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PolyAmateur Hour

The PolyAmateurs

It’s a polyamory podcast with jokes or songs. Or is it a comedy podcast where the hosts just happen to be romantic partners? Whether you’re poly, ENM, a swinger, or a monogamous person who wants to live vicariously, PolyAmateur Hour can offer questionable relationship advice, endless pop-culture rabbit holes, and sex tips that are actually practical jokes. Nichole, Laurel, and Daniel are a real life polycule (don’t stare!) but they aren’t a throuple — and they are here to teach you the difference. But this is a variety show — for people who love variety — and that means that every episode offers a different lineup of equally pointless segments.

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#103
Today · 56 min
You Don't Deserve a Mermaid
But you, Stuberts, deserve a wet mermaid and a sloppy polyamory podcast. On this episode: It's a "DM Sliders" that invites Daniel out for super-chill hang-gliding sesh. Then a Stubert Kool-Aid Mans into the pod with a "Bone to Pick" about Murderbot's pronouns. (Spoiler: They are Murder/Bot.) Still more? Yep. Nichole has a "Crazy Sexy Poly" wherein she resists her inner RFK Jr and cuts her self-hate red string. Last but not least, it's a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" about a couple in search of martial arts disciples and sea turtles (for probably nefarious purposes). Support our nonsense at https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour and make it recurring, why doncha.
#102
August 25 · 59 min
Strange New Friends — With Open Pike Night
It's a polyamory podcast, NOT a Star Trek podcast, except today, when it's a polyamorous Star Trek podcast recorded (mostly) from Las Vegas. Who even are we? On this episode: It's a marathon "Star Trek: Booty Roster," where our best podcasting buds Open Pike Night are forced to draft a polycule from the characters of "Strange New Worlds." But first! Need some updates on the Pet-a-cule? It's a "Story About Our Dogs." Next, it's a recap of Star Trek Las Vegas hijinks on "Crazy Sexy Poly." And of course, we have to do our Klingon-court mandated community service with an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to get deprogrammed, get polynated, and get your booty on the floor tonight (make my day). Support us on Ko-Fi to enable Daniel's newfound unemployment: https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour
#101
August 18 · 59 min
An Infinity of Tits
How many polyamory podcasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but not this one, we're too tired. On this episode: We got a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" in service of our free-use God, relaying all the hot Presbyterian news. Then i
#100
August 11 · 59 min
MultiAmateur Hour — With Multiamory
It's the 100th episode of the little polyamory podcast that could. And did! On this episode: Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! And they're ready to settle the beef once and for all. Their weapon of choice? Musical theatre, of cou
#99
August 4 · 58 min
AI Werewolf Sex Machine
On the full moon, the polyamory podcast transforms into a COMEDY polyamory podcast — with songs! On this episode: It's a heartwarming, brain-melting "Crazy Sexy Poly" about Laurel and Daniel's Big Fat Poly Wedding — complete with TWO Battle Women, as per
#98
July 28 · 57 min
Never Ride a Leopard Naked to Another Woman's Wedding
It's too darn hot. Chill out with a tall glass of ice cold polyamory podcast. On this episode: The Threeagle heads back to Planet Burning Man for a "Murderbot" reunion (and pottery classes) on "Is This Poly?!" They open up the ledger and put Daniel on a b
#97
July 21 · 59 min
Final Jeopoly! — With Greg Shahade
We'll take messy polyamory podcasts for 1000, Alex. On this episode: Jeopardy champion Greg Shahade buzzes in to talk breaking Jamie Ding's historic streak — and the perils of poly publicity (salacious!). He sticks around to play three grueling rounds of
#96
July 14 · 59 min
Pirates Share Booty — With Chill Polyamory
There's only one polyamory podcast that breaks every maritime law. On this episode: Genevieve of Chill Polyamory drops in and stays on brand — i.e. chilling out, maxing, relaxing all 'cule. First it's a "Practical Poly" for her poly-super-hero origin stor
#95
July 7 · 59 min
Urine Luck!
Yes, it's a polyamory podcast; it was just born with this mutation. Don't stare. On this episode: The 'cule (which autocorrects to cult!) opens up a "DM Sliders" to solve a long-standing underwear mystery. They visit Planet Burning Man on an "Is This Poly
#94
June 30 · 59 min
Renaissance Feral — With Tiny Girl Big Show
We admit, this polyamory podcast had circus vibes all along. On this episode: Leah Orleans of Tiny Girl Big Show talks big-tent polyamory on "Practical Poly" and goes full rabid beaver for an "Animal Magnetism" about the whole dang wild kingdom. But first
#93
June 23 · 57 min
Inside You There Are Two Chandler Bings
Inside you there are two polyamory podcasts, and we're the baaaaad one. On this episode, it's a daisy chain of TMI segments — Daniel gets laid (off) in a "Bone to Pick," Laurel gets some wedding funding from afar in a "Crazy Sexy Poly," even after she eff
#92
June 16 · 59 min
Hockey Smut Spectacular! — With Alex Alberto
It's the Wayne Gretzky of polyamory podcasts, going FULL CANADIAN. On this episode, author Alex Alberto hits the ice to talk about the War and Peace of hockey smut, Emily Rath's "Pucking Around," for the first-ever edition of "Open Puck Night." Because ye
#91
June 9 · 59 min
Normalize Sexy Pickles
Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a
#90
June 2 · 59 min
I Have Nothing Straight to Say — With Rosei Quartz
It's OK. We don't mind if you see other polyamory podcasts. On this episode: We invite spice merchant *wink* Rosei Quartz to "Come on Our Show" and in the end, everyone joins her. She sticks around for a "Star Trek: Booty Roster" to choose her Nesting, Da
#89
May 26 · 59 min
Realtor to the Sluts — With Lauren Goché
Is this really a polyamory podcast? Seems kinda suss. On this episode: The Threeagle's weirdly famous real agent Lauren Goché drops in to talk about social contracts and sex-room-friendly floor plans for "Practical Poly." But first! The 'cule dips back in
#88
May 19 · 59 min
These Kneepads Aren't for Hockey — With Devin Devine
The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a r
#87
May 12 · 59 min
Switch Beds...NOW!
If we keep saying "polyamory podcast" at the beginning of these descriptions, someday the robot overlords will believe it. But then we'll reveal our true demonic nature. On this episode: You know the answer beforehand when we ask "Monogamy RUOK?" of a bri
#86
May 5 · 59 min
Who Is the Orangutan in This Analogy? — With Steady Polyamory
What did the Prophets of of Bajor say to the polyamory podcast? "Your PAH is strong." On this episode, Heidi Savell, she of Steady Polyamory, joins the 'cule for to the most practical of all "Practical Poly" segments. But... psychotherapy? On POLYAMATEUR
#85
April 28 · 59 min
Oops We Killed Feminism
2 parts polyamory, 1 part podcast and a dash of bitter(ness). On this episode: The polycule has strong opinions about everyone else's strong opinions about Lindy West's new book, which no one has read, on "That Wasn't a Question." They honor their elder g
#84
April 21 · 58 min
Katharine Hepburn: Inventor of the Taint
You've discovered the polyamory podcast that invented hockey smut! Look it up. On this episode: the 'cule slides right into a "DM Sliders," featuring a Stubert from Liverpool and another subby 5-star review. Then! Break out the breakup candy! Nichole has

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