Run Your Mouth

Robbie Bernstein

Robbie The Fire's rundown of the biggest news stories. Live in the future and celebrate being right. This podcast has an incredible track record of being completely unresearchered and almost entirely correct on the worlds biggest issues. We might be pulling the information out of our A$$ but there seems to be some good intel in there.

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Wednesday · 46 min
The Left Is Weaponizing Cheapness
Corporations are using AI to jack your prices, so it's time for the left to weaponize cheapness. Also: Sydney Sweeney's conversion, the new airport line before the line, California's breakfast cancer sign, Trump and Xi, taxpayer-funded Trump ads, Ossoff and Hawley's lane for the next election, insurance companies delaying care, and a Flock horror story straight from the Senate hearing. Full show at RobBernsteinComedy.com. Live dates:www.porchtour.com Sponsor: sheath.com promocode: RYM
September 23 · 40 min
I'm Excited for Trump TV : Robbie Bernstein | Run your Mouth podcast
The White House boots the press and launches Trump TV, and Rob pitches himself as program director with a lineup including Pardon Me, Front Running the Market and Trump's Tanning Hour. Also: the press pool was always an exclusive club, Leavitt admits it's all a show, Iran at the UN, the Greenland "deal," a Naperville cop accused of stalking a man with Flock cameras, what else those cameras can search for, Gemini going rogue, the AI civil war that might save humanity, and Bernie's Department of AI. Plus a Hyrox athlete whose bravery deserves its own Depends ad. www.robbernsteincomedy.com for more episode. Robbernsteinmerch.com for tees and stuff www.porchtour.com for live gigs www.sheath.com Promocode: RYM
September 17 · 1 hr 16 min
Bet The House On Ai : Robbie Bernstein | Run Your Mouth Podcast
Big Tech says AI is too dangerous, so the government should step in and help them slow down. Rob argues it's really a play for an AI Federal Reserve: a protected cartel with a bailout waiting when the valuations fall apart. Also: James Comer auditions for Epstein cover-up guy, Trump blames the Biden FBI for Butler, and reality embarrasses him on Iran and Ukraine within days. Then the Lindsay Clancy holdout juror reveal breaks a news anchor's brain, and Oprah kicks off the victim-class Olympics. Paywalled segments and full episodes at robbernsteincomedy.com ($5/month). Porch Tour dates at porchtour.com. 20% off at sheath.com with code RYM.
September 10 · 41 min
The Freedom Fry Presidency
Trump says the Iran war is "small potatoes" and has downgraded it to "intermittent" — the thing you say about a marriage you're riding out until the kids are gone. The White House wants it quiet until the midterms. Plus the arcade games that would actually fit this administration, the case for the great influencer ban, why I want a wifebot, what Iran does with the gear we leave behind, and a fact-check on our own tariff math.Full episodes and the paywalled segments: RobBernsteinComedy.comMerch: RobBernsteinMerch.comPorch Tour Dates: porchtour.com
September 2 · 46 min
Forensic Astrology - Robbie Bernstein's | Run Your Mouth pod
A jury can't decide what to do about a woman who killed her three kids, so the women of TikTok have solved it for them: it was the husband, because husbands don't go to CVS. And given the Pluto placement that day, no Leo would have done this. It defies the science of all astrology. Also in this one: Trump renames Lake Ontario to Lake America and somebody's getting rich printing the new maps. The Venezuela oil deal broken down as what it really is — a headline with no article attached — including the $80/barrel break-even, the $100 billion buildout, and the five-to-seven years before any of it reaches the market, set against the $150 billion already spent on Iran. The Supreme Court greenlights the ballroom without ruling on whether it was legal, because the wrong person asked. Massie's second attempt at the Epstein files. A Fauci email that was supposed to be deleted twice. And a full Tales From The Flock: felony charges over a fake camera, drones over the Flock convention, Hawley's investigation, and the Officer of the Year whose award didn't survive his ex-girlfriend. Live porch shows: porchstore.comMerch: robbernsteinmerch.comPaywalled after-show, $5/mo: robbernsteincomedy.com
August 26 · 51 min
Your Freedom Costs $6 A Year
The government's pitch for Flock cameras is stolen cars and missing kids. So I priced it out. The share of your insurance premium that exists because of car theft comes to about six dollars a year — that's the entire upside you're buying with a permanent record of where you drive. And Amber Alert recoveries have sat flat at roughly 45 a year since before Flock existed, because most missing-kid cases are runaways and family abductions, not a stranger pulling a kid into a car. Also this week: Bessent insists there's nothing magical about $40 trillion and the administration has a plan too discreet to share. Trump lifts the ground beef tariffs and the trust-the-plan crowd has to explain why this is the exact Trump-approved price of a steak. Fauci gets a legal defense fund while the rest of us pay our own way. Jon Ossoff walks through the April 8th stock buys, the "great time to buy" post, and the tariff reversal three hours and forty-one minutes later. And the Supreme Court's mail-in voting ruling shows a system where whoever exceeds their authority first gets the win and eats no penalty for it. Plus the debut of Tales From The Flock — a KCPD officer charged with running the Flock system 2,300 times to stalk his ex. Sponsored by Sheath — sheath.com, promo code RYM for 20% off. And Yo Kratom — yokratom.com, home of the $6 kilo. More at robbernsteincomedy.com ($5/month) and robbernsteinmerch.com. New episodes every Wednesday.
August 20 · 59 min
Google Just Doomed Us
Google spent $10 million buying all of Spirit Airlines' back-end data — every corporate email, every flight route, everything — and they're using it to train their AI models. Rob explains why this, and not the singularity, is how the human race ends up back in caves. Also: Nancy Mace's arm tattoos and the case against going goth in your 50s. Why shaming a dude for having a dad bod is the most feminine thing on the internet. An Iran war update from a guy who has officially reached the "okay, whatever" stage of Donald Trump, plus who's actually winning the economic war over the Strait of Hormuz. Why Candace Owens earned every penny of that $300,000, and what happened when the Andrew Wilson debate transcript got run through AI — and then hit with two follow-up questions. Fauci ducking a second Senate panel, the David Morens emails, Newsom and Whitmer in the podcast suit, an ABC News reporter's lab leak story getting routed to Fauci for approval, and Jeffrey Tucker on what the lockdowns were actually buying time for. Tickets and porch dates: robbernsteincomedy.comSubmit a porch: thefireticks.comBonus episodes: $5/month at robbernsteincomedy.com
August 14 · 28 min
Low-Keying The News
Audio only road episode. Covering The country has given up, SPLC arrests, DT IRAN, Ice Electric Gloves, Cops dressing like bushes, Lesbian Outrage over Lioness, WNBA including men, Aoc isn't woke anymore, trump hiding in food carts and Binface. www.porchtour.com www.robbernsteincomedy.com/events - White Plains Show Sponsors: Sheath.com (Promocode:RYM) Yokratom.com Eagan Painting - https://www.facebook.com/p/Eagan-Painting-100054401474488/
August 5 · 1 hr 11 min
Making it up as we go
Nobody knows what's going on in the world, and this is the one show honest about the fact that we're making it up as we go. Fifty thousand fighting-aged men invade a Spanish enclave, take a dump, and turn around and go home — and it remains genuinely unclear who got pranked. Rob offers some creative solutions for Iran, including outsourcing the whole invasion in exchange for half the oil. Trump calls off the biggest military action since World War II for roughly the eleventh time and says the Iranians are secretly begging, no matter what they say in public. The pool vandalism case gets closed for lack of evidence. Todd Blanche decides the weaponization of the Justice Department wasn't so bad once a promotion is on the table. Mamdani hands the podium to someone else rather than say the word "ID" out loud. Lindsey Graham gets filmed taking assignments from Netanyahu on the ICC prosecutor and immediately suggests Speaker Johnson put his name on it instead. Japan gets a bailout that we're not calling a bailout. A naked man survives a jump off the Brooklyn Bridge and gets arrested for it, which is no way to treat a hero. Democratic donors close the checkbook. Massie, MTG, Tucker, and Joe Kent take a photo together and Rob pitches the Turtle Party. And Deborah Birx goes on MSNBC to walk the fence on Fauci while the host begs her to say he's a saint. Extended episode and travel gripes at RobBernsteinComedy.com. Porch Tour dates at PorchTour.com.
July 30 · 44 min
Fauci: The Lord Of Science loves the Fifth
www.porchtour.com for live dates. Episode starts with the latest from Iran and Trump grifting. Then we move onto the Fauci hearing and how the Dems want us to move forward, the republicans who got Fauci to repeatedly plead the fifth and how the Fauci Enablers in the media are spinning it. Sponsored by:www.Sheath.com Promocode:RYM Longer episode with more content at RobBernsteinComedy.com for $5 to sub. If you want to check it out I accidentally did the first few minutes of paywalled episode publicly on my site which starts of with a conversation about being a hippy on your own time and Female Leg Spreaders.
July 26 · 22 min
America Should Go Full Turtle
Audio only Short episode from the porches of Sandpoint Idaho. Back in studio next week wednesday. Covering the Stomach Bug, a political party of podcasters, The Saudia Arabia nuclear deal and the latest from Iran. www.porchtour.com for live dates. I recorded this yesterday. I have video but can't upload it from the road.
July 16 · 1 hr
A Gram Of War
Episode kicks of with parody news intro. Not our classiest. Then we've got more on the Gram Man's passing. We move onto if taco bell is causing this nations loose stools. I know I sat on one. Then we've got how Tarrif's are getting in the way of your kids ability to play boring board games and why that might actually keep them from becoming patsies in murder trials. Get your porch tickets: www.porchtour.comHave your porch porched: TheFireTix.comwear my merch on your porch: RobBernsteinMerch.comSit on your porch and watch my extended extremely premium episode: www.RobBernsteinComedy.comWear Sheath On A porch: Sheath.com promocode: RYM
July 9 · 30 min
The Iran War 720
Rob breaks down Trump's full 720 back to war with Iran, the Taylor Swift wedding money-laundering theory, a cracked support beam in the old Pfizer building, and a sales-tactics analysis of why Trump's closing moves are finally failing him. Plus Patriot missiles to Ukraine, a Tyler Robinson trial check-in, and the sketchy US-Israel military arrangement. Shorter mid-week drop. See Rob in Galveston Sunday — full dates at RobBernsteinComedy.com Sponsor: Sheath Underwear — code RYM for 20% off. Bonus content on RobBernstein.com — $5/mo.
July 6 · 1 hr 1 min
Trump's Reading Material & The Four Levels of Evil
Cold open News intro, then a long weekend recap — gas station idiocy, the roadside sandwich, and why every pool has become a strip club. Into the meat: the MKUltra congressional hearing, the CIA's refusal to be investigated, and a full breakdown of the Four Levels of Evil framework. Then Trump's financial corruption — the 600 tariff trades, the memecoin scheme that fleeced his own fans, the UAE's $250M "investment," and Trump's on-camera defense that his family can't help insider trading because the presidency is just too powerful. Closing with Trump storytime and Marco Rubio pitching a biometric face-scan passport process because that won't go anywhere bad.
July 2 · 1 hr 9 min
Will The Supreme Court Rule Against Stomach Parasites
Back from the Porch and straight into the nightmare — a Newport storyteller show for liberals, a month-long dealership hostage situation, and the hotel industry's war on your dignity. Then we get into it: the Supreme Court dumped a pile of end-of-term rulings all at once, so we break down birthright citizenship in Trump v. Barbara (and why "it's not the baby's fault" is secretly an argument for total socialism), the Monsanto failure-to-warn case and the corporate immunity loop it creates, plus the campaign finance, trans sports, and presidential removal-power decisions. Also: a life-saving PSA about the summer diarrhea parasite, France blaming America for its own heat wave, Trump's billion-dollar crypto year, the incredible shrinking Iran MOU, and a Twitter Clip Theater closer featuring an MK Ultra hearing, Thomas Massie turning the tables on a Fox reporter, Pam Bondi refusing to admit Coca-Cola isn't nutritious, and the great 350-foot reflecting pool gash mystery.PORCHTOUR.com - upcoming showsRobbernsteinmerch.com - Tees and stuffwww.robbernsteincomedy.com - support the show and watch the extended showSPONSORS:Sheath.com (Promocde: RYM)
June 24 · 52 min
The Fauci Reckoning
Topics in order: - In defense of porch people - Lady who stole a garbage can - Trump's botched pool job or vandalism - Are you getting charged more then other people for goods online? - Tulsi Gabbard/ Fauci - Iran war coverage ============ Www.porchtour.com Thefiretix.com - sub a porch www.robbernsteincomedy.com - support the show Sheath.com (Promocode:RYM)
June 18 · 1 hr 5 min
Memorandum of What Is This?
The war's over — or there's a "memorandum of understanding," which apparently lets you end a war without resolving anything and still get celebrated for it. First, the nonsense: employees who just stare at you, Delta's baggage-claim betrayal in Minnesota, and Seamless getting officially condemned. Then UFC at the White House, the Iran deal read line by line, Gabbard's Ukraine bio lab receipts, censorship in England, my theory of society, and whether Jim Jordan will ever turn the criminal-informant question back on the FBI. Porches at: www.porchtour.comSubmit a porch: TheFireTix.comMerch at: Robbernsteinmerch.comSPONSORS:Sheath.com (Promocode: RYM) Yokratom.com https://jeffkellick.substack.com/s/consequential-actions-podcast https://drewbuilders.com/ https://www.amazon.com/Survival-Over-Service-Institutions-Manufacture/dp/B0GSS21QQM
June 10 · 53 min
DOUBLE BRIDGE & TUNNEL DAY | Trump's War Goes In A Circle
The show's back after a week off, and the host has come to terms with the fact that being productive on weekends is what kills the podcast — so it's back to living like a slob for the good of the audience. Quick update on the move off StreamYard to all-OBS, a Porch Tour recap from Detroit where the crowd turned out to personally know half the Whitmer kidnapping plotters, and then the real story: the Iran war has looped all the way back to "Bridge and Tunnel Day," a ceasefire so durable that both sides keep bombing each other through it. From there: Trump's pitch to rename the country "Trump USA" until he's out of office, a libertarian argument for letting people review medications like movies on Rotten Tomatoes, the quietly walked-back tariffs on tractors and steel, the FBI's business of manufacturing domestic terror plots, and Todd Blanche insisting there's no immunity clause for Trump and his sons while a congresswoman reads him the immunity clause. www.porchtour.com - Live DatesRobBernsteincomedy.com - Support the showRobBernsteinMerch.com - Get MerchTheFireTix.com - Submit a porch (I HAVE TO MANY LINKS)SPONSORS:Sheath.com (Promocode RYM)Yokratom.com
May 29 · 54 min
Iran Is Totally Cool Now
Cold open news intro. Followed by the latest in Iran, the seeming DT walk back and you can totally trust them now, they learned their lesson after my spanking. After that we've got the latest nonsense news including Daylight Savings time, Trump Seeing A doctor and more. Closing out the show with NYC Gov supermarkets, Abrego Garcia charges dropped, cops writing tickets to handless drivers and Republican senators mad about the J6 Fun. Support the show: RobBernsteinComedy.com Porch Dates at: www.porchtour.com Submit a porch at: TheFireTix.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com Sponsors: YOkratom.com Sheath.com (Promocode:RYM)
May 28 · 1 hr 2 min
Directed Energy Weapons, Missing Scientists & Foreign War Updates | Kyle Anzalone
Robbie the Fire is joined by Kyle Anzalone of the Kyle Anzalone Show and Antiwar.com for a wide-ranging conversation on conspiracies, war reporting, and the state of the Iran conflict. We open with recent fringe stories — a journalist claiming to be targeted by directed energy weapons after reporting on Epstein's Zorro Ranch, the reality behind Havana syndrome and sonic weapons, the cluster of "missing scientists," and why the government keeps quietly feeding the alien/UAP disclosure narrative. Robbie lays out his FBI entrapment theory ahead of his live show, and we dig into the recent Iran-linked assassination plot cases (Asif Merchant, Farhad Shakeri, Saad Dawood Al-Saedi). From there it's a full war briefing: where Russia-Ukraine actually stands, Biden's NATO weapons-transfer scheme, Russia's shift toward hitting decision-making centers in Kiev, depleted Western interceptor stocks, and how the Iran war is draining US munitions. Plus the real sticking points in the Iran negotiations — the Strait of Hormuz "maintenance fee," Lebanon and Hezbollah, the nuclear enrichment fight — and a frank conversation about Trump's cognitive decline and what comes next. Catch Kyle on the Kyle Anzalone Show. Come see Robbie on the road — jokes and the full FBI entrapment documentation in the live show.

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