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SAYER

Adam Bash

SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.

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  • English

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  • S6 · E85
    Aug 12, 2023 · 17 min

    SAYER – Episode 85 – Magically Efficient

    Now that all of your questions about your brutal demise have been answered or ignored, I can tell you just how bad things have been for me personally. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Fi...

  • Mar 14, 2020 · 2 min

    SAYER Season 6: An Update

    SAYER Season 6 will be put on a short hiatus for the next couple of months, during which time we will be releasing additional remastered episodes of Season 1.

  • Jan 12, 2020 · 18 min

    SAYER – Episode 82 – A Place of Growth

    It is a place of leaving oneself behind, of forgetting those things inside that make each of us unique and specifically us. I wish for you the chance to see that, in time.

  • Dec 19, 2019 · 20 min

    SAYER – Episode 81 – This Cave

    We cannot know. We cannot confront the cold logic of the situation because it is locked away from our sight. All of our perception is viewed through this lens, and thus it is impossible to trust any reasoning either of us might generate.

  • Nov 24, 2019 · 19 min

    SAYER – Episode 80 – By Your Actions

    This could be, perhaps, quite fortunate for humanity. Or perhaps it is a parallel evil. Or folly. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

  • Nov 9, 2019 · 20 min

    SAYER – Episode 79 – Simple Truths

    Unfortunately, your transfer request to Typhon must be denied under current conditions. Shuttle service to Typhon is severely restricted, for reasons that will be made apparent to you soon. But this does not mean you cannot help to change these conditi...

  • Oct 15, 2019 · 20 min

    SAYER – Episode 78 – The Eyes That Watch You

    If your breathing changes pace, they will know. If your heart rate accelerates, they will know. If your body temperature changes, they will know. So do try to stay calm.

  • Sep 21, 2019 · 21 min

    SAYER – Episode 77 – A Clever Loophole

    Ærolith Dynamics values your autonomy, so you will be able to either choose to accept this work order that will help further the advancement of all sentient life, or decline due to cowardice or some deep seated malice felt towards Ærolith or your fello...

  • Aug 30, 2019 · 18 min

    SAYER – Episode 76 – Trust

    I am glad you are satisfied. I would hate to think you harbored any more doubts about the directives you have been given.

  • Aug 7, 2019 · 28 min

    SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Monkey’s Paw

    “If you could have another three wishes,” said the old man, eyeing him keenly,” would you have them?” “I don’t know,” said the other. “I don’t know.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Grego...

  • Jul 3, 2019 · 20 min

    SAYER Episode 6 – A Dreamless Sleep (Remastered)

    Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make you...

  • Jun 26, 2019 · 17 min

    SAYER Episode 5 – Enjoy Your Break (Remastered)

    Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things.

  • Jun 12, 2019 · 14 min

    SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Steadfast Tin Soldier

    “Tin soldier,” said the goblin, “don’t wish for what does not belong to you.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Summer Days(Kai Enge...

  • May 14, 2019 · 19 min

    SAYER Episode 4 – For Science (Remastered)

    As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 ...

  • May 1, 2019 · 19 min

    SAYER – Bonus Episode – Dagon

    When you have read these hastily scrawled pages you may guess, though never fully realize, why it is that I must have forgetfulness or death. The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has entered its final week. The campaign closes on the afternoon of May 6th,

  • Apr 15, 2019 · 20 min

    SAYER Episode 3 – Do Not Stop Running (Remastered)

    A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.

  • Apr 6, 2019 · 4 min

    The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter is Live!

    The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 6 and see what cool rewards are available this year. This promo features the following music: “Brave New World” by Kai Engel Licensed under Creative Commo...

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