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You worship her published articles like scripture. You drool over every high-fashion, high-camp shoot she drops. Your phone vibrates like a sex toy whenever she posts.

And yet…you want MORE? It’s almost like you want to climb inside her brain, wear her skin, be her. If that wouldn’t kill her, she’d let you. But until then we’re PUMPING IT, the unfiltered, unhinged, and uninterrupted video (and audio!) podcast from THE New York Downtown It-Girl. Each week, Linux attempts to make sense of her nonstop chaos-infused partygirl life—only to circle back, tap herself on the back, and pretend she just blessed you with priceless wisdom.

Love her or hate her… the bitch is PUMPING IT.

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  • S1 · E17
    September 18 · 35 min

    How to be a PARTY GIRL | PUMPING IT #17

    Linux is back with a brand new episode of Pumping It — and class is officially in session. After a lifetime spent in nightlife, she’s finally revealing the rules of being the life of the party. How do you walk in? Who do you talk to? How fucked up is too fucked up? And most importantly: how do you leave everyone wanting more? From hater-ass bitches and mooch-ass bitches to double kisses, dance floors and the Sphincter Scale, Linux is teaching you how to bring the party to life — without becoming the death of it.

  • S1 · E16
    September 1 · 27 min

    How to be Hot & Sexy | PUMPING IT #16

    In this episode of Pumping It, Linux breaks down what it really means to be hot and sexy—from beauty, style, hair, nails, flirting, sex, and cosmetic mishaps to confidence, kindness, individuality, and actually liking yourself. While transforming from bare-faced brownstone-under-renovation to full diva, Linux traces her own glow-up back to one tiny ritual that changed everything, explains why you can’t copy someone else’s blueprint, and makes the case that true hotness has less to do with being perfect and more to do with effort, self-knowledge, taking risks, and remembering who the fuck you are. Grab your metaphorical lotion, babe—the renovations never stop.

  • S1 · E15
    July 31 · 22 min

    The Oral (& Anal) Herstory of Fire Island | PUMPING IT #15

    In honor of her 10th summer in Fire Island, Linux gives the children the past, present, and possibly underwater future of New York City’s gay backyard. From its cruising grounds and legendary Pines Party to its million-dollar houses, “sexy afters,” and historically rigid population of white muscle gays on drugs, she unpacks the beauty—and exclusion—that shaped her decade on the island. Linux looks back on being the only doll in the Pines, fighting for her place in its sexual liberation, projectile-vomiting in giant heels, and eventually opening the door for a new generation through Paul’s Dolls Fire Island. Part survival guide, part queer history lesson, and part love letter to the place where she learned to stand up for herself and others, this episode asks what Fire Island has been, what it’s becoming, and who gets to call it theirs.

  • S2 · E13
    January 14 · 48 min

    HOW TO MAKE IT IN NYC (From Someone Who Has) | Pumping It #13

    In today’s episode of Pumping It, in honor of her 10 Years in NYC birthday, THE New York Doll herself, Linux, finally teaches the children how to actually make it in New York City—without burning out, blowing up, or slinking back to Hickory Dickory Wherever-the-Hell with a tote bag and a bruised ego. From drafting your Manhattan Manifesto to locking down the painfully boring but absolutely essential foundations (housing, income, sanity), Linux lays out the hard rules that separate NYC lifers from NYC flops. This isn’t about “making it”—it’s about lasting. The episode closes with a full civic glow-up, reminding us that New York doesn’t owe us shit… but if we show up correctly, consistently, and with purpose, we just might become part of what makes it magic.

  • S2 · E4
    Dec 24, 2025 · 38 min

    Disowned By My Family on Christmas Eve..| Pumping It #12

    In the newest edition of Pumping It, Linux is here to celebrate the holidays… but it’s giving horrible vibes tbh. What starts as a chaotic glam check-in for a Friendsmas pregame quickly turns into a raw storytime about family estrangement, old trauma resurfacing, and the weird loneliness that hits randomly during "Christmas Tree Decorating Time." Plus: Linux’s Holiday Survival Guide for the orphans and the ungrateful-bees-with-families. Oh yeah, Also she gets really drunk :/

  • S2 · E3
    Nov 11, 2025 · 48 min

    How To Stop Being A Birthdayzilla!! | PUMPING IT #11

    Linux dreaded turning 30 this month…like a lot. It didn’t help that the 13 year old girl trapped inside of her was judge-y as hell. The Hut-Girl/Adventure Girl cusp unpacks how her 30th birthday spiraled from solo surf enlightenment to cartel-adjacent chaos, missed flights, and Motel Hell. Between Tulum delusion, surprise-party resentment, and maxed-out friends, she realizes she was the problem: full Birthdayzilla. She breaks down why we weaponize our birthdays, how striving for perfection ruins real moments, and the new rules for not being insufferable. For anyone who’s ever made their birthday everyone else’s punishment. PUMP DESK FORM: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe3GVaRrlP8hgKINJIcs6PIQWlZ7MtYIa_Sut8J2GrC_-UHaA/viewform?usp=header

  • S2 · E2
    Oct 14, 2025 · 1 hr

    Why I Got Penis Enlargement Surgery (As a Girl) | PUMPING IT #10

    Fresh off the operating table after a very Majorella Dupree procedure, Linux fills us all in on why she, as a trans woman, chose to get her genitals blasted all while exposing us to every sexual encounter she's had in her lifetime (thus far) and in the end inspiring us to find our metaphorical d*ck and pump that sh*t up too! FILL OUT THE PUMP DESK FORM NOW: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe3GVaRrlP8hgKINJIcs6PIQWlZ7MtYIa_Sut8J2GrC_-UHaA/viewform?usp=header

  • S2 · E1
    Oct 7, 2025 · 53 min

    How To Not K*LL YOURSELF | PUMPING IT #9

    Linux is BACK. And this time, she means it...like FOR REAL. After a major technical difficulty almost derails her entire season 2 premiere, the it-girl decides to pivot and give y'all EMO's a lesson in how to build your own ladder and climb OUT of that hole. PUMP DESK: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe3GVaRrlP8hgKINJIcs6PIQWlZ7MtYIa_Sut8J2GrC_-UHaA/viewform?usp=header

  • S1 · E7
    Jun 13, 2025 · 1 hr 8 min

    This History of Trans Women Congregating | Pumping It: Episode 7

    In this week's episode of Pumping It: Fresh off a "World Tour" Linux teaches the history of trans women congregating, her method of dealing with rejection through healing our inner child by way of teddy bear, and details the journey her party Paul's Dolls took from nightlife flop to global phenomenon.

  • S1 · E5
    May 6, 2025 · 22 min

    Crashing Met Gala 2025 Afterparties (How to act around CELEBRITIES) | Pumping It: Episode 5

    In the 5th episode of "Pumping It" a still-awake-from-the-night-before-and-freshly-pounded Linux gives all the juicy details on which A-Listers she ran into at all the Met Gala afterparties she crashed on the First Monday In May. Now the first Tuesday in May, she gives her advice on how those should carry themselves around celebrities if they don't want to come off as the ultimate shame: Fans.

  • S1 · E4
    Apr 19, 2025 · 20 min

    Performing at Coachella (and how to NOT miss your life) | Pumping it: Episode 4

    In this week’s episode of Pumping It, Linux dives into the chaos that nearly kept her from experiencing her own Coachella debut. From everything going wrong to a last-minute mindset shift, she shares how changing her perspective just before stepping on stage allowed her to be fully present for a once-in-a-lifetime moment. Tune in for a raw and inspiring look at how you, too, can make sure you don’t miss the magic in your own life—even when everything feels like it’s falling apart.

  • S1 · E3
    Apr 7, 2025 · 36 min

    How To Be A Hooker | Pumping It: Episode 3

    For her third episode of Pumping It, Linux dives into the world's oldest profession: hooking. She shares her experience and tells viewers how they, too, can be the greatest high end escorts of all time.

  • S1 · E2
    Mar 31, 2025 · 30 min

    Sent To Riker's Island For Using The Women's Bathroom | Pumping It: Episode 2

    In honor of Trans Day of Visibility, Linux looks back on being sent to Riker's Island Men's Prison for 9 days for simply using the Women's Bathroom in Florida. She pays gratitude to the three fellow trans women in her jail unit: Shareika, Orchid, and Candy...who saved her life.

  • S1 · E1
    Mar 25, 2025 · 18 min

    Episode 1: Pumping It.

    You worship her published articles like scripture. You drool over every high-fashion, high-camp shoot she drops. Your phone vibrates like a sex toy whenever she posts. And yet…you want MORE? It’s almost like you want to climb inside her brain, wear her skin, be her. If that wouldn’t kill her, she’d let you. But until then we’re PUMPING IT, the unfiltered, unhinged, and uninterrupted video (and audio!) podcast from THE New York Downtown It-Girl. Each week, Linux attempts to make sense of her nonstop chaos-infused partygirl life—only to circle back, tap herself on the back, and pretend she just blessed you with priceless wisdom. Love her or hate her… the bitch is PUMPING IT.

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