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Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Night Vale Presents

Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.

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September 29 · 1 hr 47 min
343 - Deathdream (1974)
Hey soldier, where you heading? Approachability: 7/10 (Pulpy Vietnam-era zombie drama w more suspense than scares) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Drug abuse; Animal Harm/Death; Suspense/Jump scares; Suicide. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 22 · 1 hr 34 min
342 - Red Dragon (2002)
An adaptation is like a lover… Approachability: 6/10 (Peak 00s thriller complete with fan service and stunt casting) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/Gore; Child Abuse; Sexual assault; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 15 · 2 hr 4 min
341 - The Lure (2015) w/Amanda & Julia of Spirits
It's your standard horror movie musical from Poland Special Guests: Amanda McLoughlin & Julia Schifini of the podcast Spirits Approachability: 7/10 (Gritty, musical adaptation of HC Andersen's The Little Mermaid) Content Warnings: Sex trafficking; Blood/gore; Body horror Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 8 · 1 hr 59 min
340 - The Visit (2015)
Can you fit in this oven? Approachability: 7/10 (Super fun and scary, but not overwhelmingly so) Content Warnings: Jump scares/Creepy visuals; Child harm/endangerment Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 9/12 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 1 · 1 hr 48 min
339 - District 9 (2009)
17 years later, the allegory still applies Approachability: 7/10 (Horror-adjacent sci-fi action allegory) Content Warnings: Body Horror; Bloody Violence; Vomit; Racist Caricatures Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 25 · 2 hr 4 min
338 - Dawn of the Dead (2004)
We're gonna need a montage Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed, bloody, zombie blockbuster) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 19 · 7 min
Coming Sept 1: THE NUDGE by Joseph Fink [audiobook excerpt]
Pre-order The Nudge now wherever you get books/audiobooks. (The audiobook version is narrated by Kevin R. Free and RandomHorror9's own Cecil Baldwin!) Join Joseph on his book tour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 18 · 1 hr 57 min
337 - Nightbreed (1990)
Aaron F*cking Boone Approachability: 6/10 (Not super-scary, but a practical-FX wonderland ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Body Horror; Blood/violence; Strobe effects Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 11 · 1 hr 57 min
336 - The Company of Wolves (1984)
Grandma, what big hair you have! Approachability: 8/10 (Beautiful VFX in a coming-of-age allegory) Content Warnings: Body horror; Creepy animals Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 8/15 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 4 · 1 hr 50 min
335 - mother! (2017)
God is a pretentious poet Approachability: 6/10 (Surreal and stressful domestic horror/religious allegory) Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Misogyny/Imprisonment; Infant death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 28 · 1 hr 45 min
334 - Final Destination 2 (2003)
Practice taking a breath. Approachability: 2/10 (Creative and elaborate ways to die) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 21 · 1 hr 29 min
333 - The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
The Great British Snake-Off Approachability: 6/10 (Surreal and campy folk horror w/some fucked up imagery) Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Jump scares; Snakes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 14 · 1 hr 59 min
332 - The Others (2001)
And God said: "I'm going out for cigarettes" Approachability: 9/10 (Classy, bloodless, but intense ghost story) Content Warnings: Ghosty-ness; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 7 · 1 hr 36 min
331 - Dolls (1986)
Parents just don't understand Approachability: 6/10 (Killer doll fairy tale) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy doll faces Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 7/11 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 30 · 1 hr 24 min
330 - Cat People (1942)
The Central Park Zoo is hiring security guards Approachability: 9/10 (Tense but very approachable classic thriller) Content Warnings: Animal Death; Sexual Harassment/Manipulation; Jump scare Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 23 · 1 hr 23 min
329 - Infinity Pool (2023)
The people you meet on vacation (are the worst people you know) Approachability: 4/10 (Visually twisted thriller about The Worst People) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 16 · 1 hr 29 min
328 - Hannibal (2013)
The classiest episode of Chopped yet. Approachability: 5/10 (Stylish but gory cannibal story) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Cannibalism Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 9 · 1 hr 51 min
327 - The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Is there a queer read on this film? Let's get into it. Approachability: 10/10 (Not a horror, but it sure freaked out a lot of kids) Content Warnings: Flying monkeys Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 2 · 1 hr 53 min
326 - "1408" (2007)
Hope you're earning points for this stay Approachability: 7/10 (PG-13 haunted house) Content Warnings: Photos of blood and gore; Jump scares; Child death; Heights; Roaches Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 26 · 1 hr 28 min
325 - Martyrs (2008)
No one is truly prepared for this Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the squeamish) Content Warnings: Strobe effect; Extreme Blood/gore; Torture; Suicide; Child abuse/torture (non-CSA); Jump scares; Home invasion; Creepy demon thing Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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