content Pt 2

    A conversation that starts with everyday background noise and drifts straight into modern paranoia. Surveillance cameras, license plate readers, and how easily movement data is tracked without anyone noticing. A deep dive into rehab and sober-living...

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  • Sep 6, 2025 · 32 min

    Ambushed for Content Pt 1 (w/ Johnjay Van Es)

    A loose, chaotic hang that starts with food talk and pop culture burnout before spiraling into celebrity obsession, oversaturation, and how fame rewires the way people talk about relationships. A surprise phone call turns into a long catch-up covering...

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  • Aug 30, 2025 · 1 hr

    Haunted Museums & Blue Men (Premium Only - Vegas Recap)

    A Vegas recap that quickly turns into sensory overload. Endless casinos that all feel like malls, overpriced food, resort fees, and the strange exhaustion that comes from never actually being outside. From there it escalates into haunted museums,...

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