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John Rain

The award nominated film podcast that does a bit of everything.


One of Esquire's 38 Best Comedy Podcasts Around.


Hosted by John Rain. 


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • 43 episodes
  • Avg 1 hr 31 min
  • English
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  • S8 · E58
    Monday · 1 hr 17 min

    THE BOYS IN BLUE with Paul Litchfield

    This week we’ll be seeing what happens when you put the long arm into Little Botham. Will the results be part of the Cannon, or will they end up a major Balls up? Yes, it’s The Boys in Blue And joining me to have a John put a lamp up on his flagpole is Paul Litchfield Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E57
    Saturday · 1 hr 20 min

    GHOSTWATCH with Simon Love

    Today we’ll be going live in order to find out what on earth possessed the BBC to make a show about a celebrity trapped in a house with a deranged maniac a full decade before Celebrity Big Brother thought of it. Yes, it’s Ghost Watch And joining me to tap three times on the ceiling if he’s haunted, twice on the pipes if the answer is no, is Simon Love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E56
    October 30 · 1 hr 14 min

    CARRY ON SCREAMING with Paul Litchfield and Dan Thomas

    Today we’ll be finding out what happens when you go hanging about in the woods at the wrong time. The toilet gets blocked, the wife goes hard and you lose a finger. Yes, it’s Carry on Screaming. And joining me to go down to the cellar to clean the dust and wax off in the dark is Dan Thomas and Paul Litchfield. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E55
    October 29 · 1 hr 16 min

    THE LOST BOYS with Kate McCabe

    Today we’ll be heading to the Murder Capital of the world to find out just what happens when you CROSS the wrong youths. There’ll be flying, dying, Frogs and dogs as Santa Carla plays host to a group of guys that really suck. Yes it’s The Lost Boys. And joining me to grab a bite, that she assures me are just noodles, is Kate McCabe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E54
    October 28 · 1 hr 30 min

    A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET with Steve Hall

    Today we’ll be meeting the man of your dreams! Good news: He’s got a great sense of humour, has his own place, loves kids and adores fingering. Bad news: He’s bald, mean spirited, loves kids a bit too much, and has claws for a hand. Yes, it’s A Nightmare on Elm Street. Joining me to get ready for Freddy is Steve Hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E53
    October 27 · 1 hr 16 min

    FROM BEYOND with Dan Thomas and Dr. Dean Burnett

    Today we’ll be gathering all of our facilities and coming to our senses as we seek the ultimate in pleasure, gloop and bafflement. Yes, it’s From Beyond. Joining me to sellotape a sausage to our foreheads is award-winning Welshman Dan Thomas, and Dr. Dean Burnett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E52
    October 26 · 1 hr 24 min

    10 RILLINGTON PLACE with Karl Coppack

    Today we’ll be going back into the past in order to visit a genuine house of horrors. Yes, it’s 10 Rillington Place. Joining me to sort the fact from the fiction is Karl Coppack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E51
    October 24 · 1 hr 24 min

    NIGHT OF THE DEMON with Toby Hadoke

    Today we’ll be playing the deadliest game of pass the parcel ever, and wandering around in the woods in order to find out just what is coming from the trees. Yes, it’s Night of the Demon. Joining me to find out what Mr. Meek will inherit is Toby Hadoke. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E50
    October 23 · 1 hr 15 min

    EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC with Dr. Dean Burnett and Dan Thomas

    Today we’ll be finding out if too much exorcise is bad for you, and how you should never drink when you’re riding a locust. Yes, it’s Exorcist II: The Heretic. Joining me for a day out at the Pazuzu is Dr. Dean Burnett and Dan Thomas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E49
    October 22 · 1 hr 43 min

    FRIDAY THE 13th PART 3D with Tom Crowley

    Today we’ll be heading to Crystal Lake to find out just why you shouldn’t go into the woods when there are not one, but three dimensions of terror! Yes, it’s Friday the 13th Part 3D Joining me to find out why being a jerk is better than being a nothing is Tom Crowley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E48
    October 21 · 1 hr 3 min

    DRACULA AD 1972 with Ashley Blaker

    Welcome to another Halloween Special! Today we’ll be finding out if vampires hold a grudge after one hundred years, or if the stakes are just too low. Yes, it’s Dracula AD 1972 And joining me to leave the party before the fuzz get there is Ashley Blaker. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E47
    October 20 · 1 hr 1 min

    THE VAULT OF HORROR with Anna Savory

    Today we’ll be talking about the ART of dreams. So fix yourself a NEAT drink as you get ROPED in to hear all about the GRAVEST nightmares that hopefully don’t SUCK. Yes, it’s The Vault of Horror Joining me to explain why she can’t do anything neatly is Anna Savory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E45
    October 19 · 1 hr 37 min

    RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE with Tom Neenan

    Today we’ll be heading behind the walls of Racoon City to find out why in this world of adventures not everyone is so keen to ride the nemesis. Yes, it’s Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Joining me to throw a match at a gas leak that doesn’t work and just goes out, is Tom Neenan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E45
    October 18 · 1 hr 25 min

    FRIGHT NIGHT with Dan Tetsell

    Today we’ll be grabbing our binoculars, blessing our water, spying on the neighbours and hoping they don’t get too cross as we aim to find out what big stiffs they are keeping down in the dark. Yes it’s Fright Night And as we’ll be talking about the biggest DILF vampire in cinema history, it’s only fitting that I’m joined by Dan Tetsell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E44
    October 11 · 1 hr 23 min

    GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROAD STREET with Simon Love

    This week we’ll be going behind the scenes in the music industry to take a warts-and-all look at the day in the life of a proper pop star. We’ll meet Tom, Harry, and everyone will sadly end up looking like a bit of a d*ck. Yes, it’s Give My Regards to Broad Street Joining me to try and earn a Big Bob is Simon Love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E43
    October 4 · 1 hr 19 min

    ROBOCOP 2 with Paul Litchfield

    This week we’ll be heading back to old Detroit to fight crime and corporate meddling. We’ll find out that the kids are not alright and just what really happens when the police go on strike. Will it put noses out of joint? And if so who will picket? Yes it’s Robocop 2 Joining me to get Kane’d on Nuke is Paul Litchfield Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E42
    September 27 · 2 hr 39 min

    THE LONE RANGER with Jack Bernhardt

    This week we’ll be going full Tonto, saddling up and heading back to the Old West to find out what happens when you have a dead crow in a silver mine, and end up with serious reservations about your mate’s new outfit. Yes it’s The Lone Ranger. Joining me to pull a train on an old bird is Jack Bernhardt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E41
    September 20 · 1 hr 48 min

    DIE HARD 4 with Paul Gannon

    This week we’ll be going in through the back door in order to keep you in the dark and set off your waterworks. Yes, it’s DIE HARD 4.0, or LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, depending on your area. Joining me to be THAT GUY is Paul Gannon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E40
    September 13 · 1 hr 31 min

    GREASE with Simon Love

    This week we’ll be slicking back our hair, sewing ourselves into our trousers, and jumping behind the wheel of a massive car to head back to the happy days of 1958. A time when men and women could enter a school in their mid 30s and not worry about being confronted on Tik Tok by a nonce hunter. Yes, it’s Grease. Joining me to make the chicks cream is Simon Love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S8 · E39
    September 6 · 1 hr 11 min

    COMMANDO with Ashley Blaker and Steve Hall

    This week we’ll be loading up on guns and bringing friends, in order to let off some steam and take part in the most extreme version of bring your daughter to work day. Yes, it’s Commando And joining me to eat Green Berets for breakfast is Ashley Blaker and Steve Hall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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