PolyAmateur Hour

Inbred Prince Among Men

It's spooky season, decorative gourd season, and it's ALWAYS polyamory podcast season. On this episode: A Stubert slides in smooth for a very long-running sandwich metaphor on "DM Sliders," Next up, it's an "Ask the Amateurs" about feuding metas — the Threeagle are here to save your relationships, America! Finally, we've got a "Between Two Pervs" for a ballroom-dancing, dick-loving, violin-playing, Siberian Mar-a-lago dating coach who believes she's PERFECT for PolyAmateur Hour. We don't understand either.

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Do You Even Wargasm, Bro? — With Billy Procida

The cutest and most dangerous polyamory podcast. On this episode: Frequently naked comedian Billy Procida joins the Threeagle for an equally naked "Is This Poly?" about Oliver Stone's "Savages" staring the world's largest mezuzah. But first! They ask "Monogamy RUOK?" when a Redditer bitches about his AI metamours. They don't ask AI. Plus, we've got an "Ask the Amateurs" where a Stubert asks how many partners is too many. Spoiler alert: a cult is too many partners.

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Forever Soup

It's the itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow, polka dot polyamory podcast. On this episode: No one asked for our opinions, but we've got so many to give. It's a "That Was Not a Question" about a fake influencer's fake polycule. Next up, an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to get your ex and your next to get along. Finally, it's a "My Own Poly Idaho" from a Liverpool Stubert who shows us that Brighton isn't the only game in town. Are you Scousers ready?

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No Kings, No Kids

Beware our dastardly polyamory podcast! On this episode: The 'cule watches "Camp Miasma" and asks "Is This Poly?!" And if so, is it really "Camp OUR-asma"? Then, it's a "DM Sliders" about the joys and terrors — and golden PolyAmateur Hour classics — of New Relationship Energy. Can we come down now?? Finally, Daniel's got a "Bone to Pick" for when good comics make hack jokes about polyamory. We're only ugly when we won't date them, apparently.

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Dollyamory — With Mx. Dahlia Belle

The polyamory podcasts they are a-changing. On this episode: The inimitable Mx. Dahlia Belle returns! She sits her booty hole down to talk about the wonder and horror of mid-coital sheep noises on "Sex Bits." She sticks around to conjecture wildly and passionately about the late Dolly Parton's open marriage on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." But first! It's a "Shit Daniel Does" where the polycule accuses him of gas-leaking, and a "Reed Alert" for the great state of Arkansas. Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?

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Coming Into My Hotness and Meanness

Open wide, it's a polyamory podcast! Choo-choo! On this Episode: Once again, we must ask, "Monogamy RUOK?" So we interrogate a Playboy/incel article that can see no possible reason why women don't date exclusively hot soulless jocks. Bonus segment! We break out the Dating Industrial Complex inbox and real awful email subject lines for a game of "Monogamy War." Next up, it's "Ask an Amateurs" about how bisexuals get visible. Surprise! They are hot. Finally, it's the segment feared and loved by every online dater: "Unhinged." There may or may not be a math-based pickup line.

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Well-Used Italian Sausage — With Wynde Priddy

Funny, we don't look like a polyamory podcast. On this episode: The great Wynde Priddy, producer of The Greatest Generation, returns for her annual shenanigans. This time, she answers the call of the Stuberts for an "Ask the Amateurs" about coming out to conservative relatives via... memoir? After she gives out the good vibes, she sticks around for the bad. It's a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot" featuring the worst of Las Vegas: radical pubic shavers, a couple looking for a racist massage, and the titular hot Italian frank. But before all that, we've got a "Shit Daniel Does," a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and a "Sex Bits" featuring both tongue improv games and crow play. Prepare yourself.

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You Don't Deserve a Mermaid

But you, Stuberts, deserve a wet mermaid and a sloppy polyamory podcast. On this episode: It's a "DM Sliders" that invites Daniel out for super-chill hang-gliding sesh. Then a Stubert Kool-Aid Mans into the pod with a "Bone to Pick" about Murderbot's pronouns. (Spoiler: They are Murder/Bot.) Still more? Yep. Nichole has a "Crazy Sexy Poly" wherein she resists her inner RFK Jr and cuts her self-hate red string. Last but not least, it's a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" about a couple in search of martial arts disciples and sea turtles (for probably nefarious purposes). Support our nonsense at https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour and make it recurring, why doncha.

Strange New Friends — With Open Pike Night

It's a polyamory podcast, NOT a Star Trek podcast, except today, when it's a polyamorous Star Trek podcast recorded (mostly) from Las Vegas. Who even are we? On this episode: It's a marathon "Star Trek: Booty Roster," where our best podcasting buds Open Pike Night are forced to draft a polycule from the characters of "Strange New Worlds." But first! Need some updates on the Pet-a-cule? It's a "Story About Our Dogs." Next, it's a recap of Star Trek Las Vegas hijinks on "Crazy Sexy Poly." And of course, we have to do our Klingon-court mandated community service with an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to get deprogrammed, get polynated, and get your booty on the floor tonight (make my day). Support us on Ko-Fi to enable Daniel's newfound unemployment: https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour

An Infinity of Tits

How many polyamory podcasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but not this one, we're too tired. On this episode: We got a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" in service of our free-use God, relaying all the hot Presbyterian news. Then i

MultiAmateur Hour — With Multiamory

It's the 100th episode of the little polyamory podcast that could. And did! On this episode: Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! And they're ready to settle the beef once and for all. Their weapon of choice? Musical theatre, of cou

AI Werewolf Sex Machine

On the full moon, the polyamory podcast transforms into a COMEDY polyamory podcast — with songs! On this episode: It's a heartwarming, brain-melting "Crazy Sexy Poly" about Laurel and Daniel's Big Fat Poly Wedding — complete with TWO Battle Women, as per

Never Ride a Leopard Naked to Another Woman's Wedding

It's too darn hot. Chill out with a tall glass of ice cold polyamory podcast. On this episode: The Threeagle heads back to Planet Burning Man for a "Murderbot" reunion (and pottery classes) on "Is This Poly?!" They open up the ledger and put Daniel on a b

Final Jeopoly! — With Greg Shahade

We'll take messy polyamory podcasts for 1000, Alex. On this episode: Jeopardy champion Greg Shahade buzzes in to talk breaking Jamie Ding's historic streak — and the perils of poly publicity (salacious!). He sticks around to play three grueling rounds of

Pirates Share Booty — With Chill Polyamory

There's only one polyamory podcast that breaks every maritime law. On this episode: Genevieve of Chill Polyamory drops in and stays on brand — i.e. chilling out, maxing, relaxing all 'cule. First it's a "Practical Poly" for her poly-super-hero origin stor

Urine Luck!

Yes, it's a polyamory podcast; it was just born with this mutation. Don't stare. On this episode: The 'cule (which autocorrects to cult!) opens up a "DM Sliders" to solve a long-standing underwear mystery. They visit Planet Burning Man on an "Is This Poly

Renaissance Feral — With Tiny Girl Big Show

We admit, this polyamory podcast had circus vibes all along. On this episode: Leah Orleans of Tiny Girl Big Show talks big-tent polyamory on "Practical Poly" and goes full rabid beaver for an "Animal Magnetism" about the whole dang wild kingdom. But first

Inside You There Are Two Chandler Bings

Inside you there are two polyamory podcasts, and we're the baaaaad one. On this episode, it's a daisy chain of TMI segments — Daniel gets laid (off) in a "Bone to Pick," Laurel gets some wedding funding from afar in a "Crazy Sexy Poly," even after she eff

Hockey Smut Spectacular! — With Alex Alberto

It's the Wayne Gretzky of polyamory podcasts, going FULL CANADIAN. On this episode, author Alex Alberto hits the ice to talk about the War and Peace of hockey smut, Emily Rath's "Pucking Around," for the first-ever edition of "Open Puck Night." Because ye

Normalize Sexy Pickles

Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a