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Not Takes

Not Takes Podcast

The internet is full of hot takes. Each week, hosts Mary & Matt discuss internet culture, pick a topic, and hunt the web for the wildest and most befuddling spicy opinions.

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  • 13 episodes
  • Avg 1 hr 23 min
  • English
  • #13
    Jun 4, 2022 · 44 min

    Classic Rock

    Granite. Basalt. Limestone. All the classic rocks.

  • #12
    May 25, 2022 · 55 min

    Nickelodeon

    "Those cartoons will rot your brain!" Maybe they were right...

  • #11
    May 18, 2022 · 1 hr 50 min

    Horror

    Our friend Ben joins us to talk about spoopy stuff and mispronounce Midsommar together.

  • May 4, 2022 · 1 hr 52 min

    Music Pt 2

    Part 2 of our in depth discussion on all things music with out friend Sean.

  • Apr 27, 2022 · 1 hr 21 min

    Music Part 1

    Our first guest episode! Our friend and Matt's bandmate Sean joins us to talk about the very large topic of music!

  • Apr 20, 2022 · 1 hr 49 min

    Sports

    "You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost."

  • S1 · E6
    Apr 13, 2022 · 1 hr 16 min

    Pokémon

    Agumon! Patoman! Angemon! Mary and Matt are talking all your favorite pocket monsters in this episode about the world's most popular franchise.

  • S1 · E5
    Apr 6, 2022 · 1 hr 16 min

    Star Wars

    Who shot first? Are these the droids you were looking for? Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave? Find out on this week's Star Wars episode. Matt & Mary are tackling the hottest takes from the furthest reaches of the galaxy and pulling their hot takes from the black hole of internet shame. Follow us on Twitter, TikTok and Instagram @nottakespod!

  • S1 · E4
    Mar 30, 2022 · 59 min

    Harry Potter

    Accio hot takes! This week, Matt & Mary are talking Harry Potter. Disclaimer: This episode is focused on the story and world of the Harry Potter stories, not its author. We disagree with the author's viewpoints on trans issues and support the trans community, full stop.

  • S1 · E3
    Mar 23, 2022 · 1 hr 29 min

    DC Comics/Movies

    In this week's episode, Matt & Mary dive into all things DC. We're talking lobbyists, Presidents, the Smithsonian -- oh, what's that? Not that DC? Scratch that, we're talking Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman, Peacemaker, all your faves! Follow Not Takes on Twitter, Instagram and TikTok @nottakespod for outtakes, highlights and more!

  • S1 · E2
    Mar 16, 2022 · 1 hr 28 min

    Lord of The Rings

    This week, Mary & Matt are talking all things Tolkein.

  • S1 · E1
    Mar 10, 2022 · 1 hr 11 min

    Marvel

    In our first episode, we delve into the multiverse of Marvel.

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