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Welcome to Ruckus Juice with Philbilly and Brocephus!

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  • Wednesday · 1 hr 23 min

    Mustard Couches, Baloo, and Sr. "Assfuck"

    Whoa boy, welcome to our crazy ass podcast, Rukus Juice!  It's been long enough that we prolly should introduce ourselves all over again. I can't say if life has slowed down enough to declare a "we're back", but hey, we have a new episode! As...

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  • June 10 · 1 hr 39 min

    Something, Something, Klanasauras....Philbilly San Diego Ain't Here

    Welcome to another long overdue episode of the show you love to try and find, Rukus Juice. Lol Welcome back tall! Hard R Cafe is serving up a few and it's been quite awhile. Ol Philbilly and I are back at it, filling in the gaps like an extra at an...

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  • April 15 · 1 hr 33 min

    Spung-Broke '26

    Oh boy... Welcome to a much needed and delayed edition of Rukus Juice. Tjis was supposed to go up quite awhile ago, but the ability to be able to record is still in the difficult range right now with dear ol Philbilly and I being all over the place....

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  • March 4 · 1 hr 7 min

    You Know What Ol Jack Burton Says At A Time Like This

    Yep, this is the episode where you find out...not really, but it's another episode of Rukus Juice, that's for damn sure. Hard R Cafe has been a bit dusty, but the doors are open, and the filthy sweet Rukus Juice is flowing! Welcome back, do something...

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  • February 11 · 1 hr 45 min

    Emma and The Jizzy Footed Drug Addicts

    Hola bar patrons, the Hard R Cafe is definitely open for business! Rukus Juice is on tap and we gonna let this one burn in your chest. Lol. As old Philbilly would put it, the Ice-pocalypse is over and it's business as usual, kinda. We discuss the...

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  • January 28 · 1 hr 32 min

    I Know You've Got More Than One Asshole

     Hello all and welcome to the Hsrd R Cafe. Doors are a bit dusty and oit smells a little funny, but it's never a better time for a bit of Rukus Juice! After taking another week off, the snow and shit came...for some of us. Catching up is so hard to...

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  • January 14 · 1 hr 23 min

    Clickety Click-Click

    Hello all and welcome back to the Hard R Cafe for your favorite podcast, Rukus Juice!  We're back! I don't know if I can say better than ever, but we kick ass all the same. This is the long awaited return of the show after all the holiday stuff and...

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  • Dec 17, 2025 · 1 hr 39 min

    Grab A Fistful Of Coke And Bring It!

    Hello all and welcome to another RANDOM episode of Rukus Juice. The Hard R Cafe was open and you're favorite barkeeps are tired. Christmas is in the air and that ALWAYS makes shit more chaotic, so this isn't the wrestling episode. We need to give that...

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  • Dec 10, 2025 · 1 hr 55 min

    Public Didd-emy Number One

    Hello all and welcome to yet another pulse pounding episode of Rukus Juice! If there is ONE thing other than high school stoner Jesus that we talk about ALOT, it's this whole mess with Sean Combs aka Diddy. Ever since the raids and allegations and...

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  • Dec 3, 2025 · 1 hr 48 min

    Time To Build The Locker Room

    The Hard R Cafe is open for business and oddly enough, that business is wrasslin! Welcome to another extra special episode of Rukus Juice babay! We had an idea and we ran with it. Sticking to the script as we are so known for doing, we started...

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  • Nov 26, 2025 · 1 hr 45 min

    Gobble It Up For Daddy

    It's that special time of year where you open your mouth and take it all in...Turkey Day dinner, that is. Sick sons of...anyways, welcome to another bang up episode of Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open for business, with the smells of what WE deem...

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  • Nov 19, 2025 · 1 hr 41 min

    I'm Getting An Arm Thingy And Cornrows

    Hello all...drunkards and the such. Time to get your fix of Rukus Juice! Welcome to The Hard R Cafe! Ol Philbilly and I take it nice and chill on this one, with one of the most nostalgic, NON wrestling convos ever. I always show up late as shit to...

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  • Nov 12, 2025 · 2 hr 14 min

    Darth Vader and His 6AM Mistakes

    It's Wednesday and you always seem to show up for our special ass brand 'o bullshit, but we love making this Rukus Juice for, so the Hard R Cafe is OPEN! We always aim to do new things with the show and have fun in different ways other than insult...

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  • Nov 5, 2025 · 2 hr 34 min

    Finishing First In Our Threeway

    Welcome to the craziness that is Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open and biy do we have a surprise for you, we have a whole guest! Ol Philbilly LOVES his wrasslin so much, that we bring in outside talent, with a twist. Meet Kaya, a first...

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  • Oct 29, 2025 · 1 hr 30 min

    Hush, Cause I Never Said Poltergeist

    It's Wednesday, so you know what that means....day drinking, ENGAGE!  Welcome to another crazy good episode of Rukus Juice! The world's greatest host duo is back...we don't know which show they are on, but it ain't this one. This is THE Hard R Cafe....

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  • Oct 22, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min

    Ol' Joystick Mick

    Welcome one and all to yet another episode of Rukus Juice, where we pride ourselves on licking the tastiest windows on the bus. The Hard R Cafe has given you some pretty interesting episodes with old Philbilly and I at the helm, so why should we...

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  • Oct 15, 2025 · 1 hr 41 min

    Spread That Opening, You Bad Boy

    Hello ya drunkards and welcome back to the infamous Hard R Cafe, cause it's time to get rowdy with some Rukus Juice! How do ya like that title? YEah, so my main man Philbilly has this crazy ass list of show topics that we NEVER use. lol, I know, I...

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  • Oct 8, 2025 · 1 hr 12 min

    Swayze, Hospital Murder, And Shish Kabitches

    Hey yall, this is Jabbo. Welcome to the show, again. Ya know, this is TECHICALLY our 100th episode on Rukus Juice, so thanks for putting up with Philbilly. I know he can be a handful. Anyways..thanks for hanging in there with us, and we will continue...

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  • Oct 2, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min

    Welcome to White-kanda

    YOh boy, it's late but it's great...time to open the doors to the Hard R Cafe for some Rukus Juice! Oh boy is this one fresh squeezed. It's a good morning chat about the wonderful world of Peacemaker and Gen V. Oh don't worry, there are way more...

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  • Sep 24, 2025 · 1 hr 57 min

    We Want Our MTV

    You know, here at Rukus Juice. we pride ourselves on being masters of conversation and great manipulators of words....NAW!  Welcome To The Cafe with Hard R in it's name where we slang the Rukus Juice. We took our time crafting a really good episode...

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