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Martyrs - S17 E133

Welcome to episode 3 of our “After Death” season on Shoot the Hostage, where Sarah continues her reign of terror by making Dan watch the single film, she engineered this entire eight-film run around: Pascal Laugier’s 2008 psychological horror, Martyrs. (Content Warning: Contains frank discussions of extreme cinematic violence, abuse, and self-harm). For cinephiles and sickos scouring the feeds for podcasts covering horror films, 2000s horror, and deeply disturbing films, Martyrs remains the undisputed monolith of French extreme horror cinema. But where does it sit in the fiery debate of French torture porn vs extreme cinema? Rather the wallowing in the empty shock value, this keystone of new French extremity movies wields genuine cinematic craft to dissect cyclical trauma, bodily sacrifice, and the limits of human suffering. We unpack the ferocious lead performances of Mylène Jampanoï (Lucie) and Morjana Alaoui (Anna), debate whether Laugier’s apparent reckless on-set methods make him a bit of a turd, and ask the question: is this film about the predatory upper-tier class system or just a metaphor for Elon Musk running a subterranean think-tank on hummus smoothies to solve cosmic existentialism? Big credit to our mates over at Final Transmission Podcast for their own brilliant take. What to expect from this episode: The predictable backstory of Dimension Films meddling with the films release. Sarah confesses why she engineered the entire season around Martyrs. A discussion about French torture porn vs extreme cinema, contrasting genuine artistic vision against the gratuitous violence of films like Hostel or Terrifier. The context behind Pascal Laugier’s state of mind while writing the script and how that relentless nihilism bleeds onto the screen. Praise for the emotionally gutting performances of Mylène Jampanoï and Morjana Alaoui. Appreciation for the film’s refusal to play by traditional genre rules. Exploring whether this film is about patriarchy, institutional class warfare, existentialism or just a bunch of weirdos addicted to hummus smoothies. Dissecting the final act and what lies beyond. This season has eight episodes, concluding December 7th! Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Evil Dead 2 - S17 E132

Time to rev up the chainsaw and clear out the workshed because we’re heading back to 1987. Welcome to episode two of Sarahs “After Death” season on Shoot the Hostage, where we carve into director Sam Raimi’s ultimate 80s comedy horror masterpiece: Evil Dead 2 (1987). Is it a straightforward sequel or a refined redo of the original cabin nightmare? We slice through The Evil Dead vs Evil Dead 2 debate once and for all while celebrating a film that remains a cut above the rest when it comes to Splatstick. Bruce Campbell delivers an unhinged Ash Williams with a physical performance for the ages, battling possessed trees, getting flung through puddles, and giving himself the finger leading to a hilarious farewell to arms gag. Tune in to hear us discuss the practical effects gore movies standard set by Evil Dead 2, featuring stop-motion animation, grotesque prosthetic makeup, popping eyeballs and Ted Raimi sweating inside a Henrietta suit. Plus, we analyse Ash Williams’s character evolution, conceive an idea for a bedside shrine honouring the filmmakers, pitch throwing problematic celebrities into pits filled with serpents, and pair the onscreen carnage with a crisp Riesling wine for an episode packed with Dead by Dawn chaos! What to expect from this episode: We debate whether Evil Dead 2 is a direct continuation or a refined remake of the 1981 original. Dan laments his unsold copy of Crimewave on eBay while also praising Sam Raimi’s low-budget resourcefulness. We cover Stephen King brokering the $3.6 million Dino De Laurentiis deal while encouraging King to start a writing career. We dig into the Deadites lore to decide whether we’re dealing with demons, ghosts, or zombies. Sarah and Dan compare Sam Raimi’s cinematic style to Peter Jackson’s early gore and splatter era. We unpack the slapstick genius of Bruce Campbell. Praise for the effects team which included Mark Shostrom, Greg Nicotero, Robert Kurtzman and Tom Sullivan. We analyse Deadites rules, Kandarian demon mechanics, and why the film’s narrative absurdity succeeds. This season has eight episodes, concluding December 7th! Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Talk to Me (2022) - S17 E131

We have returned from the ashes for season 17 and to kick off Sarah’s “After Death” theme, we’re covering Danny and Michael Phillippou’s 2022 breakout hit, Talk to Me. Forget about boring old films with a séance where people quietly hold hands around a candlelit table, this movie flips the genre on its head by turning supernatural contact into a viral party game. We give a massive hand to director brothers Danny and Michael Philippou, who levelled up from RackaRacka Youtubers to masterminds of modern Australian horror. Set against the backdrop of South Australia, it effortlessly stands out among the most haunting Adelaide movies ever made, warning foolish teenagers against conjuring spirits through a ceramic-clad embalmed arm. Whether you’re a hardcore fan of possession movies or just looking for a genuinely creepy movie that will leave you clutching your sofa, Talk to Me delivers pure visceral horror while redefining what a truly terrifying possession film can accomplish. So let the spirit in, keep it under 50 seconds, and listen in! What to expect from the episode: Sarah reveals why she picked the theme “After Death” for season 17 and how revisiting the film hit differently this time. Dan confesses he forgot almost the entire plot since seeing it at the cinema, making this feel like a first-time watch. We complain about DVD pricing structure and the baffling decision to put a trailer for Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey on the Blu-ray. We shower praise on YouTube creators Danny and Michael Philippou for transitioning from RackaRacka to directing a low-budget modern horror. We celebrate the phenomenal performances of Sophie Wilde and Joe Bird alongside stellar supporting turns from Miranda Otto and Zoe Terakes. We discuss how immersive the single-shot opening sequence is and the lightning-fast 60-minute filming of the chaotic possession montage. Sarah and Dan analyse the tragic symbolism of the yellow jumper, dead kangaroos on dark road and ghost hands. We explore whether the hand is a metaphor for peer pressure, grief, teenage isolation, or Mark Zuckerberg’s unwanted grip on society. This season has eight episodes, concluding December 7th! Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Jurassic World: Rebirth

Before the new season begins next week, we’re excavating a prehistoric relic straight from our Patreon archive to keep your ears fed between seasons. We chose to dig up this bonus review for the main feed because it fits seamlessly alongside our last season, “Size Doesn’t Matter” and what’s bigger or more needlessly oversized than a Jurassic Park movie. In this episode, we take a giant bite out of Jurassic World: Rebirth (or Afterbirth, as Dan calls it), dissecting whether Scarlett Johansson’s gun-toting mercenary, Mahershala Ali’s criminally underused sidekick, Jonathan Bailey’s dinosaur enthusiast, and Ruper Friend’s suit can save a script that feels more recycled than a parody of that scene from When Harry Met Sally. What to expect from this episode: Dan and Sarah debate whether Sarah would even know what a dinosaur looks like if she hadn’t seen Jurassic Park or if she’d assume they looked like handkerchiefs. A thorough breakdown of whether Jurassic World Rebirth is somehow inferior to the 1994 cult masterpiece Tammy and the T-Rex. Dan puts forth his conspiracy theory that Jurassic World Dominion was so atrocious it is directly responsible for modern geopolitics and that Chris Pratt is patient zero. Sarah points out the bizarre franchise trope that every palaeontologist in existence had to be knighted by Dr. Alan Grant. Dan identifies a massive plot hole involving a bespectacled gentleman. A complete derailment into Vin Diesel’s plans to digitally resurrect Paul Walker for Fast 11 and whether Dan would allow his CGI corpse to star in a movie for £100 million. We shall return! On October 19th we're back with a brand new season. This time chosen by Sarah. The new theme is "After Death" and the first film we're looking at is Talk to Me (2022). Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup when it drops any day now. Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Best of "Size Doesn't Matter" Season

In this season roundup, we dive headfirst into all things scale-related for the last time as we revisit some of our favourite moments from Dan’s “Size Doesn’t Matter” season. In this roundup, we shrink our expectation and scale up the chaos: We dissect Hank Pym’s fake science in Peyton Reed’s Ant-Man, celebrating Corey Stoll’s massive floating face in Quantumania and Judy Greer’s three-scene mother routine. We marvel at Bong Joon-ho’s The Host, where crew members threw heavy barrels into the river just to perfect CGI creature splash physics. Sarah explains how watching Gary Oldman in Tiptoes aggravated her jaw disorder, leading straight into an unhinged John Travolta tangent. We pit Brad Dourif’s maniacal Child’s Play laugh against horror icons and roast Andy’s chaotic 6:30am birthday breakfast. We pitch recasting Sam Neill and Laura Dern in Jurassic Park 3 with Pauly Shore, mock the talking raptor, and expose a failed 2001 burner phone promo. Director Joe Dante gets his due across Gremlins 2 and Innerspace while Tim Thomerson plays a small angry man chasing a floating head. We shall return! On October 19th we're back with a brand new season. This time chosen by Sarh. The new theme is "After Death" and the first film we're looking at is Talk to Me (2022). Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup when it drops any day now. Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Season Sixteen Wrap Show Preview

Open up a cold can of Cherryade and join us for a look back the season. What started as a theme dedicated to films about size and exploring size in movies ended up expanding into a bloody long shortlist covering everything from pint-sized slasher icons to scaled-up creature features. Across the 8 episodes, we weighed up small things in movies, from Hary Oldman in Tiptoes and Chucky in Child’s Play to Marvel’s twelfth entry, Ant-Man before taking on heavyweight monster movies like The Host and Jurassic Park 3 and accidentally double-dipping on director Joe Dante with Gremlins 2 and our grand finale, Innerspace. In this wrap show we lament the tragic omission of Ray Harrhausen’s iconic stop-motion miniatures and skeletons, debate why swapping Honey, I Shrunk the Kids for shrinking Dennis Quaid and injecting him into Martin Short was the ultimate power move, and take a nostalgic detour into the lost era of recording movies off the telly and buying suspicious bags of VHS tapes on Facebook Marketplace. What to expect in this episode: We reflect on our “Size Doesn’t Matter” slate, spanning Ant-Man to Innerspace. A petition for the Prince Charles cinema to start screening Tiptoes. Confessing to the accidental Joe Dante double-dip with Gremlins 2 and Innerspace, while weighing up the alternative monster movies like Deep Rising and Lake Placid. Discover why the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids franchise was sidelined in favour of Martin Short. A wild tangent into the ethics of recording movies off the telly, buying mystery bags of VHS tapes and the monarchy’s tourist value. Sarah tests Dan’s comprehension of the seasons movies in an eight-question quiz. If you would like to listen to the full episode, head over to Patreon to get access to this and all of our previous wrap shows from seasons 1-15. We shall return! On October 19th we're back with a brand new season. This time chosen by Sarh. The new theme is "After Death" and the first film we're looking at is Talk to Me (2022). Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup when it drops any day now. Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Innerspace - S16 E130

For the eighth and final episode of our Size Doesn’t Matter season, Dan and Sarah look at director Joe Dante’s 1987 sci-fi comedy, Innerspace. Anchored in the wild experimentation of 1980s cinema, the movie tackles an absurdist concept with Dennis Quaid playing an arrogant pilot who is miniaturized and accidentally injected into a hypochondriac played by Martin Short. We dig into why this blend of comedy sci-fi and body horror flopped at the box-office back in 1987 despite it picking up an Oscar for its practical effects. From Meg Ryan’s rom-com warmth to Robert Picardo’s brilliant shape-shifting performance, it’s a standout among 80s movies with a crazy premise. We chat about how films about small things used to build giant props and double-length cars instead of relying on CGI, marvel at Martin Short movies at their slapstick peak, and question whether Dennis Quaid films ever feature a truly likable protagonist. What to expect from this episode: We explore why Martin Short’s masterclass in physical comedy makes him Dan’s all-time favourite Canadian. Sarah and Dan praise Robert Picardo’s incredible performance as The Cowboy and his brilliant face-shifting Martin Short impression. We debate whether Dennis Quaid’s arrogant pilot Tuck Pendleton is supposed to be likeable or just a total jerk. Appreciation for the Oscar-winning practical special effects, double-length car props, and forced perspective techniques that beat out Predator. We examine the film as “Cronenberg for kids” with its surprising amount of body horror, including a henchman dissolved by stomach acid. Dan provides an unnecessarily thorough breakdown of how miniaturized waste disposal and digestion would logically work inside the human body. We spot the classic Joe Dante hallmarks, including his personal cameo, Dick Miller as a taxi driver, and SCTV alumni appearances. Reflection on how 1980s studio cinema embraced wild, original concepts that modern blockbusters just can’t match. We'll be back on October 19th for Season 17 If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Dollman (1991) - S16 E129

It’s time to shrink your expectations and doll out some pocket-sized justice because Shoot the Hostage is back for the penultimate episode in Dan’s carefully curated “Size Doesn’t Matter” season. This week, Dan and Sarah take a short journey into the 1991 sci-fi action absurdity Dollman, directed by cult b-movie maestro Albert Pyun and produced by the legendary Charles Band of Full Moon Pictures. We’re examining Brick Bardo, a 13-inch alien cop played with relentless, stoic grit by Tim Thomerson, who brings pure tiny Dirty Harry energy to the grimy streets of New York. After crash-landing from planet Arturus, Bardo finds himself locked in a low-budget showdown against South Bronx gang leader Braxton, played by a pre-Watchmen Jackie Earle Haley channelling a twitchy David Patrick Kelly. Along for the ride are local neighbourhood activist Debbie (Kamala Lopez), Bardo’s floating-head nemesis Sprug (Frank Collison), and Bardo’s frustrated precinct boss played by Nicholas Guest. We break down why Charles Band films are “the TK Maxx of the movie industry” – a bargain bin where you must dig through piles of trash to find a rare kernel of genius. We explore how Dollman inflates its diminutive run time using five uninterrupted minutes of sidewalk stock footage, Garth Marenghi style slow motion lingering, and recycled Buck Rogers space shots. Plus, we take a small detour into 1991 nostalgia – discussing 20p newsagent hair gel, scratch and sniff t-shirts, Magic Eye puzzles and SeaQuest DSV before dissecting whether Bardo’s universe shattering blaster is merely a phallic extension for a lawman of tiny proportions. What to expect in this episode: Nostalgic tangents exploring 1991 pop culture, including Global Hypercolor shirts, Magic Eye pictures and 20p tubs of hair gel. A tribute to Albert Pyun’s prolific career, Roger Corman roots and surprising historical ties to Total Recall. Celebration of Tim Thomerson’s iconic performance as Brick Bardo, the ultimate pocket-sized lawman. A breakdown of the planet Arturus opening hostage scene and its bizarre dialogue choices. Our full pitch for a modern Dollman reboot A preview of next week’s episode This season has eight episodes, concluding September 21st Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Gremlins 2: The New Batch - S16 E128

Welcome back to Shoot the Hostage for the sixth instalment of our “Size Doesn’t Matter” season where this week, Dan has dragged us to the high-tech non-functioning corridors of Clamp Tower. Yes, we’re tackling the pinnacle of chaotic movie sequels: Joe Dante’s 1990 live-action cartoon, Gremlins 2: The New Batch. What to expect in this episode: Sarah explains why her maternal instincts are triggered by Gizmo and the strange resemblance he has with her cat. We try to solve the ultimate Mogwai hygiene mystery. Praise for John Glover’s performance and why we warm to a character designed to parody a certain orange balloon man. We celebrate Rick Baker’s practical effects and debate our favourite Gremlin designs, from the Spider Gremlin to the Gargoyle Gremlin. Gizmo’s incredible Rambo-style montage and how Sylvester Stallone personally signed off on the gag. This season has eight episodes, concluding September 21st Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Jurassic Park 3 - S16 E127

Welcome back to Shoot the Hostage, the movie podcast where we tackle your favourite films one themed season at a time. We are officially five episodes deep into Dan’s “Size Doesn’t Matter” season and we’ve hit the apex of early 2000s studio chaos. This week we’re talking about Jurassic Park 3 (2001) – the shortest, weirdest and most script-deficient entry in the pantheon of dinosaur movies. To say this film had a troubled production is an understatement; director Joe Johnston famously ran the cameras without a finished script, resulting in a cast that was visibly questioning their life choices on screen. We have William H. Macy and Téa Leoni playing an estranged couple with zero romantic chemistry, whose entire parenting strategy is screaming “Eric!” and “Mr Udeski!” into the jungle. Then there’s Alessandro Nivola as Billy, a man who somehow invents 3D printing in 2001 using only a toothbrush and Michael Jeter as a highly unconvincing mercenary. This is also the first time we’re talking Sam Neill movies on the main feed. We unpack why the iconic actor turned down Lord of the Rings to get chased by Raptors, how Laura Dern secured the ultimate daily rate and why we’re still salty at the Spinosaurus bullying the T-Rex. What to expect from the episode: Why Dr. Grant agreeing to go anywhere near Isla Sorna makes zero-character sense. We discuss how Billy basically pioneered the future of 3D printing in 2001. We look at the failed 2001 marketing disaster involving a competition and 1000 Jurassic Park themed disposable mobile telephones. Why starting a $93 million blockbuster without a completed script made William H. Macy and Téa Leoni miserable. We have fun talking about that infamous talking raptor dream sequence that Stan Winston called “the great Muppet shot” We debate whether a fight against fifty tiny ankle biting dinosaurs is actually safer than facing a single Spinosaurus. Why the movie should have skipped the pro-military rescue and instead cut to a rogue rocket blowing up the helicopter, leaving the pterodactyls beautifully silhouetted against the fireball This season has eight episodes, concluding September 21st Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Child's Play (1988) - S16 E126

This week we’re slicing into the 1988 classic Child’s Play, the slasher film that proved sometimes “an annoying little s***” in dungarees is all you need to launch one of the most resilient horror icons in cinema. We dive into how creator Don Mancini managed to maintain incredible consistency and longevity by never retconning the crazy logic of the series. We discuss the creative clashes between Mancini and director Tom Holland (not the one who wears spandex), the legendary vocal work of one Brad Dourif, and how Catherine Hicks and Alex Vincent survived the most chaotic breakfast ever put to film. Plus, we marvel at the practical effects of Kevin Yagher, proving that an animatronic doll is infinitely more terrifying than any modern CGI. We also dig into the wild rumour that Gary Oldman was once considered for the voice of the slasher doll and how Fiona Dourif eventually joined the family business by playing her dad. What to expect from this episode: Find out how Sarah got Dan to watch the entire Chucky franchise way back before season 1. We discuss the ADHD breakfast from hell at great length. The mystery of the “peddler” and why buying an animatronic doll in a 1980s back alley for $30 is a total steal. Why Brad Dourif’s maniacal giggle adds two weeks to Sarah’s lifespan every time she hears it. The tension-filled car reveal where Chris Sarandon finally realises size really doesn’t matter when a doll has a knife. A look at the practical effects that allowed a Good Guy Doll to progressively look more human and haggard. The surprising revelation that legendary critic Roger Ebert gave this slasher film a thumbs up. We debate whether the “child prison” sanatorium had a ball pit and individual mini pizzas for its pint-sized inmates. Why “burnt to a crisp chucky” remains one of the coolest looking villains in horror movies. This season has eight episodes, concluding September 21st Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Tiptoes (2002) - S16 E125

We are reaching new heights in the third instalment of Dan’s “Size Doesn’t Matter” theme, and Sarah’s jaw is quite literally still on the floor. This week, we are unpacking the 2002 cult curiosity Tiptoes, a misguided movie so notorious that is has sat on YouTube for eight years without a single copyright claim. We dive into the troubled production of director Matthew Bright, exploring how a supposedly “gorgeous” three-hour cut was hacked into an 86-minute cinematic failure that effectively ended a career. For the hardcore cinephiles who love a train wreck, we analyse the perplexing casting choices that led to the legendary Gary Oldman playing a person with dwarfism. Between the rubber legs, the fake nose, and the sombre “issues” based drama that suddenly shifts into slapstick, it is a misguided directorial vision for the ages. We also take a short look at the rest of the A-list cast including Matthew McConaughey as a wall-punching firefighter trainer, Kate Beckinsale in her lucky Scrooge McDuck hat, and Peter Dinklage sporting a French accent that defies explanation. With dramatic tone shifts that rival The Room and Battlefield Earth, we ask the big questions: Why was this made? How did it cost $1.2 million? And is this truly the terrible movie to end all terrible movies? What to expect from this episode: Dan explains why he chose Tiptoes as the anchor for this season’s theme. Sarah describes the literal physical toll of watching the film with her mouth agape. We discuss the career-ending fallout for director Matthew Bright following the release. A deep dive into the technical wizardry and horror of Gary Oldman’s dwarfism prosthetics. We analyse Matthew McMconaughey’s early 2000s performance and his strange habit of punching hospital walls. The mystery of Kate Beckinsale’s lucky hat and its possible connection to her future career. Peter Dinklage and Patricia Arquette’s inexplicable subplot involving motorcycles and Marxism is dissected. We debate if the legendary three-hour director’s cut could have actually saved this. This season has eight episodes, concluding September 21st Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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The Host (2006) - S16 E124

Don’t be a bad host – grab some stolen squid legs and pull up a chair for the second instalment of our Size Doesn’t Matter season! This week, we’re hitting the Bong Joon-ho hard to discuss his 2006 South Korean movie masterpiece, The Host. Is it a monster movie? A family drama? A fearless satire on bureaucratic incompetence? It’s all the above, plus a healthy dose of anarchic slapstick and a very critical look at international relations. We dive into the murky waters of the McFarland Incident, the real-life catalyst where the US military decided the Han River was a great place for a formaldehyde dump. Featuring the legendary Song Kang-ho as a borderline narcoleptic hero, the film brings together a dysfunctional family including Byun Hee-Bong, Park Hae-il, Bae Doona and Ko Ah-sung to fight a creature that was apparently named Steve Buscemi on set. It’s a fearless juggling act of tones that will leave you wondering why American remakes always pull their punches. What to expect from this episode: We speculate whether the baby who played the sun from the Teletubbies is a Patreon subscriber. A look at the McFarland Incident, the real-life event that inspired The Host. We discuss why South Korean movies like The Chaser and I Saw the Devil respect the audience way more than western movies. Dan explains how Bong Joon-ho made him sympathise with a “CGI blob” and nudged him toward veganism. A fun coincidence involving Scott Wilson and a previous season. A critical look at the film’s anarchic family dynamics and why a Molotov cocktail is a great sibling-bonding tool. We discuss the fearless social commentary regarding “Agent Yellow” and the anti-American sentiment. A terrifying warning about next week’s film choice. This season has eight episodes, concluding September 21st Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Ant-Man (2015) - S16 E123

We’re back for a brand-new season of Shoot the Hostage, and Dan has officially established a theme that Sarah finds entirely hypocritical: “Size Doesn’t Matter.” To kick things off, we’re looking at a cinema entry where scale is quite literally the only thing that matters, Ant-Man (2015). This episode marks our first full-length dive into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, specifically during the era before the quality dropped off a cliff. We spend a fair amount of time sifting through the wreckage of Edgar Wright’s Ant-Man, debating whether his standalone vision would have been superior to the more by the numbers heist-lite movie we ended up with. We also attempt to make sense of the shrinking technology, though we eventually conclude that the quantum realm is mostly just the place Marvel writers smash two words together to make it sound real. What to expect from this episode: A breakdown of why Dan’s “Size Doesn’t Matter” theme is fundamentally ironic given the film choices. The reason why Thomas the Tank Engine was legally required to keep smiling while crushing a police car. A mourning period for the Edgar Wright Ant-Man we’ll never get to see. Misplaced optimism over the possibility of quantum immortality eventually propelling us into the reality where Edgar Wright did direct Ant-Man. The scientific realisation that “Quantum” is just a prefix Marvel uses to make magic sound like physics. Appreciation for the innate charisma of Paul Rudd. Recognition for a suit well-tailored. The reason why Michael Douglas’s wig in Endgame was for more distracting than any de-aging effects. This season has eight episodes, concluding September 21st Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Backrooms (2026)

We managed to find time to wander aimlessly through the fluorescent lit yellow wallpapered nightmare of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms. Join Dan and a moderately functional Sarah as she recounts the joy of following a horror movie with a 3am trip to a real-life liminal hospital corridor for a CT scan. In this episode we dive into: The rise of Kane Parsons and how a 20-year-old turned a creepy pasta inspired YouTube series into a feature film. Why 75% of the budget was seemingly spent on suspended ceilings and why that works. The unusual vibes of the film. How Dan managed to connect with this one while filling his disenfranchised man quota. Why movies like Obsession and Backrooms are dominating the box-office now. We shall return! On August 3rd we're back with a brand new season. This time chosen by Dan. The new theme is "Size Doesn't Matter" and the first film we're sizing up is Ant-Man (2015). Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup when it drops any day now. Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Best of Liminal Space Movies

Welcome to this bonus episode of Shoot the Hostage, where we are lingering in the hallways of our favourite moments from our Liminal Spaces season. If you’ve ever felt like you’re trapped in a dreamlike transitory space between a swimming pool and a never-ending warehouse, you’ve come to the right place for some Liminal Space cinema chat. We’re crossing over from the uncanny to the absurd as we revisit the movies that made Dan question Sarah’s sanity and his own grasp on geometry. In this best of compilation, we dive back into the eerie, sparsely populated worlds of some of the best movies with liminal spaces. We revisit Christopher Smith’s time-loop feature Triangle, where Dan finally learns how many points a triangle has. We also tackle the art-house vibes of 70s cult horror like Messiah of Evil, which Dan argues isn’t a movie but rather a collection of images that would be vastly improved by a guest appearance from Mr Blobby. The journey continues with Peter Weir’s Picnic at Hanging Rock, featuring a magic rock that may or may not be solar powered for your 1900s toaster. We also get a pinch of Lynch with Jamie from Final Transmission as we attempt to decode David Lynch’s Lost Highway and the rising star power of Balthazar Getty. From the slow march to death in David Robert Mitchell’s, It Follows to the aggressive hospitality of Wake in Fright, we’ve curated a lineup that is definitely more vibes that linear narrative. We also touch on Alex Garland’s Annihilation, the dessert of the season and John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness, featuring the legendary Dondald Pleasence and a very large, very secure wooden door. Whether you’re a fan of liminal space horror or just here for the film criticism and humour, this episode has it all – including a discussion on whether a crab is technically a “floor fish” What to expect from this episode: Dan tries to convince Sarah to pivot the season into movies featuring basic geometric shapes. A definitive (and possible incorrect) explanation of what actually constitutes a liminal space. The revelation that the Messiah of Evil might have been a piny, yellow spotted ghoulish figure from 90s British TV. The logistics of plugging a laptop into a 6 million year old magic rock in the year 1900 Dan’s theory that the size of the church key is directly proportional to how much evil you’re hiding in the basement. A debate about some of the Brian Johnsons and whether they hold the key to ancestral immortality. A sneak peek at our upcoming season where we finally prove once and for all that size doesn’t matter. We shall return! On August 3rd we're back with a brand new season. This time chosen by Dan. The new theme is "Size Doesn't Matter" and the first film we're sizing up is Ant-Man (2015). Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup when it drops any day now. Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Season Fifteen Wrap Show Preview

Do you feel like you are in a transitory place where things are familiar but not quite right? Is your sense of reality feeling a little unstable? Don’t worry, you haven’t wandered into the Backrooms, you’ve just reached the threshold of the Shoot the Hostage Season 15 wrap show. Come out from under those flickering fluorescent lights, put the kettle on and we’ll help you escape the void. That’s right Hostages, we’re back for one last discussion about liminal space movies. In this episode, we lean into the eternal struggle of art vs entertainment: Dan argues for Michael Bay-style bad guy clarity, while Sarah ties to justify why we spent eight weeks in a shroud of mystery. We’re also fully transparent about the behind the scenes chaos, including an update on Sarah’s health and Patreon pauses. What to expect from the episode: A complete recap of our liminal space journey, from Triangle to the “anti-god” liquid in Prince of Darkness. Sarah justifies her choices and why she chose to trap everyone in the void for eight weeks. We discuss the vibes and merits of Messiah of Evil, although one of us maintains, it’s still not a movie. Dan admits he actually enjoyed an unhinged 1970s Australian movie even if nobody’s head exploded. A look back at our favourite conversations, including why we spent thirty minutes talking about Dwayne the Rock Johnson during a Peter Weir discussion. Dan puts Sarah through a ringer with an eight-question quiz. If you would like to listen to the full episode, head over to Patreon to get access to this and all of our previous wrap shows from seasons 1-14. We shall return! On August 3rd we're back with a brand new season. This time chosen by Dan. The new theme is "Size Doesn't Matter and the first film we're sizing up is Ant-Man (2015). Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup when it drops any day now. Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Prince of Darkness - S15 E122

Join us one last time in Liminal Spaces as we peer into the green swirling abyss for another visit to John Carpenter town. It’s time to talk about Prince of Darkness (1987), a film that proves that when it comes to 80s horror, nobody does it like the master of horror himself. In this episode, we dive into cosmic horror, subatomic evil and the ultimate showdown between religion vs science. We discuss the legendary Donald Pleasence (playing a very different role than his alcoholic turn in Wake in Fright), the return of the incomparable Victor Wong and why Dennis Dun is the essential comic relief we all need when the world is ending. We explore how Carpenter utilised a modest $3 million budget to create some of the most memorable images in late 80s cinema including that gateway mirror scene. Expect plenty of our usual tangents, including a deep dive into the big key theory – because we’re convinced that the church was taking security advice from the set of 90s Gladiators. We also talk about John Carpenter movies in general, his apocalypse trilogy, and why Alice Cooper should never be allowed near a bicycle. What to expect in this episode: We debate if an abandoned church teeming with students can truly be considered a liminal space. Dan explains how the size of a key us directly proportionate to the security of a gladiator’s sleeping quarters. A look at the iconic reunion of Big Trouble in Little China stars Victor Wong and Dennis Dun. Why John Carpenter chose to hide behind a pseudonym for one of his best written scripts. Sarah traces her obsession with religious horror back to a childhood cartoon about hoarding dragons. The low-budget ingenious solutions to the practical effects needed to tell this story. A heated discussion on the ethics of a professor using his students as disposable demon bait. We argue over whether the score is a pulsating masterpiece or just a Danny Elfman knockoff. The existential dread of wondering if your colleagues are actually10,000 bugs in a trench coat. A first look at our upcoming season and why Paul Rudd is the perfect palate cleanser for the apocalypse. We'll be back on August 3rd for Season 16 If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

Annihilation - S15 E121

We’re entering the Shimmer for the penultimate episode of the season! Or as Dan insists on calling it, (much to Sarah’s annoyance) the “penny”. Join us as we discuss Alex Garland’s 2018 sci-fi weirdness, Annihilation. As the 7th entry in our Liminal Spaces season, Sarah explains why this dreamlike and ethereal landscape is the ultimate subversion of the genre, moving away from empty car parks and into a hauntingly beautiful, mutating wilderness. We dive deep into why this stands as one of the most essential contemporary sci-fi movies, blending high-concept cinema with skin-crawling body horror. Sarah dons her “feminist wig”, (a hat so big it would make David Lynch proud) to discuss how Garland crafts some of the most complex, non-sexualised roles for women in modern film. We analyse the powerhouse cast, including Natalie Portman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tessa Thompson and Gina Rodriguez and debate why Garland’s writing is what other directors only pretend to achieve. From the horror of the screaming skull bear to the philosophical questions of human nature, we explore how this book adaptation deviates from Jeff VanderMeer’s novel to focus on the terrifyingly relatable theme of self-destruction. It’s a weird movie that demands your full attention, so put down your second screen and get ready for a refraction of our usual hopeless pedantry. What to expect from this episode: Dan explains his logic behind calling this the “penny” episode just to wind Sarah up. Discussions around our favourite Alex Garland films including one we covered (Ex Machina) We explore why Alex Garland is one of Sarah’s favourite filmmakers for writing meaty, complex roles for women. A look at the “inverse Nolan” trope and how Oscar Isaac serves as the story’s catalyst. We break down the ethereal visuals of the Hox gene and those haunting human-plant hybrids. A retrospective on the bear sequence and why it’s a masterclass in cosmic horror. We discuss the self-destructive motivations of every member of the expedition. Parallels between the plot and the real-life story of Henrietta Lacks. We debate the dreamlike ending and whether assimilation is the same thing as annihilation. This season has eight episodes, concluding July 6th Would you like to see the full lineup for season 15? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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Wake in Fright - S15 E120

Don’t Wake in Fright because you’ve got a massive hangover; wake up and join us in The Yabba for a cold midi! This week on Shoot the Hostage, we are continuing Sarah’s Liminal Spaces season with a journey into the sun-drenched beer-soaked nightmare of Australian cinema: Ted Kotcheff’s 1971 film, Wake in Fright. In our 6th episode of the season, we follow Gary Bond as John Grant, a bonded schoolteacher who finds himself trapped in a nightmarish cycle of substance abuse and aggressive hospitality in the outback town of Bundanyabba. If you’re looking for weird movies where the heat is as sticky as the floors in the local pub, this one might be for you. We explore how a simple overnight stop transforms into a personal purgatory of horror and nihilism, featuring a terrifying performance from Donald Pleasence and the final screen appearance of the legendary Chips Rafferty. The cinema of Australian new wave doesn’t get much more brutal than this, as we tackle the sausage fest of toxic masculinity and the infamous, real-life kangaroo hunting footage. It’s a bond you can’t escape and a reminder that sometimes the most terrifying thing in the outback is a bloke who just wants one more skooner. What to expect from this episode: Dan kicks things off with a pop quiz about the decimal currency system and espresso machines. We discuss why Wake in Fright is arguably the most Australian movie ever made, despite the director being Canadian. A look at director Ted Kotcheff’s career, from First Blood to the philosophy of Weekend at Bernie’s. We explore the liminal space of Bundanyabba and why it feels like a dusty, inescapable purgatory. The mystery of the aggressive hospitality and why Dan is suspicious to any cars that give way to pedestrians when it conflicts with the highway code. We tackle the elephant in the room: the brutal and controversial kangaroo hunting scene. We break down the repressed feelings and the Socrates of the Outback vibes of Doc Tydon. This season has eight episodes, concluding July 6th Would you like to see the full lineup for season 15? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup. If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards. Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy. If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show. Or come find us on social media: Instagram | TikTok | Threads | YouTube

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