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Personality Hires

Pionaire Podcasting

Hey, we're Personality Hires - we somehow all got hired by one of the biggest radio shows in the country and then we became friends. Against our will, but hey, you can't control chemistry.

Personality Hires is the podcast that's basically your office breakroom banter, but better. You know that one cubicle neighbor who always has a wild story and the work group chat that’s hilarious, messy, and totally relatable?

That’s us - Abby, Jackson, Rebecca, and Mikey. We're not exactly hired for our technical skills, but we'll be damned if we don’t make your 9–5 worth getting out of bed for.

Each week, your favorite coworkers (ahem, us) will serve up slice-of-life stories, office gossip, jokes you probably shouldn’t make above a whisper, and takes on the news you didn’t know you needed...or really even cared about.

Whether we're roasting each other, oversharing about dating disasters, or revealing secrets that should get HR-called on us —we're the water cooler chat version of must see TV.

Bring Personality Hires into your car, kitchen, or especially into the cubicle you already hate being in. We're always on at your convenience (just like Slack, ugh) —making Mondays (and if we're being honest, every weekday) slightly less miserable.

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  • Wednesday · 1 hr 8 min

    Bachelors & Buttered Bread

    Jackson fries his brain on his bachelor trip, Mikey ruins Halloween. The fellas figure out the best ways to keep your bread buttered.

  • October 28 · 58 min

    Ear Ish & Johnny Blue Dish

    Jackson gets an emergency surgery, Mikey performs his own procedure. Jackson values his cats more than an El Paso custodian. Nonsense.

  • October 14 · 53 min

    GREASECON 2026

    Mikey gets brutally attacked online. Jackson learns about Latinos. The fellas have their first big Fermi fight.

  • October 7 · 1 hr 8 min

    Mikey's Brother Lives In The Woods For MONTHS!

    Chase details some harrowing experiences while hiking the Appalachian Trail. Jackson and Mikey interrogate. Link to Chase's AT blog - https://www.polarsteps.com/cwtwelve/25291891-appalachian-trail

  • September 2 · 56 min

    Getting Scammed Out of $1000

    Mikey is joined by Scott, an old friend who was just scammed out of $1000 in a fairly obvious trick.

  • August 26 · 58 min

    Our Most Embarrassing Work Stories

    Rebecca returns to the show. She is scared of embarrassing herself at her fancy new "government" job. Mikey gets sprayed in the face, Jackson cries in the bathroom, and Rebecca doesn't know how to take a breakfast order.

  • August 19 · 42 min

    And Then There Were Two

    The Personality Hires are back with some BIG changes. Mikey and Jackson detail some of the biggest robberies of all time (Mikey didn't understand the assignment). Mikey thinks 'they' are trying to burn down his apartment.

  • July 29 · 46 min

    The Most Expensive "Free Trial" You'll Ever Hear About

    What started as a conversation about Jackson's dream trip to Japan quickly turned into one of our biggest financial confessions yet. We debate what purchases are actually worth the money from YouTube Premium and therapy to travel, Pokémon collectibles, and fast-casual food before Rebecca reveals the painful truth: she accidentally paid for a forgotten subscription for TWO YEARS! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • July 22 · 40 min

    Abby Has an Offer Jackson Can't Refuse

    Ever gotten something permanent done to yourself and instantly regretted it before loving it again 24 hours later? Rebecca did, and she's got the tattoo to prove it. Plus: a horror movie debate, and Abby's dad's increasingly wild lengths to score a tee time at one of the most exclusive golf courses on earth. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • July 16 · 38 min

    This Is Every Traveler's Worst Nightmare

    Ever wondered what would happen if you showed up to the airport without your ID? Jackson accidentally made one of the biggest travel mistakes imaginable when he shipped his wallet across the country before two flights home. Then, Rebecca admits to the most embarrassing habit she's ever shared on the podcast. Plus, Mikey's self-driving Waymo goes completely rogue, turning a simple Uber ride into what felt like a kidnapping.

  • July 8 · 34 min

    Should Fans Stay Out of Ariana Grande's Business?

    Is it ever okay to comment on a celebrity's health? This week on Personality Hires, the conversation starts with one ridiculous question: can Rebecca actually make money by selling her Hinge love story? Then we get into a real conversation about Ariana Grande's world tour, the discourse around her appearance, and where the line is between fan concern and parasocial overreach when a celebrity may be struggling privately. Plus: Jackson and Mikey accidentally turn an apartment pool party into the most competitive childhood game imaginable. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • July 1 · 39 min

    First Day Fails & Our Love Island Superlatives

    This week: Mikey's first day at his new radio job goes sideways, we put a flaky friend on trial in Inhumane Resources, and Love Island USA superlatives get way too personal. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • June 25 · 39 min

    BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much???

    BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much??? Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • June 24 · 40 min

    Big News, Bad Bits & the JoJo Siwa Cruise

    Rebecca is officially 2 YEARS CANCER FREE. She shares what the milestone means, what got her through tongue cancer treatment, and the advice that actually helped. But first we have to discuss the JoJo Siwa Cruise! Yes, it's real. Two grown women paid to be on it, and Abby cannot stop watching. Plus, we break down the art of running "bits" in everyday life, and Rebecca reveals the detail about her first fight with her boyfriend. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • June 17 · 42 min

    AI Fruit Soap Operas Are Taking Over TikTok...So We Made Our Own

    Have you fallen down the AI soap opera rabbit hole on TikTok yet? This week on Personality Hires, we react to the internet's latest obsession: bizarre AI-generated soap operas starring fruit, hairdryers, curling irons, and other random household objects. After watching some truly unhinged clips, we decide to prove humans are still funnier than AI by creating our own dramatic appliance soap opera, As The Kitchen Turns. We also discuss: Rebecca moving in with her boyfriend for one unexpected reason The challenge of convincing someone to watch Attack on Titan A very controversial Spirited Away tattoo decision The Studio Ghibli character Rebecca wants permanently tattooed on her body Jackson's bizarre Airbnb fire alarm encounter during a Colorado golf trip Why AI-generated content feels so weirdly addictive Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss!

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