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Rated RPG Podcast

Rated RPG

All 68 episodes of The Valley of Green Gold are out now!
An expertly produced fantasy story told through Dungeons & Dragons.
Follow four unique characters as they come together on a mysterious island.
Aaron Yonda as Wendell the Wombat (a wombat-folk wizard)
Deon Green as Bunny DePayne (a human professional wrestler)
Brad Knight as S’Silbeth Oristh (a serpet-folk wild magic sorceress)
Emre Cihangir as Clubhead (a living construct druid)
and Jason Stephens (human GM/producer and creator)

Dramatic role-playing merges with comedic sensibilities, ”rule of cool” moments, tense combats, and a cohesive story.
ALL EPISODES ARE OUT AND AVAILABLE NOW!!

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  • S2 · E68
    Feb 28, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 68 - The End

    The Woop Woop Troop delves deep into Krow Island's mines to confront the island's biggest mysteries, and they find much more than they bargained for. Support Rated RPG and stay connected with us via Patreon: Patreon.com/ratedrpg

  • S2 · E67
    Jan 10, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 67 - The Main Event

    Bunny DePayne and the Woop Woop Troop duke it out for Krow Island domination in this thrilling penultimate episode of the Valley of Green Gold! One more episode in the adventure to go! Support Rated RPG and stay connected with us via Patreon: Patreon.com/ratedrpg

  • S2 · E65
    Oct 9, 2024 · 58 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 65 - The Old Fashioned Way

    With Krow Island Karnage (and Bunny's championship match) just hours away, the party plots a daring jailbreak to rescue Battimma the wombatfolk. Support Rated RPG via Patreon: Patreon.com/ratedrpg

  • S2 · E64
    Aug 31, 2024 · 48 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 64 - Woop Woop!

    The Woop Woop Troop is almost done clearing the rubble to escape Maddix's collapsed tower, but they're about to make a series of shocking discoveries. Support Rated RPG via Patreon: Patreon.com/ratedrpg

  • S2 · E63
    Aug 3, 2024 · 56 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 63 - Voltron

    The Woop Woop Troop get some well-deserved "alone time" as we break off into short solo sessions so they can discover information, find loot, and learn a bit about themselves. Support Rated RPG via Patreon: Patreon.com/ratedrpg

  • S2 · E62
    Jul 19, 2024 · 46 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 62 - Maddix

    The Woop Woop Troop has found the wizard Maddix! He knows more about what's happening on Krow Island than anyone - the catch is that he's like 100 years old and locked in a crystal sarcophagus. Plus, if they free him, who's to say he won't murder them all? Support Rated RPG via Patreon: Patreon.com/ratedrpg

  • S2 · E61
    Jun 26, 2024 · 52 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 61 - Fun and Dramatics

    The Woop Woop Troop has tangled with everything from ogres to zombie dragon turtles, but they've never fought two dozen creepy dolls in magical darkness before! Support Rated RPG via Patreon: Patreon.com/ratedrpg

  • S2 · E60
    Jun 7, 2024 · 27 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 60 - Wiggle Wiggle

    Searching for a way out of the collapsed wizard's tower, Wendell comes up with a dangerous plan. A plan that could prove deadly for some of the party. Support Rated RPG via Patreon: Patreon.com/ratedrpg

  • S2 · E59
    May 28, 2024 · 48 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 59 - Attempt the Hole

    The thing about Krow Island is how relentless it can be. Just when you think you've got a moment to catch your breath, something happens to put your life in danger. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

  • S2 · E58
    May 14, 2024 · 49 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 58 - Greased Tortle

    The Woop Woop Troop are in the entrance chamber to Maddix's tower. They've discovered some clues that indicate there's a secret door somewhere nearby, but before they can search the area, there's a half-dozen undead guardians which need to be dealt with. Winding stone staircases, zombies & skeletons? Finally, a use for GREASE! Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

  • S2 · E57
    Apr 17, 2024 · 46 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 57 - Surf's Up

    When Clubhead follows a mysterious rodent, he encounters six reasons you should never split the party. But what happens next will have you hanging ten! Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

  • S2 · E56
    Apr 9, 2024 · 23 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 56 - Clubhead's Nighttime Adventure

    While Wendell, S'Silbeth, and Bunny sleep, they're reminded of the reasons they've come to Krow Island. And while the rest of the Woop Woop Troop slumbers, Clubhead finds a reason to wander off. Support Rated RPG on Patreon, where you can even join for FREE: Patreon.com/ratedrpg

  • S2 · E54
    Mar 26, 2024 · 37 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 54 - You've Got a Deal

    As the Woop Woop Troop gets pummeled in one of their toughest fights yet, Bunny makes a gambit to end S'Silbeth's curse and save them all. Support Rated RPG on Patreon: Patreon.com/ratedrpg

  • S2 · E53
    Mar 18, 2024 · 46 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 53 - Gone Clubbin'

    The Woop Woop Troop throw everything they have at a powerful foe, but with one member of the party hamstrung by a curse, they'll need a lot of luck if they expect to come out on top. Support Rated RPG on Patreon: Patreon.com/ratedrpg

  • S2 · E52
    Mar 11, 2024 · 49 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 52 - Goodnight Sweet Prince

    As the Woop Woop Troop ascends the wizard's tower, they discover a bit more about how it's been constructed. But that knowledge comes at a cost, as they get into a fight that costs them dearly. For all things Rated RPG and to support the podcast and livestream, go to https://www.patreon.com/ratedrpg!

  • S2 · E51
    Mar 3, 2024 · 1 hr 17 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 51 - Relax, it's Munjik!

    We open this episode with a debrief about our most challenging session yet, in which players were tested and dice were very wicked. It's a great chat and recap, and it helped put everyone back on the same page. Every table can benefit from a discussion to clear the air. Then, it's back to the action! The Woop Woop Troop deals with the fallout from a very unfortunate curse. While one member of the party discovers a unique solution to mitigate the danger from S'Silbeth, another discovers that this wizard's tower is deadly. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

  • S2 · E50
    Feb 24, 2024 · 36 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 50 - Uh-Oh

    The dice do a whole lot of deciding on this one. We've always said S'Silbeth was dangerous. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

  • S2 · E49
    Feb 16, 2024 · 57 min

    Valley of Green Gold - Episode 49 - The Cursed Nickel

    Throughout the last year and nearly 50 episodes of The Valley of Green Gold, any time the Woop Woop Troop finds a treasure left to them by our patrons, there's a 1 in 20 chance that the item is cursed. So far, they've been incredibly lucky that none of their treasures have been. In this episode, their luck runs out. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

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