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Temporal Culture War

Clayton Ashley and Mattie Lubchansky

Mattie Lubchansky and Clayton Ashley figure out what the hell was going on in culture in the early 2000s while they wade through episodes of Star Trek: Enterprise

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  • S1 · E61
    Tuesday · 48 min

    Kago Comes in HOT

    We're back to our usual programming this week with episode 2, episode 25 "Bounty"! We talked about May 14, 2003 last episode so it's just a lot of KAGO talk! Man we love Kago. More Kago!

  • S1 · E60
    September 22 · 39 min

    Pacey's Choice

    This week, Mattie and Clayton cover the tearful finale, season 6 episode 24 "...Must Come to an End," and the week of May 14, 2003. WHO will Joey choose: Dawson or Pacey? After six long seasons, we finally get some answers. Wouldn't it be SO wild if we were supposed to be covering a different show that aired the exact same night, but that episode was SO stupid and bad and out of even the dumb bad show's stupid canon that we couldn't even bring ourselves to cover it? Wouldn't that be so kooky. If that WERE the case I bet we'd resume covering that show on the next episode.

  • S1 · E59
    September 8 · 52 min

    [Robot voice} Continuity ERROR

    This week, we're talking season 2, episode 23 of Enterprise, "Regeneration," and the week of May 7, 2003.

  • S1 · E58
    August 25 · 58 min

    I Heard You Guys (Gender-Neutral) Like Gender

    This week, we're talking about season 2, Episode 22 "Cogenitor" and the week of April 30, 2002. Trip decides to become a feminist but for new kind of gender. Phlox does an IQ test. Malcom gets soooooo horny.

  • S1 · E57
    August 11 · 49 min

    Travis DIED For You!

    This week, Clayton and Mattie watch Season 2, Episode 21 "The Breach" (Mattie's rating: 1 Fart Noise) and the week of April 23, 2003 (infinity farts)

  • S1 · E56
    July 28 · 1 hr

    "Hey, Travis!" [APPLAUSE]

    All aboard to our dinky little ship that sucks ass! This week, Mattie and Clayton watch season 2, episode 20 "Horizon," and the week of April 16, 2003. Travis goes home! We remember some sports teams! Etc!

  • S1 · E55
    July 22 · 10 min

    PREVIEW: THE CORE (2003)

    Mattie and Clayton have a great time blasting to the center of the earth with Delroy Lindo and co. Listen to the whole thing over on The Patreon! https://temporalculturewar.com

  • S1 · E54
    July 14 · 51 min

    GREAT Ridgework.

    This week, Mattie and Clayton talk about Season 2, Episode 19 "Judgement," and the week of April 9, 2003. We did it folks! We hit (sort of) A Rashomon. Now get in the trial tube (?) and let's hear your story. Head on over to our Patreon and for a couple bucks a month you can hear us talk about THE CORE (2003) very soon!

  • S1 · E53
    June 30 · 1 hr 10 min

    Delroy Windows

    You guys ever try this BREAD shit? It ROCKS! Wow. God. Anyway, this week it's season 2, episode 18 "The Crossing" and the week of April 2, 2003.

  • S1 · E52
    June 16 · 53 min

    The Adventures of Disgusting Faceman

    This week, we're talking Season 2, Episode 17 "Canamar," and the week of February 26, 2003. Sorry I'm writing the description here and I keep thinking about the one guy's face. It's really awful. Just a lot of little danglies. Hop on the TCW patreon for an extra episode for just a buck!

  • S1 · E50
    May 28 · 11 min

    PREVIEW: Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)

    Somehow, a Star Trek movie with Tom Hardy and Ron Perlman as baddies is probably one of the worst Star Trek movie ever made. Feels hard to do on purpose. Head on over to the Patreon to listen to this one! Just a buck a month for a bonus episode. temporalculturewar.com !

  • S1 · E49
    May 19 · 51 min

    Polyamorous Ground Forces

    This week we are talking about Season 2, Episode 15, "Cease Fire" and the week of February 12, 2003! SHRAN IS BACK! SHRAN!!!! This time he brought a mean lady.

  • S1 · E48
    May 5 · 1 hr

    Take Phlox's Wife, Please!

    This week, Clayton and Mattie watch Season 2, Episode 14 "Stigma," and talk about the week that was on February 5, 2003. A wild thing happens this week, which is that the episode is pretty good and its A- and B-plots tied together? Also, it turns out that Denobulans have invented HIGHLY hierarchical polyamory.

  • S1 · E47
    April 21 · 1 hr 1 min

    Trip and Zho'Kaan, When the Episode Aired

    This week Clayton and Mattie talk about a bunch of what happened over the winter of 2002-2003, and the thirteenth episode of season 2, "Dawn." Trip is stranded on a planet with some guy! We hope he's not extremely weird! get on the TCW Patreon for an extra movie every month!

  • S1 · E46
    April 10 · 10 min

    PREVIEW: EQUILIBRIUM (2002)

    In the near future, freedom...is a thing of the past. For this month's Bonus episode, we tackle Christian Bale's if-nobody-is-allowed-to-emote-only-criminals-will-have-emotions movie, EQUILIBRIUM! Mattie has an old DVD that did not work but we persevered without its TWO (!) commentary tracks. Hop into your perfectly painted on the inside for some reason Oldsmobile. Let's go. This is a PREVIEW! Head on over to our Patreon to listen to the whole thing. Just a buck a month!

  • S1 · E45
    April 7 · 1 hr 7 min

    Too Sexy For This Episode of Star Trek: Enterprise

    This week we're talking about season 2, episode 12 "The Catwalk" and the week of December 18, 2002. Another one that gets soooooo close. They almost know how to write a TV show. We swear. Hey if you happen to be in London, come see Mattie's other podcast do a live show? https://linktr.ee/nogodsnomayors

  • S1 · E44
    March 24 · 57 min

    Wait, Is That Padma?

    This week we are watching season 2, episode 11 "Precious Cargo" and the week(s) of December 4th and 11th, 2002. The music? BAD! This episode? Bad! Padma Lakshmi? Hot!

  • S1 · E43
    March 10 · 1 hr 7 min

    Go To Sleep, Sleepy Girl. It's Sleepytime.

    This we're talking about Season 2, Episode 8 "Vanishing Point," and the week of November 27, 2002! It's sort of a TCW After Dark edition so we are maybe a little insane. It's fine! Just like this episode.

  • S1 · E42
    February 24 · 54 min

    T'Bottle Episode

    Say it. It feels good to say. This week: Season 2, Episode 9 "Singularity" and the week of November 20, 2002! Weirdly: A good episode of the show Star Trek Enterprise? Weird! Pull up your chair (which needs to be fixed by the way) and get really, really, really, really, really really locked in for some reason.

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