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Show and Tell

Katie 'Monty' Dimond

You know when you're in earshot of a juicy convo between friends and you can't stop listening? That's Show + Tell. Monty and Mel are best mates sharing the ups and downs of life with zero filter, loads of laughs and a relatability that'll make you feel understood like never before.

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S4 · E635
Wednesday · 22 min
Attention Span Boot Camp
This week, we kick off with a very permanent mother/child bonding activity for Mel and her daughter, Mel shares her embarrassing tattoo regret, and Monty's annoyed about having to plan an end of kids' footy season task for the 700th year running. We also chat about the joys of beading, and why we're giving 'attention span maxxing' a crack. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E634
August 19 · 29 min
We Can't Look Away from Lindsay Clancy
*This episode discusses suicide, filicide, and psychosis. This week, we talk about the horrifically complicated trial of Lindsay Clancy, and the uncomfortable reality of how declining mental health doesn't always present the way we expect. We also talk about our new friend Kate Beckinsale, Monty tells us about her son's unconventional school camp, we reminisce about our own school camp days, and whether teachers really are getting up to mischief when the lights go out like we thought. There's also Chopper, prison, and we ponder the very realistic and important question of who would play us in a movie? Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E633
August 17 · 14 min
Gloriously simple skin care routine for you!
We sat down and had a chat with a real-life Doctor of Skinnnn (also known as a dermatologist). Her name is Dr Eshini Perera, and she is delightful and full to the brim with skincare knowledge. We asked her all about what to do with our peri skin, and she broke down a super simple, stupid skincare routine for all of us. This episode is brought to you by La Roche-Posay's NEW Mela B3 Double Dose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E632
August 12 · 23 min
Headphones HIGHLY Recommended
WARNING: Most of our episodes aren't really appropriate for young ears, but a heads-up that this one is DEFINITELY not. This week, Monty tells us about the upcoming holiday that will leave 3/4 of her family disappointed, her plans to take the Byron Bay wedding industry by storm, and Mel floats two of her self-declared 'amazing ideas' involving cake, and porn. But not together. We hear some classic Dolly Doctor questions from back in the day, and one of them takes us straight to the gates of blowjob city, where dentists, major illness, and a classic porno with perhaps the greatest storyline ever, all feature. Enjoy! 😂 Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E631
August 5 · 24 min
Can Men and Women Ever Be 'Just Friends?'
This week, we kick off with the recent speculation around Ariana Grande's health, and the discomfort of whether we should be talking about it at all. Monty tells us about the rapper who claims to get exactly ZERO hours sleep at night, and Mel shares a clip that pissed her off and Insta, and we dissect our thoughts about it and ask - can men and women ever really be just friends? Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E630
July 29 · 22 min
Control Freaks
This week, we kick off with the clothing item several high profile men have been getting out and about in, why we love Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz, and the weirdly deceptive world of AI. Mel's daughter recently turned 18, and the control freak in her is struggling with a particular element of the upcoming party planning. There's also drinking culture, rigid thinking, and Monty shares another tear jerker poem about motherhood and letting go. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E629
July 22 · 22 min
Yearning for Erling
This week, we kick off with our highlight of the week courtesy of our close personal friend Amy Schumer. We talk about the fashion and beauty trends we’re not into, droopy eyelids, flirting with botox, and low-bar efforts in personal appearance. Aunty Kez drops in for a chat about the soccer star who is taking over our Instagram feeds, and tells us exactly why he’s a walking green flag of a man. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S1 · E628
July 15 · 20 min
I Drove All Night Is Not Alright
This week, we kick off with a relatable list of why we'd never survive reality TV, a fake tan hack that works and serious beach bravery. Monty challenges Mel to a game that reveals some creepy lyrics, a few bits of trivia, and a reminisce about high school debs that reveals an awkward friendship confession. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E637
July 8 · 25 min
Squats and a Snot Block
This week, an attempt to get more movement in backfires on one of us, and the other has lost her exercise mojo for her go-to staple. Mel calls herself out on some judgemental (and ageist) thoughts on a recent fashion choice from queen Madonna, and we giggle over her fabulous NSFW bathroom knick knack collection. Monty’s in the depths of a retro food obsession, has found love with her new kitchen appliance, and a question about marine biology sends us down memory lane, leading us to a VERY nostalgic recycling campaign. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E636
July 1 · 21 min
Aunty Kez in the hot seat
Mel is having one more week off, so I roped one of my besties, Aunty Kez, into the hot seat. We chat about THAT Lenny Kravitz incident, Kendall Jenner getting a sauso roll from our local bakery, and a TV and podcast recommendation you'll love. Mel will be back next week. Monty xx Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E635
June 25 · 7 min
Voice memo power pod
Helllllo! Just me flying solo recording a voice memo in my living room to let you know we are sorry we couldn't do a proper pod this week but I also have the riveting goss on Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenners cafe order. You are welcome. Chat more next week, Monty xxx Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E634
June 17 · 24 min
Heavy Sesh
This week is all about love, grief, holding on, letting go, and the bittersweetness of motherhood. ♥️ Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S5 · E633
June 10 · 26 min
A Very Cringey Conundrum
This week, Monty kicks us off with an innocent, but NQR-sounding observation she made at her son's recent footy game that we both agree would sound VERY different if it came from a man. We also caht Kylie Minogue, Off-Campus and welcome back our beloved Aunty Kez, who needs advice with a conundrum that will leave you cringing hard. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E632
June 3 · 31 min
That's So Rock n Roll
This week, we kick off with a conversation about day clothes vs bed clothes, and a text messaging conspiracy theory. There’s also things that are embarrassing for no reason, some new additions to the anti-bucket list, and things people do that are very rock n roll. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E631
May 27 · 25 min
Don't Forget Your Toothbrush
This week, we talk comfort shows, ponder whether good coin trumps job satisfaction, and find common ground with our new best mate, Kylie Jenner. Monty tells us about her questionable new skincare routine, Mel is taking medical advice from Insta, we're both smashing supplements, one of us is fibremaxxing, and the other one's partner committed the ultimate betrayal. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E630
May 20 · 24 min
Playdate Etiquette
This week, Monty’s rocking a new playlist to help with her insomnia, and it features a 90’s icon we haven’t heard about it YONKS, and it reminds Mel of a weirdly specific genre of music we’d almost forgotten about. Monty tells us about having to do the worst job at her son’s footy match, and we manage to simultaneously sing the praises AND shit-can parents at junior sport. Monty’s little boy Otie had his first in-house playdate, and she asks whether the ‘activity’ she almost suggested was weird or not, and Mel finishes us off with two diabolical confessions from some very large piece of shit humans. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S4 · E629
May 13 · 27 min
The Loveogy
This week, we're talking about the joy of team sports, Lena Dunham's new book and why the Michael Jackson movie feels NQR to us. There's also the new 'maxxing' trend that is so dumb we can't quite believe it, chest hair is hot again, the sad and brave death of James Valentine, and Mel delivers Monty's eulogy aka 'loveogy'. Enjoy. Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S5 · E628
April 29 · 22 min
Mel's Big Farewell
This week, we kick off with the lost art of the ad jingle and remember a Victorian horticulture icon. Mel shares some questions that are meant to take your first date to the next level, but we disrespectfully disagree. And as promised, Monty shares the eulogy she's written for Mel, and it does not disappoint. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S5 · E627
April 22 · 29 min
Flowmaxxing
This week, Monty’s been searching for the path out of peri hell, Mel wants to make the classic nervous breakdown great again, and we chat about Lamar Odom’s new doco and the disease of addiction. We also talk about Clavicular, looksmaxxing, and the (perhaps unfair and a bit sexist) turn-off of over-groomed men, pain and the brain, flow states and Monty tells us about the night the universe decided to fuck her up. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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S5 · E626
April 15 · 21 min
Double the Fun
This week, Monty’s been listening to 90’s mega mixes again, and she tells us about the time she auditioned for a gig as a Channel V VJ. Mel shares her terrible sleep habits, and the recent rabbit hole she went down about an OnlyFans creator with a dual reproductive system, and an affiliated fascinating pregnancy story. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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