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Rude Roundtable · April 3 · 1 hr 40 min

096 - Clapham He Man

Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ The hosts return (sans John) for another chaotic breakdown of immersive London attractions, pop culture rants, medical embarrassments, and extreme internet kinks: War of the Worlds Immersive Experience: One host shares his experience at London’s War of the Worlds VR attraction—complete with live actors, Martian heat-rays, virtual Thames boat escapes, and getting swallowed whole by alien tripods. He-Man, Action Icons & Seagal Slander: The boys dissect the Masters of the Universe trailer (ranting about a skinny He-Man and Jared Leto as Skeletor), praise Dolph Lundgren’s particle physics credentials, honor Chuck Norris, and expose Steven Seagal as a certified fraud. Sitcom Nostalgia & TV Revivals: Discussions on rumored Brooklyn Nine-Nine spinoffs spiral into Big Bang Theory crushes, Friends episodes getting pulled from broadcast, and the revival of Scrubs with JD and Turk training new interns. Alan Ritchson Fights & World Politics: The crew recaps Reacher star Alan Ritchson’s viral bodycam fight with an English neighbor, Lee Child’s 3-second video casting rule, Donald Trump’s political taunts, and Putin banning Russian petroleum exports. MRI Tubing Disasters & Health MOTs: One host details the humiliation of being too wide for a standard MRI scanner (forcing a trip to an open scanner in Hendon), suffering sleep apnea panic attacks, and taking blood tests for falling testosterone. AI Tattoo Fails & Convention Hype: A rant about arrogant social media tattoo artists inking AI-generated six-fingered Jesuses leads to previews of their upcoming booth at the Maidstone Tattoo Convention. The Extreme Fetish Audit: The show ends with a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of bizarre fetishes—including human furniture, adult baby diapers, car-crash lovers (symphorophilia), penis sounding, and shoving raw peeled ginger up the arse (figging). Verdict: Pure, unfiltered pub banter. Effortlessly blending sci-fi theater reviews, action movie trivia, health scares, and deeply uncomfortable internet search histories into one hilarious episode.

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Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod

Closing music - Belesduna

Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna

Purdy ink

Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83

insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/

The hosts return (sans John) for another chaotic breakdown of immersive London attractions, pop culture rants, medical embarrassments, and extreme internet kinks:

  • War of the Worlds Immersive Experience: One host shares his experience at London’s War of the Worlds VR attraction—complete with live actors, Martian heat-rays, virtual Thames boat escapes, and getting swallowed whole by alien tripods.
  • He-Man, Action Icons & Seagal Slander: The boys dissect the Masters of the Universe trailer (ranting about a skinny He-Man and Jared Leto as Skeletor), praise Dolph Lundgren’s particle physics credentials, honor Chuck Norris, and expose Steven Seagal as a certified fraud.
  • Sitcom Nostalgia & TV Revivals: Discussions on rumored Brooklyn Nine-Nine spinoffs spiral into Big Bang Theory crushes, Friends episodes getting pulled from broadcast, and the revival of Scrubs with JD and Turk training new interns.
  • Alan Ritchson Fights & World Politics: The crew recaps Reacher star Alan Ritchson’s viral bodycam fight with an English neighbor, Lee Child’s 3-second video casting rule, Donald Trump’s political taunts, and Putin banning Russian petroleum exports.
  • MRI Tubing Disasters & Health MOTs: One host details the humiliation of being too wide for a standard MRI scanner (forcing a trip to an open scanner in Hendon), suffering sleep apnea panic attacks, and taking blood tests for falling testosterone.
  • AI Tattoo Fails & Convention Hype: A rant about arrogant social media tattoo artists inking AI-generated six-fingered Jesuses leads to previews of their upcoming booth at the Maidstone Tattoo Convention.
  • The Extreme Fetish Audit: The show ends with a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of bizarre fetishes—including human furniture, adult baby diapers, car-crash lovers (symphorophilia), penis sounding, and shoving raw peeled ginger up the arse (figging).

Verdict: Pure, unfiltered pub banter. Effortlessly blending sci-fi theater reviews, action movie trivia, health scares, and deeply uncomfortable internet search histories into one hilarious episode.

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