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Respect The Dead

Respect the Dead

Respect the Dead; the podcast where we don’t. Caelan Conrad and Hoots drag the corpses of everyone's least favourite people.

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  • 26 episodes
  • fortnightly
  • Avg 1 hr 8 min
  • English

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  • Nov 10, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min

    George King & The Aetherius Society

    After his crucifixion, Jesus returned to Venus, where he chilled with his friends Buddha and the Prophet Muhammad until the mid 1900’s, and then, decided to help earth once again, through his new emissary and the star of today’s episode; His Eminence Sir George of England King, O.S.P., Ph.D., Th.D., D.D, the Metropolitan Archbishop of the Aetherius Churches. Back Hoots' "After Titanic" indiegogo campaign!: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/after-titanic#/https://shorturl.at/zU1ER - Support Caelan on Indiegogo and get some cool perks/rewards! Watch on YouTube at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@RespecttheDeadPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hoots: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@hootsyoutube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/punishedhoots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Caelan: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@caelanconrad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/caelanconrad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/caelan.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 📱👚 Socials & Merch ➡ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/respectthedead⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

  • Oct 27, 2025 · 1 hr 36 min

    Sylvia Browne is Dead (And that's Good!)

    Sylvia Browne made a career out of lying to parents of missing children - telling them they were dead when they were alive, alive when they were dead. And now that Sylvia is dead, we're going to talk about why that's a huge win for humanity!https://shorturl.at/zU1ER - Support Caelan on Indiegogo and get some cool perks/rewards! Back Hoots' "After Titanic" indiegogo campaign!: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/after-titanic#/ Watch on YouTube at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@RespecttheDeadPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hoots: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@hootsyoutube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/punishedhoots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Caelan: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@caelanconrad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/caelanconrad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/caelan.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 📱👚 Socials & Merch ➡ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/respectthedead⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

  • Oct 13, 2025 · 1 hr 38 min

    Republican Child Abuser Dies - James Dobson

    He named his dog Freud and then beat him, and now he's dead. James Dobson was a child abuser, animal abuser, and a devout Christian and Conservative. Today we mourn the loss of a world that never knew this piece of trash to begin with. Back Hoots' "After Titanic" indiegogo campaign!: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/after-titanic#/ Watch on YouTube at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@RespecttheDeadPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hoots: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@hootsyoutube⁠⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/punishedhoots⁠⁠⁠⁠ Caelan: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@caelanconrad⁠⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/caelanconrad⁠⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/caelan.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠ 📱👚 Socials & Merch ➡ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/respectthedead⁠⁠⁠⁠

  • Sep 29, 2025 · 55 min

    Hulk Hogan - The Only Bad Drag Queen

    He was a cheater, a racist, a liar, an abuser, an alleged sex offender, and wouldn't have made it one episode in Drag Race with his busted little boa. Hulk Hogan died as he lived - recently and racistly. Watch on YouTube at: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@RespecttheDeadPodcast⁠⁠⁠ Hoots: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@hootsyoutube⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/punishedhoots⁠⁠⁠ Caelan: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@caelanconrad⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/caelanconrad⁠⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/caelan.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠ 📱👚 Socials & Merch ➡ ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/respectthedead⁠⁠⁠ Back Hoots' "After Titanic" indiegogo campaign!: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/after-titanic#/

  • Sep 15, 2025 · 2 hr 5 min

    The Titanic Iceberg Explained

    We all know what happened to the RMS Titanic: she was the "unsinkable" ship that got merked by an iceberg on her first trip out the house. But how well do you REALLY know Titanic? Enough to understand an iceberg meme? Let's get into it! Watch in video at: https://www.youtube.com/@hootsyoutube Want an exclusive video episode about Titanic? Sign up at ➡ https://www.patreon.com/RespectTheDead Hoots: https://www.youtube.com/@hootsyoutube // https://twitter.com/punishedhoots Caelan: https://www.youtube.com/@caelanconrad // https://twitter.com/caelanconrad // https://bsky.app/profile/caelan.bsky.social 📱👚 Socials & Merch ➡ https://linktr.ee/respectthedead After Titanic, coming Spring 2026. Sign up for news and info about the upcoming indiegogo campaign here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/after-titanic/coming_soon/x/38713508

  • Sep 1, 2025 · 1 hr 14 min

    Charles Manson - Crimes & Punishment

    The crimes, sentencing, and final days of Charles Manson. Watch on YouTube at: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@RespecttheDeadPodcast⁠⁠ Hoots: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@hootsyoutube⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/punishedhoots⁠⁠ Caelan: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@caelanconrad⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/caelanconrad⁠⁠ // ⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/caelan.bsky.social⁠⁠ 📱👚 Socials & Merch ➡ ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/respectthedead⁠⁠ Thanks to Davi Armanino for editing this episode. You can check out more of their work at ⁠⁠daviarmanino.com⁠

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