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Not Loveline

Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas

NOT LOVELINE is a weekly love, sex, and dating call in advice show with Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas, two hosts who are definitely NOT experts but do have a lot of experience.

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  • Yesterday · 1 hr 10 min

    I'm MARRIED and I have a CRUSH on SOMEONE ELSE! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 93

    This week Trisha and Tana are here to take some calls!! The girls of course get a little yap in beforehand too. They chat about wigs, food poisoning and coming up with the next hot invention. And help some listeners with their problems. What do you do when you have a crush on someone...but YOU'RE MARRIED? And how do I get my friend to leave this guy who already has a wife? All that and more on today's Not Loveline! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Follow the Not Loveline INSTAGRAM! http://instagram.com/officialnotloveline Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notloveline Thank you to our Sponsor: GLD! New customers get 50% Off with code NOTLOVELINE at http://GLD.com Follow the girls: Trisha https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 OUR INSTAGRAM, WIGS, FOOD POISONING, SMALL BLADDERS 7:15 MALIBU, NIGHT ROUTINES, PILLOWS, INVENTIONS 12:00 MILEY 18:00 2016, MORMON WIVES, ROBERT PATTINSON, MOVIES 24:00 DOING OTHER PODCASTS 26:30 CALL #1 I AM MALE CENTERED AND I DON'T WANT TO BE 39:00 CALL #2 IS IT NORMAL TO HAVE CRUSHES OUTSIDE OF YOUR MARRIAGE? 49:00 CALL #3 FIGHTING A LOT AFTER MOVING IN WITH MY BOYFRIEND 59:30 CALL #4 MY FRIEND IS THE OTHER WOMAN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Yesterday · 1 hr 22 min

    Trisha's Predictions Always Come True + Alissa Violet's SHADY Comment | NOT LOVELINE Ep 92

    Where does Trisha get her psychic powers from? Because her predictions and insights just keep coming true!! This week on Not Loveline, the girls gab about Halloween, Nathan Fielder and Trisha's lore with him, and the media's impact on how girls view relationships with predatory older men. All that and more on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code NOTLOVELINE and spin your way! Thank you to our Sponsor: iRESTORE! Unlock your best hair & skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on iRESTORE with code NOTLOVELINE at https://irestore.com/NOTLOVELINE! #irestorepod Follow the girls: Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 HALLOWEEN OVERTIME, MARATHONGATE 6:00 BREAST REDUCTION, EXPLANT SURGERY, ERIKA KIRK, PEACE ERA VS SHARING OPINIONS 16:30 YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (SPOILER ALERT) 21:16 SKIP SPOILERS, NATHAN FIELDER LORE 24:15 TRISHA'S PREDICTIONS, CLUTTER, HALLOWEEN COSTUME COSTS 35:00 UNPACKING MEDIA'S IMPACT ON YOUNG GIRLS, COURTNEY STODDEN 41:00 PRIMETIME, IPHONES 49:00 MAKOA'S MUSIC TASTE, NOAH KAHAN, MCR 57:00 DIAPERS, HALLOWEEN PLANS, TRICK OR TREATING, SITCOMS, HOLLYWOOD TOUR, BIRTHDAYS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 26 · 1 hr 9 min

    Meeting CHAPPELL ROAN and FEUDING with Dixie D'Amelio!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 91

    If Trisha is Tana and Tana is Trisha...then who's flying the plane!? This week on a special Halloween Not Loveline, the girls chat about all things Halloween and parties. Couples costumes of the past, diva cups and hemorrhoids. And of course take some calls from our loyal listeners. All that and more on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ GRINDR AWARDS! Vote for Just Trish for Podcast and Jimmy for Streamer! https://www.grindr.com/2026unwrapped-us Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notloveline Follow the girls: Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 TRISH IS TANA AND TANA IS TRISH 8:00 GLAM TEAM, ARMPIT UPDATE, PARIS HILTON PARTY 20:15 COUPLES COSTUMES, GYPSY ROSE 25:45 CALL #1 FIANCE'S EX KEEPS DMING HIM 31:00 DIXIE, MARATHONS, GETTING HEALTHY 39:50 GRINDR AWARDS 42:15 CALL #2 MY FRIEND BANNED MY BF FROM HER WEDDING 50:00 MEMOIRS, PERIODS, DIVA CUPS, HEMORRHOIDS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 21 · 1 hr 17 min

    Two Jennifer Coolidges EXPOSE Elizabeth Holmes | NOT LOVELINE Ep 90

    Makes me wanna Trish Trio at Benihana real baaaaaad. This week on Not Loveline our girls pay tribute to the iconique Jennifer Coolidge and talk all things Halloween, Disneyland and weddings! Are wedding bells chiming in the air for Tana and Makoa? They are for Trisha! Her Disney wedding is coming up!! What engagement rings are on trend right now? And should you go with one of them or come up with your own!? Find out on today's episode!!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:iRESTORE! Unlock your best hair & skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on iRESTORE with code NOTLOVELINE at https://irestore.com/NOTLOVELINE! #irestorepodFollow the girls:Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeauGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 HALLOWEEN IS HERE, ELIZABETH HOLMES, ERIKA KIRK10:50 BUSY SCHEDULES18:00 FILMING WITH IMARI, DATING SHOW26:40 HALLOWEEN PLANS, DAVID DOBRIK, BOOK PRESS TOUR33:00 RETIRING THE BLEACH BLONDE ERA, BURNING MAN41:30 MCDONALDS, BENIHANA47:30 DISNEY, HOLLY MADISON, VOW RENEWAL, FAMILY COSTUMES1:05:30 CALL: WHAT ENGAGEMENT RINGS ARE ON TREND RIGHT NOW? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 12 · 1 hr 22 min

    BLACKMAILED By An EX-BOYFRIEND + Talking to GHOSTS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 89

    This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Tana's past traumas including the time one of her awful ex-boyfriends blackmailed her for over $70,000!! Plus the two give some sneak peeks into Trisha's upcoming memoir and go over some of their early history together! All that and more on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notloveline Thank you to our Sponsor: LOLA BLANKETS! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code NOTLOVELINE at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Follow the girls: Trisha https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 RESPONSIBLE SPENDING 5:00 TALKING TO THE DEAD 11:00 GHOST PROTECTORS, DISNEYLAND, HOLLY MADISON 17:00 SNOOKI, MEGAN FOX, PARODIES, HALLOWEEN 28:00 CHILI'S, IMARI, DATING SHOW 38:40 CORNELL 7 (TRIGGER WARNING) 47:00 SKIP CORNELL 7 SEGMENT, BLACKMAILED BY AN EX 52:00 THE PSYCHIC TWINS, PERIOD PAIN 59:00 SHARING YOUR RELATIONSHIP ONLINE, TANA READS TRISHA'S MEMOIR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 5 · 1 hr 4 min

    Cheating NBA Players & Man-Stealing Friends!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 88

    The vibes are autumnal today on Not Loveline. Trish and Tana sip on their late night coffees and answer some pressing questions from all of you! How do you announce your engagement when you're an influencer? My co-worker is a cheater!! Do I tell his wife? And I slept with the guy my friend likes and now they both hate me! What do I do?? All that and some hot goss on this week's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code NOTLOVELINE and spin your way! Follow the girls: Trisha https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 AUTUMN VIBES, KBEAUTY 5:45 CALL #1 SHOULD I TELL MY CO-WORKERS WIFE HE HAS OTHER GFS? 14:50 CALL #2 HOW DO I ANNOUNCE MY ENGAGEMENT? 28:50 PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES, MONOCULTURE, NOSTALGIA, FEARING DEATH 36:30 STRAIGHT GUY NEWS, FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE 41:30 DAVID SPADE FRIENDSHIP, ROSIE O'DONNELL, JELLY ROLL AND BUNNY 51:40 CALL #3 I DESTROYED MY FRIEND GROUP OVER A GUY I BARELY LIKE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 29 · 1 hr 16 min

    WHEN Will He PROPOSE!? + His MOM is EVIL!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 87

    Trish and Tana are here for you! This week on Not Loveline the girls get a healthy dose of yap in before taking some calls. They discuss the PR campaign for Trisha's upcoming memoir, Tana's interest in becoming a streamer, and their plans for Halloween this year. Plus how do you deal with a mother-in-law from hell? And should I give up on waiting for him to propose?? All that and more on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notloveline Follow the girls: Trisha https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 PHOTOSHOOTS, LA AND HAWAII, VEGAS POKER, STREAMING 10:30 BOOK PR LIST, AGORAPHOBIA, THE HEAT 17:30 VOW RENEWAL, HOUSE TOURING 23:50 NEW IPHONE, HALLOWEEN 32:30 ENJOYING FALL, PHOTOSHOOTS, NICK CANNON SHOW 41:00 THE EMMYS, BURNING MAN, MOSES' HUMOR 55:10 RELATIONSHIPS 58:00 CALL #1 ENGAGEMENT PURGATORY 1:04:00 CALL #2 HIS MOM IS ABUSIVE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 22 · 1 hr 16 min

    My DAD is DATING My COUSIN! 🤮 + He has 5 SIDE CHICKS!!! | Not Loveline Ep 86

    This week on Not Loveline it's another call-a-thon! Trish and Tana take several calls from listeners just like you and give amazing, highly qualified, fool-proof advice every single time. Today the girls tackle important issues like pooping yourself at festivals, cheating on your girlfriend, getting cheated on by your boyfriend, and of course...what do you do when your dad starts dating your cousin...buckle up y'all. All that and more on today's stacked episode. WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: BROOKLYN BEDDING! Go to http://brooklynbedding.com and use promo code NOTLOVELINE for 30% off sitewide! Thank you to our Sponsor: JIYU! The Korean skincare brand everyone is talking about. Our listeners get 20% off their entire order by using code NOTLOVELINE at http://jiyuskin.com/NOTLOVELINE Follow the girls: Trisha https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 ACCENTS 5:05 CALL #1 HE TURNED OFF HIS LOCATION 13:30 CALL #2 WE HAVE DIFFERENT LOVE LANGUAGES 20:50 CALL #3 MY BF POOPED HIMSELF DURING LOLLAPALOOZA 27:30 CALL #4 MY DAD IS DATING MY COUSIN 37:50 CALL #5 HE HAS 5 SIDE CHICKS 47:00 CALL #6 CHEATED ON MY LDR GF WITH A MAN 53:00 HALLOWEEN BRAINSTORM, HILTON ALL NIGHTER 1:01:30 CALL #7 CAN'T GET OVER A 2 YEAR LONG CRUSH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 14 · 1 hr 18 min

    EXPOSING Comedians + What's NOT Worth the Money!! | Not Loveline Ep 85

    Trish and Tana are back again this week with plenty of yap for all of you!! This week the girls discuss the problematic pasts of many male comedians including Howard Stern. And discuss what is and isn't worth the money it costs! Plus what's this about new shows from both of our girls? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:HUNGRY ROOT! Explore our digital cookbook at http://Hungryroot.com/NOTLOVELINE and find recipes that are right for you!Follow the girls:Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeauGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 TIKTOK SHOPPING, PIMPLES8:00 LIFE LESSONS AT 28, DRIVING AGAIN, TRISHA'S NEIGHBORHOOD15:00 HOLLYWOOD, WHAT'S WORTH AND NOT WORTH THE MONEY24:00 BEIS LUGGAGE30:00 CREATING NEW SHOWS, TUBI, YOUTUBE36:20 STRAIGHT MALE COMEDIANS, TOM SEGURA, ADAM SANDLER47:30 HOWARD STERN, FRAN DRESCHER56:00 FITNESS ERA, MARATHON1:08:00 TACO BELL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 7 · 1 hr 12 min

    WHO is TARA YUMMY DATING!? + First Date with a Woman! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 84

    Is Tara Yummy back together with Jake Webber!? Am I wasting my time with my boyfriend just because we're young? And I'm dating a woman for the first time! Am I a lesbian? Bisexual? Help!! Trish and Tana are here to talk about ALL of that AND MORE! Join them today for this week's Not Loveline! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code NOTLOVELINE to spin Lightning Link High Stakes anywhere, anytime!! Thank you to our Sponsor: LOLA BLANKETS! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code NOTLOVELINE at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Thank you to our Sponsor: SHOPIFY! Take control of your income. Start selling for $1/month at http://shopify.com/notloveline Follow the girls: Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 GIRLHOOD, SPRAY TANS, BEING MISERABLE, SELF CARE 6:00 TARA YUMMY, JAKE WEBBER, HARRY JOWSEY, FALL DRINKS 15:10 ARBY'S, NARA SMITH, POKER, SOBRIETY 24:00 HALLOWEEN, CAR UPDATE 32:30 CALL #1 AM I WASTING MY TIME WITH HIM? 38:00 ICONIC INTERNET MOMENTS, TRISHA'S FOMO, TANA'S PINK HAIR 46:00 CALL #2 FIRST TIME DATING A WOMAN 55:00 DOLLY PARTON, REINCARNATION, GAME OF THRONES, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, BOJACK HORSEMAN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 31 · 1 hr 12 min

    His GIRLFRIEND Looks like OUR MOM!? 🤮 + I HATE My Engagement Ring! | NOT LOVELINE

    It's a call-a-thon today on this week's Not Loveline! 8 calls with a little yap thrown in too! Something for everyone! Trish and Tana tackle hard hitting questions like, what do I do when I hate my engagement ring? How do I raise my son not to be a misogynist? And what do I put on my next pickle? All that and more on today's call packed episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/ Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: COZY EARTH! Go to https://cozyearth.com/NOTLOVELINE and use code NOTLOVELINE for up to 20% off! Follow the girls: Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 MAUI TRIP TOGETHER, POOLS, TANNING, RHODE, EVERYDAY MAKEUP 7:30 OG YOUTUBERS, TANA'S FIRST VIDEOS, EDITING 21:30 CALL #1 I HATE MY ENGAGEMENT RING 29:30 CALL #2 NORMALIZING USING PROTECTION 32:30 CALL #3 RAISING BOYS TO RESPECT WOMEN 42:00 CALL #4 DON'T DATE A MILITARY MAN 49:30 CALL #5 NURSE UPDATE 53:30 CALL #6 PREGNANCY CRAVINGS 58:30 CALL #7 MY FIRST APARTMENT WITH MY BF 1:05:00 CALL #8 MY BROTHER'S GF LOOKS LIKE OUR MOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 24 · 1 hr 35 min

    Tana MET KIM KARDASHIAN And Said WHAT!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 82

    This week, Trish and Tana serve up some hot goss with a side of calls! It's the best of both worlds as they talk about Tana's lore with Harry Jowsey and his new wife, Trish recaps being on America's Got Talent, and Tana talks about meeting Kim Kardashian!!! All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor: RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:BROOKLYN BEDDING! Go to http://brooklynbedding.com and use promo code NOTLOVELINE for 30% off sitewide!Thank you to our Sponsor:HONEYLOVE! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to http://honeylove.com/NOTLOVELINE! Thank you to our Sponsor:HUNGRY ROOT! Explore our digital cookbook at http://Hungryroot.com/NOTLOVELINE and find recipes that are right for you!Follow the girls:Trisha https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FRESH EPISODE, NOAH KAHAN, THE PIT, HOUSE TOURS14:30 VOW RENEWAL, JORDYN WOODS, FORGIVING EXES21:00 LET'S MARRY HARRY, REALITY DATING SHOWS37:30 LOVE IS BLIND, HOWIE MANDELL43:00 AGT RECAP, HOWARD STERN, GTA 6, STREAMING55:00 TERRY CREWS, SIMON COWELL1:01:30 KIM KARDASHIAN, MEETING KIM, ABBY YOUNG HAIR1:13:00 LINDSAY CLANCY TRIAL, POST PARTUM, HAYDEN PANETTIERE1:18:00 CALL #1 HE WANTS TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE1:24:00 CALL #2 HE VENMO REQUESTED ME OVER 4 DOLLARS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 17 · 1 hr 14 min

    NOSE JOB RISKS VS REWARD + DEALING WITH STALKERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 81

    This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana are picking up that phone!! It's a stacked episode today full of calls from all of you! Should I get a nose job? What do I look out for? Is my man gonna leave me??? And how do I stay safe with a stalker?! All that and of course, a healthy dose of yap, on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor:NOCD! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/notloveline Thank you to our Sponsor:HONEYLOVE! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to http://honeylove.com/NOTLOVELINE! Thank you to our Sponsor:DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code NOTLOVELINE to spin Lightning Link High Stakes anywhere, anytime!! GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Edited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS:0:00 WE ARE TAN AND TIRED, SHOES, FEET GROWING, LAUNDRY, LIP FLIP5:20 SUNSCREEN SMOOTHIES, WAKING UP10:00 CALL #1 HELP I HAVE A STALKER17:00 4D MOVIES, UNCANNY VALLEY, OBSESSION, DAY OUT WITH THE KIDS28:00 CALL #2 NOSE JOB ADVICE?38:30 CALL #3 DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?45:00 FINANCES54:00 CALL #4 I'M AFRAID HE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME1:00:50 CALL #5 MY BF AND I HANDLE CONFLICT DIFFERENTLY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 10 · 1 hr 14 min

    DATING MEN IN PRISON! + PREGNANCY SCARES!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 80

    Is Tana pregnant!? With strange cravings and a missed period the signs are pointing to positive! Trish is recording her audiobook and exposing everyone! Tana wants to interview Clavicular...is this a good idea? And should you risk it all for a man behind bars?? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor: RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:LOLA BLANKETS! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code NOTLOVELINE at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.Thank you to our Sponsor:JONES ROAD! Use code NOTLOVELINE at http://jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #adGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Edited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 TWO GIRLS WHO REPEAT THEMSELVES, GLITCHING, AUDIOBOOK RECORDING9:30 TIKTOK SHOP, COLORFUL CLOTHING, PINK VAN CLEEF, HAIR CARE, HOUSE TOURS16:45 PREGNANCY SCARE? POST PARTUM DEPRESSION26:00 CHILI'S, DOORDASH, CRINGE MART, HOT CHEETO CRUMBL36:00 SEXMAXXING, RUNNING A 10K, DOGS, CLAVICULAR47:00 COMMENTS GETTING TO YOU54:00 CALL: SHOULD I DATE THIS MAN IN JAIL?1:02:00 THE DRAMA, ROBERT PATTINSON, READING IN SCHOOL, HARRY JOWSEY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 3 · 1 hr 7 min

    BAD WEDDING VOWS, FOOD ADDICTION + AVOIDING BURNOUT TIPS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 79

    WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Another episode of Not Loveline coming right to you! This week Trisha and Tana recap learning to cook together at Benihana, which you can see in full on our Patreon! Plus the girls take some calls and give some advice on writing wedding vows. As well as avoiding burnout as a creator online. All that and lots of yap as always on this week's episode!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code NOTLOVELINE to spin Lightning Link High Stakes anywhere, anytime!! Thank you to our Sponsor:COZY EARTH! Go to https://cozyearth.com/NOTLOVELINE and use code NOTLOVELINE for up to 20% off!GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Edited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS:0:00 NO BECAUSE WE LITERALLY ATE, BENIHANA, PILATES8:40 CAPRIS, GRATITUDE, STOCK MARKET, TANA'S REALTOR IS A QUEEN, THE LOTTERY, MEGA CHURCHES16:50 CALL #1 STRUGGLING WITH MY WEDDING VOWS23:00 DOUBLE DATES, TANA'S CONVERTIBLE31:50 CALL #2 NEED HELP WITH BURNOUT FROM CONTENT CREATION46:00 BEING A NIGHT PERSON, QUITTING VAPING IS HARD, GLP-1S, FOOD NOISE AND FOOD ADDICTION Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 27 · 1 hr 35 min

    TANA HIT HER CAR! + GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK 💔 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 78

    WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana reunite after some time apart and they have A LOT to yap about. Between Tana's ongoing driver journey and recently hitting her fence with her car, dubious LA bars, and overcoming Heartbreak, the girls have so much to cover. All that and more on today's episode!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Thank you to our Sponsor: RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:BROOKLYN BEDDING! Go to http://brooklynbedding.com and use promo code NOTLOVELINE for 30% off sitewide! Take advantage of their ongoing Back to School sale NOW until 8/20/26!!GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Edited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 WE'RE SO BACK, JULY, PARTY PLANNING, MERCURY RETROGRADE5:00 FOR YOU FEST, LIVE PERFORMING12:00 TANA SELLING HER HOUSE, WORDS HAVE POWER, TANA HIT HER FENCE WITH HER CAR23:00 DRIVING IN LA, THE ABBEY, WEHO34:50 A BDAY GIFT FOR TANA, TOOTH RECOVERY AND REFLECTION55:00 RUNNING A MARATHON, PILATES, SIGNING BOOKS, BOOK TOURS, TIKTOK SHOP1:09:00 SAVING MONEY, HEARTBREAK1:23:00 JAW PAIN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 20 · 1 hr 9 min

    DL BOYFRIENDS, HOOKING UP FOR MONEY, AND DEPOP SCAMMERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 77

    WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana power through a bunch of calls!! How do I tell my boyfriend that I hooked up with someone for $500 to pay for our vacation together? How do I move on after finding out my boyfriend is gay and has been hooking up with guys the whole time WITH AN OF? All that and more on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor:LOLA BLANKETS! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code NOTLOVELINE at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Edited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FIFA CUPS, KPOP SONGS, MANIFESTING, GRIMACE7:00 PILATES, SHEL SILVERSTEIN, ATHLETICISM13:20 CALL #1 I'M SMARTER THAN MY BF23:30 CALL #2 MY BF IS NOT ONLY DL BUT HAS AN OF TOO30:00 CALL #3 THRIFTING AND DEPOP SCAMMERS40:00 CALL #4 I HOOKED UP WITH A MAN FOR MONEY, DO I TELL MY BF?46:30 CALL #5 ENTERING A MALE DOMINATED CAREER51:35 CALL #6 FAVORITE ERAS OF EACH OTHER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 13 · 1 hr 15 min

    TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76

    WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Tana tells Trish all about a scary man who chased her with his car on one of her first nights behind the wheel!!! Plus the girls talk about house buying and whether or not Tana is going to plant roots in LA or Maui. All that and some great life advice on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:NOCD! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:LAUNDRY SAUCE! Make laundry day the best day of the week! Get 20% off your entire order at Laundry Sauce with code NOTLOVELINE at https://laundrysauce.com/NOTLOVELINEGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FORKS, TRISHA'S STAMINA, MANIFESTING DURING A SHOWER, DANCERS12:00 POSTURE AND AURA, LEARNER'S PERMITS, TANA WAS CHASED BY A CRAZY MAN IN HIS CAR37:00 PERMANENTLY MOVING TO MAUI?, HAWAII VS LA, HOUSE BUYING AND SELLING, LOREN GRAY, BUSTER52:00 LOVE ISLAND, MEDIA BAN, ARMPIT HAIR REMOVAL, MEETING A SWEET FAN, STICKERS1:02:00 CALL: HOW DO YOU STOP FEELING LIKE YOU AREN'T DOING ENOUGH? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 6 · 1 hr 16 min

    CLAVICULAR, TANA'S SUEDE BROOKS LORE, & DATING MY STUDENT'S DAD!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 75

    Yaps AND calls on this week's Not Loveline!! Today Trish and Tana are back and discussing their complicated feelings on Miami Swim Week, the dangers of Family Vlogging and Streaming. And the lore on Tana's childhood friendship with Suede Brooks! Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:MARS MEN! For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at http://Mengotomars.com and tell them NOT LOVELINE sent you at checkout! GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Edited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS:0:00 CALABASAS CONFIDENTIAL, SUEDE BROOKS8:30 VICTORIA'S SECRET MALL EVENT, HOWARD STERN, MIAMI SWIM WEEK18:00 NOAH KAHAN, BODY DYSMORPHIA, LOOKSMAXING, CLAVICULAR, STREAMERS, FAMILY VLOGGING29:00 LOVE ISLAND, CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER, SHAVING, INSECURITIES40:00 JOHN MAYER, NICK LACHEY, DIABOLICAL TIKTOK MEN48:30 CALL #1 I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY STUDENT'S DAD57:30 CALL #2 I AM A STRAIGHT MAN GOING THROUGH A BREAK UP1:03:00 CARLI BYBEL, MIKAYLA NOGUEIRA, BRIANNA CHICKENFRY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 22 · 1 hr 17 min

    I REGRET EXPOSING MY HUSBAND + PLASTIC SURGERY RISKS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 74

    Trish and Tana are taking lots of calls today! This week on Not Loveline our girls give some good ol fashioned advice on a variety of topics! Like how to spice up a six year relationship, how to choose what to share online about your relationship, and the risks to consider before getting plastic surgery. You may end up regretting it! All that and more on this episode!Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor: RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:NOCD! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:LOLA BLANKETS! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code NOTLOVELINE at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Edited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 ROTISSERIE CHICKEN, COSTCO, GOING LIVE, MOCKTAILS, MAKEUP10:30 HAIR TRANSPLANTS, PLASTIC SURGERY18:50 VANESSA HUDGENS HACKING SCANDAL, THE PAPARAZZI IS EVIL22:40 CALL #1 I EXPOSED MY HUSBAND ONLINE, NOW I FORGIVE HIM32:30 CALL #2 MY PARENTS SAY MY BF GASLIGHTS AND IS MEAN TO ME43:50 CALL #3 MOVING AWAY FROM MY THROUPLE, HELP ME COPE48:30 NAIL TECH DOCUMENTARY, WAXING, AI SCAMS1:01:30 CALL #4 BORED OF MY BF OF 6 YEARS1:07:00 CALL #5 CAN'T RELATE TO MY BF'S OLDER SIBLINGS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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