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Steven He

Steven He

Mastermind sketch creator Steven He is taking over Spotify to visually diagnose your life choices, break down elite disappointment, and deliver non-stop comedy. Hit play to watch.

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  • a few times a week
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  • English

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  • Today · 5 min

    How Minecraft Made Chicken Jockey

    Steven introduces a Minecraft movie featuring a chicken jockey. He then plans a spinoff film starring Dwayne Johnson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Wednesday · 4 min

    When a Movie has 40 Main Characters

    Steven attempts to write a movie script featuring forty main characters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 28 · 5 min

    Gorilla VS 100 Asians

    Steven faces a gorilla armed with a legendary slipper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 25 · 6 min

    If John Wick Was Asian

    Thieves steal money from a shoebox under a mattress. Steven warns that the victim is the legendary John Walk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 23 · 5 min

    If Squid Game Was American

    Steven commentates an American version of Squid Game with commercial sponsors and cheerleaders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 21 · 5 min

    If Superman Was Asian

    Steven gets roasted by his parents from Krypton for failing math despite having superpowers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 18 · 5 min

    When you find your new favorite game

    Steven introduces his dad to Marvel Mystic Mayhem. His dad builds tactical teams and stays up playing until 2:00 a.m. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 16 · 8 min

    The OTHER Saja Boys

    Steven forms a K-pop band to take over mankind and harvest souls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 14 · 8 min

    How Asians Fight for the Bill

    Steven fights over who gets to pay the restaurant bill. Every card and payment method gets rejected. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 11 · 9 min

    If John Wick Was Asian 2

    Steven plays operative John Walk. Walk faces armed guards to stop a dangerous weapon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 7 · 23 min

    If 007 was Asian

    Steven plays a secret agent on a mission to intercept a syndicate device. He teams up with Agent Seven to confront the Cobra. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 4 · 5 min

    If RPGs were Asian

    Steven gives his dad a tour of an RPG. They test out kung fu moves and Qinggong flying abilities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 2 · 38 min

    If 007 was Asian 2

    Steven takes on secret missions to track a mercenary and stop a crypto scam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 30 · 5 min

    Types of Gamers in FPS

    Steven parodies different types of FPS gamers, from hoarders collecting random loot to players with excuses for missed shots. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 21 · 8 min

    If John Wick Was Asian 2

    Up against 20 armed guards and a rival assassin sent to "kill the Boogeyman," Agent John Walk must fight his way to the penthouse to secure the Anarchy Siren System. Watch Steven He take down henchmen using pure Asian dad combat logic, slipper tactics, and zero mercy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 18 · 6 min

    If John Wick Was Asian

    They didn’t just rob him—they wore shoes on his carpet. Steven He stars as John Walk, a legendary hitman who disciplined three men with off-brand Adidas and cooks minute rice in 59 seconds. Watch Steven unleash ultimate Asian dad vengeance in this full video episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 16 · 33 min

    If 007 was Asian 2

    Agent 008 (Steven He) is back—and this time he's taking on a massive crypto scam. But when a high-tech espionage operation gets derailed by budget cuts, aggressive bargaining, and tech support chaos, Steven has to save the world his own way. Watch Agent 008 unleash ultimate Asian dad tactics to shut down a criminal empire. CAST: James Bao: Steven He MI88 Boss: ‪@StellaChuu‬ MI88 Technician: ‪@Thechrisbarnett‬ Tony Crypto: ‪@Thechrisbarnett‬ Marco: Ryan Padilla Italian Pro Hacker: ‪@BroScienceLife‬ Pedestrian 1: Kate Drohan Pedestrian 2: Mattie Oliver penguinz0:‪@penguinz0‬ Valet: ‪@LyannaKea‬ CEO:‪@LonnieIIV‬ Executive Producer: Steven He Director: Steven He Produced by Richard Avis / @producer.richard DP: Danny Valdez 1st AC: Rose Kwong GAFFER: Kyle Keller GRIP: Roberto Litvinchuk GRIP: Alex Ojeda SOUND: Megan L. PROD. DESIGN: Jefred Marcelo ILLUSTRATIONS: Samantha Warren Set Dresser: Amauri Segoviano Stunts: Daniel Ma Ast. Steven: America Olmedo Wardrobe: Grace Walsh MAKEUP: Faina Rudshteyn CATERING: PrepXPerformance Associate Prod.: AJ Nubla POST: Editors: Steven He, Megan L. VFX: ‪@flckrbot‬,‪@lloydriceman‬ SFX: Sam Durkin, Megan L. Original soundtrack composed by ‪@megan_l_yt‬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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