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Pendejo Time

Jake and Thomas

we're mexican.

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311 episodes
Updated Thursday

Episodes311

Jun 24, 2021 · 1 hr 6 min
in it to win it
homie where u stayin? in it Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 17, 2021 · 1 hr 6 min
barstool snorts
dave portnoy if youre reading this hey big guy im ready to be on the network. were just two fun loving gay auctioneers from texas who love football and lifted trucks. 50 million dollars or I will come to your house and shit in your bed so badly it will need to be burned. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 10, 2021 · 1 hr 3 min
bravo going dark
zoom latency was so good on this one that at several points me and thomas were having different conversations. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 3, 2021 · 1 hr 1 min
zoom raider
Winter storms 30 days of rain and more coming down the pipe god hates Texas but in times of trouble pendejos persevere out of spite out of a desire to see if one day we can do a live show in cleveland and or get a fucked up truck with 500000 miles on it Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 27, 2021 · 1 hr 9 min
tomkato
thomas karate Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 20, 2021 · 1 hr
the worst its ever been
sometimes folks you show up to bat and its not just that you strike out, you shit yourself so bad that your uniform has to be burned and your parents leave the game and drive immediately to a divorce lawyer. this is one of those times. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 13, 2021 · 1 hr
its already over
ok bye bye now goodbye!!!!! bye bye for me to you bye bye adios byue bye now goodbye!!!! i go to heaven now i get hit by peterbilt bye Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 6, 2021 · 1 hr 2 min
Laptop Torture
If I dont get a fucking job soon I am going to kill myself. This is Jake speaking. Thomas has a job and 1 million dollars. All i have is this broke pecker and these little nuts. And a Nissan Altima. Actually the bank owns that. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 29, 2021 · 1 hr 4 min
VUI
sorry officer I wasnt swerving I was vibing. cool pistol check mine out. heaven here I come. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 22, 2021 · 1 hr 5 min
Grizzly Vs Skoal
Civil War 2. Pick a side soldier or face the wall. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 14, 2021 · 1 hr 36 min
Ramadan for White Guys
Felix Biedermen joins us to talk pills, preworkout, brazilian jiujitsu, and diarrhea. I was clipping on this one don't yell at me. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 8, 2021 · 1 hr 10 min
physique freaks
something about physiques at the end. enjoy Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 5, 2021 · 1 hr 6 min
Fuck Shit International LLC
Well we tried to do an in person episode but Thomas' mic picked me up and the room echo just got screwy so if you can bear to listen to it, it is free to a good home. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 1, 2021 · 1 hr 2 min
shartisans
Thomas the Tankie Engine. Josip Bros Joegan. Yeah whatever motherfucker just download the fucking thing. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 25, 2021 · 1 hr 10 min
Beloved Figures of Texas
Wide hips, bad knees. Can't lose. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 17, 2021 · 1 hr
Blestiny's Child
Inside the Mind of Thomas Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 11, 2021 · 1 hr
Pain and Hip Hop
Bad Joints and Big Pun Trivia. What a great episode. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 4, 2021 · 1 hr 9 min
cloaca-aca
cmon get down with the chickness. bird chat. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 25, 2021 · 1 hr 4 min
Maltzheimers
3 Colt 45 Straight to the fucking. Straight to the Brain Stem. Forget your name. Forget it all. But I remember. I remember everything. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 11, 2021 · 1 hr 3 min
Ed Buck of North Texas
Here comes Thomas, hopped up on Bang Energy Drink and Puff Bars. On the hunt for wide receivers. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.