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Stop Watering Dead Flowers

Ever replayed a moment from ten years ago and still cringed? Welcome to Stop Watering Dead Flowers - the podcast for anyone haunted by their worst decisions, awkward encounters, and facepalm-worthy life chapters. Each week, we dive into the messy, hilarious, and painfully human stories we wish we could forget—and learn how to finally release the grip they have on us. Through comedic conversations, non-expert insights, and a whole lot of compassion, we’re rewriting the narrative on regret. It’s time to forgive yourself, laugh a little, and stop watering those dead flowers! With Chris Forbes.

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  • August 17 · 1 hr 2 min

    Jay Lafferty

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26We're joined this week by fantastic comedian and dear friend Jay Lafferty! Despite Jay's claims, you can see her this year at the Edinburgh Fringe from the 21st to the 23rd with her WIP show Playback!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • August 3 · 31 min

    Anna Campbell Jones

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26This week we're joined by TV's Anna Campbell Jones!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • July 27 · 42 min

    Robin Grainger

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26Before his Edinburgh Fringe run, we have the fantastic Robin Grainger in the garden!Tickets for his show Lemonade are on sale now: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/robin-grainger-lemonadeWant to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • July 20 · 1 hr 3 min

    Jo Caulfield

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26Ahead of her Scottish tour, the wonderful Jo Caulfield is in the garden this week! See her on tour at jocaulfield.com/live/Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • July 13 · 52 min

    Fred MacAulay

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26We're joined by the legend that is Fred Macaulay this week!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • July 6 · 48 min

    Elaine Malcolmson

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26We are so lucky to be joined this week by comedian, star of Soft Border Patrol and all around wonderful person Elaine Malcomson.(Unfortunately to due technical difficulties with the microphones the audio is not up to the usual standard, we do apologise)Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • July 5 · 56 min

    Mark Dallas

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26This week we're joined by the mastermind behind Insane Championship Wrestling, Mark Dallas!Be sure to check out @HeavyGoodPodcast with Mark, Rob Bryson and former guest Neil Bratchpiece.Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • June 22 · 47 min

    Chris Rutter

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • June 15 · 54 min

    Matthew Gallagher

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26 Look out, Matthew Gallagher's in the garden this week! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • June 8 · 1 hr 26 min

    50th Episode LIVE with Paul Black, Eva Peroni & Tom Stade

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26It's our very first LIVE episode of Stop Watering Dead Flowers with special guests Paul Black, Eva Peroni and Tom Stade! Recorded 20th March at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow. Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • June 1 · 44 min

    Josh McDonald

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26Gladiators 2026 champion Josh McDonald is in the garden today!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • May 25 · 35 min

    Jonathan Watson

    This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26 This week we're chatting to star of Only An Excuse and Two Doors Down Jonathan Watson!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • May 18 · 37 min

    Michael Redmond

    Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.ukThis week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Get 20% off with the offer code CF26This week we're chatting to comedy legend and Father Stone himself, it's Michael Redmond!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • May 11 · 28 min

    Beth Knight

    Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.ukWe're joined in the garden by comedian and artist Beth Knight!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • May 4 · 49 min

    Zara Gladman

    Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.ukWe're joined this week by the one and only West End Mum herself Zara Gladman!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • April 27 · 53 min

    Ryan Cullen

    Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.ukWe've got Ryan Cullen in the garden this week!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • April 20 · 50 min

    Kai Humphries

    Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.ukWe're joined this week by the fantastic Kai Humphries!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • April 13 · 51 min

    Eleanor Morton

    Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.uk Joining us in the garden this week is comedian and author Eleanor Morton!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

  • April 6 · 53 min

    Daniel Petrie

    This episode is brought to you by VIRR STAIG clothing. Get 15% off at virrstaig.com with the discount code SWDF2026 This week we've booked an appointment with Daniel Petrie! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers

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