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Welcome to the Relatables Podcast with Jake and Ottie! Your metaphorical shoulder to cry on, the soundtrack to your hot girl walks and your pick-me-up... Come with us as we try to navigate this funny place we call ‘life’. Our aim is to light up your day, find a sense of belonging and support all the girls in their quest to understand the modern man. We're the most relatable guys on the internet.

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  • Thursday · 26 min

    BOOKCLUB: A COURT OF SPLINTED HARMONY

    JOIN PATREON HERE This episode of the podcast is a must-listen for all ACOTAR fans, as the hosts dive into the upcoming books in the series and share their predictions and theories about the story. They discuss the possibility of a crossover between ACOTAR and other series, such as Throne of Glass and Crescent City, and debate whether it's a good idea to read these books in a specific order. The hosts are excited to share their thoughts on the upcoming books, A Court of Splintered Harmony and A Court of Forgotten Melody, and discuss the potential connections between the ACOTAR series and other series by the same author. They also talk about the challenges of reading multiple series at once and the benefits of reading them in a specific order. One of the hosts shares their experience of reading Crescent City and how it's a grind, but still enjoyable, and they discuss the differences between reading ACOTAR and other series. The hosts also share their predictions for the upcoming books, including the possibility of a character's pregnancy and the return of a beloved character. They discuss the author's use of a soft magic system and how it affects the story, and they share their thoughts on the controversy surrounding the reading order of the series. They also talk about the importance of reading the books in a specific order to understand the story and characters better. If you're a fan of the ACOTAR series, you won't want to miss this episode. The hosts share their insights and predictions, and discuss the challenges and benefits of reading multiple series at once. Join the conversation and share your thoughts on the upcoming books and the reading order of the series. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 23 · 52 min

    EP 38 - THIS IS OTTIE

    JOIN PATREON HERE FOR THE EXTRA QUESTIONS In this episode, Ottie takes us right back to the beginning and tells the story of how he became the person you know today. From growing up in a small coastal town in Australia and spending most of his childhood obsessed with soccer, to navigating friendships, family, identity and the pressure of trying to work out where he belonged, Ottie opens up about the moments that shaped him. He talks about the highs and lows of soccer, what it was like having so much of his identity tied to the sport, and the difficult decision to eventually walk away from the path he thought his life was supposed to follow. We also get into his uni years, the chaos of his early twenties, finding new passions, starting businesses, gardening eras, relationships and all the random decisions that somehow led to The Relatables. It’s an honest look at Ottie’s life so far, the good, the messy, the lessons learned and the moments that completely changed his direction. And if you want even more, head over to Patreon for the extended episode where Ottie answers questions from the Baddies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 16 · 29 min

    EP 37 - CHEATING NOT CHEATING IS BACKKK!!

    If you liked this, join Patreon for an extra exclusive episode week, JOIN FOR $8.99 PER MONTH This episode is a blast with OG segments, "Cheating Not Cheating," where they dive into the gray areas of everyday life. This time around, they're joined by a friend who's eager to test their moral compass and explore the fine line between right and wrong. If you're looking for a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and maybe even question your own values, this episode is a great place to start. Join the speaker and their friend as they navigate the complexities of everyday life and explore the gray areas that make us human. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 13 · 36 min

    BOOKCLUB: ASSASSIN'S BLADE PT 5

    JOIN PATREON HERE In this episode, the speaker dives into the thrilling conclusion of Assassin's Blade, the fifth part of a beloved series. The conversation is a wild ride, full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. The speaker's reactions to the plot are just as entertaining as the story itself, making this episode a must-listen for fans of the series. The episode picks up where the previous one left off, with the speaker discussing the latest developments in the story. They delve into the world of the Assassin's Guild, where Selena and Sam are navigating their complicated relationships and trying to stay one step ahead of their enemies. Along the way, they encounter a cast of characters that will stop at nothing to achieve their goals, including the ruthless Arabin Hammel. As the story unfolds, the speaker's reactions range from shock and outrage to empathy and understanding. They break down the plot points, analyzing the motivations of the characters and the consequences of their actions. The conversation is engaging and thought-provoking, making this episode a great listen for fans of the series. If you're a fan of the Assassin's Blade series, you won't want to miss this episode. The speaker's enthusiasm and knowledge of the story make this a must-listen for anyone looking to catch up on the latest developments. Join the conversation and listen to the full episode to find out what happens next in the world of Assassin's Blade. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 9 · 58 min

    EP 36 - THIS IS HOW YOU TEST YOUR MAN

    Join Patreon for an extra episode a week BECOME A BADDIE Submit Dilemmas here HERE Sign off an Episode HERE We dive into a series of fun and thought-provoking topics, from conspiracy theories to relationships and mental health. The conversation starts with a discussion about a conspiracy theory that the Australian government pays Google and Apple to recommend toll roads, which leads to a debate about the reliability of GPS navigation systems. The episode takes a more serious turn when the hosts discuss a listener's dilemma about whether to pursue a casual relationship or not. Ottie and Jake offer their advice and share their own experiences with relationships and mental health. They also talk about the importance of seeking help and investing in one's own happiness. The conversation is filled with humor and wit, making it an entertaining and engaging listen. One of the most interesting parts of the episode is the discussion about the hosts' own experiences with mental health. Ottie shares her struggles with anxiety and depression, and Jake talks about his own experiences with feeling overwhelmed and burnt out. They also discuss the importance of seeking help and taking care of one's mental health. If you're looking for a podcast that's relatable, entertaining, and thought-provoking, this episode of Relatables is a must-listen. Join Ottie and Jake as they discuss everything from conspiracy theories to relationships and mental health. Tune in to hear their hilarious and insightful conversation, and don't forget to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 6 · 35 min

    BOOKCLUB: ASSASSIN'S BLADE PT 4

    Jpin patreon here PATREON This episode of The Relatable Baddies book club is a wild ride, full of twists and turns that'll keep you on the edge of your seat. Our host is diving into the latest installment of the Assassin's series, and it's clear that they're just as invested in the story as we are. With their signature blend of humor and insight, they're breaking down the key points of the book, from the complex characters to the intricate plot twists. As they discuss the latest developments in the story, our host shares their thoughts on the characters' motivations and relationships, and it's clear that they're not afraid to speak their mind. They're also diving into the themes of the book, including the morality of the characters' actions and the consequences of their choices. With their unique perspective and humor, they're making this episode a must-listen for fans of the series. One of the things that stands out in this episode is the way our host is able to balance their love of the series with their critical eye. They're not afraid to point out the flaws in the story or the characters, and they're always willing to ask the tough questions. It's a refreshing take on the typical book club format, and it's clear that our host is passionate about the series. If you're a fan of the Assassin's series or just looking for a fun and engaging book club experience, this episode is a must-listen. Our host's enthusiasm and insight make this episode a standout, and it's clear that they're just as invested in the story as we are. So grab a cup of coffee, settle in, and get ready to dive into the world of Assassin's with our host. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • August 2 · 1 hr

    EP 35 - MEN WILL LITERALLY EARN A PHD IN DECEPTION!!!

    Join PATREON HERE SUBMIT DILEMMAS HERE SIGN OFF AN EPISODE HERE This episode of the podcast is a hilarious and thought-provoking conversation that will have you laughing out loud and nodding your head in agreement. The hosts dive into a series of relatable dilemmas, from men complaining about issues instead of fixing them to the absurdity of men rewriting history and facts to prove themselves right. Along the way, they share personal anecdotes and observations that will leave you wondering if you're the only one who's ever experienced these things. The conversation covers a range of topics, from the importance of listening and asking questions to the absurdity of men's behavior in various situations. The hosts also discuss the value of taking advice from others, even if it's not always easy to swallow. They share their own experiences with trying new things, from a mouth tape that's helped one of them sleep better to a friend who's obsessed with abandoned railways. The conversation is full of humor and heart, and it's a great reminder that we're all in this together. One of the most relatable dilemmas discussed in this episode is the struggle to find one's path in life. The hosts share their own experiences with trying different careers and hobbies, and they offer advice to a young listener who's feeling uncertain about their future. They emphasize the importance of taking risks and trying new things, and they encourage listeners to focus on finding joy and purpose in their lives. If you're looking for a conversation that's both entertaining and thought-provoking, this episode is a must-listen. The hosts' humor and vulnerability will have you laughing and nodding your head in agreement, and their advice and insights will leave you feeling inspired and motivated. So grab a cup of coffee, settle in, and get ready to join the conversation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • July 30 · 31 min

    BOOKCLUB: ASSASSIN'S BLADE PT 3

    This episode of the podcast is a thrilling discussion about the novella "The Assassin and the Desert" from the Throne of Glass series. The hosts dive into the story, sharing their thoughts and theories about the characters and plot twists. They discuss the novella's place in the series, its themes, and how it sets the stage for the rest of the story. The hosts start by sharing their initial impressions of the novella, discussing its unique blend of action, adventure, and character development. They also touch on the novella's place in the series, debating whether it's a necessary read or if it can be skipped. As they delve deeper into the story, they discuss the complex characters, including Selene and Ansel, and their relationships with each other and the other characters. One of the main topics of discussion is the character development of Selene, who undergoes significant changes throughout the novella. The hosts analyze her growth and how it affects her relationships with the other characters. They also discuss the themes of loyalty, friendship, and the consequences of one's actions. The conversation is engaging and thought-provoking, making this episode a must-listen for fans of the series. If you're a fan of the Throne of Glass series or just looking for a compelling discussion about a great book, this episode is a great place to start. The hosts' enthusiasm and knowledge of the series make for a fun and informative listen. Join them as they explore the world of Selene and her friends, and get ready to be transported to a world of adventure and magic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • July 26 · 1 hr 8 min

    EP 34 - MENS ISSUES? W/ALEXIS FERNANDEZ or DYFM

    JOIN PATREON FOR AN EXTRA EVERY WEEK In this episode of the Relatables podcast, hosts Ottie and Jake dive into a very real and relatable topic: the struggles of heartbreak and relationships. They're joined by special guest Alexis Fernandez from the Do You F*cking Mind? PODCAST INSTA HERE , who shares her expertise on the neuroscience behind heartbreak and relationships. But before getting into the nitty-gritty, the hosts discuss a very common phenomenon: the male loneliness epidemic. They explore how societal expectations and a lack of respect for women can contribute to this issue, and how it's not just about women not needing men, but about men needing to step up and be better partners. The conversation takes a turn when the hosts discuss the topic of porn addiction and its effects on relationships. They explore how easy access to porn can lead to addiction, and how this can impact a partner's sex drive and intimacy. They also discuss the importance of communication and setting boundaries in relationships, and how men need to take responsibility for their actions and seek help if they're struggling with addiction. The hosts also touch on the topic of testosterone levels and how they can be affected by lifestyle choices, such as phone use and sleep deprivation. Throughout the episode, the hosts share personal anecdotes and insights, making the conversation feel intimate and relatable. They also discuss the importance of quality time and connection in relationships, and how small gestures can make a big difference. The episode ends with a thought-provoking discussion on the male loneliness epidemic and how men can take steps to be better partners and friends. If you're struggling with relationships or feeling lonely, this episode is a must-listen. The hosts offer practical advice and insights that will help you navigate the ups and downs of love and relationships. So grab a cup of coffee, get comfortable, and tune in to this honest and eye-opening conversation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • July 23 · 31 min

    BOOKCLUB: ASSASSIN'S BLADE PT 2

    JOIN PATREON HERE This episode of Relatable Baddies Book Club is a wild ride, full of predictions, theories, and a healthy dose of skepticism. The hosts dive into the latest novella in the Assassin's Blade series, discussing everything from Selena's character development to their own personal connections with the story. They also take a break from the main topic to share their thoughts on Dorian, a character who's been a topic of debate among fans. But don't worry, they don't give away any major spoilers - you'll have to listen to find out what they have to say. The hosts discuss their predictions for the series, including a possible war between Selena and Dorian, and their theories about the mysterious library and its connection to the story. They also share their own personal experiences with reading and interpreting the series, including their own biases and assumptions. One of the hosts shares a funny story about how they initially pictured Dorian as a black character, and how their imagination can sometimes get in the way of their understanding of the story. The conversation is engaging and entertaining, with the hosts sharing their opinions and insights in a way that's relatable and easy to follow. They also discuss the importance of context in understanding the story, and how their own experiences and biases can influence their interpretation of the characters and plot. If you're a fan of the Assassin's Blade series or just love discussing books and theories, this episode is a must-listen. The hosts' enthusiasm and banter make for a fun and engaging listen, and their insights are sure to spark some interesting discussions. So grab a cup of coffee, settle in, and get ready to dive into the world of Relatable Baddies Book Club. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • July 19 · 1 hr 7 min

    EP 33 - THE FU*K BOY POLICE W/LUCY & NIKKI

    JOIN PATREON HERE SUBMIT DILEMMAS HERE SIGN OFF AN EPISODE HERE AzClear Medicated Lotion: Always read the label and follow the directions for use. AzClear Day Moisturiser SPF30: Always read the label and follow the directions for use. Avoid prolonged sun exposure and wear protective clothing, hats and eyewear to further reduce risk. Frequent re-application is required. @AZclear In this episode of the podcast, we welcome Lucy and Nikki from Happy Hour!!!! We dive into a series of relatable dilemmas that listeners have shared with them. From navigating the complexities of relationships to discussing the importance of communication, this episode covers it all. We also share their own personal experiences and insights, making for a thought-provoking and entertaining listen. The episode starts with a discussion about the importance of communication in relationships, with the hosts sharing their own experiences of navigating the challenges of living together and working together. They also discuss the importance of being honest with oneself and one's partner, and how this can lead to a stronger and more fulfilling relationship. The hosts also touch on the topic of boundaries and how they can be a source of conflict in relationships. One of the listeners' dilemmas that the hosts discuss is about a woman who is considering marrying her partner, but is upset that he has been using the AI tool Chat GPT without her knowledge or consent. The hosts offer their thoughts on this dilemma, discussing the importance of communication and trust in relationships. They also share their own experiences of using Chat GPT and how it has impacted their relationships. The episode also covers a listener's dilemma about a woman who is feeling insecure about her sex life with her partner, who has a lower sex drive than she does. The hosts offer their advice and insights on this topic, discussing the importance of communication and honesty in relationships. They also share their own experiences of navigating the challenges of sex and relationships. If you're looking for a thought-provoking and entertaining listen, be sure to check out this episode of the podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • July 16 · 26 min

    BOOKCLUB: ASSASSIN'S BLADE PT 1

    JOIN PATREON HERE This episode of Relatables Baddie's book club is a wild ride, full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. The hosts dive into the Assassin's Blade, a novella that's part of the Throne of Glass series, and share their thoughts on the story, characters, and themes. From the Assassin and the Pirate Lord to the complexities of Selena's character, this episode is a must-listen for any fan of the series. The hosts discuss the novella's unique premise, which takes place before the events of the main series and explores Selena's early days as an assassin. They delve into the story's themes of morality, empathy, and the complexities of Selena's character, who is both a skilled killer and a compassionate person. The hosts also share their thoughts on the novella's characters, including Sam and Captain Rolf, and how they fit into the larger story. One of the standout points of this episode is the hosts' discussion of Selena's character development. They explore how she navigates her relationships with others, including Sam and Arabin, and how these interactions shape her into the person she becomes. The hosts also touch on the novella's themes of power, corruption, and the consequences of one's actions. If you're a fan of the Throne of Glass series or just looking for a engaging discussion of a great book, this episode is a must-listen. The hosts' banter and insights will keep you entertained and informed, and you'll come away with a deeper understanding of the series and its characters. Join us next time for more book club fun and discussion! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • July 12 · 1 hr 3 min

    EP 32 - MEN MAKE EVERYTHING DIFFICULT !!

    JOIN PATREON HERE SUBMIT DILEMMAS HERE SIGN OFF AN EPISODE HERE This episode of the podcast is a hilarious and thought-provoking discussion about the things men make unnecessarily difficult. From dating to relationships, sex, and even business ideas, the hosts dive into the quirks and complexities of the male experience. The conversation starts with a relatable business idea for a dating app called "No Kids," which sparked a discussion about the importance of communication in relationships. The hosts also tackle the topic of sex, sharing their personal experiences and insights on how men can overcome mental barriers to intimacy. One listener's dilemma about her partner's erectile dysfunction leads to a thoughtful discussion about the importance of open communication and understanding in relationships. The hosts also explore the idea of a product that could help couples sleep better together, and they discuss the pros and cons of different design options. Meanwhile, a listener shares a clever solution to the problem of stealing blankets in bed, and the hosts consider the possibility of collaborating with her on the idea. If you're looking for a laugh and some insightful conversation, tune in to this episode to hear the hosts' thoughts on these topics and more. Join the conversation and share your own experiences in the comments. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • July 9 · 34 min

    BOOKCLUB: CROWN OF MIDNIGHT CH 40-END

    JOIN PATREON HERE This episode of Relentless Baddies Book Club is a game-changer. The hosts dive into the latest chapters of their current read, Assassin's Blade, and the plot twists are getting wild. They're discussing the latest revelations about Selena's past, her connection to the royal family, and the mysterious word keys that hold the key to her powers. But what they uncover will leave you speechless. This episode is all about the hosts' reactions to the latest chapters, and they're not holding back. They're discussing the implications of Selena's true identity, her connection to the royal family, and the potential consequences of her actions. They're also speculating about the upcoming chapters and the direction the story will take. With each new revelation, the hosts are getting more and more invested in the story, and you'll be on the edge of your seat too. The hosts are also discussing the latest plot twists, including the mysterious word keys, the royal family's secrets, and the potential threat to the kingdom. They're analyzing the clues and piecing together the mystery, and you'll be right there with them. With their witty banter and insightful commentary, they're making this episode a must-listen. If you're as hooked as we are, tune in to this episode to hear the hosts' reactions to the latest chapters. They're breaking down the plot, discussing the characters, and speculating about what's to come. Don't miss out on the excitement – listen to this episode and get ready to join the conversation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • July 5 · 56 min

    EP 31 - WILL THE PODCAST CONTINUE ?

    JOIN PATREON HERE GET MERCH HERE SUBMIT DILEMMAS HERE SIGN OFF AN EPISODE HERE This episode of the Relatables podcast is a wild ride, folks. The hosts, Jake and Odie, are having a heart-to-heart about their four-year anniversary of the podcast, and it's a big decision time - should they keep going or call it quits? But before they dive into that, they're discussing the importance of confrontation and how it's an under-explored emotion. They share a relatable story about a chaotic encounter with a dog trainer who had 25 dogs running around, and how it led to a heated argument. The conversation takes a turn when they discuss the importance of communication in relationships, specifically about sex and intimacy. A listener shares a dilemma about their partner's low sex drive, and the hosts offer some sage advice. They also talk about the challenges of living together and how it can affect relationships. The episode is full of humor, honesty, and real talk. One of the most interesting parts of the episode is when the hosts discuss the concept of "normal" sex frequency in relationships. They share their own experiences and insights, and it's clear that every relationship is unique. They also talk about the importance of communication and how it can make or break a relationship. If you're looking for a podcast that's real, raw, and relatable, this episode of Relatables is a must-listen. The hosts are always up for a good conversation, and this episode is no exception. So grab a cup of coffee, get comfortable, and tune in to hear the full episode. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • July 2 · 31 min

    BOOKCLUB: CROWN OF MIDNIGHT CH 20-40

    This episode of Relentless Book Club is a wild ride, full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. The hosts dive into chapters 20-40 of Crown of Midnight, discussing everything from Selena's complicated relationships to the mysterious magic system. But be warned: this episode is not for the faint of heart, as the hosts tackle some heavy themes and intense plot points. As they delve into the world of Throne of Glass, the hosts explore the complexities of Selena's character, including her feelings towards Kale and her growing sense of self-discovery. They also discuss the mysterious magic system, which involves portals, rings, and ancient powers. But what's really going on beneath the surface? The hosts break down the clues and theories, and share their own predictions for what's to come. One thing's for sure: this episode is full of surprises. The hosts discuss some major plot twists, including a shocking death and a revelation that will change everything. They also share their thoughts on the characters' motivations and the author's masterful storytelling. But don't just take their word for it - tune in to hear the full discussion and form your own opinions. If you're as hooked as we are, be sure to listen to the full episode to hear the hosts' in-depth analysis and discussion. Join the conversation and share your thoughts on the latest developments in the Throne of Glass series. Will Selena find the truth about her past and her powers? Can Kale be trusted? And what's the deal with those mysterious rings? Tune in to find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • June 28 · 50 min

    EP 30 - THE MILLION DOLLAR IDEA?!!!!

    SHOP MERCH HERE This week, Jake puts his relationship to the test and somehow manages to prove he actually loves his girlfriend. We unpack one of our favourite Instagram questions yet: What's the worst thing you've ever lied to your partner about? (The answers are... concerning.) Then we attempt something that's way harder than it should be in our "I'm Glad You're Like This" segment, where we have to genuinely compliment each other without making it awkward. Ottie shares a business move he thinks sharks would absolutely respect, we debate whether it's genius or completely delusional, and, of course, we finish with your dilemmas, from relationship drama to life's biggest "what do I do?" moments. JOIN PATREON HERE SUBMIT DILEMMAS HERE SIGN OFF AN EPISODE HERE See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • June 25 · 32 min

    BOOKCLUB: CROWN OF MIDNIGHT CH 0-20

    We're back in Erilea and kicking off Crown of Midnight with Chapters 1–20. After the events of Throne of Glass, Celaena is settling into her new role as the King's Champion... but nothing is as straightforward as it seems. Secrets are piling up, tensions are rising, and our girl is making some very questionable decisions that we absolutely need to discuss. This week, Jake and Ottie unpack the aftermath of the first book, dive into the evolving relationships between our favourite characters, and share their reactions to the moments that had them kicking their feet, screaming, and immediately needing to read the next chapter. Plus, we discuss our early theories, favourite moments, and whether we're officially more obsessed with this series than we were a few weeks ago. Grab your copy, read Chapters 1–20, and join us for the start of what promises to be an even wilder ride. ⚠️ Spoiler warning: This episode contains spoilers for Chapters 1–20 of Crown of Midnight. BECOME A BADDIE HERE See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  • June 21 · 55 min

    EP 29 - SLEEP DIVORCE!??

    This week on The Relatables, Ottie's feeling anxious and opens up about what's been going on in his head lately. The boys then dive into the Off Campus finale, unpacking all the chaos, romance and moments that had them screaming. Plus, business ideas updatem ,what's working, what's flopping, and what might just be genius. And of course, your dilemmas are back, with questionable advice delivered confidently as always. Anxiety, smut, business ventures and bad decisions, just another week with The Relatables. JOIN PATREON HERE SUBMIT DILEMMAS HERE SIGN OFF AN EPISODE HERE See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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