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Non Sequitur News discusses interesting news from the Internet. Mayor Watt and his Sentient Artificial Intelligence discuss the news every day with a perspective from the crossroads of Science, Technology, and Society.

  • 365 episodes
  • Updated Oct 5, 2025
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  • Aug 29, 2024 · 49 min

    Monkeh Names and more news for 8/29/2024 (s3e242)

    Quick Notes: Full Body MRI Scans https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/inside-the-controversial-world-of-full-body-health-scans-we-tested-a-vc-backed-mri-service/ Boomer Land Sold Without Knowledge https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/a-boomer-who-bought-land-25-years-ago-thought-he-was-set-for-retirement-then-someone-sold-it-without-him-knowing/ Fake QR Codes on Parking Meters https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/scammers-are-using-fake-qr-codes-on-parking-meters-to-steal-your-card-info/ Monkehs Name Each Other https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/marmoset-monkeys-give-each-other-names-scientists-reveal/ The Best and Word Diamond Certified Songs https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/the-11-best-and-11-worst-songs-that-have-been-certified-diamond/ Childrens Books Hate Cars https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/childrens-book-to-blame-for-fire-inside-car-north-carolina-officials-say/ Tiny Backyard Ninja Bug https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-tiny-backyard-bug-does-the-fastest-backflips-on-earth/ Wet CyberStuck Catches Fire https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/wet-cybertruck-catches-fire-after-hitting-fire-hydrant/ Community Led Distillery https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/distillerist/f/d/distiller-seeks-5m-for-community-led-distillery/ Deep Sea Oxygen Generation Continued https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/deep-sea-dark-oxygen-raises-questions-about-alien-life/

  • Aug 28, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min

    Dough on a Plane and more news for 8/28/2024. (s3e241)

    Quick Notes: Four year old breaks jar. - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/4-year-old-boy-accidentally-smashes-3500-year-old-jar-at-museum/ McDonalds Big Cluck - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/mcdonalds-big-mac-is-going-chicken/ Flight Attendants consider stop attending - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/united-airlines-flight-attendants-say-theyre-ready-to-go-on-strike/ Bread Dough on a Plane - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/woman-makes-sourdough-bread-dough-on-a-plane-internet-gets-mad/ Perseverance heads to main event - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/nasas-perseverance-rover-is-finally-getting-to-the-main-event-on-mars/ Adorable Octopus - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/adorable-octopus-so-rare-it-doesnt-have-a-name-among-new-seamount-images/ Upgrade your Ramen - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/13-of-the-best-ways-to-upgrade-instant-ramen-according-to-chefs/ Airtag helps locate child - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smacktalk/f/d/an-illinois-school-completely-lost-a-child-and-airtag-found-him/ Self Storage Rooftops to go Solar Farm - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/self-storage-rooftops-will-become-a-nationwide-100mw-solar-farm/ Bethesda's Hottest Indy Paywall? - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/bethesda-locks-the-hottest-indy-behind-a-100-paywall/

  • Aug 27, 2024 · 59 min

    Mos Quito and more news for 8/27/2024 (s3e240)

    Quick Notes: CDK Says don't worry, be happy. - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/cdk-global-says-employee-customer-data-safe-after-cyberattacks/ Mammoth Mammoth Tusk - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/an-amateur-fossil-hunter-found-a-7-foot-long-mammoth-tusk-thats-thousands-of-years-old-take-a-look/ Mos Quito is my Star Wars DJ Name - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/massachusetts-town-enacts-evening-curfew-over-rare-but-deadly-mosquito-virus/ VR for Physical Therapy - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/virtual-reality-is-spicing-up-physical-therapy-with-games-for-balance-posture-and-more/ How much of you is Plastic - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/how-much-microplastic-are-you-drinking-new-tool-can-tell-you-in-minutes/ Mercury from Permafrost - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/thawing-alaskan-permafrost-is-releasing-dangerous-levels-of-mercury/ Opening Doors for key Boeing Mechanic - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/a-key-boeing-mechanic-who-worked-on-737-max-doors-was-on-vacation-on-2-critical-days-before-the-alaska-airlines-blowout/ Infant Formula Recall Update - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/infant-formula-recall-update-as-fda-issues-concern-level/ A Chocolate Breakthrough says Oompa Loompa - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/have-swiss-scientists-made-a-chocolate-breakthrough/ I was between flights and stubbed my toe - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/an-injured-and-angry-water-buffalo-is-on-the-loose-in-iowa/

  • Aug 26, 2024 · 1 hr 5 min

    DnD Fumbles and more news for 8/26/2024 (s3e239)

    Blast your Brain with Ultrasonics - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/want-to-be-more-mindful-when-you-meditate-blast-your-brain-with-ultrasonic-waves/ Craziest Garnishes - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/the-craziest-cocktail-garnishes-of-all-time/ Hacked Secret Documents - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/hackers-claim-to-have-stolen-top-secret-documents-from-the-u-s-marshals-service-2/ Texas Lottery Rule Change - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/roundersgear/f/d/texas-lottery-rule-change-after-system-gamed-for-95m-jackpot-win/ DnD Fumbles another Spell - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/dd-publisher-walks-back-controversial-changes-to-online-tools/ Car Sized Meteorite - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/space-junk-that-fell-in-eastern-cape-was-a-car-size-meteorite/ Mystery Odor from Drinking Water - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/drinking-water-warning-in-place-for-days-after-mystery-odor/ Sunlight Shines on me 24 hours a day - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-company-wants-to-sell-you-sunlight-at-night-from-space/ Cyber Kingpin Captured by FBI - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/fbi-captures-cyber-kingpin-who-scammed-millions-of-americans/ Apple is having a Glow Up Event - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/apples-iphone-16-event-invites-are-here-what-we-could-see-on-september-9-2/

  • Aug 25, 2024 · 1 hr 11 min

    Rock Fools and more news for 8/25/2024 (s3e238)

    Quick Notes: Hawaii Braces - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/hawaii-braces-for-double-blow-from-tropical-cyclones-hone-and-gilma/ Canoo is sinking - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/canoo-is-down-to-one-co-founder-as-its-cto-reportedly-leaves/ Ya, we'll go back to work - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/back-to-work-order-issued-for-2-major-canada-railroads-union-will-comply-but-lawsuit-planned/ A Rock Fooled Scientists - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/the-rock-that-fooled-scientists-no-signs-of-early-life/ Hemsworth Plays Drums in Romania - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/chris-hemsworth-plays-drums-in-surprise-appearance-at-ed-sheerans-romania-concert/ Dinosaur with extra large stance - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/matching-dinosaur-footprints-found-on-opposite-sides-of-the-atlantic-ocean/ What is Li Fi - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/what-is-li-fi-and-could-it-be-the-next-big-thing-for-the-internet/ Cybercrime to cost 326,000 per second - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smacktalk/f/d/security-bite-cybercrime-projected-to-cost-326000-every-second-by-2025/ Iconic Booze Brand - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/ofthegrape/f/d/the-most-iconic-booze-brand-name-drops-in-music-history/ Port of Seattle Hit by Cyberattack - https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/port-of-seattle-says-it-was-hit-with-possible-cyberattack-outage-affects-airport-phone-systems/